The Incredibly Strange Contract with America That Stopped Living and Became a Mixed-Up Zombie

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Newt Gingrich is preparing to whip out his new, improved, whiter than white ‘very visionary’ Contract with America next week in Iowa!

Better stand back. Nobody knows how big this contract’s gonna get. Not even Abe Lincoln.

“It will be 10 times deeper and more comprehensive than 1994,” he told an audience of about 40 people in Council Bluffs.

The original contract Gingrich helped craft 17 years ago “didn’t fundamentally change the trajectory of America,” he said.

The new ideas Gingrich will pitch during his big speech in Des Moines next Thursday will be “very visionary,” he said. “They’re very big and they’re exactly what Abraham Lincoln would have campaigned on.”

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