We obviously need a post about right wing nut case Michele Bachmann deciding not to run for re-election in Minnesota: Michele Bachmann Retiring Under Fire.

She isn’t doing well at all in the polls, and Minnesota’s approval of gay marriage this month must have been a real shock to her fragile psyche, but those aren’t the only reasons God told her it was time to bail out:

Bachmann’s decision comes as she faces a growing swirl of investigations into her campaign finances, with the The Federal Election Commission and the Office of Congressional Ethics opening investigations into whether her campaign concealed payments to an Iowa state senator who did work for her 2012 presidential bid. Last week, the FBI reportedly joined the inquiry.

If you’re feeling nostalgic, here’s a look back at Bachmann’s long history of batshit insane statements:

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