1 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:54:58pm |
Good news, everyone! Guess what was waiting for me in my mailbox when I got back from the liquor store?
That's right. A mother-fucking jury summons! FUCK YEAH!!! Can't wait for that shit to get started!
2 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:56:15pm |
"Can't think when you're fucking high".
-BLR Newt
Challenge accepted.
3 | Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:56:16pm |
re: #1 Slumbering Behemoth
Right on with your forthcoming interaction with the judicial system, dude! That's some righteous civil-service your funk-patriot self will be huffing.
4 | Wozza Matter? Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:56:33pm |
*important*
Anyone who didn't catch Maddow last night -
Ron Paul reckons he's already won atleast one of the caucus states because of a gaming of the system when it comes to selecting the delegates in the "party business" meetings after the voting is over.
5 | Varek Raith Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:58:49pm |
re: #3 Obdicut
Right on with your forthcoming interaction with the judicial system, dude! That's some righteous civil-service your funk-patriot self will be huffing.
Man, you're messed up.
/
6 | Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:59:06pm |
I'm betting Newt's tasted his fair share of fruit panties in his days.
7 | darthstar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 4:59:23pm |
I hear Sarah Palin came out of her hole today and reared her Putin above CPAC...tell me, did she see her shadow? And will we have at least another six weeks of Romney-Santorum-Gingrich goodness?
8 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:01:52pm |
re: #3 Obdicut
It's gonna be more exciting than titties and beer.
10 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:03:32pm |
BREAKING: Publicist Kristen Foster says singer Whitney Houston has died at age 48
— The Associated Press (@AP) February 12, 2012
12 | Interesting Times Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:05:45pm |
re: #10 Gus
I see "Publicist Kristen Foster" trending but not "RIP Whitney" - maybe that means this is real. How sad :( It was marriage to that worthless idiot Bobby Brown that killed her.
13 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:06:40pm |
re: #12 Interesting Times
I see "Publicist Kristen Foster" trending but not "RIP Whitney" - maybe that means this is real. How sad :( It was marriage to that worthless idiot Bobbie Brown that killed her.
It's trending.
14 | PhillyPretzel Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:07:35pm |
re: #10 Gus
That is what yahoo! says. I will wait for a solid source.
16 | Lidane Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:08:06pm |
re: #10 Gus
Sadly, it wouldn't surprise me. She's had substance abuse problems for a long time.
19 | Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:11:17pm |
I'm hoping its not true. They said Eddie Murphy died last week and an hour or so later, he popped up and said hi.
20 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:11:20pm |
re: #10 Gus
I found this... but when professional news sites don't timestamp their fucking articles????
21 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:11:20pm |
All I'm seeing is the publicist reporting her death. That's the point of failure. Not the news organizations.
22 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:12:08pm |
re: #20 Slumbering Behemoth
That's old. Date is at under the byline. It also references a michael jackson tribute concert.
23 | Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:13:26pm |
24 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:13:54pm |
re: #19 Kragar
I'm hoping its not true. They said Eddie Murphy died last week and an hour or so later, he popped up and said hi.
This is not a Twitter rumor.
Publicist: Singing superstar Whitney Houston dies - Entertainment - Music - TODAY.com
They just reported it on TV here.
26 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:14:23pm |
re: #23 Obdicut
The BBC is reporting that her publicist has told AP that she's dead. They're hedging.
27 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:14:31pm |
re: #22 BishopX
That's old. Date is at under the byline. It also references a michael jackson tribute concert.
Perhaps my adblocker or scriptblocker is preventing me from seeing the date. As far as the tribute concert goes... I didn't know MJ was no longer with us.
28 | PhillyPretzel Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:14:54pm |
That is how they are reporting it on philly.com. As I said if so I am sorry to hear it. She had a wonderful voice.
31 | Obdicut Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:15:42pm |
This would be an amazing way for a publicist to flame out.
32 | BongCrodny Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:16:26pm |
re: #12 Interesting Times
I see "Publicist Kristen Foster" trending but not "RIP Whitney" - maybe that means this is real. How sad :( It was marriage to that worthless idiot Bobby Brown that killed her.
You're much more generous to Brown than I would be.
33 | ProGunLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:16:36pm |
re: #28 PhillyPretzel
She may not be my Top 5, but it is sad we lost a talented musician today.
34 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:17:00pm |
re: #27 Slumbering Behemoth
It's dated sept 13. It also references 9/11 as happening last tuesday. Reading the AP story, it seems there was a scare in 2001, which is when that article comes from.
What's surprising to me is that the AP put that obit together this quickly. Did they just have it waiting in a drawer somewhere?
35 | BongCrodny Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:18:32pm |
Yahoo links to a Seattle Times story by an AP writer.
That's a lot of different organizations messing up if it's not true.
36 | bratwurst Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:18:42pm |
re: #34 BishopX
Did they just have it waiting in a drawer somewhere?
I think there is a pretty good chance that they did!
37 | ProGunLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:18:56pm |
re: #34 BishopX
Yep, some places do that for famous people.
There was a scandal for CNN a few years back when they accidentally released the obits for several people who were alive at the time.
38 | Kragar Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:19:27pm |
re: #24 Gus
This is not a Twitter rumor.
Publicist: Singing superstar Whitney Houston dies - Entertainment - Music - TODAY.com
They just reported it on TV here.
Well, crap.
39 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:20:15pm |
re: #34 BishopX
Clearly, I did not read the article. My bad.
42 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:21:55pm |
re: #19 Kragar
I'm hoping its not true. They said Eddie Murphy died last week and an hour or so later, he popped up and said hi.
I would have waited three days, then popped up and shouted "Second Coming, bitches"!
43 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:22:13pm |
re: #39 Slumbering Behemoth
I did the same thing the first time through.
44 | ProGunLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:23:02pm |
re: #42 Slumbering Behemoth
That actually would have been pretty funny.
45 | ProGunLiberal Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:24:23pm |
re: #37 ProGunLiberal
Multiple premature obituaries came to light on 16 April 2003, when it was discovered that pre-written draft memorials to several world figures were available on the development area of the CNN website without requiring a password (and may have been accessible for some time before). The pages included tributes to Fidel Castro, Dick Cheney, Nelson Mandela, Bob Hope, Gerald Ford, Pope John Paul II, and Ronald Reagan.
46 | prairiefire Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:25:25pm |
47 | William Barnett-Lewis Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:25:26pm |
re: #34 BishopX
It's dated sept 13. It also references 9/11 as happening last tuesday. Reading the AP story, it seems there was a scare in 2001, which is when that article comes from.
What's surprising to me is that the AP put that obit together this quickly. Did they just have it waiting in a drawer somewhere?
Yes. They have obits in the can on everyone important/famous/celebs. It's a standard assignment for young journalists to update the on file obits.
48 | MittDoesNotCompute Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:25:53pm |
re: #26 BishopX
The BBC is reporting that her publicist has told AP that she's dead. They're hedging.
Until I hear someone more official than a publicist verify this, I'll treat it like what happened with Jon Bon Jovi.
49 | Varek Raith Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:26:01pm |
re: #47 William Barnett-Lewis
Yes. They have obits in the can on everyone important/famous/celebs. It's a standard assignment for young journalists to update the on file obits.
Creepy job.
IMO.
50 | Varek Raith Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:28:45pm |
re: #31 Obdicut
This would be an amazing way for a publicist to flame out.
Oh man.
Can you imagine?
I can feel the hate before it materializes.
52 | PhillyPretzel Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:32:16pm |
KYW 1060AM reporting the same Whitney Houston is dead. It is a pity. She had a wonderful voice.
53 | Interesting Times Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:33:54pm |
Whitney Houston is dead. Bobby Brown is alive.
— Depressing Thoughts™ (@Time4Depression) February 12, 2012
54 | Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:35:15pm |
re: #53 Interesting Times
Good people die, assholes live to ripe old ages. Frakin' sad circumstances.
56 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:40:19pm |
re: #53 Interesting Times
Bill Hicks- We Live In A World
Totally tasteless, insensitive, and NSFW. And funny.
57 | wrenchwench Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:41:13pm |
Mr. w was at the library's used book sale today, and he bought a Whitney Houston CD, which is something neither he nor I have ever done before. When he told me this afternoon, I said "Why?" It had a couple of songs on it that he wanted to hear, and it was cheap. Now I am weirded out.
58 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:43:42pm |
re: #54 Targetpractice
Good people die, assholes live to ripe old ages. Frakin' sad circumstances.
That's probably not statistically true. Good and bad people die. Some are young. Some are old. If one engages in high risk behavior then they tend to die younger.
59 | Varek Raith Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:45:02pm |
re: #56 Slumbering Behemoth
Bill Hicks- We Live In A World
[Video]Totally tasteless, insensitive, and NSFW. And funny.
JESUS FOR MILLER!
60 | Targetpractice Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:46:52pm |
re: #58 Gus
That's probably not statistically true. Good and bad people die. Some are young. Some are old. If one engages in high risk behavior then they tend to die younger.
Dude, why you gotta harsh my emo moment?
//
61 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:47:43pm |
re: #60 Targetpractice
Dude, why you gotta harsh my emo moment?
//
Whew. For a second there I thought I was going to have to grab ya' and start shaking ya'.
62 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:47:56pm |
re: #58 Gus
If one engages in high risk behavior then they tend to die younger.
That, or they live on and get to play "Mystery Pain" every morning in their late thirties and beyond.
63 | BishopX Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:48:33pm |
re: #58 Gus
I think it speaks to the ratio of good people to bad people that we say the good die young. Not enough of 'em to be statistically significant after a certain point.
64 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:48:53pm |
re: #62 Slumbering Behemoth
That, or they live on and get to play "Mystery Pain" every morning in their late thirties and beyond.
Yeah. That's not back pain! Those are your kidneys!
65 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:51:10pm |
re: #63 BishopX
I think it speaks to the ratio of good people to bad people that we say the good die young. Not enough of 'em to be statistically significant after a certain point.
No it's because they're a) famous and b) either a musician/singer or c) an actor. There are plenty of good people that live very longs lives and many that don't but they're just not famous. Criminals and terrorists have very short life spans.
66 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:58:59pm |
re: #65 Gus
Criminals and terrorists have very short life spans
Thats not a hard fact either
Whitey Bulger ,, 83 years old (and counting)
Bin Laden ,, 55 (and not counting anymore)
67 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 5:59:49pm |
re: #66 sattv4u2
Criminals and terrorists have very short life spansThats not a hard fact either
Whitey Bulger ,, 83 years old (and counting)
Bin Laden ,, 55 (and not counting anymore)
Interesting. 2 people right there.
68 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:00:08pm |
69 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:01:18pm |
Charles Manson ,,,,78 and still crazy after all these years!
70 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:01:31pm |
re: #68 sattv4u2
Omar Abdel-Rahman,,, 74 (and counting)
Much of the research into the lifespan of criminals has focused on gang members. These criminals typically start off with petty crimes, such as shoplifting, but quickly progress into more significant or violent crimes, increasing the danger. This is a violent and dangerous business, where guns are an everyday reality. Teens and, increasingly even younger children, become part of the gang lifestyle earlier, dramatically increasing the possibility that they will be killed by violence at a young age. The average gang member lives to be just 20 years and 5 months old. With the average US life expectancy at 78 years, gang members can expect to live just over a quarter of this.
71 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:02:18pm |
re: #64 Gus
Ouch! Is that the toe I broke hopping over that 20 ft fence in '87, or the one I broke trying to kick the ass of that statue that called me a punk back in '92?
72 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:03:47pm |
re: #71 Slumbering Behemoth
Ouch! Is that the toe I broke hopping over that 20 ft fence in '87, or the one I broke trying to kick the ass of that statue that called me a punk back in '92?
I'm going to hide here for a while. Get the feeling the Skyhook and a lot of other fables will be coming out for a while.
73 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:04:51pm |
re: #70 Gus
You stated "Criminals and terrorists have very short life spans."
Gang members are a small subset of only one of those categories.
74 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:04:52pm |
re: #72 Gus
WTF? What is "Skyhook"?
75 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:05:55pm |
re: #73 sattv4u2
You stated "Criminals and terrorists have very short life spans."
Gang members are a small subset of only one of those categories.
Find some statistics instead of pull some names out of a hat. The average life expectancy of criminals is well know to be lower than average adults.
76 | steve_davis Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:08:54pm |
re: #2 Slumbering Behemoth
"Can't think when you're fucking high".
-BLR Newt
Challenge accepted.
That's actually a quote from Caesar's Gallic Wars. Remember, he's an historian.
77 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:09:24pm |
re: #74 Slumbering Behemoth
WTF? What is "Skyhook"?
heh ,, don't remind me.
I spent half a summer wandering around Logan Airport in Boston while I was working for Eastern airlines looking for one!
My job ,, cleaning planes (inside and out)
The "new guy" is told to go to another airlines hanger and "get our skyhook from them. We loaned it to them last week" (hey ,,, I'm new ,,, AIRplanes ,, SKYhook ,, made sense to me,,, figured it was some sort of tool)
Well,, everyone (but the new guy) is in on the gag. Go to the 1st airlines hanger, they tell me they gave it to Continental,, go to Continental,, they gave it to United ,, etc etc ,,,,,
Day after day ,,, hanger after hanger "Do you guys have our skyhook!?!?"
78 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:11:06pm |
re: #77 sattv4u2
So it's a snipe hunt, then?
79 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:18:25pm |
80 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:31:33pm |
Anyone see this yet? Anonymous in this video say that "your empire lacks legitimacy" about Israel. Effectively they've said that Israel is not a legitimate state.
You label all who refuse to comply with your superstitious demands as anti semetic. And have taken steps to ensure a nuclear holocaust. You are unworthy to exist in your current form. and will therefore face the wrath of anonymous. Your empire lacks legitimacy and because of this you must govern behind a curtain of deceit. We will not allow you to attack a sovereign country based upon a campaign of lies. Your grip over humanity will weaken and man will be closer to freedom.
81 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:35:06pm |
re: #80 Gus
Anyone see this yet? Anonymous in this video say that "your empire lacks legitimacy" about Israel. Effectively they've said that Israel is not a legitimate state.
As opposed to Anonymous ,, who have been granted THEIR "legitimacy" by ,,,, ummm,,,, who ???
82 | sattv4u2 Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:35:54pm |
and on that note, the long quite drive home beckons
83 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:36:07pm |
re: #81 sattv4u2
As opposed to Anonymous ,, who have been granted THEIR "legitimacy" by ,,, ummm,,, who ???
I was going to ask. Who would hack Anonymous if they go too large?
84 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:37:26pm |
This is their Facebook page ID: TheAnonPress88
Notice something there? Perhaps they play the piano? Or perhaps it stands for something else? We cannot tell.
TheAnonPress88
85 | Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:42:07pm |
re: #80 Gus
That's one tiny fucking empire. Tiniest ever, probably.
"Look at this little place in the closet my wife lets me have. That's a fucking empire!"
86 | b_sharp Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:42:48pm |
re: #80 Gus
Anyone see this yet? Anonymous in this video say that "your empire lacks legitimacy" about Israel. Effectively they've said that Israel is not a legitimate state.
I think 'your empire' refers to the occupied territories, not the country of Israel.
In any case they've misrepresented what is going on with the implicit and explicit threats to Israel from Iran.
87 | Gus Sat, Feb 11, 2012 6:43:53pm |
re: #85 Slumbering Behemoth
That's one tiny fucking empire. Tiniest ever, probably.
"Look at this little place in the closet my wife lets me have. That's a fucking empire!"
They don't know what they're freaking talking about. This is almost like propaganda straight from the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. And these idiots buy into it as usual.