There’s a good chance Ron Paul’s followers will do something crazy tonight, and an even better chance that Rand Paul will say something crazy. Also on the bill: anti-choice fanatic Mike Huckabee followed by pro-choice “moderate Republican” Condoleezza Rice. So that should be good for a little cognitive whiplash.

Here’s the schedule of right wing festivities for the evening:

7 p.m.:

• Call to order
• Introduction of Colors by Amputee Veterans of America Support Team
• Pledge of Allegiance by Brig. Gen. Patrick E. Rea, U.S. Army (Ret.)
• National Anthem sung by Ayla Brown
• Invocation by Ishwar Singh
• Ron Paul video
• Remarks by Senate Republican leader and Convention Temporary Chairman Mitch McConnell, R-Ky.
• Remarks by Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky.
• Remarks by Christopher Devlin-Young and Jeanine McDonnell

8 p.m.:

• Remarks by Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.
• Remarks by Attorney General Pam Bondi, R-Fla., Attorney General Sam Olens, R-Ga.
• Remarks by Sen. John Thune, R-S.D.
• Remarks by Sen. Rob Portman, R-Ohio

9 p.m.:

• Remarks by Gov. Luis Fortu�o, R-Puerto Rico
• Remarks by former Gov. Tim Pawlenty, R-Minn.
• Bush 41, 43 film
• Remarks by former Gov. Mike Huckabee, R-Ark.

10 p.m.:

• Remarks by former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
• Remarks by Gov. Susana Martinez, R-N.M.
• Remarks by vice presidential nominee, Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis.
• Benediction by Archbishop Demetrios
• Adjournment