Dan Riehl’s weird wingnut thinking goes beyond parody today, as he screams that the black man in the White House is Leading a Lynch Mob After Zimmerman.

And he’s using one of the most dreaded tools in his arsenal to do it — the hooded sweatshirt, known as a “hoodie” to all the gang kids.

The right’s premier race-based news source, Drudge Report, has also picked up on this shocking news:

Aieee! It’s a lynch mob! Duck!

But wait, there’s still more cognitive dissonance in store — because with true journalistic diligence, the Washington Free Beacon has ferreted out George Zimmerman’s nefarious plot.

But this might make it a bit difficult for the right wing to continue supporting their hero Mr. Zimmerman:

Aieee! Mitt Romney has joined the lynch mob too!