1 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:30:23pm

guys, nobody likes tofu

that japan is all totally pretending

2 Kragar  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:33:23pm

re: #1 WindUpBird

guys, nobody likes tofu

that japan is all totally pretending

Its good in miso soup.

3 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:36:35pm

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

totally *_* and inarizushi, hell yeah

4 engineer cat  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:38:37pm

of course people from east asia tend to have the same reaction to westerners eating cheese

5 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:42:24pm

re: #4 engineer dog

of course people from east asia tend to have the same reaction to westerners eating cheese

I was actually not a fan of cheese at all until I was an adult, didn't like pizza, didn't like cheeseburgers, my friends thought I was nuts

still really don't like the texture of too much cheese on burgers and pizza, I'd rather have much less and have it be stronger

6 freetoken  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:45:33pm

re: #1 WindUpBird

guys, nobody likes tofu

that japan is all totally pretending

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its good in miso soup.

Heh, even in Japan tofu is used as part of something else, miso or not.

7 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:49:00pm

re: #6 freetoken

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Heh, even in Japan tofu is used as part of something else, miso or not.

that's most food, it's all part of something else, even chicken by itself with no seasoning or frying is pretty bland

if you want tofu to be a filet mignon, it's obviously not (it's actually sustainable as opposed to something like a steak that requires a cosmic amount of energy to produce)

8 Four More Tears  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 10:52:37pm

And so it was that tofu became the center of conversation at Little Green Footballs...

9 Lidane  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 11:03:14pm

re: #8 JasonA

And so it was that tofu became the center of conversation at Little Green Footballs...

See?! PROOF that LGF is nothing but moonbat central. Real Americans don't talk about tofu.

///

10 freetoken  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 11:08:18pm

re: #9 Lidane

At least it's not arugula.

11 ProMayaLiberal  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 11:16:48pm

Two pieces of overnight news:

AJELive AJELive
Breaking: President of the #Maldives has resigned after protests against him intensified. Watch for more: aje.me/tz8yfa

Apparently, there have been events going on under the radar/dwarfed by convulsions in the Middle East.

Also:

2011feb17 HAMID
RT“@BintAlRifai: Homs this morning. Houses on fire, explosions. #Homs. youtu.be/rldZJobWHoE”

The Video

12 Kragar  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 11:24:10pm

Expensive Missouri primary won't mean much

A series of political squabbles has rendered the state's Republican vote merely symbolic, turning the $7 million primary into a glorified public opinion poll that will play little to no role in determining the party's nominee.

Instead, the GOP plans to use state caucuses in March to begin the process of awarding Missouri's 52 presidential delegates. Tuesday's primary will still be used to award delegates for the Democratic nomination, which will undoubtedly go to President Barack Obama.

About 960,000 voters, or 23 percent of eligible voters, are expected to show up Tuesday, said Ryan Hobart, spokesman for the Secretary of State's office. If that projection holds up, the primary would draw nearly 500,000 fewer voters to the polls than in 2008, when 1.4 million Missourians cast ballots in a year with competitive primaries in both parties.

"We've been encouraging people to vote nonetheless," Hobart said, "to send a message they want to have a say in who the nominee is."

Republican voters will find a ballot including national front-runner Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul and four candidates who've already dropped out of the race: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Jon Huntsman.

Newt Gingrich isn't on the ballot because he didn't pay the $1,000 filing fee, explaining later that it didn't count for delegates.

13 ProMayaLiberal  Mon, Feb 6, 2012 11:27:39pm

More out of Maldives:

AJELive AJELive
#Maldives president has resigned after police stage mutiny and take over state TV: aje.me/yJbzad

This needs a page.

14 ProMayaLiberal  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:11:27am

re: #13 ProLifeLiberal

There is now a page.

15 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:17:18am

re: #4 engineer dog

of course people from east asia tend to have the same reaction to westerners eating cheese

Cheese is really more disturbing than tofu, if you think about it. Which isn't to say that I don't love both with an unhealthy passion.

16 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:19:16am

re: #6 freetoken

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Heh, even in Japan tofu is used as part of something else, miso or not.

Well, you can just cut it into chunks and eat it like that, but only insane white vegetarians during the 1970s ever really thought that was a good idea.

Although the taste of uncooked, unseasoned tofu actually brings back for me the night of the 1989 earthquake. My dad had gone out to check on the building he managed, and my mom and I scavenged through the kitchen for stuff we could eat raw, coming up with tofu, and also brie and crackers. Sort of an odd mix.

17 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:20:17am

re: #8 JasonA

And so it was that tofu became the center of conversation at Little Green Footballs...

Tofu is LIFE.

At least good tofu. There's this stuff you get back East that I swear is made with Elmer's glue.

18 goddamnedfrank  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:20:27am

Since Guess the Lighting is on hiatus or something Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table is now my new favorite blog.

19 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:30:10am

Tofu is a culinary carte blanche: it absorbs the flovors of whtever you cook it with. It is not meant to be a substitute for meat products, just like you cannot substitute turnips for tomatoes in a salad.

20 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:33:57am

So Karl Rove did have a hissy fit over Clint Eastwood's "stealth Obama campaign ad":

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

only negative and depressing news about the economy and society will save the GOP (and by extension, The America We Love) now!

21 freetoken  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:46:29am

re: #19 ralphieboy

Tofu is a culinary carte blanche: it absorbs the flovors of whtever you cook it with.

Heh, just like Mitt Romney.

22 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:51:39am

re: #21 freetoken

Heh, just like Mitt Romney.

No, tofu does not come in, buy up all the other ingredients and then have them "fired" them from the recipe...

23 freetoken  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:52:04am
24 freetoken  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:52:30am

re: #22 ralphieboy

Ok, then, Romney the candidate.

25 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 12:58:08am

re: #24 freetoken

Ok, then, Romney the candidate.

Tofu does not come in, buy up all the other ingredients and then have them "fired" them from the recipe...and then claim that those ingredients are just envious of it because it is a "successful" ingredient.

26 researchok  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 1:24:25am

Morning, all.

27 researchok  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 1:28:27am

re: #23 freetoken

Great piece.

TY

28 freetoken  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 2:27:46am
29 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 2:31:59am

Bars in NYC close at 4:00 AM. So, when I wake at 4:30, the streets are still full of drunken people, some happily singing, some carrying on incoherent arguments. It's like waking up to a Tom Waits song.

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 2:54:48am

re: #29 Obdicut

Bars in NYC close at 4:00 AM. So, when I wake at 4:30, the streets are still full of drunken people, some happily singing, some carrying on incoherent arguments. It's like waking up to a Tom Waits song.

Singing a drunken incoherent argument?

31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 2:55:44am

re: #27 researchok

Great piece.

Nice beaver.

32 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 2:58:44am

re: #1 WindUpBird

guys, nobody likes tofu

that japan is all totally pretending

You lie.

33 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:00:46am

re: #30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Singing a drunken incoherent argument?

One guy was singing a song whose only lyrics were "Fuck you"

It went like this

Fuck

fuck

fuck you you fuck fuck you Yououououououououououououou

fuck

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:02:00am

re: #33 Obdicut

Maybe it was Tom Waits.

Or Cee Lo Waits.

35 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:06:08am

re: #34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm trying to imagine a Cee Lo/Waits collaboration. It could be amazing, but it's hard to picture.

36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:08:02am

re: #33 Obdicut

Took my kids to NYC... we took NJ Transit into town. As that we walked out of the Port Authority; a man was loading luggage into a double parked car. Car behind him honked his horn; the man looked at the car and said, "Fuck you!".

The kids (we were a little white bread family at the time) looked at me with an amused/shocked expression and I said, "Welcome to New York City kids. Let the shocking begin."

New York echo?

"HELLO!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

37 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:12:29am

re: #36 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The New Yorker's alphabet:

Fuckin' A, fuckin' B, fuckin' C, etc...

38 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:18:57am

re: #33 Obdicut

One guy was singing a song whose only lyrics were "Fuck you"

It went like this

Fuck

fuck

fuck you you fuck fuck you Yououououououououououououou

fuck

I love that song. Morning all and Fuck you!

39 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:31:25am

re: #33 Obdicut

Fuck

fuck

fuck you you fuck fuck you Yououououououououououououou

fuck

-Gisele

40 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:33:56am

re: #39 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She really stepped in it didn't she? On the positive side, he married someone who has his back.

41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:35:39am

re: #40 RogueOne

She really stepped in it didn't she? On the positive side, he married someone who has his back.

I think most folks thought she did the right thing.

42 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:36:12am

Happy birthday Charles Dickens wherever you are.

43 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:36:26am

re: #41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I think most folks thought she did the right thing.

Except Wes Welkers spouse

44 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:40:28am

Howdy Honcos!

45 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:41:12am

re: #33 Obdicut

One guy was singing a song whose only lyrics were "Fuck you"

It went like this

Fuck

fuck

fuck you you fuck fuck you Yououououououououououououou

fuck

Didn't Nilson in the early seventies have a song with the lyrics,
" You're breakin' my heart you're tearin' it apart so fuck you!"

46 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:43:27am

Hey!!! What's with all this fuckin bad language lizards!?

Clean that shit up!!
//

47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:45:02am

re: #43 RogueOne

Except Wes Welkers spouse

I'm sure his wife will talk to Gisele about it. And Gisele will respond, "Oh. So he's not supposed to catch the fuckin' ball when it's right in his hands?"

48 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:48:20am

re: #47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm sure his wife will talk to Gisele about it. And Gisele will respond, "Oh. So he's not supposed to catch the fuckin' ball when it's right in his hands?"

Maybe the girls could go out and toss the ball around a little....in lingerie...I'm just sayin.

49 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:50:17am

Today's movie for Lizard Theater, that Cohen brother's classic Raising Arizona.

I'll start

Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.

50 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:51:29am

re: #48 rwdflynavy

Maybe the girls could go out and toss the ball around a little...in lingerie...I'm just sayin.

Welkers soon-to-be spouse is very attractive. "Supermodel Catfight" would make a great halftime show.

Wes Welker's girlfriend Anna Burns
[Link: www.playerwives.com...]

51 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:52:36am

H.I.: Wake up, Son.
[aims gun at the clerk]
H.I.: I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.
Ed McDonnough: [sees H.I. from the car] That son' bitch. That son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
H.I.: Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.

52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:53:27am
53 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:57:11am

re: #51 rwdflynavy

Christian Dior my butt.

54 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:57:56am

No wonder no one wants to invade Iran, female Ninjas!

Ninja Training: 3,500 Women In Iran Kick Butt, Social Mores
[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

55 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 3:57:57am

re: #53 Obdicut

I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

56 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:01:31am

re: #55 rwdflynavy

Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!

57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:05:48am

Raising Arizona is not one of the movies that I find extremely quotable. Though it is a wonderpiece.

58 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:05:48am

re: #56 Obdicut

Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.

59 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:06:14am

re: #46 rwdflynavy

Hey!!! What's with all this fuckin bad language lizards!?

Clean that shit up!!
//

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, ya' wild kid ya'.

60 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:09:05am

re: #51 rwdflynavy

best fucking movie

61 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:10:22am

re: #29 Obdicut

Bars in NYC close at 4:00 AM. So, when I wake at 4:30, the streets are still full of drunken people, some happily singing, some carrying on incoherent arguments. It's like waking up to a Tom Waits song.

You automatically win

62 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:12:52am

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

63 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:15:21am

Muslim Heroes of the Holocaust - Robert Satloff

Cool video we watched as part of my Pakistan-Afghanistan Regional Security Studies class.

64 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:15:46am

Tom waits. Ol' 55

65 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:17:14am

Funny. I'm reading this fucking conversation while listening to Debussy's Clair de Lune.

It's like fucking cognitive dissonance.

66 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:18:18am

re: #65 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Funny. I'm reading this fucking conversation while listening to Debussy's Clair de Lune.

It's like fucking cognitive dissonance.

Debussy sucks donkey dick.

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:18:56am

re: #66 EdDantes

Debussy sucks donkey dick.

Don't be an ass.

68 Flounder  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:19:10am

My favorite movie to quote is Full Metal Jacket.
"Private Pyle, what is this donut doing in your foot locker?!"

69 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:22:14am

re: #68 Shropshire_Slasher

It was only the other day when I learned that Vincent D'Onofrio was Pyle. Amazing acting job, IMO.

70 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:33:46am

re: #68 Shropshire_Slasher

I just found this one at IMDB:

Sgt. Hartman: " Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

71 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:36:59am

re: #70 EdDantes

I just found this one at IMDB:

Sgt. Hartman: " Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

I used to use the wave file "What is your major malfunction Numbnuts!!?" as my windows error sound.

72 RogueOne  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:38:29am

Quotes finished. Time to hit the road. Enjoy the day people.

73 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:42:38am

re: #70 EdDantes

When I was at Knox in the mid-60's, the brother of a buddy was also drafted and sent there for Basic. The kid's friendly local draft-board screwed him--he was grossly outside the weight limits. His brother, who knew the rules by then, started the process to get him out. It took most of the BCT cycle to get him released and sent home. By then the grind had knocked off most of his flab, so after a month the draft board sent him back again, to start training over.

74 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 4:58:47am

I have another grandbaby! This makes 30!

My son & daughter-in-law had a baby girl at 5:00 this morning. This is their 5th child, 4th girl.

Naming will take place on Thursday.

75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:01:27am

re: #74 Alouette

Genesis 1:28

Learn it... Live it....

76 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:04:21am

re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Did he mean that literally? If so, Alouette is well on the way. Congrats!

77 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:07:25am

My favorite FMJ Drill Sergeant quote:

"I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around."

78 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:08:45am

Off to class. Enjoy the day!

79 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:10:29am

Looking at cute little girl outfits at janieandjack.com.

80 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:11:34am

Why is it that some families have mostly sons and other families have mostly daughters?

81 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:11:57am

re: #79 Alouette

It's neat the way grandparents are equally excited about new grandchildren, even with multiple experiences.

82 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:13:57am

re: #80 Alouette

Why is it that some families have mostly sons and other families have mostly daughters?

Great,, something else i have to think about along with does a curveball really curve,, how do they get the toothpaste in a tube.. why do hummingbirds hum,,,who really shot JR,,, etc etc


I'll NEVER get any rest!!

83 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:14:00am

re: #81 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It's neat the way grandparents are equally excited about new grandchildren, even with multiple experiences.

Because it means we are dominating the earth!

84 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:15:59am

re: #80 Alouette

I'm one of 50 grandchildren on my mother's side. My dads side? 20.

Our families are fond of their spouses as well.

85 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:17:27am

re: #80 Alouette

Why is it that some families have mostly sons and other families have mostly daughters?

We had to go through three daughters before we finally got a son, my sister-in-law had three boys right off the bat and wants a girl...

86 EdDantes  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:18:37am

Nite all:

87 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:18:45am

re: #85 ralphieboy

We had to go through three daughters before we finally got a son, my sister-in-law had three boys right off the bat and wants a girl...

My son has four daughters and one son. My daughter has four sons and one daughter.

88 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:19:16am

Morning Lizardim from the cold and windy wild north country. Looks like we're finally getting another dose of Arctic air to cool things off. Or maybe it's nature's counterbalance to the presence of several massive generators of hot air in our fair state.

89 Flounder  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:20:53am

Well, as my father explanied it, the men of our family are so potent, we blew their balls off, hence all the girls.
My dad had three girls before they had me. He was...relieved. I have been a letdown ever since.

90 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:21:37am

re: #87 Alouette

My son has four daughters and one son. My daughter has four sons and one daughter.

There were six kids in my family, three of each gender.

91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:23:44am

re: #87 Alouette

My mom was one of twelve... 6 boys/6 girls... I am one of six, 3 boys/3 girls.

I remember the exact numbers of cousins and aunts and uncles on one side. The other side is kind of iffy.

My dad's family only speaks of the 7 that made adulthood. There were five or so that didn't make past five. Seriously, they don't even count them or speak of them.

Hard times in the mountains of West Virginia.

92 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:23:58am

If you want an interesting comparison of portrayals of drill instructers in the USMC there's Sgt Hartmann in FMJ (1987), and then find a 1957 film "The D.I." and you get Jack Webb (just the facts recruit) doing the role as well.

If anything it shows how things had loosened up in terms of language and other issues in movies in the space of 30 years.

93 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:25:08am

re: #91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My mom says she lost four kids before she gave birth to any of us six.

94 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:25:58am

re: #92 oaktree

If you want an interesting comparison of portrayals of drill instructers in the USMC there's Sgt Hartmann in FMJ (1987), and then find a 1957 film "The D.I." and you get Jack Webb (just the facts recruit) doing the role as well.

If anything it shows how things had loosened up in terms of language and other issues in movies in the space of 30 years.

That was before they instituted a film rating system, before that, everything had to be G-rated.

95 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:26:16am

re: #93 ralphieboy

My mom says she lost four kids before she gave birth to any of us six.

Both my parents lost siblings that died before the age of eight.

96 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:29:40am

re: #94 ralphieboy

That was before they instituted a film rating system, before that, everything had to be G-rated.

True. And also the fact that Jack Webb was a very strait-laced and moralistic sort. And I think he produced the film as well as starring in it. And this is right in the middle of the run of the first Dragnet series.

97 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:30:31am

re: #91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My mom was one of twelve... 6 boys/6 girls... I am one of six, 3 boys/3 girls.

I remember the exact numbers of cousins and aunts and uncles on one side. The other side is kind of iffy.

My dad's family only speaks of the 7 that made adulthood. There were five or so that didn't make past five. Seriously, they don't even count them or speak of them.

Hard times in the mountains of West Virginia.

re: #93 ralphieboy

My mom says she lost four kids before she gave birth to any of us six.

re: #95 oaktree

Both my parents lost siblings that died before the age of eight.

That's just tragic. Sadly, this was very common in the days before vaccinations became routine.

98 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:32:17am

re: #93 ralphieboy

My mom says she lost four kids before she gave birth to any of us six.

Mom got knocked up, and proceeded to have six children in 7 years. None lost (that were apparent).

My granny had 12, and I've heard of as many as 15 miscarriages (don't think anyone's sure).

Hard times in the mountains of West Virginia.

99 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:32:30am

re: #92 oaktree

If you want an interesting comparison of portrayals of drill instructers in the USMC there's Sgt Hartmann in FMJ (1987), and then find a 1957 film "The D.I." and you get Jack Webb (just the facts recruit) doing the role as well.

If anything it shows how things had loosened up in terms of language and other issues in movies in the space of 30 years.

Got the old school version of Basic in '65. A dozen years later I was back at Knox as a civilian, working with the training brigade. The Army really did learn a lot from Viet Nam, and had vastly improved the process. Then the civilian leadership went braindead and played MacNamara/LBJ all over again.

100 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:34:58am

In my neighborhood last night....
Occu-Mob Goes Berserk: Smashes Windows, Dumps Trash, Intimidates Media/Cops

I was wondering why I was hearing police helicopters until about 1 am.

101 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:35:15am

Texas primary date in doubt after deal talks stall

Texas is all but certain to have an even later say in choosing the Republican presidential nominee after what at first looked like a breakthrough deal in a bitter dispute over redistricting maps ended with wide rejection of the proposal.

That left the date of the Texas primaries in limbo Tuesday, a day after a court-imposed deadline for the state and minority advocacy groups to compromise came and went without temporary maps that everyone could agree on for the 2012 elections.

A San Antonio federal court had told both sides to reach a deal by Monday or see the April 3 primary date pushed back a second time. The Texas attorney general's office appeared to hit the deadline by announcing an agreement with some of the groups, but that was soon overshadowed by other prominent black and Hispanic organizations blasting the deal.

The court also appeared to reject the partial deal, as U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia urged talks to continue toward "a general agreement between all" parties.

Now the date of the Texas primaries is in doubt again.

102 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:38:42am

re: #99 Decatur Deb

Nice pics of your hoophouse that you posted yesterday. I ran a quick experiment with my greenhouse yesterday. We had a sunny day and I let it get up to over 100 degrees. I used a small fan to move cool air from my basement. Worked pretty well. It got down to about 85 in about 15 minutes. Before summer I'll have to rig a thermometer switch to automate it.

103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:38:51am

70's music station on Music Choice... John Lenon's "Imagine", Followed by BeeGees "You Should Be Dancing". Oh, Gawd. Followed by David Soul, "Don't give up on us".

Yeah no.

104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:41:31am

re: #100 Killgore Trout

Assholes. It was nicer when they wanted support.

105 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:41:44am

re: #99 Decatur Deb

Got the old school version of Basic in '65. A dozen years later I was back at Knox as a civilian, working with the training brigade. The Army really did learn a lot from Viet Nam, and had vastly improved the process. Then the civilian leadership went braindead and played MacNamara/LBJ all over again.

Heh. Wikipedia article -> article jumping here is sort of interesting.

Found page on "The D.I." and that implied that the movie got USMC cooperation due to reaction to the "Ribbon Creek Incident" (training accident that got six recruits drowned) and the fact that Webb's film was sympathetic to the Corps (no verbal or physical abuse of recruits.)

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
(Note the use of the MBF defense offered in the court martial by Chesty Puller as well as trying to deflect blame onto the media.)*

This also led to the accelerated reforms of the training structure.

*- Standard caveat that this is Wikipedia and thus accuracy of articles can be challenged.

106 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:41:55am

re: #100 Killgore Trout

re: #102 Killgore Trout

People who grow in glass houses are over-sensitive to berserk ninjas.

107 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:44:00am

Dog occupier going berserk. BBack after the walk.

108 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 5:44:36am

Here's the new little cutie.
My son's prayer for his new baby girl:

We are overjoyed to welcome our newborn baby girl to the beautiful world.

Our son and daughters are celebrating the arrival of their new baby sister.

We thank G-d for the miracle of birth, and the blessing of a healthy, alert and hungry infant.

To our newborn daughter:

We pledge to raise you with boundless love. Give you a purposeful education to live a meaningful life. Show you by example the warmth and relevance of Yiddishkeit and Chassidishkeit. Instill in you faith in Hashem and the Torah. Teach you values, tolerance, and an appreciation for all of G-ds children.

Love,
Tatti and Mommy

109 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:00:59am

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Assholes. It was nicer when they wanted support.

Yeah, they aren't even trying anymore.

110 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:04:45am

[Link: www.cnn.com...]

The Washington man who authorities believe killed his two sons and himself by setting fire to his house first gave toys and books to charity, sent multiple goodbye e-mails and doused the home with gasoline, they said.

Such evidence suggests that Josh Powell planned the murder-suicide for some time, according to Ed Troyer, spokesman for the Pierce County, Washington, Sheriff's Department.

"He was making arrangement to leave this place, so he had some knowledge of what he was going to do," he told CNN's John King. "(I) believe this was intentional -- it's two counts of murder and then suicide."

Powell, a suspect in the 2009 disappearance of his wife, died Sunday along with his two sons, 5-year-old Braden and 7-year-old Charlie, in what police believe was an intentionally set fire in Powell's Puyallup, Washington, home.

It was a tragic development in a puzzling case that began two years ago in the Salt Lake City suburb of West Valley City, Utah, when Susan Cox-Powell, 28, went missing.

111 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:04:59am

re: #108 Alouette

Mazal Tov. 30!!! That is a lot of nachas to shep.

112 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:08:25am

OT: So now it seems that not only is Gingrich trying to connect with Reagan each and every day, he is trying to tie Obama to Carter. He now believes that the Egyptian house arrests are eerily similar to the Iranian hostage crisis. Fox News has picked up this ball and run with it.

113 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:14:35am

re: #112 Petero1818

OT: So now it seems that not only is Gingrich trying to connect with Reagan each and every day, he is trying to tie Obama to Carter. He now believes that the Egyptian house arrests are eerily similar to the Iranian hostage crisis. Fox News has picked up this ball and run with it.

Not a surprise. The wingnuts have been trying to call Barack Obama a black Jimmy Carter ever since he got elected.

114 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:17:35am

Mornin' everyone...oops.

115 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:17:40am

Madonna's halftime show was apparently a satanic Freemason illuminati ritual, or something.

[Link: hollywoodilluminati.com...]

116 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:19:23am

re: #113 Lidane

Not a surprise. The wingnuts have been trying to call Barack Obama a black Jimmy Carter ever since he got elected.

I think this has the potential to blow up quite badly. Obama will be very aware of this rhetoric, and its potential impact on the electorate. Gingrich has absolutely no regard for the Americans under arrest, not for the geopolitical ramifications of how this plays out. He intends to use this for one reason and that is as a way win his primary and a general election. I hope that Obama does not find his hand forced in this situation. There will be enormous pressure I think for him to over react.

117 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:20:03am

re: #114 darthstar

Mornin' everyone...oops.

Oh come on,..../

118 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:21:13am

re: #117 Petero1818

Oh come on,.../

Well, the two boys were close in height.

119 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:21:22am

re: #109 Killgore Trout

Yeah, they aren't even trying anymore.

"They" are probably down to the asshole Blac Block contingent that infected the host. The purposeful OWS types are back at home for the Winter, thinking up ways to manage a process that won't defeat their own goals.

120 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:23:04am

Yahoo mail is down. :(

121 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:23:11am

Mitt's old "job creator" company shows what it's good at:

On Wednesday, February 1st, American Airlines announced that it will take the advice of Mitt Romney’s firm, Bain Capital, and lay off 13,000 workers -15 percent of its workforce- replacing their pension plans with 401(k) plans and ending company-paid retiree healthcare.

The lay off announcement came only seven days after American Airlines hired Bain Capital to guide it through a bankruptcy procedure for which the airline had filed last November.

122 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:25:26am

re: #121 darthstar

Mitt's old "job creator" company shows what it's good at:

It's the American way!

1) Load the company up with debt
2) Pay massive executive bonuses and consulting fees
3) Declare bankruptcy
4) Screw the workers out of their pensions
5) Watch and laugh as the jobless peons vote against the Mooslem president, in favor of people who will make it easier and easier to repeat from step 1)

123 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:26:31am

re: #121 darthstar

Look, they are bankrupt. They need to reorganize. To think that they are going to do that without mass layoffs and a reorg of benefits is unrealistic. Bain likely is good at this. And that is not a bad thing. Taking companies that are not competitive and bringing them out of bankruptcy able to compete effectively is in effect job preservation for the 85% of the workforce that didn't lose its job.

124 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:27:30am

The Sweet Meteor of Death 2012

The Republican Party is putting itself in the hands of the economy. With Mitt Romney as the nominee, we will be forced to hope for a deteriorating economy because, while I will vote for him and think he is vastly better than Barack Obama, the fact is he has made no case for himself against Barack Obama except that he can do a better job on the economy. And let’s be clear — no Republican should hope or appear to be hoping for a deteriorating economy. It’s just that with no other justification for his election other than electability based on the ability to fix the economy, if the economy fixes itself, suddenly there is no justification for Mitt Romney’s electability.

125 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:28:36am

re: #123 Petero1818

Look, they are bankrupt. They need to reorganize. To think that they are going to do that without mass layoffs and a reorg of benefits is unrealistic. Bain likely is good at this. And that is not a bad thing. Taking companies that are not competitive and bringing them out of bankruptcy able to compete effectively is in effect job preservation for the 85% of the workforce that didn't lose its job.

Yes, the herd does need to be culled every so often. It's for the greater good of those who don't get fed to the lions!

Can't have the dead weight dragging us down.

/

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:28:56am

re: #109 Killgore Trout

Yeah, they aren't even trying anymore.

They're being challenged by the anti-intellectual society.

127 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:30:47am

re: #123 Petero1818

True. True. True. and True. But the optics on this are priceless from a political perspective. If Mitt tries to use February unemployment numbers against Obama, someone like Newt Gingrich can easily say, "He's one to talk...Mitt just laid off 13,000 Americans last month..." (yes, I know "Mitt" doesn't do shit, but he's strapped himself to Bain as a campaign strategy)

128 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:31:40am

re: #125 iossarian

I don't understand the sarcasm there. I don't think you'd prefer that the companies closes and everyone loses their jobs.

129 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:33:08am

re: #127 darthstar

How many Federal Employees does Newt want to lay off?

130 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:34:50am

re: #127 darthstar

True. True. True. and True. But the optics on this are priceless from a political perspective. If Mitt tries to use February unemployment numbers against Obama, someone like Newt Gingrich can easily say, "He's one to talk...Mitt just laid off 13,000 Americans last month..." (yes, I know "Mitt" doesn't do shit, but he's strapped himself to Bain as a campaign strategy)

Oh for sure. The optics are absurd. No argument. I guess it bothers me that most can't understand the difference between optics and reality.

131 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:35:14am

Intrade just put the President at 60.0 for re-election.

132 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:36:36am

re: #120 Alouette

Yahoo mail is down. :(

Yeah, Internet backbone routers across North America are playing hard-to-get today, it seems.

133 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:36:56am

re: #124 Lidane

The Sweet Meteor of Death 2012

Poor RedState...nothing left but to hope for US economic disaster and try to maintain the position that they think hoping for US economic disaster is morally wrong but if it happened it would be good for Mitt Romney. It's not easy being such a patriot.

134 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:37:16am

re: #128 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I don't understand the sarcasm there. I don't think you'd prefer that the companies closes and everyone loses their jobs.

I'm just laughing at people who gladly watch the little financial safety their (unionized) parents and grandparents fought for be blown out of the water by corporate raiders.

"We have to cut pensions to save the company." (CEO compensation increases 75% in two years)

"We have to lay off 15% of the workers to save the company." (Consulting fees treble)

"Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

135 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:37:19am

re: #129 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

How many Federal Employees does Newt want to lay off?

Is this a trick question? All of them!

136 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:37:43am

re: #131 Decatur Deb

Intrade just put the President at 60.0 for re-election.

On a related note, American "Thinker" is derping all over the place again:

So You Say You Want a Revolution? (Google cache link, BTW)

137 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:38:30am

re: #132 thedopefishlives

Yeah, Internet backbone routers across North America are playing hard-to-get today, it seems.

wHO BROKE TEH iNTERt00BZ

138 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:38:51am

re: #137 Alouette

wHO BROKE TEH iNTERt00BZ

I blame Basement Cat.

/Excuse me while I make a quick phone call, maybe I can get her on the line

139 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:41:10am

re: #124 Lidane

The Sweet Meteor of Death 2012

"I’ll support the Republican nominee for President. I’ll defend him from meritless attacks and I will oppose Barack Obama. Any one of our candidates is better than Barack Obama. But God help us if any one of them is the nominee."

Real Get-Out-The-Vote pep talk, there.

140 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:41:21am

Of course:

Romney: Komen Right to Cut Planned Parenthood

What a colossal dickhead this guy is.

141 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:42:36am

re: #74 Alouette

I have another grandbaby! This makes 30!

My son & daughter-in-law had a baby girl at 5:00 this morning. This is their 5th child, 4th girl.

Naming will take place on Thursday.

Is the 31st incoming? //

Congrats!

142 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:42:51am

re: #134 iossarian

I'm just laughing at people who gladly watch the little financial safety their (unionized) parents and grandparents fought for be blown out of the water by corporate raiders.

"We have to cut pensions to save the company." (CEO compensation increases 75% in two years)

"We have to lay off 15% of the workers to save the company." (Consulting fees treble)

"Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

I'm not exactly what you'd call a socialist, but the point

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -- John Steinbeck

is well taken.

That's right, folks. Keep dreaming your little Horatio Alger dreams and your ship'll come in any minute now. Keep voting against your own interests and something will trickle down on you soon enough.

143 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:43:25am

re: #140 iossarian

Of course:

Romney: Komen Right to Cut Planned Parenthood

What a colossal dickhead this guy is.

That, Mr. Romney, is the cluephone.

It's for you.

145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:46:06am

re: #134 iossarian

The CEO thing does suck (though I do not know AA's particulars).

The only thing that the airlines can go after is labor and the associated costs when they can no longer pay their bills.

Can't cut down on fuel consumption, and the costs are fluid (get it!?!) and completely uncontrollable.
Can't cut down on maintenance, lest airplanes (or their parts) rain down from the sky.
Airport fees
Cost of machinery.
Taxes/other fees

Nothing can be done about any of the five listed above and many other things.

Companies get nailed for taking out personnel... but most of the time? Personnel is the only thing within their control once they've reached the point where AA is today.

146 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:47:04am

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The CEO thing does suck (though I do not know AA's particulars).

The only thing that the airlines can go after is labor and the associated costs when they can no longer pay their bills.

Can't cut down on fuel consumption, and the costs are fluid (get it!?!) and completely uncontrollable.
Can't cut down on maintenance, lest airplanes (or their parts) rain down from the sky.
Airport fees
Cost of machinery.
Taxes/other fees

Nothing can be done about any of the five listed above and many other things.

Companies get nailed for taking out personnel... but most of the time? Personnel is the only thing within their control once they've reached the point where AA is today.

The cost of fuel drives everything else.

147 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:47:24am

re: #144 Alouette

Ding whore.

148 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:48:09am

re: #147 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ding whore.

It's for the children!

149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:48:24am

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, which is another reason that AA could have saved themselves a shit load of money. I could have given them Bain's advice for a third of the fee.

150 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:49:01am

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The CEO thing does suck (though I do not know AA's particulars).

The only thing that the airlines can go after is labor and the associated costs when they can no longer pay their bills.

The top 1% of earners in the US have seen their share of the take-home skyrocket in the past 20 years.

People in the bottom half have received nothing, and in terms of net wealth have gone backwards.

You've got plenty of time to figure it out. Global warming won't really kick in for at least a decade.

151 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:50:07am

re: #150 iossarian

You've got plenty of time to figure it out. Global warming won't really kick in for at least a decade.

Don't be so negative. The Yellowstone Caldera might be first.

152 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:50:12am

re: #134 iossarian

I'm just laughing at people who gladly watch the little financial safety their (unionized) parents and grandparents fought for be blown out of the water by corporate raiders.

"We have to cut pensions to save the company." (CEO compensation increases 75% in two years)

"We have to lay off 15% of the workers to save the company." (Consulting fees treble)

"Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

I am a firm believer in reorganization that cuts across the board. That means, Labour, management, bond holders, shareholders, contractors, everything has to be looked at. AA management has done a poor job in my opinion. Other airlines have been doing a lot better. Therefore yes they should dismiss some senior management. But its not like they can put a couple of baggage handlers in charge of the company to replace them. It is all part of the answer. That may include large layoffs, and a reorganization of benefits.

153 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:50:21am

Haaretz exclusive: Organizer of Gaza flotilla sought assistance from Assad's office

The organizer of one of the flotillas to the Gaza Strip sought assistance from the office of Syrian President Bashar Assad, requesting it facilitates their departure from the Syrian port at Latakia.

Ths request came to light through the disclosure of emailed correspondence between former British MP George Galloway, who heads an organization called Viva Palestina, and Bouthaina Shaaban, who serves as media adviser to Assad.

154 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:50:55am

re: #151 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't be so negative. The Yellowstone Caldera might be first.

This is 2012, after all. We're on a limited timetable here.

155 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:51:09am

re: #151 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't be so negative. The Yellowstone Caldera might be first.

That's going to be pretty when it blows.

156 Political Atheist  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:51:14am

re: #120 Alouette

Yahoo mail is down. :(

It's back up.

157 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:51:19am

re: #150 iossarian

The top 1% of earners in the US have seen their share of the take-home skyrocket in the past 20 years.

People in the bottom half have received nothing, and in terms of net wealth have gone backwards.

You've got plenty of time to figure it out. Global warming won't really kick in for at least a decade.

Companies everywhere are looking to cut costs and yet it never occurs to them to cut at the top. Is this "top talent" really so hard to find? They are so terrified that the "top talent" which is tanking their company will go elsewhere and tank some other company?

How stupid is this?

158 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:52:54am

re: #157 Alouette

Companies everywhere are looking to cut costs and yet it never occurs to them to cut at the top. Is this "top talent" really so hard to find? They are so terrified that the "top talent" which is tanking their company will go elsewhere and tank some other company?

How stupid is this?

The fear is that if they don't provide "adequate compensation" for the "top talent", they won't actually GET the "top talent" and will end up with another round of losers who will tank the company. The problem is, management all runs in circles; there's very little new talent actually entering the arena, it's all the same guys getting recycled and making their millions at different companies. I say, fire the lot, cut compensation to a suitable level across the board, and start a mass recruiting drive for business management and MBA courses at US universities.

159 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:53:02am

re: #155 darthstar

That's going to be pretty when it blows.

Especially when it takes out everything west of the Rockies.

160 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:53:50am

re: #158 thedopefishlives

Also, the fact that the guys doing the ax job are at the top, and of course they don't want to cut themselves.

161 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:53:54am

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

...snip
Companies get nailed for taking out personnel... but most of the time? Personnel is the only thing within their control once they've reached the point where AA is today.

And who will put you out of a retail customer business faster than a pissed-off, incompetent, unmotivated lowest-bidder workforce?

163 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:55:06am

re: #158 thedopefishlives

The fear is that if they don't provide "adequate compensation" for the "top talent", they won't actually GET the "top talent" and will end up with another round of losers who will tank the company. The problem is, management all runs in circles; there's very little new talent actually entering the arena, it's all the same guys getting recycled and making their millions at different companies. I say, fire the lot, cut compensation to a suitable level across the board, and start a mass recruiting drive for business management and MBA courses at US universities.

How about this for a suggestion: start grooming engineers and technical people who actually understand the process instead of bean-counters who only understand the bottom line?

Oh wait, that would be too radical.

164 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:55:20am

re: #151 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Glad that I got to see it before it blows. Would really suck if I couldn't mark that off my bucket list before it blows (and with it my bucket!)

165 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:56:08am

re: #158 thedopefishlives

The fear is that if they don't provide "adequate compensation" for the "top talent", they won't actually GET the "top talent" and will end up with another round of losers who will tank the company. The problem is, management all runs in circles; there's very little new talent actually entering the arena, it's all the same guys getting recycled and making their millions at different companies. I say, fire the lot, cut compensation to a suitable level across the board, and start a mass recruiting drive for business management and MBA courses at US universities.

School can only teach so much. The market is efficient enough to drive itself up again in fairly short order. The reality is that scarcity of talent drives up the cost. There are some people that can lead and others that can follow. Leaders, and ones that won't lead you off a cliff, are not that easy to find. MBA classes are filled with middle and upper managers. Leaders, visionaries, innovators are far fewer.

166 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:56:51am

Oh, and greets and saluts from the NYC metro area; home to the World Champion New York Football Giants. Lower Manhattan is a madhouse with hundreds of thousands of people taking time from work to party and enjoy the parade down the Canyon of Heroes. For the rest of us, we're at work and it may actually be easier for me to watch things on my computer than to try and look out the windows of the building to see the parade pass by.

167 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:58:07am

re: #166 lawhawk

Oh, and greets and saluts from the NYC metro area; home to the World Champion New York Football Giants. Lower Manhattan is a madhouse with hundreds of thousands of people taking time from work to party and enjoy the parade down the Canyon of Heroes. For the rest of us, we're at work and it may actually be easier for me to watch things on my computer than to try and look out the windows of the building to see the parade pass by.

Quick! Someone say it's actually an Occupy movement!

168 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:58:13am

re: #165 Petero1818

School can only teach so much. The market is efficient enough to drive itself up again in fairly short order. The reality is that scarcity of talent drives up the cost. There are some people that can lead and others that can follow. Leaders, and ones that won't lead you off a cliff, are not that easy to find. MBA classes are filled with middle and upper managers. Leaders, visionaries, innovators are far fewer.

The market artificially inflates itself because these blowhards all think they deserve to get paid exorbitant salaries. It's getting to the point where even I, a relatively ardent free-market capitalist, am starting to think that federally imposed wage limits (as a percentage of total company salary) would be a good idea.

169 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:58:19am

re: #165 Petero1818

School can only teach so much. The market is efficient enough to drive itself up again in fairly short order. The reality is that scarcity of talent drives up the cost. There are some people that can lead and others that can follow. Leaders, and ones that won't lead you off a cliff, are not that easy to find. MBA classes are filled with middle and upper managers. Leaders, visionaries, innovators are far fewer.

And frequently they are more technical than business-oriented, so they tend to get passed over in favor of the bean counters.

170 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:59:14am

re: #152 Petero1818

"It would have been a blessing for shareholders if someone had thought to shoot down Orville Wright at Kitty Hawk."
-Warren E. Buffett

171 darthstar  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:59:19am

Ooh...the weather looks a little nasty outside. I think I'll take the dogs for a run.

172 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 6:59:39am

re: #169 Alouette

And frequently they are more technical than business-oriented, so they tend to get passed over in favor of the bean counters.

The company I work for was founded by a partnership between a tech guru and a beancounter. It works so well because the techie understands what the business does and where it needs to go, while the beancounter can tell him how much it's going to cost to go there and what kind of money will need to come in to make it profitable.

173 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:01:40am

re: #152 Petero1818

Other airlines have been doing a lot better.

OK, one little point first: have you not noticed how big companies "take it in turns" to be doing well/badly? I'm not saying it's deliberate, mind you. But there's a cycle: you do well, make big profits (and pay big dividends to shareholders), then there's an external shock or downturn, and you "have to" screw the workers. So it's AA today. Delta's doing pretty well at the moment - they were bankrupt less than 5 years ago!

But its not like they can put a couple of baggage handlers in charge of the company to replace them. It is all part of the answer. That may include large layoffs, and a reorganization of benefits.

You need smart people running companies. The issue is not with that. The issue is how you regulate their compensation, because clearly, the system that is in place at the moment leads to massive wage and wealth inequality, something which history has shown to end badly pretty much every time.

In the past you had stiff tax rates on outlier income/wealth, so there wasn't really much point in trying to go from being "really rich" to "fuck off I own this entire planet" rich. Now, there's no such control in place, and so we see what we see.

Mostly, though, I just think it's funny that (some of) the peasants scrabbling in the mud for turnips are always happy to defend the lords as they ride by in their fancy carriages.

174 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:02:29am

re: #108 Alouette

aww

175 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:03:16am

re: #155 darthstar

That's going to be pretty when it blows.

Maybe from the Moon.

176 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:03:39am

re: #168 thedopefishlives

The market artificially inflates itself because these blowhards all think they deserve to get paid exorbitant salaries. It's getting to the point where even I, a relatively ardent free-market capitalist, am starting to think that federally imposed wage limits (as a percentage of total company salary) would be a good idea.

I know that feeling. But the reality is for many of these executives, the gross part of their compensation comes in stock options. In the case of AA, for instance, the CEO salary was $550,000. The other 3M of compensation was in options and the like. I have no problem with finding clever ways to treat executive compensation in public companies and tying them to percentages of total compensation in the company. But I think it is a mistake to not let stock options be used to compensate as that is the motivation to keep the company profitable. I would hate to see CEO bloat their workforce in order to drive up their own salary on a percentage basis.

177 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:04:31am

re: #146 Alouette

The cost of fuel drives everything else.

They actually calculated the fuel penalty for loading up on peanuts, one reason you don't get any.

178 kirkspencer  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:06:17am

re: #169 Alouette

And frequently they are more technical than business-oriented, so they tend to get passed over in favor of the bean counters.

Actually, there are other reasons.

Reason one: it is easier to justify people who directly affect money flow than those who do it indirectly.

Reason two: the mirror effect. The more similar you are to the boss, the more likely the boss will promote you. Since the top boss is more likely to be sales/marketing than technical the sales/marketing people have an edge.

Note in both cases that I've added a third category. In my experience bean counters are as liable to be cut (or fail to promote) as technical people. The majority of the top level spent at least some if not all their time in the sales and marketing track.

Because it doesn't matter how good your mousetrap or how well you control costs, people won't beat a path to the door unless someone tells them your mousetrap is there.

179 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:06:54am

re: #177 Decatur Deb

They actually calculated the fuel penalty for loading up on peanuts, one reason you don't get any.

I thought they stopped giving out peanuts because of legal action by some people with peanut allergy.

180 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:07:02am

re: #176 Petero1818

The thing is, it provides a counterbalancing force, which is why I mentioned it. He can't bloat the workforce too much, or the company becomes inefficient/unprofitable and they risk getting canned. It does provide a good reason to raise wages for the workforce as much as is practical.

181 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:08:02am

re: #179 Alouette

I thought they stopped giving out peanuts because of legal action by some people with peanut allergy.

That, and all of the elephants trying to get into coach.

182 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:09:43am

re: #179 Alouette

I thought they stopped giving out peanuts because of legal action by some people with peanut allergy.

There were several elements in the decision. We know these things in The Peanut Capital of the Nation.

The single biggest fuel penalty was for flying fuel around. Planes no longer get a fill-up for short flights.

183 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:11:12am

re: #173 iossarian

I don't disagree with much of your post. I too find it interesting how many turnip hunters are quick to defend the lord. I myself tend to speak more from self interest.
AS for business cycles, The airline industry is brutal, and continuously evolving. Trends, fuel prices, labour, all play a role in this. Companies try to react, but large corps are not so nimble. I think it takes time and to a certain extent they must go through this ebb and flow.

184 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:11:45am

re: #180 thedopefishlives

The thing is, it provides a counterbalancing force, which is why I mentioned it. He can't bloat the workforce too much, or the company becomes inefficient/unprofitable and they risk getting canned. It does provide a good reason to raise wages for the workforce as much as is practical.

All true.

185 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:12:15am

re: #181 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That, and all of the elephants trying to get into coach.

Which explains the explosion of overhead bin filling carry-on luggage. Elephants smuggling themselves aboard.

(An interesting push-push with airlines restricting carry-ons and also increasing/implementing checked bag fees. Pay, pack light, or ship your extra stuff to the destination via a different method.)

186 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:14:19am

re: #185 oaktree

Which explains the explosion of overhead bin filling carry-on luggage. Elephants smuggling themselves aboard.

(An interesting push-push with airlines restricting carry-ons and also increasing/implementing checked bag fees. Pay, pack light, or ship your extra stuff to the destination via a different method.)

Years ago an Army employee was severely injured when some dolt put an unsecured bowling ball in the overhead. Flight hit bad weather.

187 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:15:22am

re: #185 oaktree

Which explains the explosion of overhead bin filling carry-on luggage. Elephants smuggling themselves aboard.

(An interesting push-push with airlines restricting carry-ons and also increasing/implementing checked bag fees. Pay, pack light, or ship your extra stuff to the destination via a different method.)

I actually prefer driving. Airline travel utterly sucks. However driving is not an option if you're going overseas, or to California.

188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:15:47am

re: #182 Decatur Deb

There were several elements in the decision. We know these things in The Peanut Capital of the Nation.

The single biggest fuel penalty was for flying fuel around. Planes no longer get a fill-up for short flights.

Anecdotal story that I think I remember.

Some baggage handler type guy at an airline had the idea of moving the planes on the tarmac around on one engine (all you really need); the airline had a 10% bonus on money saving ideas for employees. Made this guy rich.

189 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:16:07am

re: #180 thedopefishlives

The thing is, it provides a counterbalancing force, which is why I mentioned it. He can't bloat the workforce too much, or the company becomes inefficient/unprofitable and they risk getting canned. It does provide a good reason to raise wages for the workforce as much as is practical.

While I agree, I will add that the risk of getting canned at that level is not that significant. Particularly depending on one's age within the cycle. The Golden Parachutes that CEOs have are so punitive that 1) The cost of dismissal is so high it is often avoided 2) CEO's are happy to leave, take years of compensation with them, while they look for the next gig.

190 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:17:29am

re: #189 Petero1818

While I agree, I will add that the risk of getting canned at that level is not that significant. Particularly depending on one's age within the cycle. The Golden Parachutes that CEOs have are so punitive that 1) The cost of dismissal is so high it is often avoided 2) CEO's are happy to leave, take years of compensation with them, while they look for the next gig.

All good points. It's just a back-of-the-napkin idea I tossed out there. Although I would say that part of rebalancing upper management compensation is getting rid of those damn golden parachutes. Do you REALLY need to be set for life because you tanked a company so hard you got fired?

191 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:18:32am

re: #183 Petero1818

I don't disagree with much of your post. I too find it interesting how many turnip hunters are quick to defend the lord. I myself tend to speak more from self interest.
AS for business cycles, The airline industry is brutal, and continuously evolving. Trends, fuel prices, labour, all play a role in this. Companies try to react, but large corps are not so nimble. I think it takes time and to a certain extent they must go through this ebb and flow.

Note how this move (bankruptcy) is going to let them dump their pension funding shortfall on the rest of the business community.

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

CEOs and boards are supposed to act in the company and shareholder interests to earn their big bucks. If your labor negotiations include making promises regarding pensions (and the funding their of) I have trouble believing in the executives when they fail to keep their promises. That's not leadership and effective running of a company (which includes treating your employees as more than a widget.)

192 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:19:24am

re: #186 Decatur Deb

Years ago an Army employee was severely injured when some dolt put an unsecured bowling ball in the overhead. Flight hit bad weather.

OUCH. Was it 2nd Lt Pulver by any chance?

193 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:19:40am

re: #187 Alouette

I actually prefer driving. Airline travel utterly sucks. However driving is not an option if you're going overseas, or to California.

These days, even with the price of gas, it's often cheaper to drive 2+ people than to fly them. This is certainly true for trips back to fish country, for which the Mrs. Fish and I are exploring the option of getting a more fuel-efficient car via rental. The math actually works out such that it costs about the same; however, there are creature comforts to be had with the rental that would probably make it worth the price.

194 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:19:53am

re: #190 thedopefishlives

All good points. It's just a back-of-the-napkin idea I tossed out there. Although I would say that part of rebalancing upper management compensation is getting rid of those damn golden parachutes. Do you REALLY need to be set for life because you tanked a company so hard you got fired?

For better and worse, its a market.....

195 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:20:35am

re: #194 Petero1818

For better and worse, its a market...

A market in sore need of some oversight. I used to be a hard-core believer in free-market capitalism, but age and experience have tempered my views quite a bit.

196 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:23:13am

re: #193 thedopefishlives

These days, even with the price of gas, it's often cheaper to drive 2+ people than to fly them. This is certainly true for trips back to fish country, for which the Mrs. Fish and I are exploring the option of getting a more fuel-efficient car via rental. The math actually works out such that it costs about the same; however, there are creature comforts to be had with the rental that would probably make it worth the price.

Pittsburgh - Philadelphia hops by co-workers for project work is shifting back towards driving if it's 2+ people. Since Southwest abandoned service to Philadelphia and effectively reinstated US(eless) Air's monopoly of flights the price of a round-trip non-stop flight has tripled.

197 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:25:49am

re: #189 Petero1818

While I agree, I will add that the risk of getting canned at that level is not that significant. Particularly depending on one's age within the cycle. The Golden Parachutes that CEOs have are so punitive that 1) The cost of dismissal is so high it is often avoided 2) CEO's are happy to leave, take years of compensation with them, while they look for the next gig.

Anecdote from experience. The Golden Parachutes for a former employer that had been part of a *friendly* by-out were based solely on the company bottom-line four years after the purchase. So I saw what was essentially willful mismanagement of the corporation for that period of time by 5-10 individuals so that they could maximize their dismissal compensation. (spit)

198 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:28:24am

I used to fly often (if more than a 12 hour drive, and less than a three state run). On many occasions, I showed up at airport security wearing flip flops, running shorts and a t shirt. Ticket and ID in my hand... everything else in my small (tiny) carry on.

199 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:28:32am

Lizard survives 3,000 miles in suitcase and 30 minutes in washing machine

Lizard that stowed away in tourist's luggage survived flight from Cape Verde then endured full cycle in washing machine

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

200 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:29:22am

re: #199 wozzablog

His name is Bubbles Stowaway.

201 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:29:51am

re: #199 wozzablog

Lizard survives 3,000 miles in suitcase and 30 minutes in washing machine


[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

Anyone we know?

202 SpaceJesus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:30:46am

Gingrich not a fan of Grindcore

[Link: universenumberfive.wordpress.com...]

203 BongCrodny  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:30:59am

re: #150 iossarian

The top 1% of earners in the US have seen their share of the take-home skyrocket in the past 20 years.

People in the bottom half have received nothing, and in terms of net wealth have gone backwards.

You've got plenty of time to figure it out. Global warming won't really kick in for at least a decade.

I'm getting about the same money temping now as I did when I was temping 20 years ago.

204 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:33:04am

re: #201 oaktree

Anyone we know?

Wasn't me, I'm deathly allergic to washing machines.

205 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:33:06am

re: #202 SpaceJesus

” Police showed up and pulled the plug on the youthful thugs after about 5 minutes (the equivalent of 20 songs, according to estimates from our grindcore research staff).

:D

206 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:35:26am

re: #198 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I used to fly often (if more than a 12 hour drive, and less than a three state run). On many occasions, I showed up at airport security wearing flip flops, running shorts and a t shirt. Ticket and ID in my hand... everything else in my small (tiny) carry on.

My standard load-out at this point is a small duffel bag for clothes and kit which is soft-sided and can be squeezed into overhead bins, plus a messenger bag or backpack for laptop, book, snacks, and miscellaneous stuff. Since I don't fit well into coach seating I'm going to be uncomfortable regardless.

For the overseas flight I did last year my SIL got us business-class seats for the trans-Pacific hops. More expensive, but a place where you definitely need the extra room due to the duration in the air.

207 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:36:17am

Breaking: Komen for the Cure VP Karen Handel has resigned.

208 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:36:32am

re: #207 Gus 802

Breaking: Komen for the Cure VP Karen Handel has resigned.

About freakin' time.

209 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:37:05am

re: #208 thedopefishlives

About freakin' time.

A stitch in time...

210 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:37:30am

re: #123 Petero1818

Look, they are bankrupt. They need to reorganize. To think that they are going to do that without mass layoffs and a reorg of benefits is unrealistic. Bain likely is good at this. And that is not a bad thing. Taking companies that are not competitive and bringing them out of bankruptcy able to compete effectively is in effect job preservation for the 85% of the workforce that didn't lose its job.

I agree with that except for the golden parachutes and non-performance-related bonuses they pay out.

211 Interesting Times  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:39:33am

re: #207 Gus 802

Breaking: Komen for the Cure VP Karen Handel has resigned.

@LOLGOP
Karen Handel done the equivalent of winning the Iowa GOP caucus. She may now collect her Fox News show.

212 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:39:49am

[Hands out party favors.]

213 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:41:13am

re: #206 oaktree

Oh yeah... you're like 8'9"?

214 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:41:52am

re: #211 publicityStunted

@LOLGOP
Karen Handel done the equivalent of winning the Iowa GOP caucus. She may now collect her Fox News show.

Wingnuts. Always going from victimizers to victims in 30 seconds.

215 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:43:44am

re: #207 Gus 802

Breaking: Komen for the Cure VP Karen Handel has resigned.

That's a good start.

216 BongCrodny  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:44:12am

re: #211 publicityStunted

@LOLGOP
Karen Handel done the equivalent of winning the Iowa GOP caucus. She may now collect her Fox News show.

Suggested title for said show:

"Handel Without Care."

217 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:44:23am

re: #215 Lidane

That's a good start.

The whole board needs to step down.

218 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:44:24am

re: #214 Gus 802

Cue the lynching comparisons.

219 kirkspencer  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:44:34am

re: #193 thedopefishlives

These days, even with the price of gas, it's often cheaper to drive 2+ people than to fly them. This is certainly true for trips back to fish country, for which the Mrs. Fish and I are exploring the option of getting a more fuel-efficient car via rental. The math actually works out such that it costs about the same; however, there are creature comforts to be had with the rental that would probably make it worth the price.

It's been true for a long time that it's cheaper for a family to drive than it is for them to fly. You flew when cost balanced inconvenience (time, limits on luggage, etc).

These days I drive if I can get there in less than 10 hours. I'll drive further in some circumstances, but less than 10 and I don't even bother to look for a flight. If it's less than four hours drive I can probably be there sooner than I could using a flight (measuring door to door, not city to city). Six hours depends on just where the destination might be. The extra four are my protest against dealing with additional air travel inconveniences (cough-security-cough).

220 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:44:41am

re: #213 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh yeah... you're like 8'9"?

Business class room is overkill I agree. But I couldn't hack a 9-12 hour flight in the space US airlines uses for coach. Especially once the person in front of me reclines their seat the whole way and dislocates my knees.

221 Lidane  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:46:00am

re: #217 Gus 802

The whole board needs to step down.

That's why I said it's a start.

None of this would make me support Komen again, but they need to clean house. The entire board has lost sight of what they were supposed to be doing, which is finding a cure for breast cancer. It wasn't supposed to be about pink handguns, chicken buckets, batteries, and cat food.

222 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:46:11am
Friday, February 3, 2012
The Liberal Lynching of Karen Handel is in Full Swing
223 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:46:14am

re: #207 Gus 802

Breaking: Komen for the Cure VP Karen Handel has resigned.

Her work there is done. Off to destroy something else in the name of political and moral purity.

224 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:47:03am

re: #222 Sergey Romanov

#tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot

//

225 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:47:16am
So why the very public lynching of a private charitable foundation by a federally funded organization? I disagree with PP's words and support Komen's right to donate to whomever it wants. A right we should all have without penalty.
226 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:48:13am
Andre February 3, 2012 at 9:06 am

Glad to see some conservative push back against this liberal lynching of Karen Handel.

227 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:48:26am

re: #224 Gus 802

#tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot #tcot

//

Not to be a total Twitter noob, but what does that mean?

228 CuriousLurker  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:48:47am

re: #212 Gus 802

[Hands out party favors.]

*heads to kitchen to bake up a batch of martyr cookies*

229 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:48:49am

re: #227 thedopefishlives

Not to be a total Twitter noob, but what does that mean?

"Top conservatives on Twitter."

230 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:49:26am

HALP! WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED LYNCHED!

231 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:49:31am

re: #228 CuriousLurker

*heads to kitchen to bake up a batch of martyr cookies*

Fire up the Little Green Gargoyles BBQ!

//

232 BongCrodny  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:49:52am

Huh.

Just read a story on CNN that said that in 2008, American Airlines was losing $3.3 million every day.

...and another story on MSNBC that said that CEO Gerald Arpey made $5.2 million in 2010, an 11% increase over 2009.

How many lizards here would be disappointed with an 11% raise?

233 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:50:05am

re: #231 Gus 802

Fire up the Little Green Gargoyles BBQ!

//

The troll barbecue is pre-heated for your convenience. Pick a flavor from the spice cabinet on the left; you've earned it.

234 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:50:07am

re: #225 Sergey Romanov

Man. It's just so goddamn tone-deaf to use 'lynch' as a synonym for 'get fired after fucking up'.

235 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:51:06am

re: #232 BongCrodny

Huh.

Just read a story on CNN that said that in 2008, American Airlines was losing $3.3 million every day.

...and another story on MSNBC that said that CEO Gerald Arpey made $5.2 million in 2010, an 11% increase over 2009.

How many lizards here would be disappointed with an 11% raise?

I have yet to get a raise at my current company. 11%? I'd be floored. Honestly.

236 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:51:41am

re: #234 Obdicut

Man. It's just so goddamn tone-deaf to use 'lynch' as a synonym for 'get fired after fucking up'.

WHY ARE YOU APOPLEGIZING FOR TEH LEFT? ARE YOU MR.LYNCH HIMSELF?!?!

237 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:51:44am

re: #229 Gus 802

"Top conservatives on Twitter."

Another one is #ocra.

Organized Conservative Resistance Alliance

That one can be really strange.

238 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:52:15am

re: #236 Sergey Romanov

[wignut]WHY ARE YOU APOPLEGIZING FOR TEH LEFT? ARE YOU MR.LYNCH HIMSELF?!?![/wingnut]

Wignut? Has Ru Paul gone wingnut?

//

239 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:52:35am

As opposed to the conservative lynching of PP? I get the alliterative use of liberal and lynching, but there was no lynching here of any kind. Handel purposefully sought to change SGK policy, did so in an underhanded manner, and undermined the SGK policy of fighting breast cancer by eliminating fund to one of the groups that deals with underprivileged women who can't necessarily find alternative means of care. All in the name of fighting PP on its provision of a legal abortion, by which it is separately funded and routinely investigated by politicians eager to defund the group entirely.

This is part of a concerted effort to kill PP by thousands of papercuts (limiting funding and donations by pass-through charities like SGK). All the while, women who need medical care and could be saved by early intervention are hit with delayed care that could adversely affect their health.

That's why SGK was wrong - for all the talk about health care and women's health, they put politics ahead of the health of women that they claim to support.

240 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:52:41am

re: #232 BongCrodny

Huh.

Just read a story on CNN that said that in 2008, American Airlines was losing $3.3 million every day.

...and another story on MSNBC that said that CEO Gerald Arpey made $5.2 million in 2010, an 11% increase over 2009.

How many lizards here would be disappointed with an 11% raise?

Cutting employee costs is sound business practice. Cutting executive bonuses is un-American.

/

241 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:53:29am

re: #238 Gus 802

Wignut? Has Ru Paul gone wingnut?

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YOU!

Tonight, you.


//

242 BongCrodny  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:55:17am

re: #238 Gus 802

Wignut? Has Ru Paul gone wingnut?

//

I kinda like wignut.

As in "wigging out."

243 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:58:49am

Dunno if this has been posted:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

But a Komen insider told HuffPost on Sunday that Karen Handel, Komen's staunchly anti-abortion vice president for public policy, was the main force behind the decision to defund Planned Parenthood and the attempt to make that decision look nonpolitical.

"Karen Handel was the prime instigator of this effort, and she herself personally came up with investigation criteria," the source, who requested anonymity for professional reasons, told HuffPost. "She said, 'If we just say it's about investigations, we can defund Planned Parenthood and no one can blame us for being political.'"

Emails between Komen leadership on the day the Planned Parenthood decision was announced, which were reviewed by HuffPost under the condition they not be published, confirm the source's description of Handel's sole "authority" in crafting and implementing the Planned Parenthood policy

244 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 7:59:45am

re: #242 BongCrodny

I kinda like wignut.

As in "wigging out."

Natural selection of good mutations in action.

246 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:00:04am

Great reporting on who Handel is/was.

[Link: latimesblogs.latimes.com...]

From Handels blog as a Gubernatorial candidate
[Link: web.archive.org...]

First, let me be clear, since I am pro-life, I do not support the mission of Planned Parenthood. During my time as Chairman of Fulton County, there were federal and state pass-through grants that were awarded to Planned Parenthood for breast and cervical cancer screening, as well as a “Healthy Babies Initiative.” The grant was authorized, regulated, administered and distributed through the State of Georgia. Because of the criteria, regulations and parameters of the grant, Planned Parenthood was the only eligible vendor approved to meet the state criteria. Additionally, none of the services in any way involved abortions or abortion-related services. In fact, state and federal law prohibits the use of taxpayer funds for abortions or abortion related services and I strongly support those laws. Since grants like these are from the state I’ll eliminate them as your next Governor.

and her twitter showing an anti Planned Parenthood slam
[Link: yfrog.com...]

247 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:01:52am

re: #245 Lidane

LOL@ The Onion:

In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation

I almost posted that on my facebook 20 seconds ago.....

:p

248 Decatur Deb  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:02:01am

re: #243 Sergey Romanov

Dunno if this has been posted:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

"main force behind the decision to defund Planned Parenthood"

Somebody hired her.

249 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:02:15am

re: #246 wozzablog

Almost makes you think someone higher up in Komen knowingly brought her in as the "hatchet person" to take out the PP funding with the expectation that she'd leave soon after the task was done.

250 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:03:55am

Good morning lizards!

Dial-up internet is keeping my kids off the computer. They may actually have to play or read. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise.

251 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:04:44am

re: #249 oaktree

Almost makes you think someone higher up in Komen knowingly brought her in as the "hatchet person" to take out the PP funding with the expectation that she'd leave soon after the task was done.

They can't have appointed her and not known who she was. Her blogpost quoted above shows precisely her personal agenda to disenfranchise women of care.

252 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:06:38am

re: #243 Sergey Romanov

Dunno if this has been posted:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

But it's just an anonymous source. So I still don't know. Maybe it's just inside politicking. Probably they just wanted to do the right thing.

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253 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:09:23am

re: #252 Sergey Romanov

But it's just an anonymous source. So I still don't know. Maybe it's just inside politicking. Probably they just wanted to do the right thing.

//

From the article

Emails between Komen leadership on the day the Planned Parenthood decision was announced, which were reviewed by HuffPost under the condition they not be published, confirm the source's description of Handel's sole "authority" in crafting and implementing the Planned Parenthood policy.

There is a paper trail, and Huffpo has it.

254 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:09:49am

Assad meets with Russians as Syrian slaughter continues

Russia's foreign minister has met with Syria's president Bashar al-Assad, as the Syrian government continues its violent crackdown on rebels.

At least 21 civilians and four soldiers were killed on Tuesday in violence across the nation, the majority of them in the flashpoint central city of Homs.

After the meeting, foreign minister Sergei Lavrov said Mr Assad assured him he was "fully committed" to a cessation of violence and was preparing a timetable for a referendum on constitutional reforms.

Mr Lavrov also said Russia was prepared to work to end the crisis under a peace plan put forward by the Arab League, which would see Mr Assad transferring power to his deputy and a government of national unity formed within two months.

Yeah, good luck with that.

255 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:11:33am

re: #253 wozzablog

From the article

There is a paper trail, and Huffpo has it.

I just don't feel like joining in the hysterical attack on the people who probably did nothing wrong anyway based on the assurances of a well-known antisemitic blog.

//

256 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:14:29am

re: #255 Sergey Romanov

I just don't feel like joining in the hysterical attack on the people who probably did nothing wrong anyway based on the assurances of a well-known antisemitic blog.

//

uh-huh

257 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:15:34am

re: #210 ralphieboy

I agree with that except for the golden parachutes and non-performance-related bonuses they pay out.

You will see we got to that later in the thread.

258 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:15:59am

re: #255 Sergey Romanov

I just don't feel like joining in the hysterical attack on the people who probably did nothing wrong anyway based on the assurances of a well-known antisemitic blog.

//

What's the "well known anti-Semitic blog"? Infowars?

259 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:16:07am

re: #255 Sergey Romanov

I just don't feel like joining in the hysterical attack on the people who probably did nothing wrong anyway based on the assurances of a well-known antisemitic blog.

//

I see what you did there.

//

260 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:16:43am

re: #258 Alouette

What's the "well known anti-Semitic blog"? Infowars?

HuffPo!

//

261 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:17:39am

re: #256 wozzablog

uh-huh

re: #259 Gus 802

I see what you did there.

//

OK, you both saw what I did there. Damn. Now forget it. It's embarrassing.

///

262 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:18:09am

re: #261 Sergey Romanov

re: #259 Gus 802

OK, you both saw what I did there. Damn. Now forget it. It's embarrassing.

///

Ceiling cat sees all and knows all.

263 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:18:42am

laters all.

264 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:19:15am

re: #223 oaktree

Her work there is done. Off to destroy something else in the name of political and moral purity.

She will turn up either as a lobbyist for Conservative Christians, a Fox News analyst, Right wing think tank, or run again for elected office.
She can't run from this, she has to embrace it.

265 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:19:23am

re: #262 wozzablog

Ceiling cat sees all and knows all.

Ceiling Cat is the worst voyeuristic perv out there.

///

266 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:19:24am

re: #261 Sergey Romanov

re: #259 Gus 802

OK, you both saw what I did there. Damn. Now forget it. It's embarrassing.

///

Hey! Two can play at that game.

Contains subliminal message.

267 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:21:29am

re: #260 Sergey Romanov

HuffPo!

//

WHAT!1!

Yeah they have some asshole commenters, but so what? The HuffPo comments are not nearly as horrible as those scam ads for "Mom's Wrinkle Trick" they put 3 times on each page.

268 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:22:02am

re: #267 Alouette

WHAT!1!

Yeah they have some asshole commenters, but so what? The HuffPo comments are not nearly as horrible as those scam ads for "Mom's Wrinkle Trick" they put 3 times on each page.

you mean that is a scam?/

269 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:23:13am

re: #268 Petero1818

you mean that is a scam?/

Sadly, you are paying $70/month for a bunch of worthless "wrinkle" product that you can never cancel.

MOM LIED TO YOU1!1

270 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:23:59am

I totally hate those ads, and I am not even a Dermatologist!

271 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:24:09am

re: #267 Alouette

"Everybody hates her! Local Mom's trick... doesn't work."

272 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:24:32am

re: #269 Alouette

that you can never cancel.

That serious?

273 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:24:50am

re: #271 Sergey Romanov

"Everybody hates her! Local Mom's trick... doesn't work."

"Mom" doesn't even exist. Have you noticed all the different ages?

274 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:25:08am

re: #243 Sergey Romanov

Looks like a dissension leak from within their board or higher leadership. That would/should be causing conniptions within any trained volunteer board since it's essentially back-stabbing a board decision. (Given the board has the agreement that board decisions will be backed publically once made regardless of the opposition that might have been raised within the board during discussion.)

Then again, some boards are essentially treated as rubber stamps of the decisions of the CEO and/or a few others. That leaves a lot of room for sniping since one might not have had much (if any) input in the decision making process.

275 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:25:18am

re: #273 Alouette

"Mom" doesn't even exist. Have you noticed all the different ages?

She's just an omnitemporal being.

276 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:26:52am

re: #269 Alouette

Sadly, you are paying $70/month for a bunch of worthless "wrinkle" product that you can never cancel.

MOM LIED TO YOU1!1

Its the columbia records of the cosmetics industry/

277 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:30:53am

re: #276 Petero1818

Its the columbia records of the cosmetics industry Intert00bz/

"Weird trick" sells more than worthless wrinkle product. They also sell worthless "African mango" diet shit, worthless "joint pain" snake oil. The FTC has shut down the acai berry scam and the teeth whitening scam. But new scams, USING THE SAME KEYWORDS, keep popping up all over the place.

HuffPo has more of these scam ads than any other site.

278 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:34:20am

Embrace the Super PAC!

279 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:34:57am

Save us, SuperPACman!

280 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:36:07am

re: #279 Sergey Romanov

Save us, SuperPACman!

Is there something I can help you with?!

[Dudley Do-Right voice.]

281 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:36:09am

re: #279 Sergey Romanov

Save us, SuperPACman!

Cue catchy electronic tune while SuperPACman runs the maze of politics gobbling up contributions.
/

282 Petero1818  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:37:33am

Actually this is the make or break moment in my opinion for SGK. If the Ambassador comes out now and basically says the following, it could end well. She needs to say. 1) We have gotten away from our mission 2) we have brought in people whose mission was different from ours, and at times for reasons that were contradictory to our original mission 3) we apologize 4) We are cleaning house to return the organization to its original mission 5) We acknowledge that this disease affects all women, pro life, pro choice, conservative, liberal, and we will take no action that is motivated by any ideology other than fostering awareness of breast cancer, curing breast cancer, and aiding victims of the disease generally.

To me, it needs to happen now. They need to own this, acknowledge the mistake and lay out how they make it better. Any less than that will not turn back the clock, rather this most recent news will embolden their critics.

283 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:37:55am
284 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:39:33am

New comic is out! SuperPACman crushes the liberal Nazis! Builds a Moon colony! Geometrically proves AGW is a hoax!

285 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:42:06am

re: #284 Sergey Romanov

New comic is out! SuperPACman crushes the liberal Nazis! Builds a Moon colony! Geometrically proves AGW is a hoax!

Where the villain owns Metropolis and rides the subway like all good elitists!

//

286 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:44:23am

re: #267 Alouette

Yeah they have some asshole commenters, but so what? The HuffPo comments are not nearly as horrible as those scam ads for "Mom's Wrinkle Trick" they put 3 times on each page.

If it were real, the Dermatology Death Squads would have taken out the mom; and the formula would be lost into the depths of the polar ice cap and we would have never heard of it.

287 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:47:53am

re: #279 Sergey Romanov

Save us, SuperPACman!

You talking about the WH?

Update: Fundraisers encouraged to raise for PACs Obama once denounced

Washington (CNN) – According to several participants on a conference call with major bundlers late Monday night, Barack Obama’s re-election campaign encouraged donors to fundraise for a Democratic super PAC supporting the president, marking an about-face on Obama’s position toward outside spending groups.

Obama has been an outspoken critic of current campaign financing laws, in particular a Supreme Court ruling that allowed the creation of super PACs. Until now he has kept his distance from the group, Priorities USA Action.

288 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:48:39am

re: #287 NJDhockeyfan

You talking about the WH?

No.

289 Interesting Times  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:51:58am
@LOLGOP
If the GOP won't vote for fair campaign laws, use every tool possible to defeat them and enact those laws. #simple
290 Varek Raith  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:53:09am

Birtherism Makes A Comeback Among Republicans

A new poll from YouGov’s Adam Berinsky shows that the number of people who believe President Obama was born in the United States has dipped to levels below even the weeks leading up to President Obama’s release of his birth certificate last April. The movement appears attributable to Republicans, 37 percent of whom now say that President Obama was not born in the US. That’s 12 points higher than when Republicans were polled just before President Obama released the certificate.

291 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:53:58am

re: #290 Varek Raith

And they vote.

292 Obdicut  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:56:26am

re: #290 Varek Raith

What? Seriously? More than a third of Republicans think Obama wasn't born in the US? Not just some dumb legalistic 'natural born' argument, but full-blown nutbar conspiracy theory?

That is sad. If the GOP leadership had balls, they'd confront this shit head on and clear it the hell up. But they don't. Hell, they don't even exist as leadership. None of them really lead.

294 erik_t  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:59:15am

re: #290 Varek Raith

Birtherism Makes A Comeback Among Republicans

You can lead an elephant to facts, but you can't make him think.

Pathetic.

295 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 8:59:43am

re: #292 Obdicut

What? Seriously? More than a third of Republicans think Obama wasn't born in the US? Not just some dumb legalistic 'natural born' argument, but full-blown nutbar conspiracy theory?

That is sad. If the GOP leadership had balls, they'd confront this shit head on and clear it the hell up. But they don't. Hell, they don't even exist as leadership. None of them really lead.

Basically unchanged from early polling numbers. Like creationism, it remains static. You can't convince birther conspiracy theorists otherwise no matter what documentation you provide. They're working backwards upon a pre-conceived conclusion.

296 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:00:35am
297 _RememberTonyC  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:01:53am

Given the appalling violence going on in Syria, I hope we can do some threads on the "big board" on the topic. The world should be given as much info as possible, given the information crackdown that has accompanied the general crackdown in Syria. The more we learn about this, the more the bad actors like Iran, hezbollah, and the usual array of anti Israel "resistance" groups will be exposed for what they really are. Namely, the thugs who keep repressive regimes in power to oppress their people. And the lack of coverage of this angle is a disservice to those who seek the truth about Mideast geopolitics.

298 _RememberTonyC  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:05:51am

re: #297 _RememberTonyC

Given the appalling violence going on in Syria, I hope we can do some threads on the "big board" on the topic. The world should be given as much info as possible, given the information crackdown that has accompanied the general crackdown in Syria. The more we learn about this, the more the bad actors like Iran, hezbollah, and the usual array of anti Israel "resistance" groups will be exposed for what they really are. Namely, the thugs who keep repressive regimes in power to oppress their people. And the lack of coverage of this angle is a disservice to those who seek the truth about Mideast geopolitics.

In case anyone thinks this is a criticism of Charles, it is not. there have been many threads on the side board on the topic. I meant the lack of coverage the MSM about the enablers of Assad, other than Russia and china.

299 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:07:02am

re: #297 _RememberTonyC

Given the appalling violence going on in Syria, I hope we can do some threads on the "big board" on the topic. The world should be given as much info as possible, given the information crackdown that has accompanied the general crackdown in Syria. The more we learn about this, the more the bad actors like Iran, hezbollah, and the usual array of anti Israel "resistance" groups will be exposed for what they really are. Namely, the thugs who keep repressive regimes in power to oppress their people. And the lack of coverage of this angle is a disservice to those who seek the truth about Mideast geopolitics.

Today is a cynical day for me.

I'm sitting here thinking of the sheer number of Americans who are either unaware there is a country called Syria, or are aware that there is a Syria, but aren't quite sure what or where it is.

300 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:12:07am

Oh dear. It appears my cynicism is so acidic that it has killed the thread.

301 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:12:32am

Romney Supports Disastrous Komen Decision on Planned Parenthood

When Minnesota radio host Scott Hennen asked Romney whether Susan G. Komen for the Cure, the leading U.S. anti-breast cancer charity, should continue to give Planned Parenthood grants for cancer screenings and mammogram referrals, Romney said, "I don't think so."

"I also feel that the government should cut off funding to Planned Parenthood," the former Massachusetts governor added. "Look, the idea that we're subsidizing an institution which is providing abortion, in my view, is wrong. Planned Parenthood ought to stand on their own feet, and should not get government subsidy.”

What a dick.

302 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:14:43am

Bzzt...

@evanmc_s e mcmorris-santoro
Bill Ayers: "I find some unity with Ron Paul." [Link: t.co...]

303 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:15:07am

re: #299 EmmmieG

Today is a cynical day for me.

I'm sitting here thinking of the sheer number of Americans who are either unaware there is a country called Syria, or are aware that there is a Syria, but aren't quite sure what or where it is.

It's an Ay-rab country, which means they're all terrorists.

What do I win?

304 erik_t  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:16:40am

re: #301 Gus 802

Romney Supports Disastrous Komen Decision on Planned Parenthood

What a dick.

I heard the local abortion doctor did his undergrad at Regional State University. We should probably make sure there aren't any students on Pell grants at Regional State.

305 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:17:02am

re: #303 negativ

It's an Ay-rab country, which means they're all terrorists.

What do I win?

We have people in the country who couldn't locate France on a map.

Lots of them.

Our educational system sucks. We somehow manage to make ignorance cool and learning boring.

306 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:17:21am

re: #304 erik_t

I heard the local abortion doctor did his undergrad at Regional State University. We should probably make sure there aren't any students on Pell grants at Regional State.

Don't give 'em any more ideas. ;)

307 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:18:18am

There's a White House Science Fair?

What is Joe Biden bringing? I suppose that the cabinet members will have their staffs work on it for them. Whoever is in charge of NASA will probably have the best display, but the secretary of defense probably has a project that involves blowing stuff up.

308 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:19:23am

re: #305 EmmmieG

Our educational system sucks. We somehow manage to make ignorance cool and learning boring.

My tinfoil may need adjusting, but I really don't think this is unintentional.

309 General Nimrod Bodfish  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:20:38am

re: #305 EmmmieG

We have people in the country who couldn't locate France on a map.

Lots of them.

Our educational system sucks. We somehow manage to make ignorance cool and learning boring.

While on education, let's file this under "Isn't there more important things to worry about in education?"

310 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:21:11am

My Obama SuperPAC Drone™ is flying over puritopian neighborhoods.

//

311 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:21:18am

re: #307 EmmmieG

The volcano monitoring people...

312 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:21:52am

PETA lawsuit asks the question: Is Shamu a slave?

SAN DIEGO (CBS 8) - A federal judge is promising to issue a ruling soon, on the lawsuit PETA filed against Sea World, in which it claims the park's orcas are slaves.

On Monday, lawyers argued the five killer whales named as plaintiffs in the suit should be freed under the 13th Amendment, which prohibits slavery.

"They are forced to perform for Sea World's entertainment and they've been turned into virtual breeding machines," Jeff Kerr of People for Ethical Treatment of Animals said.

Sea World says the suit defies common sense, and is asking the judge to throw it out.

Heh.

313 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:22:12am

re: #309 commadore183

While on education, let's file this under "Isn't there more important things to worry about in education?"

Welcome to Amerika. Remember to worship the flag, bow down before the military, and never question authority. We're going to get along just fine.

314 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:24:49am

re: #308 negativ

My tinfoil may need adjusting, but I really don't think this is unintentional.

We could discuss all day what the problems are. I do think a lot of it is unintentional, or the fault of needing to provide an education to large numbers of children whose parents don't care and don't provide encouragement at home.

My former sister-in-law had a family that when she was talking about going on to college, actively discouraged her, and not because of misogyny, but because of a reverse classism.

315 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:25:27am

For those so inclined - NY Giants parade photos (Hot off the CF card).

316 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:25:58am

re: #312 NJDhockeyfan

PETA lawsuit asks the question: Is Shamu a slave?

Heh.

As Reality stars go, I'll take Shamu over every Kardashian born. And Khloe.

317 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:26:45am

re: #305 EmmmieG

Our educational system sucks. We somehow manage to make ignorance cool and learning boring.

In my school? The coolest boys are now either dead, in prison, or on welfare. Cool in school normally ends up future loser.

I, of course, am one of the few exceptions.

318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:28:00am

re: #315 lawhawk

For those so inclined - NY Giants parade photos (Hot off the CF card).

Cool! Someone showed up. I figured NYers would be bored with all that already.
/

319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:30:43am

re: #315 lawhawk

Those taken from your office? Cool!

320 rwdflynavy  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:30:49am

re: #318 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cool! Someone showed up. I figured NYers would be bored with all that already.
/

A lot of hipsters showed up to be ironic.
//

321 lawhawk  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:31:55am

re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

From an undisclosed location :)

322 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:31:57am

Ron 'Neville Chamberlain' Paul strikes again...

Ron Paul: US sanctions against Iran are 'terrible'

Republican presidential contender Rep. Ron Paul (Texas) said Monday that the sanctions put in place against Iran are "terrible" for the United States and its allies.

"I voted against them and I think they're terrible and I think it's going to hurt the people who are trying to overthrow [President Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad. People, when they're attacked from the outside and made to hurt, become more nationalistic," Paul said on Fox News's "On the Record" Monday night.

President Obama issued an executive order Monday calling for new sanctions against Iran and its central bank, which were included in the defense authorization bill that Obama signed into law last December.

323 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:32:06am

re: #317 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In my school? The coolest boys are now either dead, in prison, or on welfare. Cool in school normally ends up future loser.

I, of course, am one of the few exceptions.

My father was an exception to this rule. He was a star football player and one of the smartest guys in school.

One day the speech teacher had no lesson prepared, and they came up with the terrific idea of "Let's ask Emmmieg's Dad questions until we stump him."

They forgot to ask him questions they knew the answer to, so he just made stuff up. They were in awe.

He does have a master's degree in engineer from Stanford. And a bad back from football.

324 iossarian  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:34:07am

re: #323 EmmmieG

My father was an exception to this rule. He was a star football player and one of the smartest guys in school.

One day the speech teacher had no lesson prepared, and they came up with the terrific idea of "Let's ask Emmmieg's Dad questions until we stump him."

They forgot to ask him questions they knew the answer to, so he just made stuff up. They were in awe.

He does have a master's degree in engineer from Stanford. And a bad back from football.

That's nothing. I once scored five touchdowns in a single game. State record. Look it up. Polk High, class of 1975.

/kidding - good on your dad.

325 Flounder  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:35:56am

Basejumper Felix Baumgartner to break sound barrier with leap from the edge of space
Basejumper Felix Baumgartner will attempt to break the speed of sound by freefalling from the edge of space, nearly 23 miles up, above Roswell
[Link: www.telegraph.co.uk...]
This was done in 1959, although Joe Kittinger didn't break the sound barrier:[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
Good luck to him!

326 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:36:53am

Two Alleged Syrian Spies Arrested in Germany

Two men have been arrested in Berlin for allegedly spying on members of the Syrian opposition in Germany, prosecutors said Tuesday. Officials were also searching the homes of six others suspected of similar activities. The arrests came amid international outrage at Syria's violent crackdown on opposition.

327 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:40:45am

re: #293 negativ

Dana Loesch and CBS News' Sharyl Attkisson to receive award from birthers at CPAC

Attkisson is an anti-vaxxer, too.

About her from your link:

dared to report on Operation Fast and Furious

Right. Other reporters were jailed and beaten for reporting on Fast and Furious. Not. What she did 'dare' to do was report by insinuation, appealing to the wingnuts strongly enough to win this award.

328 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:44:03am

Does this mean CBS has come full circle since the years following Memogate?

329 Gus  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:45:29am

Maybe that would be half-circle.

330 sagehen  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:45:59am

re: #307 EmmmieG

There's a White House Science Fair?

What is Joe Biden bringing? I suppose that the cabinet members will have their staffs work on it for them. Whoever is in charge of NASA will probably have the best display, but the secretary of defense probably has a project that involves blowing stuff up.

The Secretary of Energy will win -- he's a Nobel Laureate in physics, and has also published peer-reviewed biochem papers.

p.s. Joe Biden built a papier machet volcano, and if he's measured the baking soda and vinegar properly there will be a lava flow. Much better than the potato-toothpick sprouting in a glass thing he did last year.

331 Varek Raith  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:46:00am

re: #328 Gus 802

re: #329 Gus 802

Lol.

332 jaunte  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:46:12am

re: #293 negativ

Dana Loesch and CBS News' Sharyl Attkisson to receive award from birthers at CPAC

Attkisson is an anti-vaxxer, too.

Talk about American educational failures.

The influenza epidemic that swept the world in 1918 killed an estimated 50 million people. One fifth of the world's population was attacked by this deadly virus. Within months, it had killed more people than any other illness in recorded history.
[Link: www.archives.gov...]

333 wrenchwench  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:49:32am

re: #330 sagehen

The Secretary of Energy will win -- he's a Nobel Laureate in physics, and has also published peer-reviewed biochem papers.

p.s. Joe Biden built a papier machet volcano, and if he's measured the baking soda and vinegar properly there will be a lava flow. Much better than the potato-toothpick sprouting in a glass thing he did last year.

When I did my paper mache volcano, my friend Cheryl was inside with a cake decorating syringe full of red paint. We had lava flow!

334 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 9:51:32am

re: #292 Obdicut

What? Seriously? More than a third of Republicans think Obama wasn't born in the US? Not just some dumb legalistic 'natural born' argument, but full-blown nutbar conspiracy theory?

That is sad. If the GOP leadership had balls, they'd confront this shit head on and clear it the hell up. But they don't. Hell, they don't even exist as leadership. None of them really lead.

I think part of the strategy behind Obama just ignoring it was to let linger on and on until it become such a such matter of conservative doctrine that nobody was going to back down from it, even when he finally did release his long form.

The result is that it truly highlights how ideologically blindered these people (and their party) truly are.

335 Political Atheist  Tue, Feb 7, 2012 10:04:26am

But how much did his secretary pay?!
///

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- Facebook's upcoming IPO will make founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg a billionaire -- but it will also stick him with an eye-popping tax bill that could reach as high as $2 billion.

Industry experts say that might be one for the record books.


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