Mid-Day Open Thread

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Been running around town a bit today, taking care of some meat world business, so here’s a quick no-frills open thread for the lizard army to bivouac in.

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1 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:06:29pm

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

2 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 3:08:21pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

i just tell people i’m working on my self-improvement goals of becoming more immature and irresponsible

3 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 3:34:45pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

Take her out for a test drive in one (pick one, they’re all hot). Halfway through, tell her that she’s your midlife crisis, but if you’re too old for one, you can always leave her at the side of the road and return the car to the dealership.

4 EmmaAnne  May 12, 2014 3:38:53pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

If you have a midlife crisis when you are 70, does that mean you will I’ve to be 140? I say go for it!

5 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 3:39:10pm

One of the more depressing aspects of Russia today is that the people you used to respect undergo some unexplainable transformations, as if some sort of an alien left his eggs inside their bodies and they have hatched, or some body snatchers have replaced the person with a body double with an entirely different personality.

You’ve certainly heard of Dmitry Kiselev, that modern day Fr. Coughlin - or Streicher, as that may be - the current architect of Putin’s propaganda machine. His crazy and bigoted rants are almost the stuff of legends now, but he used to be a very rational, liberal journalist in the 1990s.

Here’s him giving a master class on journalism, explaining that a journalist doesn’t have a right to be an “agitator”, that the “plank” must not be lowered, because otherwise one day “we will discover ourselves bathing in dirt, like pigs. And the society will be like that - we’ll be devouring each other, together with dirt … and it won’t be possible to go lower than that.”. How prophetic.

Youtube Video

6 goddamnedfrank  May 12, 2014 3:39:36pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

Sporty cars are kind of gay at any age. Sprinter Van camper conversions are where it’s at.

7 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2014 3:41:04pm
8 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:41:17pm

re: #4 EmmaAnne

If you have a midlife crisis when you are 70, does that mean you will I’ve to be 140? I say go for it!

Not 70 yet by 14 years, but another 14 years of this, and I’ll be REALLY PISSED!!!

9 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:41:59pm

re: #6 goddamnedfrank

Sporty cars are kind of gay at any age. Sprinter Van camper conversions are where it’s at.

Feh.

10 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 3:43:00pm

Ahem. for my 70th, in July, I’m getting a new flatslide carb for my 500cc thumper.

11 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 3:45:04pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Maybe a little something with just two wheels, lots of carbon fiber, hmmm, electronic shifters, only weighs 15 lbs., she couldn’t object to that, could she?

12 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 3:45:30pm

re: #10 Decatur Deb

Ahem. for my 70th, in July, I’m getting a new flatside carb for my 500cc thumper.

I think I’m going to have my midlife crisis early. My project - should I manage to come up with the cash for it - is a ‘79 Lincoln Continental sitting in my father-in-law’s fencerow. “It ran when he parked it,” although I’d imagine that it’ll need all new rubber parts after sitting in that fencerow for over 12 years. Probably going to do a carb rebuild, new plugs/wires/cap+rotor, etc. Only other work it needs is 4 new tires and a new vinyl top. Plus a nicer home to keep it in.

13 ssn697  May 12, 2014 3:46:08pm

I left my garage open and froze my tomato plants. So much for 3 weeks of early indoor planting…

14 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 3:46:40pm

re: #13 ssn697

I left my garage open and froze my tomato plants. So much for 3 weeks of early indoor planting…

A mid-spring crisis. ):

15 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:47:53pm

re: #10 Decatur Deb

Ahem. for my 70th, in July, I’m getting a new flatside carb for my 500cc thumper.

See, what’s insulting about ‘Midlife Crisis’ is that it assumes you’re trying to recapture your lost youth, a pathetic old has-been trying to seem cool

I don’t give a fuck about being cool, or my ‘lost youth’.

16 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 3:48:23pm

re: #12 thedopefishlives

I think I’m going to have my midlife crisis early. My project - should I manage to come up with the cash for it - is a ‘79 Lincoln Continental sitting in my father-in-law’s fencerow. “It ran when he parked it,” although I’d imagine that it’ll need all new rubber parts after sitting in that fencerow for over 12 years. Probably going to do a carb rebuild, new plugs/wires/cap+rotor, etc. Only other work it needs is 4 new tires and a new vinyl top. Plus a nicer home to keep it in.

If you pimp a Lincoln enough, it becomes a Democrat.

17 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:48:54pm

re: #13 ssn697

I left my garage open and froze my tomato plants. So much for 3 weeks of early indoor planting…

Oh, ‘eck. Usually ‘hardening off’ means something else for tomato plants.

18 b.d.  May 12, 2014 3:50:38pm

So Glenn retweets a link talking abut the NYTimes review of his book.

From the review:

In one passage, Mr. Greenwald makes the demonstrably false assertion that one “unwritten rule designed to protect the government is that media outlets publish only a few such secret documents, and then stop,” that “they would report on an archive like Snowden’s so as to limit its impact — publish a handful of stories, revel in the accolades of a ‘big scoop,’ collect prizes, and then walk away, ensuring that nothing had really changed.” Many establishment media outlets obviously continue to pursue the Snowden story. Further, many of Mr. Greenwald’s gross generalizations about the establishment media do a terrible disservice to the many tenacious investigative reporters who have broken important stories on some of the very subjects like the war on terror and executive power that Mr. Greenwald feels so strongly about.

mobile.nytimes.com

19 b.d.  May 12, 2014 3:51:51pm

re: #18 b.d.

He also makes self-dramatizing boasts about his own mission

F THE NY TIMES!!1!

20 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 3:52:50pm

re: #10 Decatur Deb

Ahem. for my 70th, in July, I’m getting a new flatslide carb for my 500cc thumper.

Mr. w, for his 75th in Feb., got two pairs of Levi’s 501s in the same size he wore in has been wearing since 1958. (Along with a few other things.)

21 b.d.  May 12, 2014 3:53:39pm

re: #19 b.d.

NOBODY TELLS GLENN WHAT TO DO!!111!

According to Mr. Greenwald, Mr. Snowden would later describe his frustration: “Here am I ready to risk my liberty, perhaps even my life, to hand this guy thousands of Top Secret documents from the nation’s most secretive agency — a leak that will produce dozens if not hundreds of huge journalistic scoops. And he can’t even be bothered to install an encryption program.”

22 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 3:53:41pm

‘The Hitch’- Christopher Hitchens documentary
Vimeo

23 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 3:54:27pm

re: #15 GeneJockey

See, what’s insulting about ‘Midlife Crisis’ is that it assumes you’re trying to recapture your lost youth, a pathetic old has-been trying to seem cool

I don’t give a fuck about being cool, or my ‘lost youth’.

I’ve driven a 5 spd for over 40 yrs now. That satisfies any need for real car driving, when most today just jump in, start one up and point it.

And too many don’t even do that very well. If I had that little to do, I’d probably fall asleep doing it. Having to shift gears (even if it’s second nature now) and paying real attention to traffic and where I’m going is very satisfying. I don’t use the phone, don’t fiddle with the radio, and if the munchkin doesn’t behave, he’s going to be left at home and he knows it. The fewer distractions I have, the better the experience. : )

24 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 3:54:59pm

re: #20 wrenchwench

Mr. w, for his 75th in Feb., got two pairs of Levi’s 501s in the same size he wore in has been wearing since 1958. (Along with a few other things.)

(Digs through wardrobe)

Nope. Best I can do is a scarf a girl made for me in 1966. I can still wear it, though.

25 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 3:55:01pm

re: #16 Decatur Deb

If you pimp a Lincoln enough, it becomes a Democrat.

Mrs. Fish drives a newer one for her mom car. I am pleased; she will be the most feared mom in the neighborhood. She can fit the other moms’ bodies easily in the trunk.

26 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 3:55:40pm

re: #25 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish drives a newer one for her mom car. I am pleased; she will be the most feared mom in the neighborhood. She can fit the other moms’ bodies easily in the trunk.

She can probably fit their CARS in the trunk.

27 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 3:56:08pm

re: #25 thedopefishlives

Mrs. Fish drives a newer one for her mom car. I am pleased; she will be the most feared mom in the neighborhood. She can fit the other moms’ bodies easily in the trunk.

Get it used from Paulie’s Motors, LLC?

28 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 3:56:40pm

re: #26 GeneJockey

She can probably fit their CARS in the trunk.

Quite possibly; the most popular car around these parts is a VW Jetta. Mrs. Fish’s Town Car could eat one of those for breakfast. Probably good for about 50 miles at the fuel efficiency it has.

29 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 3:57:28pm

So, kaiju buffs; a review of Godzilla from the UK Daily Telegraph.

Caution - perhaps some minor spoilers in the article, but nothing too significant, in my opinion.

Godzilla 2014 embodies a roughly equivalent present-day fear: that the planet, exhausted by its ill-treatment at humankind’s hands, is about to start wiping the slate clean. Tsunamis, earthquakes, rising tides, nuclear meltdowns: these are the very recognisable threats posed by this new monster. The result is a summer blockbuster that’s not just thrilling, but that orchestrates its thrills with such rare diligence, you want to yelp with glee.

telegraph.co.uk

30 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 3:57:36pm

re: #27 Decatur Deb

Get it used from Paulie’s Motors, LLC?

It’s black, of course. Unfortunately, it does not have suicide doors, so it was most likely not a mobster car. Also, a distinct lack of bullet holes. It was most likely a limousine in a previous life.

31 ssn697  May 12, 2014 3:57:49pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

A mid-spring crisis. ):

Ba Dum… TISH!!!

32 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 3:58:16pm

re: #18 b.d.

So Glenn retweets a link talking abut the NYTimes review of his book.

From the review:

mobile.nytimes.com

At least they’re plastering him all over the Times. Isn’t that his objective, to get attention?

33 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 4:00:26pm

re: #30 thedopefishlives

It’s black, of course. Unfortunately, it does not have suicide doors, so it was most likely not a mobster car. Also, a distinct lack of bullet holes. It was most likely a limousine in a previous life.

That wounded Russian mobster missing in the Pine Barrens still bothers me.

34 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:02:18pm

re: #32 Justanotherhuman

At least they’re plastering him all over the Times. Isn’t that his objective, to get attention?

Bad press is better than no press, I guess.

Super Mario Snowden saves the world:

Mr. Snowden also confided “with a hint of embarrassment,” Mr. Greenwald writes, that video games had taught him certain lessons. As Mr. Snowden put it: “The protagonist is often an ordinary person, who finds himself faced with grave injustices from powerful forces and has the choice to flee in fear or to fight for his beliefs. And history also shows that seemingly ordinary people who are sufficiently resolute about justice can triumph over the most formidable adversaries.”

35 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 4:03:48pm

re: #34 b.d.

Bad press is better than no press, I guess.

Super Mario Snowden saves the world:

Preparing the “Pac Man” defense for when he’s rendered.

36 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:04:38pm

re: #30 thedopefishlives

It’s black, of course. Unfortunately, it does not have suicide doors, so it was most likely not a mobster car. Also, a distinct lack of bullet holes. It was most likely a limousine in a previous life.

I think you need to go back to the 1970s at the latest to get suicide doors.

My personal favorite for the best looking Lincoln of all time - the 1961 Continental hardtop. After the manic fins and all, culminating in the gigantic ones on the 1959 Cadillacs, the ‘61 Continental is so clean and modern, it’s breathtaking.

37 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 4:04:59pm

re: #34 b.d.

Bad press is better than no press, I guess.

Super Mario Snowden saves the world:

Some people are too stupid egotistical to be embarrassed when it’s clearly called for.

38 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 4:05:58pm

Since it’s devolving into a car thread….

Youtube Video

39 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 4:06:35pm

New “interview” w/Snowden. Wonder who actually provided these answers? Although I doubt very much this was an interview proper; no doubt these “answers” were gleaned by some other method.

Exclusive: Edward Snowden on Why He Partnered With Glenn Greenwald

gq.com

“Though he remains in exile in Russia, Edward Snowden still chats with Glenn Greenwald most days. Here, Snowden shares his thoughts on his partner. (You can read our Q+A with Greenwald here.) “

One thing that stands out here (seems minor, but WTH) because Greenwald said in another piece that Snowden was able to go to bed about 10:30 and sleep for a good 7 hrs. So how would Snowden know how long Greenwald slept?

“I don’t think I saw him [GG] stay down for more than two hours a night, but it made sense, because he was working under extraordinary pressure.” Snowden

40 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:06:35pm

re: #35 Decatur Deb

Preparing the “Pac Man” defense for when he’s rendered.

Your Honor, Duke Nukem made me do it.

41 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 4:08:26pm

re: #34 b.d.

And history also shows that seemingly ordinary people who are sufficiently resolute about justice can triumph over the most formidable adversaries

only on some channels

42 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 4:09:29pm
43 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:09:39pm

re: #3 thedopefishlives

Take her out for a test drive in one (pick one, they’re all hot). Halfway through, tell her that she’s your midlife crisis, but if you’re too old for one, you can always leave her at the side of the road and return the car to the dealership.

It was after the test drive that she pronounced it an MLC Car. To be fair, the dealer had hidden all the base models with their lack of stripes and simple cloth interiors, and rolled out one with a big red stripe and red leather interior. I think they’re having difficulty selling it, for reasons that should be obvious, and they were hoping I was dumb enough to buy before thinking.

We don’t do that. We don’t buy the same day we testdrive. That’s why.

44 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 4:09:59pm

re: #38 wrenchwench

Since it’s devolving into a car thread….

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Youtube Video

45 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 4:10:54pm

re: #36 GeneJockey

I think you need to go back to the 1970s at the latest to get suicide doors.

My personal favorite for the best looking Lincoln of all time - the 1961 Continental hardtop. After the manic fins and all, culminating in the gigantic ones on the 1959 Cadillacs, the ‘61 Continental is so clean and modern, it’s breathtaking.

you guys better watch it or imma start posting kar pichurs

46 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:13:26pm

I can’t wait for Glenn’s book to come out so someone please tell me now, does Snowden end up saving Princess Zelda?

47 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 4:13:45pm
According to Mr. Greenwald, Mr. Snowden would later describe his frustration: “Here am I ready to risk my liberty, perhaps even my life, to hand this guy thousands of Top Secret documents from the nation’s most secretive agency — a leak that will produce dozens if not hundreds of huge journalistic scoops. And he can’t even be bothered to install an encryption program.”

Oh, Eddie, tell us what you really think…

48 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:14:18pm

re: #42 Charles Johnson

Watch it Charles! That book has its own twitter account!

Has it blocked you yet?

49 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 4:14:48pm

Whaddaya say, Glenn? Oh right, you’re in Brazil most of the time, so we can just go fuck ourselves, right?

NSA’S Michael Rogers, at Reuters summit, says he expects a destructive cyber-attack on US infrastructure during his tenure - @Reuters
end of alert

50 aagcobb  May 12, 2014 4:16:53pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

Tell Mrs. Jockey she should be glad your midlife crisis is a muscle car and not a twenty something blond.//

51 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:17:00pm

re: #8 GeneJockey

Not 70 yet by 14 years, but another 14 years of this, and I’ll be REALLY PISSED!!!

So buy the damned car. You need her permission?

52 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:17:27pm

Typical wingnut sneering at minimum wage employees. But they can’t explain why Walmart is open during school hours!

53 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:17:51pm

re: #11 wrenchwench

Maybe a little something with just two wheels, lots of carbon fiber, hmmm, electronic shifters, only weighs 15 lbs., she couldn’t object to that, could she?

Shit, that’d cost as much as the car! And you can’t finance it!

Plus, I can’t picture 15 lbs holding up my 210 lbs (used to be 240!)

54 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 4:17:58pm

re: #36 GeneJockey

I think you need to go back to the 1970s at the latest to get suicide doors.

My personal favorite for the best looking Lincoln of all time - the 1961 Continental hardtop. After the manic fins and all, culminating in the gigantic ones on the 1959 Cadillacs, the ‘61 Continental is so clean and modern, it’s breathtaking.

We watched Saving Mr. Banks last night. I believe the car depicted was a ‘61 Lincoln. A beautiful machine to be sure. My father-in-law’s ‘79 has a very different sort of look to it; less elegant, more beastly, in a I-rule-the-road-now-get-off sort of fashion.

55 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:18:31pm

Also what “valuable work experience” do you gain at Walmart that you can put on your resume to get a better jrrb somewhere else. Like at Target?

56 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:18:37pm

re: #51 FemNaziBitch

So buy the damned car. You need her permission?

That’s how we roll. We don’t do major purchases without it.

57 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:20:03pm

re: #50 aagcobb

Tell Mrs. Jockey she should be glad your midlife crisis is a muscle car and not a twenty something blond.//

She knows me too well to think she has anything to worry about. I’ve been irretrievably smitten since I met her in 1975.

58 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:21:05pm

re: #56 GeneJockey

That’s how we roll. We don’t do major purchases without it.

Tell her you want to take her out on a date in it.

In reality, you’d keep the car—what? a year or two?

I really don’t see why its a big deal, but I generally don’t care about such things. As long as it works and makes hubby happy … .

59 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:21:13pm

re: #55 Pie-onist Overlord

Also what “valuable work experience” do you gain at Walmart that you can put on your resume to get a better jrrb somewhere else. Like at Target?

The ability to eat shit on a daily basis and not come to work with a lot of guns. The ability to do that is often underrated.

60 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 4:23:09pm

Oh god, Lindley’s wearing the same outfit in this one. In broad daylight.

Youtube Video

61 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 4:23:17pm

re: #58 FemNaziBitch

In reality, you’d keep the car—what? a year or two?

…snip… .

The State of Alabama has just charged me 1/3 its value to re-register my truck. They assessed it at $60.

62 Lidane  May 12, 2014 4:23:52pm

So apparently, getting a job is easy. I can just waltz into Target or Wal-Mart or Best Buy and fill out an application and walk out with a job. Who knew? And why didn’t I think of that months ago? I mean, it’s just so simple. I mean, it’s not like I’m just going to be wasted on those companies, since they can take one look at my job history and education and know I’d be gone the instant something better came along.

Oh, and apparently it’s a crime for me to close the bedroom door because I want to be alone for a while. Wanting time to myself to fill out applications and de-stress is a terrible thing.

UGH. Just…UGH. Today is one of the most frustrating, annoying days I’ve ever had. Tyrion Lannister has more fucks to give than I do right now. :p

63 blueraven  May 12, 2014 4:23:54pm

re: #56 GeneJockey

That’s how we roll. We don’t do major purchases without it.

What does Mrs J want? Make her a deal she cant refuse.

64 darthstar  May 12, 2014 4:25:28pm
65 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 4:26:36pm
66 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:28:23pm

re: #63 blueraven

What does Mrs J want? Make her a deal she cant refuse.

Hells bells, I already got her the goats! What more does she want from me?
///

67 A Mom Anon  May 12, 2014 4:28:56pm

re: #55 Pie-onist Overlord

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

What’s happening is that the multinationals have given up on the American middle class because China and India have a growing middle class that already outnumbers the population of the entire US by at least double. So now we get to be the cheap labor and our idiot legislatures are passing laws and easing regulations to make it happen faster. So a big hearty “thanks a lot you assholes” for doing nothing to help stop it.

So sick of stupid, so very sick of it.

68 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:29:28pm

69 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 4:29:40pm

re: #62 Lidane

{Lidane}

70 makeitstop  May 12, 2014 4:30:46pm

Hang in there, Lidane.

71 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 4:32:21pm

re: #62 Lidane

So apparently, getting a job is easy. I can just waltz into Target or Wal-Mart or Best Buy and fill out an application and walk out with a job. Who knew? And why didn’t I think of that months ago? I mean, it’s just so simple. I mean, it’s not like I’m just going to be wasted on those companies, since they can take one look at my job history and education and know I’d be gone the instant something better came along.

Oh, and apparently it’s a crime for me to close the bedroom door because I want to be alone for a while. Wanting time to myself to fill out applications and de-stress is a terrible thing.

UGH. Just…UGH. Today is one of the most frustrating, annoying days I’ve ever had. Tyrion Lannister has more fucks to give than I do right now. :p

Does your expertise lend itself to NGO volunteer work? It could provide sanity, keep you current, and a serve as a network.

72 Dave In Austin  May 12, 2014 4:32:30pm

re: #62 Lidane

Take heart…….

It’s going to rain tonite. Rain. Lots of rain. And this is a good thing..

73 b_sharp  May 12, 2014 4:33:00pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

I feel your pain.

74 Good Morning  May 12, 2014 4:33:07pm

The Jester Speaks-Slams WikiLeaks, Snowden, Etc

75 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 4:33:11pm

OK. Time for a little bit of Star Wars sacrilege. Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby give you Darth L. Jackson.

Youtube Video

76 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:33:24pm

Glenn Greenwald points out that Snowden’s ideals are based upon a fantasy world that has no foundation in reality.

Shocked, I am.

//

77 b.d.  May 12, 2014 4:34:31pm

re: #62 Lidane

I am sorry Lidane and truly hope that easier times and peace find you soon.

79 aagcobb  May 12, 2014 4:35:11pm

re: #57 GeneJockey

She knows me too well to think she has anything to worry about. I’ve been irretrievably smitten since I met her in 1975.

AWWWWWWW! Good answer!

80 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:35:43pm

re: #67 A Mom Anon

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

What’s happening is that the multinationals have given up on the American middle class because China and India have a growing middle class that already outnumbers the population of the entire US by at least double. So now we get to be the cheap labor and our idiot legislatures are passing laws and easing regulations to make it happen faster. So a big hearty “thanks a lot you assholes” for doing nothing to help stop it.

So sick of stupid, so very sick of it.

HURR HURR!!!!!

81 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 4:37:21pm

re: #67 A Mom Anon

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

This is why we need to elect Republicans.

As Willard Romney just said the other day, Our party is all about more jobs and better pay,” Romney said,

And Willard also says it’s also about increasing the minimum wage, except that Willard was against that back in 2012, and 99.9999999999999999999% of his party still is.

82 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:37:49pm
83 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 4:37:50pm

Image: BnamJqHCYAE6Qvr.jpg:large

“We remember the glorious victories…

Over Germany in 1945
Over Khazaria 1045 years ago
Over China over 7500 years ago”

Don’t ask.

84 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 4:39:20pm

85 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 4:40:07pm

re: #83 Sergey Romanov

Image: BnamJqHCYAE6Qvr.jpg:large

Don’t ask.

I’m morbidly curious.

86 Kragar  May 12, 2014 4:40:13pm

re: #80 Pie-onist Overlord

Because when you work at Wal-mart, you obviously have an open schedule and money it takes to get the training to get a better job

87 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:40:43pm
88 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:41:21pm

I wonder what Tricia does for a living or if she’s just another retired Country Club tennis princess like JJAuthor.

89 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 4:41:41pm

re: #85 thedopefishlives

Me too. But I wouldn’t know what to reply.

90 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 4:42:00pm

re: #67 A Mom Anon

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

What’s happening is that the multinationals have given up on the American middle class because China and India have a growing middle class that already outnumbers the population of the entire US by at least double. So now we get to be the cheap labor and our idiot legislatures are passing laws and easing regulations to make it happen faster. So a big hearty “thanks a lot you assholes” for doing nothing to help stop it.

So sick of stupid, so very sick of it.

When stuff made in the USA is cheaper than the stuff made here in China, then I’ll know the USA is on the ropes, if not KO’d on the world markets. But right now, American (and European) stuff are the bling that middle- and upper-class Chinese want to own — anything with a Western brand name, even if it’s manufactured in China*. The prices for such items match the market.

China has no comparable brand names, other than Lenovo or maybe Moutai, that Chinese or anyone else MUST have. That aspect of the American economy is still on solid ground.

* Chinese consumers will willingly pay considerably more for items that are physically made in America or Europe, because they have more panache. In other words, if Nike, Adidas, or GM sold their American-made merchandise in China for elevated prices, there would be a market for them. The nouveau riche in China are no smarter or sophisticated than any of that class in the USA. They would cheerfully pay $300 - $500 for a pair of athletic shoes physically made in the USA, because they can.

91 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:43:36pm

re: #67 A Mom Anon

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

What’s happening is that the multinationals have given up on the American middle class because China and India have a growing middle class that already outnumbers the population of the entire US by at least double. So now we get to be the cheap labor and our idiot legislatures are passing laws and easing regulations to make it happen faster. So a big hearty “thanks a lot you assholes” for doing nothing to help stop it.

So sick of stupid, so very sick of it.

Yes, the globalization of commerce uncouples the corporation from the population of the nation where it arose.

However, I think it’s got a limited shelf-life. At some point, every country will have been dragged up or down to the same level. You’ll no longer be able to build things cheaply by exploiting some new workforce to sell to a richer population that either can still afford it or thinks it can still afford it.

Ten years ago, I said that the US had to be able to be smarter, more efficient, and more inventive than the rest of the world to keep ahead. It might have been possible then. Now? not so much. Too many people have too much invested in the population of the US being ignorant and ill-informed, and they can make their money without the rest of the nation doing well.

92 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:44:10pm

I just looked at Tricia’s time line, she’s BFF’s with Country Club Janie.

93 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:45:02pm

re: #86 Kragar

Because when you work at Wal-mart, you obviously have an open schedule and money it takes to get the training to get a better job

My standard response, “Are there 150,000,000 jobs out there that pay better than $75K/year and have good benefits? No? Then you’re just being an asshole, aren’t you?”

94 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 4:46:05pm

HURR HURR U CAN’T CRITICIZE UNLESS UR ANOTHER $MULTI BILLION BUSINESS!!!!!!

95 Swift2991  May 12, 2014 4:46:14pm

re: #33 Decatur Deb

I knew a priest from Chicago who had a very big black Lincoln. He acquired it as a gift from a parishioner, and he just was waiting to figure out how to patch the sizable bullet holes in the driver’s side door.

96 thedopefishlives  May 12, 2014 4:46:15pm

re: #89 Sergey Romanov

Me too. But I wouldn’t know what to reply.

I was thinking something along the lines of, “HURR DURR DEEEEERP!” But I don’t think that’d get us any answers.

97 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:47:05pm

re: #84 Charles Johnson

need to photoshop same picture with #bringbackourgirls and really piss-off Coulter.

98 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:47:47pm

re: #97 FemNaziBitch

need to photoshop same picture with #bringbackourgirls and really piss-off Coulter.

Nah. Someone would use it to prove Conservatives aren’t heartless shitheads.

99 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:48:32pm

re: #67 A Mom Anon

What these morons don’t get is that in a few years, if something doesn’t change, is that half the open jobs out there will be in retail, food service, hospitality and housecleaning. All the lowest paying sector openings are increasing in numbers and the skilled, better paying jobs are disappearing. Half the workforce isn’t entry level, no matter how much they say so.

What’s happening is that the multinationals have given up on the American middle class because China and India have a growing middle class that already outnumbers the population of the entire US by at least double. So now we get to be the cheap labor and our idiot legislatures are passing laws and easing regulations to make it happen faster. So a big hearty “thanks a lot you assholes” for doing nothing to help stop it.

So sick of stupid, so very sick of it.

IIRC, the projections have been that the majority of jobs will be service jobs for some time. AS usual, no one pays attention until it is reality.

100 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 4:48:40pm

re: #62 Lidane

So apparently, getting a job is easy. I can just waltz into Target or Wal-Mart or Best Buy and fill out an application and walk out with a job. Who knew? And why didn’t I think of that months ago? I mean, it’s just so simple. I mean, it’s not like I’m just going to be wasted on those companies, since they can take one look at my job history and education and know I’d be gone the instant something better came along.

Oh, and apparently it’s a crime for me to close the bedroom door because I want to be alone for a while. Wanting time to myself to fill out applications and de-stress is a terrible thing.

UGH. Just…UGH. Today is one of the most frustrating, annoying days I’ve ever had. Tyrion Lannister has more fucks to give than I do right now. :p

On the other hand, the squall line is entering Llano and sinking southeast at 15 MPH, dropping a shitpot of rain. Finally. So join me in 4 hours as I sit on my South Austin front porch and listen to the cracks in my lawn slamming shut.

Not a solution, but a much appreciated delay of Stage 3 water restrictions.

How are you Californians doing? Any relief? Sucks to live in the greenhouse, doesn’t it?

101 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 4:49:36pm

This is good too; the Emperor as voiced by Mark Hamill’s Joker - meta gag, and it’s actually pretty good. And Vader voiced by Tom Hardy’s Bane to boot!

Youtube Video

102 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:51:02pm

I feel like zoning out in front of the TV. Any mindless fantasy, sci-fi, action series or movie you recommend?

103 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:51:13pm

Have netflix

104 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:53:11pm

re: #99 FemNaziBitch

IIRC, the projections have been that the majority of jobs will be service jobs for some time. AS usual, no one pays attention until it is reality.

So, at the same time a wingnuts bitch about the lack of jobs, they get to piss on people for working at low-wage jobs AND for not having the “better jobs” they were just complaining don’t exist.

I think the most loathsome think i’ve seen recently was Conservatives cackling with glee over the idea that fast food workers might be replaced with machines if they ask for more money. They’ve now become Mr. Bumble from “Oliver Twist” - MORE?!? You want MORE?!?!?!?

105 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 4:53:20pm

re: #96 thedopefishlives

I was thinking something along the lines of, “HURR DURR DEEEEERP!” But I don’t think that’d get us any answers.

At least they don’t seem to be YECs. /

106 A Mom Anon  May 12, 2014 4:53:41pm

re: #88 Pie-onist Overlord

Honestly, I think most people over age 35 or so do not get at ALL how the job market has changed. Especially if they managed to keep their jobs through the mess that started in 2007-08.

I am 54 now. My first decent job was a few months out of high school. I worked for Goodyear in a factory. I made enough money to take care of myself, put money in the bank, had healthcare etc. I was 19. By the time I was 21 that job was shipped overseas. I was never able to afford a college education because I had no family support and had to work to provide for myself. I never got another job that paid that well. And it wasn’t for lack of experience or trying either. I worked in retail(not my chosen thing for my life at all, btw) for the better part of my adult life and I watched that business go from providing a decent wage and pretty good health insurance, paid vacations, etc. to slashing and burning and shitting on the workers. I worked my way up into dept managing and buying, the chances of a kid being able to do that now are not nearly as good as they were back then.

People who spout off about this shit either are rich and have no clue what it is to work like crazy just to survive or they are completely detached from what’s happened because none of it has happened to THEM. (of course for some it’s both)

107 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 4:53:53pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Once again, pontificating downstairs. So here, let me share my pontification:

O-whatever the T has become, but I now know why 70 year old men are angry.

Let me start years ago, when I was just 9 years old, in 1966. I bought my first car magazine, Road & Track, with a picture of the then-new Jaguar E-type 2+2 coupe. OMG, what a beautiful car! I have been obsessed with sporty cars, basically all my life, but the American muscle cars of the late 60s through 71 - those I REALLY loved..

When you’re a kid, you can’t have one because you can’t drive. When you’re a young man, you can’t have one because you can’t afford it or the insurance. When you get married, you can’t have one because you’re supposed to be responsible. When you have kids, you can’t have one because you need a family car, AND you can’t afford it.

So, here I am, middle aged. The Big 3 started making muscle cars again, only now they don’t fly off the road when it bends gently, they get >20 mpg, they’re comfy, and even the base models have more power than most of the muscle cars did back in the day. I’ve been waiting 40 years, and I thought ‘Finally! I can get the car I’ve been wanting forever.’

Nope. Now, according to Mrs. Jockey, “It screams “Midlife Crisis!”

So there you go, why men at 70 are so pissed. Because they put off getting things they wanted for years, to be responsible family men, and when finally the kids are grown up, and you’re more financially stable, now you’re considered too old for it. You should buy a nice sedan.

I believe ‘Midlife Crisis’ is a ruse, and I think it’s as insulting as telling a woman “Don’t you worry your pretty head about that, little lady!”

/rant. Now get off my fucking lawn.

A Louisville judge of my acquaintance drove a cherry-red Mazda Miata around town at the age of 75. He didn’t give an ounce of fuck what other people thought of it, because, hey, he was a judge and probably knew more unsavory stuff about them than they did about him. His wife rode shotgun, so I guess she was cool with the whole sports car thing.

As for me, I’d like a sports car, but not right now. My midlife crisis — if you want to call it that — was to chuck teaching high school and come to China to teach university students English. It’s a lot of fun! Seriously. It’s rewarding work, but not especially in the financial sense. Plus, I get to hang out with young people. The day I have to quit teaching will probably be the same day I tell y’all to get off my lawn.

108 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:54:04pm

re: #102 FemNaziBitch

I feel like zoning out in front of the TV. Any mindless fantasy, sci-fi, action series or movie you recommend?

Well, Pacific Rim was pretty much mindless, predictable Sci-Fi with lots of stuff that blowed up real good.

109 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 4:54:41pm

110 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:55:40pm

re: #106 A Mom Anon

Honestly, I think most people over age 35 or so do not get at ALL how the job market has changed. Especially if they managed to keep their jobs through the mess that started in 2007-08.

QFT

I cringe when I hear some of the advise my son was given by “well-meaning” people.

I told him to be prepared to work anywhere on the globe. I tried to explain that the days of being able to depend on making a living in the USA are over.

The only one of his friends from grade school I don’t worry about is the one that became an electrician.

111 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:56:21pm

re: #109 Skip Intro

[Embedded image]

I always saw her as more of a coke-head.

112 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 4:56:25pm

I just took a poll conducted by someone in the sociology dept at UNC-CH, asking about political opinions, science, etc.

Heh.

113 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:57:21pm

re: #107 wheat-doggha — oo bird outside my window

Hubby had an retired aunt and uncle that tooled around the country in an RV towing a little red sports car. That way when the parked the RV they could get around the area in a car.

HA!

114 NJDhockeyfan  May 12, 2014 4:58:02pm
115 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 4:58:06pm

re: #111 FemNaziBitch

I always saw her as more of a coke-head.

I knew a girl who looked a lot like her back in high school, and she was always flying.

If Ann had bad skin, I’d say meth.

116 A Mom Anon  May 12, 2014 4:58:27pm

re: #109 Skip Intro

So does bitter and evil….

117 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 4:58:34pm

re: #115 Skip Intro

I knew a girl who looked a lot like her back in high school, and she was always flying.

If Ann had bad skin, I’d say meth.

Coke is more her “social set” if you know what I mean.

118 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 4:59:15pm

re: #113 FemNaziBitch

Hubby had an retired aunt and uncle that tooled around the country in an RV towing a little red sports car. That way when the parked the RV they could get around the area in a car.

HA!

On Top Gear one time they showed this ultra-ritzy RV which had a fancy 2-seater sports car slung underneath, which would deploy when needed. The car itself was something that went for >100 grand.

119 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:00:32pm

re: #115 Skip Intro

I knew a girl who looked a lot like her back in high school, and she was always flying.

If Ann had bad skin, I’d say meth.

Not everyone with bad skin and/or bad teeth is a meth head. It has become probable cause, however. Sucks to be poor.

120 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:02:05pm

re: #117 FemNaziBitch

Coke is more her “social set” if you know what I mean.

I’ve never pictured her as a drug addict. I think she’s an ATTENTION addict, and she has difficulty generating much traction anymore since there are younger, prettier, more overtly crazy people who say more outrageous stuff than she does on a regular basis.

121 b_sharp  May 12, 2014 5:02:17pm

re: #115 Skip Intro

I knew a girl who looked a lot like her back in high school, and she was always flying.

If Ann had bad skin, I’d say meth.

Bad teeth too.

122 Lidane  May 12, 2014 5:05:13pm

re: #84 Charles Johnson

Poor Ann. She hasn’t been the same since a librul in Kansas dropped a house on her sister. :(

123 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:05:17pm

re: #92 Pie-onist Overlord

I just looked at Tricia’s time line, she’s BFF’s with Country Club Janie.

Maybe they’ll let you join their sorority.

124 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 5:05:45pm

re: #120 GeneJockey

I’ve never pictured her as a drug addict. I think she’s an ATTENTION addict, and she has difficulty generating much traction anymore since there are younger, prettier, more overtly crazy people who say more outrageous stuff than she does on a regular basis.

Coulter’s flame has nearly burned out. Her books will soon end up in the remainder bins at Wal-mart and Target, marked $1 each.

125 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:05:45pm

re: #88 Pie-onist Overlord

I wonder what Tricia does for a living or if she’s just another retired Country Club tennis princess like JJAuthor.

She shills this site: stepfamily.webs.com

Already a failure at one marriage, she sets up a cottage industry about step-families and “co-parenting”.

126 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 5:05:49pm

OK. This is weird. And sad, as well.

A judge on Monday ordered an investigation into the whereabouts of Casey Kasem after an attorney for the ailing radio personality’s wife said the former “Top 40” host had been removed from the country.

Casey Kasem’s children have complained that they have been unable to see their father in accordance with an agreement with their stepmother. Daughter Kerri Kasem had sought a temporary conservatorship and was appointed her father’s temporary caretaker on Monday. Her attorney, Troy Martin, said the family believes the entertainer has been taken to an Indian reservation in Washington state.

[Judge] Murphy’s order came after Craig Marcus, an attorney who appeared on Jean Kasem’s behalf at Monday’s hearing, said he did not know where the radio personality was but knew that he had been removed from the country.

“I have no idea where he is,” Marcus said.

The revelation brought stunned protests from Murphy and two of Casey Kasem’s daughters, two of the entertainer’s three children from a previous marriage.

wtae.com

127 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:06:16pm

Actually, speed would explain Ann.

128 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 5:06:57pm

129 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:07:29pm

re: #125 Justanotherhuman

She shills this site: stepfamily.webs.com

Already a failure at one marriage, she sets up a cottage industry about step-families and “co-parenting”.

She’s still whining about HOW TERRIBLE HER LIFE IS, but I put her on mute.

130 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:07:45pm

re: #72 Dave In Austin

Take heart…….

It’s going to rain tonite. Rain. Lots of rain. And this is a good thing..

I’m on the Joint Subcommittee for Austin Water Utility Financial Planning (2014 edition, I also did this two years ago). You have no idea how bad the situation is for that utility. “Drought Rates” are the least of it. Everybody is screaming because they believe they are being punished for conserving water. They are being punished for years of neglect by the City Manager and Council.

131 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:08:10pm

re: #126 Dr Lizardo

OK. This is weird. And sad, as well.

wtae.com

how bizarre

132 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:08:20pm

re: #124 wheat-doggha — oo bird outside my window

Coulter’s flame has nearly burned out. Her books will soon end up in the remainder bins at Wal-mart and Target, marked $1 each.

That’s what happens when you keep writing the same book again and again. She’s probably running low on one-word titles too.

133 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:08:30pm

re: #127 Skip Intro

Actually, speed would explain Ann.

adderal?

134 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:09:23pm
135 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:09:28pm

re: #133 FemNaziBitch

adderal?

She’s venomous like an adder, so maybe.

136 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:09:38pm

re: #102 FemNaziBitch

I feel like zoning out in front of the TV. Any mindless fantasy, sci-fi, action series or movie you recommend?

Finally saw “Jarhead” on HBO. Very impressive, and the scene where the 1990 marines are watching “Apocalypse Now” is just spooky.

137 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:10:14pm

re: #134 FemNaziBitch

Just not cute, IMHO

Looks like a piglet in pajamas.

138 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:10:15pm

re: #132 GeneJockey

That’s what happens when you keep writing the same book again and again. She’s probably running low on one-word titles too.

There are plenty more.

ASSHOLE
SHITHEAD
DOUCHEBAG
CRAPWEASEL
FUCKBALL

139 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:10:51pm

This is cute.

140 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:10:55pm

re: #138 Pie-onist Overlord

There are plenty more.

ASSHOLE
SHITHEAD
DOUCHEBAG
CRAPWEASEL
FUCKBALL

People would start thinking realize they’re autobiographical.

141 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:11:18pm

re: #126 Dr Lizardo

I thought he had died.

142 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:11:57pm
143 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:12:08pm

re: #120 GeneJockey

I’ve never pictured her as a drug addict. I think she’s an ATTENTION addict, and she has difficulty generating much traction anymore since there are younger, prettier, more overtly crazy people who say more outrageous stuff than she does on a regular basis.

I never pictured Nixon as a cokehead, either, until a friend who used to work for Bebe Rebozo (who Nixon visited quite a bit at his place in Key Biscayne) told me about a time his wife found a small amt of coke in a pocket in Nixon’s suit when taking it for dry cleaning. T and his wife took care of the house and grounds at the time, and T often had boat duty as well.

144 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:12:12pm

re: #141 Skip Intro

I thought he had died.

the reports of his death were greatly exaggerated

145 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:12:25pm

re: #139 FemNaziBitch

This is cute.

Rango is STILL afraid of the goats, 5 days after they left. We have to take him outside on leash.

What a big chicken!

146 FemNaziBitch  May 12, 2014 5:14:16pm

I’m off to let a bit of my brain rot in front of the TV

Have a great evening all!

147 Single-handed sailor  May 12, 2014 5:14:45pm

re: #100 austin_blue

On the other hand, the squall line is entering Llano and sinking southeast at 15 MPH, dropping a shitpot of rain. Finally. So join me in 4 hours as I sit on my South Austin front porch and listen to the cracks in my lawn slamming shut.

Not a solution, but a much appreciated delay of Stage 3 water restrictions.

How are you Californians doing? Any relief? Sucks to live in the greenhouse, doesn’t it?

I’m 25 miles east of the Golden Gate Bridge and it’s 90F here today, possibly 100 on Wednesday. Maybe El Nino will help next winter.

148 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:14:54pm

re: #135 GeneJockey

She’s venomous like an adder, so maybe.

Are there whiteadders? : )

149 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:14:56pm

re: #138 Pie-onist Overlord

There are plenty more.

ASSHOLE
SHITHEAD
DOUCHEBAG
CRAPWEASEL
FUCKBALL

FUCKWIT

(care of my sister-in-law, describing her company’s new CEO).

150 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 5:14:56pm

re: #141 Skip Intro

I thought he had died.

I did too.

151 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:15:34pm

...

152 William Barnett-Lewis  May 12, 2014 5:15:42pm

re: #126 Dr Lizardo

OK. This is weird. And sad, as well.

wtae.com

Ruh, Ro! Wheres Raggy?

153 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:16:26pm

re: #148 Justanotherhuman

Are there whiteadders? : )

Indeed, there are…

154 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:17:02pm

re: #153 GeneJockey

Indeed, there are…

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Nice bosoms.

155 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:17:43pm

re: #151 Pie-onist Overlord

Account suspended

156 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:18:03pm

re: #154 austin_blue

Nice bosoms.

Are you referring to that pair of Devil’s Dumplings?

157 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:19:11pm

re: #147 Single-handed sailor

I’m 25 miles east of the Golden Gate Bridge and it’s 90F here today, possibly 100 on Wednesday. Maybe El Nino will help next winter.

I’m two miles inland from the ocean and it’s pushing 90 here now. Going to be close to 100 for the next few days, and this will be the third time since January that’s happened.

Normal would be mid 60s.

158 Bubblehead II  May 12, 2014 5:19:17pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Muscle cars never did anything for me. Now a tricked out van (interior) on the other hand. Comfort, privacy, reliability and if you didn’t got to outrageous on the paint job, anonymity.

A moving bedroom that didn’t draw unwanted attention.

It’s a wreck now.

Yep I still have it. 225 slant 6, 4 speed Xmission (1st, 2nd 3rd.&OD) Interior now shot to hell and all 4 tires flat. Paint job (basic red) is faded.

Maybe restoring it should be my mid-life crisis. The Mrs. and I had some god time in it.

159 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 5:19:33pm

re: #152 William Barnett-Lewis

Ruh, Ro! Wheres Raggy?

Good question; apparently, he has Parkinson’s Disease and is unable to speak, and I would imagine he requires fairly intensive care. If Jean Kasem’s attorney doesn’t know where Mr. Kasem is, it’s certainly a bizarre mystery.

I recall Jean Kasem from Cheers and The Tortellis, a short-lived spin-off.

160 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:20:22pm

BOOK? WHAT BOOK?

Glenn Greenwald, the journalist who helped publish Edward Snowden’s National Security Agency leaks, blasted Hillary Clinton in an expletive-laden interview as being too hawkish, offering a critique from the left of her approach to defense issues.

politico.com

161 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:20:37pm

re: #156 GeneJockey

Are you referring to that pair of Devil’s Dumplings?

Why, yes. Yes I am. Phil Mickelson has the jealous sads.

162 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:21:44pm

re: #157 Skip Intro

I’m two miles inland from the ocean and it’s pushing 90 here now. Going to be close to 100 for the next few days, and this will be the third time since January that’s happened.

Normal would be mid 60s.

Good thing that climate report is a big bag of shit, innit?

163 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:22:15pm

re: #160 b.d.

BOOK? WHAT BOOK?

politico.com

So what does GG think of that whole Russia thing? I don’t believe I’ve seen anything he’s posted about it.

164 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 5:23:04pm

Nigeria kidnaps: Prisoner swap ‘not on the table

Nigerian Interior Minister Abba Moro has said that swapping prisoners in exchange for girls kidnapped by the Islamist militant group Boko Haram is an option that is “not on the table”.

165 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:24:05pm

re: #158 Bubblehead II

Muscle cars never did anything for me. Now a tricked out van (interior) on the other hand. Comfort, privacy, reliability and if you didn’t got to outrageous on the paint job, anonymity.

A moving bedroom that didn’t draw unwanted attention.

It’s a wreck now.

Yep I still have it. 225 slant 6, 4 speed Xmission (1st, 2nd 3rd.&OD) Interior now shot to hell and all 4 tires flat. Paint job (basic red) is faded.

Maybe restoring it should be my mid-life crisis. The Mrs. and I had some god time in it.

Ah, the good ol’ days!

Bumper Sticker:

“If This Van’s Rockin’, Don’t Come Knockin’!”

166 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:24:09pm

Oh dear.

I think I’ll quit there.

167 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 5:24:29pm

US says deploys surveillance aircraft over Nigeria to find girls

The United States has deployed manned surveillance aircraft over Nigeria and is sharing satellite imagery with the Nigerian government to find more than 200 schoolgirls abducted by Islamist insurgents, a senior Obama administration official said on Monday.

“We have shared commercial satellite imagery with the Nigerians and are flying manned … assets over Nigeria with the government’s permission,” the official said.

168 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:24:39pm

re: #162 austin_blue

Good thing that climate report is a big bag of shit, innit?

“So, Skip, why don’t you quit bitching and just go swim in the ocean, huh?”

Because of the general weirdness of the weather and these non-stop off-shore winds, the water temperature is a hypothermia-inducing 49 degrees.

169 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:25:11pm

HURR HURR!!!! I’M TEH VICTIM HEAR!!!!!!!

170 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:25:31pm

re: #158 Bubblehead II

Muscle cars never did anything for me. Now a tricked out van (interior) on the other hand. Comfort, privacy, reliability and if you didn’t got to outrageous on the paint job, anonymity.

A moving bedroom that didn’t draw unwanted attention.

It’s a wreck now.

Yep I still have it. 225 slant 6, 4 speed Xmission (1st, 2nd 3rd.&OD) Interior now shot to hell and all 4 tires flat. Paint job (basic red) is faded.

Maybe restoring it should be my mid-life crisis. The Mrs. and I had some god time in it.

Holy shit, god time? Fabulous!

171 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:26:35pm

re: #160 b.d.

BOOK? WHAT BOOK?

Glenn Greenwald, the journalist who helped publish Edward Snowden’s National Security Agency leaks, blasted Hillary Clinton in an expletive-laden interview as being too hawkish, offering a critique from the left of her approach to defense issues.

politico.com

Left field, maybe. From the left, no. He’s an anti-interventionist, like the rest of the dudebros.

172 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:26:57pm

re: #170 Justanotherhuman

Holy shit, god time? Fabulous!

Well, maybe there was a lot of invoking of deities involved.
///

173 austin_blue  May 12, 2014 5:27:41pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

Nigeria kidnaps: Prisoner swap ‘not on the table

That’ll be helpful, and very comforting to the parents.

174 aagcobb  May 12, 2014 5:28:51pm

re: #166 wrenchwench

Oh dear.

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I think I’ll quit there.

I guess being a billionaire means no-one can tell you when to stop digging your own grave.

175 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:28:54pm

re: #158 Bubblehead II

Muscle cars never did anything for me. Now a tricked out van (interior) on the other hand. Comfort, privacy, reliability and if you didn’t got to outrageous on the paint job, anonymity.

A moving bedroom that didn’t draw unwanted attention.

It’s a wreck now.

Yep I still have it. 225 slant 6, 4 speed Xmission (1st, 2nd 3rd.&OD) Interior now shot to hell and all 4 tires flat. Paint job (basic red) is faded.

Maybe restoring it should be my mid-life crisis. The Mrs. and I had some god time in it.

I flirted with the whole van idea back in the 1970s, but that was also when I was subscribing to no less than FOUR car magazines; Road & Track, Car and Driver, Motor Trend, and Sports Car Graphic.

176 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:29:14pm

re: #166 wrenchwench

Looks like the Sterling’s Forgiveness Tour Bus has run off the road.

177 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:29:28pm

re: #160 b.d.

BOOK? WHAT BOOK?

politico.com

One of the things I like about HRC is that she’s “hawkish.”

178 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:30:00pm

re: #176 Skip Intro

Looks like the Sterling’s Forgiveness Tour Bus has run off the road.

“Sir, the question was, ‘Is this your handwriting?’”

179 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:30:16pm

re: #171 wrenchwench

politico.com

Left field, maybe. From the left, no. He’s an anti-interventionist, like the rest of the dudebros.

To be fair, Glenn is only an anti-interventionist when a democrat is president.

Glenn’s greatest trick is convincing some people that he is left wing.

180 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:30:33pm

re: #172 GeneJockey

Well, maybe there was a lot of invoking of deities involved.
///

Well, a couple of times having sex, I thought I saw god.

I was just high on pot, though.

181 A Mom Anon  May 12, 2014 5:31:26pm

re: #162 austin_blue

In GA the temps have hit 90 (not officially, but the thermometer on my back porch read 92 this afternoon, the official number was 87 I believe) about 10 -12 degrees above normal. I have had to turn the ac on, which I try really hard not to do til at least mid June. We’ve also had air quality alerts, if we have them it’s usually not until we’ve had lots of hot days with no rain, like in July.

I can assure you that anyone who has kept a garden for the last decade can see the changes, I know I have, and it’s not for the better either. Not helping is massive construction around here again, lots of dirt and dust and who knows what is in the air. I cannot go out without feeling the grit on my skin and seeing it on my plants. It’s mostly I’d almost bet the people who spend all their time in buildings who swear there’s no climate change. Or people who simply see nature as a utility for their own use, they don’t give a shit either.

182 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:31:54pm

Whole lotta griftin’ goin’ on at teh TCOTs
No movie will be made, there will be some whining HURR HURR!!!! NO STUDIO WANTS TO TOUCH THIS PROJECT!!!! NO ACTORS WANT TO ACT IN IT!!!! NO CAMERA OPERATORS WANT TO FILM IT!!!!!! then the grifter will head to Brazil with all teh moneys.

183 freetoken  May 12, 2014 5:32:01pm

Another hot, dry, and very windy day here. The poor trees are having a terrible time. I found a few loquats yesterday, not very good.

Predictions are to hit 99F on Wed. Ack…

184 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:32:05pm

Dear Donald Sterling:

Stop.

Sincerely,

Gus

185 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 5:33:04pm

re: #177 Gus

One of the things I like about HRC is that she’s “hawkish.”

Well, she certainly correctly assessed Putin.

186 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 5:33:13pm

re: #182 Pie-onist Overlord

Whole lotta griftin’ goin’ on at teh TCOTs
No movie will be made, there will be some whining HURR HURR!!!! NO STUDIO WANTS TO TOUCH THIS PROJECT!!!! NO ACTORS WANT TO ACT IN IT!!!! NO CAMERA OPERATORS WANT TO FILM IT!!!!!! then the grifter will head to Brazil with all teh moneys.

Who is Gosnell, and why should I care?

187 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:33:41pm

re: #178 GeneJockey

“Sir, the question was, ‘Is this your handwriting?’”

188 NJDhockeyfan  May 12, 2014 5:33:51pm

WOW.

189 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:34:08pm

re: #183 freetoken

Another hot, dry, and very windy day here. The poor trees are having a terrible time. I found a few loquats yesterday, not very good.

Predictions are to hit 99F on Wed. Ack…

Got a feeling it’s going to be a scorcher this summer. Will be 90 here tomorrow in NC, but Wed thunderstorms, and it’s back down to the 70s for 5 whole days, if it lasts.

I hope I’m wrong.

190 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:34:25pm

re: #184 Gus

I understand that after 57 years of marriage to Donald, his wife has been thinking of maybe divorcing him for the last 20.

You’ve been warned, Donald.

191 Dave In Austin  May 12, 2014 5:34:51pm

re: #130 austin_blue

Everybody needs to go look at LT….. Getting scary and more entities want to drop more straws in. I fish it twice a week and launch off the dirt. It’s a 1/2 mile from the high water mark to the bank. You ask people to conserve but downstream, LCRA Board members are flooding rice fields 4 inches deep. At least thats the word on the lake.

We’ll get good rain tonite but it’s all down stream tomorrow.

192 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:35:10pm

Is it too late to pull off a crowdsourcing scam about getting a BENGHAZI movie made?

193 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:35:26pm

re: #180 Justanotherhuman

Well, a couple of times having sex, I thought I saw god.

I was just high on pot, though.

Most memorable sleep-out was with wife-to-be in a Cessna 182 on a dropzone in Kentucky. The seats were out for the next day’s jumps, and we were wrapped up in a ‘chute. There was no little sex, but it was rockin’ all night through a tremendous thunderstorm.

194 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:35:59pm

re: #179 b.d.

Left field, maybe. From the left, no. He’s an anti-interventionist, like the rest of the dudebros.

To be fair, Glenn is only an anti-interventionist when a democrat is president.

Glenn’s greatest trick is convincing some people that he is left wing.

I think Greenwald’s been fairly consistently anti-interventionist. He hates government, not just Obama.

I could be wrong though.

195 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 5:36:32pm

re: #193 Decatur Deb

Most memorable sleep-out was with wife-to-be in a Cessna 182 on a dropzone in Kentucky. The seats were out for the next day’s jumps, and we were wrapped up in a ‘chute. There was no little sex, but it was rockin’ all night through a tremendous thunderstorm.

Uhhh, who was flying that bird?

196 aagcobb  May 12, 2014 5:36:52pm

re: #192 b.d.

Is it too late to pull off a crowdsourcing scam about getting a BENGHAZI movie made?

That is an awesome idea, and now is definitely the time to grift the rubes.

197 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:37:40pm

The man has the rebranding skills of the republican party

198 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 5:38:15pm

uh oh

tema.livejournal.com

*ducks*

199 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:38:45pm

re: #196 aagcobb

That is an awesome idea, and now is definitely the time to grift the rubes.

They may be a little tapped out. They’re still saving up to buy their $58 Benghazi shower curtains from cafepress.

200 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 5:39:01pm

re: #180 Justanotherhuman

Well, a couple of times having sex, I thought I saw god

he likes to watch

201 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 5:39:10pm

re: #182 Pie-onist Overlord

Whole lotta griftin’ goin’ on at teh TCOTs
No movie will be made, there will be some whining HURR HURR!!!! NO STUDIO WANTS TO TOUCH THIS PROJECT!!!! NO ACTORS WANT TO ACT IN IT!!!! NO CAMERA OPERATORS WANT TO FILM IT!!!!!! then the grifter will head to Brazil with all teh moneys.

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The Gosnell matter would certainly make an interesting documentary film, particularly how in the world he was still in practice. If I were going to make a documentary on the subject, that would be the focus of it. Certainly, blatant medical malpractice, and it’s not as though this all came out of the blue; there were several previous complaints dating back to 1989. He had over 40 lawsuits filed against him over the course of three decades.

It would certainly make for a good cautionary tale; a complete and utter failure by regulators who chose to look the other way, with horrifying consequences.

202 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:39:28pm

re: #195 wheat-doggha — oo bird outside my window

Uhhh, who was flying that bird?

We were cutting each other out of the Army club, so it was our private crashpad for the night. Happy it didn’t fly itself.

203 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:39:53pm

re: #197 b.d.

He needs an intervention by Cliven Bundy.

204 b_sharp  May 12, 2014 5:40:24pm

re: #165 austin_blue

Ah, the good ol’ days!

Bumper Sticker:

“If This Van’s Rockin’, Don’t Come Knockin’!”

“Come on in”

205 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:40:49pm

re: #194 wrenchwench

I think Greenwald’s been fairly consistently anti-interventionist. He hates government, not just Obama.

I could be wrong though.

Glenn was all for Bush invading Iraq & Afghanistan:

I had not abandoned my trust in the Bush administration. Between the president’s performance in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, the swift removal of the Taliban in Afghanistan, and the fact that I wanted the president to succeed, because my loyalty is to my country and he was the leader of my country, I still gave the administration the benefit of the doubt. I believed then that the president was entitled to have his national security judgment deferred to, and to the extent that I was able to develop a definitive view, I accepted his judgment that American security really would be enhanced by the invasion of this sovereign country.

thedailybanter.com

That was different though, a republican was president.

206 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:40:50pm

re: #203 Skip Intro

He needs an intervention by Cliven Bundy.

It does lend credence to his wife’s thought, blaming it on dementia.

207 b_sharp  May 12, 2014 5:42:21pm

re: #175 GeneJockey

I flirted with the whole van idea back in the 1970s, but that was also when I was subscribing to no less than FOUR car magazines; Road & Track, Car and Driver, Motor Trend, and Sports Car Graphic.

I was like you, sort of. I didn’t read the mags, I built a few street-strip engines - ‘70 Camaro SS and a ‘57 Chevy for me, a ‘70 Camaro SS with a brother.

208 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 5:42:39pm

re: #196 aagcobb

That is an awesome idea, and now is definitely the time to grift the rubes.

Tell them to donate using bitcoins — almost anonymous and irreversible.

Bitcoins for Benghazi!!

209 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:42:48pm
210 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:43:45pm

re: #205 b.d.

Glenn was all for Bush invading Iraq & Afghanistan:

thedailybanter.com

That was different though, a republican was president.

Thanks for that. He’s a wingnut/dudebro hybrid, depending on prevailing conditions. Not even consistent.

I’d withdraw my last shred of respect for him, if I’d ever had one.

211 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 5:44:52pm

Man, it’s hot in LA. The dry desert weather is on us full force. Strange winds out of the east.

212 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:44:57pm
213 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:45:33pm

re: #207 b_sharp

I was like you, sort of. I didn’t read the mags, I built a few street-strip engines - ‘70 Camaro SS and a ‘57 Chevy for me, a ‘70 Camaro SS with a brother.

I read the mags, and I bought model cars, which my Perfectionism Paralysis prevented me from ever building.

BUT, I did memorize the displacement and horsepower of all the GM, Ford, and Mopar engines, the cars you could get them in, what transmissions they came with.

214 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 5:46:38pm

This is the kind of weather that makes mild law-abiding citizens suddenly commit hideous crimes.

215 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 5:47:55pm

lol

216 Eclectic Cyborg  May 12, 2014 5:48:10pm

I liked the Paul Reubens/GG comparison from yesterday but you know who also bears a striking resemblance to GG?

Bruno Tonioli from Dancing with the Stars.

217 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:48:22pm
218 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:48:32pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

This is the kind of weather that makes mild law-abiding citizens suddenly commit hideous crimes.

Those winds out of the east are something to be reckoned with. Always made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

219 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 5:48:40pm

re: #214 Charles Johnson

Red Wind.

220 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:49:37pm

re: #215 Charles Johnson

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lol

Have another drink on me, Tommy.

221 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 5:49:49pm

The jihad against underwear and mannequins continues
Mannequins banned from shops in Syrian jihadist stronghold

Syria’s most extreme jihadist faction issued a ban Monday on mannequins in shop displays and the sale of women’s underwear to male customers, a monitoring group said.

The decision by the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) in their northern stronghold of Raqa also bans men and women shopping together unless he is her husband, father or brother, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.

222 Stanley Sea  May 12, 2014 5:50:05pm

Catching Mad Men.

shhhhhh.

223 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:50:10pm

More Bad Craziness, and perhaps the worst reporting job in history:

New Hampshire House Explodes as Police Respond to Shooting

abcnews.go.com

224 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:50:33pm

re: #218 wrenchwench

Those winds out of the east are something to be reckoned with. Always made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Mistrals. I read ‘A Year In Provence’, and they talked about the Mistrals and how they would drive normally sane people to commit desperate acts.

225 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:51:14pm
226 Sergey Romanov  May 12, 2014 5:51:40pm

I wonder what kind of laws the Orthodox State of Luganda and Dombabwe will introduce.

227 wrenchwench  May 12, 2014 5:52:19pm

re: #224 GeneJockey

Mistrals. I read ‘A Year In Provence’, and they talked about the Mistrals and how they would drive normally sane people to commit desperate acts.

Santa Anas in So. Cal. See the Raymond Chandler Skip linked in #219.

228 psddluva4evah  May 12, 2014 5:52:39pm

WTF is Donald Sterling’s problem with Magic Johnson? What the hell has Magic ever done to him? And to make it bad, dude actually was in Magic’s presence often and smiling in his face.

Man, Donald Sterling, this is for you. The O’Jays had it right!

“Smile in your face, all the time want to take your place…”

The O’Jays - Backstabbers

229 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 5:53:03pm

re: #217 b.d.

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Right about now, Mr. Sterling should only be less than a dozen feet from the planet’s outer core.

230 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 5:53:18pm
231 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 5:54:01pm

re: #226 Sergey Romanov

I wonder what kind of laws the Orthodox State of Luganda and Dombabwe will introduce.

Polyphony might be outlawed?

monachos.net

232 Bubblehead II  May 12, 2014 5:54:27pm

re: #169 Pie-onist Overlord

HURR HURR!!!! I’M TEH VICTIM HEAR!!!!!!!

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Fuck you Hoft. Your scum

233 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:55:12pm

[sterling] I THINK THIS IS GOING WELL [/sterling]

234 GeneJockey  May 12, 2014 5:56:14pm

re: #227 wrenchwench

Santa Anas in So. Cal. See the Raymond Chandler Skip linked in #219.

It’s funny - up here in the Bay Area, we’re used to winds constantly blowing in off the ocean, sometimes gently, sometimes really not gently at all. When we get winds blowing from the east - offshore flow - its’ generally not very windy at all. Just fucking hot, like today.

235 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 5:56:16pm

Meet Vito Cammisano, Michael Sam’s Boyfriend.

abcnews.go.com

236 b.d.  May 12, 2014 5:57:26pm

Is there a Buy it Now option fro the Clippers on Ebay?

237 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 5:59:18pm

Iranian women post pictures of themselves without hijabs on Facebook

Thousands of Iranian women are taking off their veils and publishing pictures of themselves online, igniting a debate about the freedom to wear or not wear the hijab.

A Facebook page set up by London-based Iranian journalist Masih Alinejad 10 days ago has attracted more than 130,000 likes, with women across Iran sending unveiled pictures taken in parks, at the seaside and in the streets.

238 Gus  May 12, 2014 5:59:34pm

re: #215 Charles Johnson

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lol

Plural. Leftists. Was just one Tweet. Which I would add is highly objectionable.

239 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 5:59:46pm

Greenwald on Colbert tonight - I’ll be curious to see if Stephen does anything to puncture the Mighty G’s egomaniacal bubble or if he just helps promote the book like a good media tool.

240 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 6:00:02pm

re: #211 Charles Johnson

Man, it’s hot in LA. The dry desert weather is on us full force. Strange winds out of the east.

iphone says 90s in the bay area this week

technically this is against the law

241 Rightwingconspirator  May 12, 2014 6:00:28pm

re: #183 freetoken

Another hot, dry, and very windy day here. The poor trees are having a terrible time. I found a few loquats yesterday, not very good.

Predictions are to hit 99F on Wed. Ack…

The heat is on for the week. Driveway eggs anyone?

242 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 6:01:26pm

re: #237 Killgore Trout

Iranian women post pictures of themselves without hijabs on Facebook

At the same time, the religious police are often deployed on the streets, cracking down on those with “bad hijab” or arresting those who defy the rules.

i call band name

243 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 6:03:32pm

re: #240 dog philosopher

Oh, joy.

Prolonged period of hot and very dry conditions this week with potential record heat Tuesday through Thursday…

…Gusty Santa Ana winds and extreme fire danger to impact southwest California at times through Thursday…

A strong upper level high pressure system will build off the California coast California on Monday and edge closer to the region over the next few days. This in combination with a persistent offshore flow pattern near the surface will bring periods of gusty Santa Ana winds along with an extended period of hot and very dry conditions this week. In fact…record high temperatures will be possible Tuesday through Thursday.

Warmest coastal and valley locations are expected to climb into the lower to mid 90s on Monday…nudging upward into the mid to upper 90s by Tuesday. The hottest days of this early season heat wave are expected to be Wednesday and Thursday…when warmer coastal and valley locations are forecasted to reach 100 degrees.

wunderground.com

244 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 6:05:29pm

Large corporations are expecting to make serious money from Greenwald’s book. There’s going to be a lot of pressure on all the media’s blow-dried spokesholes to do their jobs and help everyone make a nice profit from the marketing of stolen top secret documents.

245 Gus  May 12, 2014 6:06:18pm

Oy. Donald Sterling…

246 Lidane  May 12, 2014 6:06:44pm
247 Bubblehead II  May 12, 2014 6:07:24pm

re: #175 GeneJockey

I flirted with the whole van idea back in the 1970s, but that was also when I was subscribing to no less than FOUR car magazines; Road & Track, Car and Driver, Motor Trend, and Sports Car Graphic.

Mine was in the 90s. Just felt it was more classier than a wam/bam and thank you mam that the sport crowd crowd projected.

248 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:07:47pm

re: #245 Gus

Oy. Donald Sterling…

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Needs a joint appearance with Bundy on The Daily Show.

249 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 6:08:19pm

re: #245 Gus

Oy. Donald Sterling…

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And Donald Sterling breaches the outer core of the Earth! And keeps going!!

250 b.d.  May 12, 2014 6:08:43pm

re: #244 Charles Johnson

Matt Lauer also started his interview by saying that NBC News and First Look Media had a collaboration agreement on the Snowden documents, any ruffling of Glenn might have slowed that cooperation down.

251 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 6:09:12pm

Bundy will make a fine new GM for the Clippers. Why doesn’t Donald just announce it?

252 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 6:09:16pm
253 Lidane  May 12, 2014 6:09:19pm
254 b.d.  May 12, 2014 6:11:14pm

re: #252 Charles Johnson

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Greenwald is a pawn of the 1%ers, I am glad that Anonymous is picketing him.

//?

255 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 6:12:28pm

In a way, Glenn Greenwald is the parasitic wasp of journalism.

256 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:13:21pm

Better photos of the fire/explosion at the standoff. Something in there was pretty energetic.

wcvb.com

(And to continue the story the reporter forgot, someone was taken out for treatment.)

257 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 6:15:39pm

re: #256 Decatur Deb

Better photos of the fire/explosion at the standoff. Something in there was pretty energetic.

wcvb.com

(And to continue the story the reporter forgot, someone was taken out for treatment.)

Meth lab?

258 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 6:16:00pm

re: #256 Decatur Deb

Better photos of the fire/explosion at the standoff. Something in there was pretty energetic.

wcvb.com

(And to continue the story the reporter forgot, someone was taken out for treatment.)

Meth lab?

259 wheat-doggha -- oo bird outside my window  May 12, 2014 6:17:01pm

re: #258 Justanotherhuman

Hah! beat you by 21 seconds!

260 Dr Lizardo  May 12, 2014 6:17:18pm

Good night, Lizards.

261 Bubblehead II  May 12, 2014 6:17:39pm

Night Lizards. Sleep restless and may the Deity of your choice scowl down upon you.

Wonder how many I caught with that one?

262 jaunte  May 12, 2014 6:19:34pm

Donald Sterling is a whiny whiner.

263 Stanley Sea  May 12, 2014 6:21:11pm

wtf is this Sterling fossil saying.

264 Charles Johnson  May 12, 2014 6:23:16pm
265 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:26:11pm

re: #257 wheat-doggha — oo bird outside my window

Meth lab?

re: #258 Justanotherhuman

Meth lab?

Optimists. That or a small quantity of powder. Don’t know that town, but NJ towns allow up to 5 lbs of smokeless powder. A buddy of mine was almost killed when his VFD walked in on 10 lbs.

266 b.d.  May 12, 2014 6:27:01pm

Unsavory characters being associated with Bitcoin!?!? Unpossible!

The Bitcoin Foundation appears to have stepped in it, again. Days after the foundation appointed a pair of new board members - Bobby Lee and Brock Pierce - nearly a dozen individual and corporate members are now resigning their association and withdrawing their sponsorship in protest.

At the heart of the situation are decade-old allegations against Pierce, a former child actor and failed dot-com entrepreneur, of child pornography, sexual misconduct, and embezzlement.

pando.com

267 William Barnett-Lewis  May 12, 2014 6:27:38pm

re: #265 Decatur Deb

Optimists. That or a small quantity of powder. Don’t know that town, but NJ towns allow up to 5 lbs of smokeless powder. A buddy of mine was almost killed when his VFD walked in on 10 lbs.

VFD?

268 Justanotherhuman  May 12, 2014 6:28:11pm

Going to watch Murder So Foul in Midsomer on Netflix, with a 70-something Honor Blackman in a starring role. Still fab after all these years, too.

Youtube Video

Have a great time watching Colbert…will check in the am. : )

269 Stanley Sea  May 12, 2014 6:28:14pm

From an Indy feed I follow. ha

270 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 6:28:42pm

There is a Flash Flood warning in effect for my location.

FLASH FLOOD WTF we live on the high ground.

The bad thunderstorms & tornadoes couldn’t find anything in Detroit that wasn’t already destroyed so they went to Cleveland.

271 Gus  May 12, 2014 6:29:01pm

Donald Sterling

“Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people,” said Sterling. “Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.”

272 Gus  May 12, 2014 6:30:04pm

re: #269 Stanley Sea

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From an Indy feed I follow. ha

Original Tweet:

273 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:30:04pm

re: #267 William Barnett-Lewis

VFD?

Volunteer Fire Department, putting out the idiot’s fire. The illegal weight invalidated his insurance.

274 jaunte  May 12, 2014 6:30:21pm

re: #271 Gus

Donald Sterling

“Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people,” said Sterling. “Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.”

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” Part 2.

275 William Barnett-Lewis  May 12, 2014 6:32:15pm

re: #273 Decatur Deb

Volunteer Fire Department, putting out the idiot’s fire. The illegal weight invalidated his insurance.

Ah. I should find out what the limit around here is… O_O

276 Skip Intro  May 12, 2014 6:32:25pm

re: #272 Gus

Looks like it’s in Dublin/San Ramon.

What kind of an asshole leaves their dog on top of a freeway median barrier?

Ah, I see it’s Walnut Creek. If possible, that’s an even worse place to dump the dog.

277 dog philosopher  May 12, 2014 6:33:42pm

re: #271 Gus

Donald Sterling

“Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people,” said Sterling. “Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.”

(moron + zillions of dollars) + internet and cable =>

278 TedStriker  May 12, 2014 6:36:01pm

re: #271 Gus

Donald Sterling

“Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people,” said Sterling. “Some of the African Americans, they don’t want to help anyone.”

279 Single-handed sailor  May 12, 2014 6:38:15pm

re: #276 Skip Intro

Looks like it’s in Dublin/San Ramon.

What kind of an asshole leaves their dog on top of a freeway median barrier?

North Main, Walnut Creek.

280 jaunte  May 12, 2014 6:39:21pm

281 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 6:39:40pm

re: #276 Skip Intro

Looks like it’s in Dublin/San Ramon.

What kind of an asshole leaves their dog on top of a freeway median barrier?

Donald Sterling.

282 b.d.  May 12, 2014 6:39:45pm

So The Weather Channel decided to get into a Twitter war today with the Ft. Worth City Council member who did that heart felt It gets better speech:

Douchebags, I’m deleting their app.

austin.culturemap.com

283 Pie-onist Overlord  May 12, 2014 6:40:28pm

re: #280 jaunte

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LOL at the crawl, still searching for the plane.

284 William Barnett-Lewis  May 12, 2014 6:40:34pm

re: #275 William Barnett-Lewis

Ah. I should find out what the limit around here is… O_O

alliantpowder.com

National fire code is 25 lbs or less in original containers. 25 to 50 lbs in a wooden magazine. Beyond that the requirements get interesting.

285 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:44:12pm

re: #275 William Barnett-Lewis

Ah. I should find out what the limit around here is… O_O

Often set by the town fire marshal—the insurance co. might have it’s own standard. Quantity/Distance Is Our Friend.

286 teleskiguy  May 12, 2014 6:47:38pm

re: #1 GeneJockey

Buy the muscle car! BUY IT! And take it to some straightaway highway in Nevada and let ‘er rip!

Signed, a hopeless ski bum

287 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:50:59pm

re: #284 William Barnett-Lewis

alliantpowder.com

National fire code is 25 lbs or less in original containers. 25 to 50 lbs in a wooden magazine. Beyond that the requirements get interesting.

Neat if you live in a wooden magazine. It will all be subject to local rules, inside Fed standards. NFPA is ‘voluntary’ guidance unless written into something with teeth.

288 teleskiguy  May 12, 2014 6:51:24pm

Hello Lizards!

I went skiing today. I know, big shock. In the last 3 days a little over two feet of snow fell at the Continental Divide in Colorado, and today didn’t disappoint at Arapahoe Basin. I had to remind myself occasionally that it is mid-May.

289 Killgore Trout  May 12, 2014 6:53:27pm

re: #244 Charles Johnson

Large corporations are expecting to make serious money from Greenwald’s book. There’s going to be a lot of pressure on all the media’s blow-dried spokesholes to do their jobs and help everyone make a nice profit from the marketing of stolen top secret documents.

That’s show business. Publicists won’t book their clients on shows who ambush guests and gusts that ambush guests don’t get bookings. It’s how they keep the advertisers happy.

290 Decatur Deb  May 12, 2014 6:54:29pm

Don’t Run Your ATV Tread On Me

trbimg.com

Dolts.

291 teleskiguy  May 12, 2014 7:01:01pm

If I go skiing tomorrow (if I can’t get anyone to go, that is, I’m not going by myself) it’ll be 80 ski days since 15 Nov. 2013.

And this year in Colorado was a good’un! Deep powder!

I’m at the (exactly) 1 minute mark on this video. That was a good day!

Youtube Video

292 teleskiguy  May 12, 2014 7:12:07pm

10 days ago today we went skiing up above Vail Pass. No chairlifts up there, but we did have mechanical transport.

Snow Machine Vroom Vroom

293 teleskiguy  May 12, 2014 7:17:33pm

And I have to say, I WANT one of these! I saw this guy tootling around on this and it looked like so much fun! It’s a 400 cc 4-stroke converted, the kit is like six and a half G’s. The owner wanted me to try it, and I wanted to so baaad! But I had ski boots on and it’s kind of hard to operate a dirt (ahem) snow bike transmission with ski boots on.

This thing will go anywhere in snow. Really. ANYWHERE.


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