Sarah Palin’s Word Salad of the Day: “It Will Be Surprising, and Yet Perhaps Not”

Half-wit half-governor weighs in
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All over the right wing universe, rage is the order of the day. I know, you’re asking, “What do you mean, Charles? Aren’t they always raging?”

Well, yes, but this particular ragefest has an extra ingredient: confusion and a dim sense of betrayal at Thad Cochran’s Mississippi primary win. Yes, Thad Cochran, a first class reactionary caveman in every way, is now not conservative enough for them.

And the idiot half-governor who nearly became Vice President is leading the marching morons down this confused and angry road, serving up another of her trademark incoherent word salads. It makes no sense, but it doesn’t have to; it’s the inchoate scream of terrified rage that’s important.

“Well, you know, as for the primary, and perhaps if it’s true, some shenanigans going on there, nothing should surprise you, but that’s old-school politics where it’s a bit of the status quo and that’s got to go.”

“It’s very rare in a Republican primary that the candidate who promises to bring home the bacon, promising bigger government, which is requiring higher taxes and more burdensome government actually pulls it off in the primary? That’s a rare thing,” Palin said. “So it’s — it will be surprising, and yet perhaps not, to find out what that cross-over of Democrat voters, how that does impact the general.”

“Well, if Republicans are going to act like Democrats, then what’s the use in getting all gung ho about getting Republicans in there?” Palin said. “So yeah, if Republicans aren’t going to stand strong on the planks in our platform, then it does no good to get all enthused about them anymore.”

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105 comments
1 Skip Intro  Jun 25, 2014 10:42:49am

The answer is so obvious Palin herself even saw it; start a third party of True Patriots.

What is she waiting for?

2 jaunte  Jun 25, 2014 10:43:08am

So working on voter turnout and constituent service can get you elected. Surprise, surprise.

3 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 10:43:09am

ICYMI from last week: Sarah Palin’s facebook

Check out this actual headline from the largest newspaper in Mississippi regarding next week’s GOP runoff for U.S. Senate: “Democrat Says He’s Leading Black GOTV Effort for Cochran” featuring the tale of Democrat James “Scooby Doo” Warren.

Ruh roh! In order to save an entrenched 42-year member of the good old boys club what kind of “Scooby snacks” has “DC” promised to Mississippi Democrats to intervene in the GOP runoff for U.S. Senate? Is returning someone to Washington after 42 years really THAT important? Like zoinks, man! Friends in Mississippi, don’t forget to get out and vote for Chris McDaniel on June 24th.

4 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 10:43:18am

re: #1 Skip Intro

The answer is so obvious Palin herself even saw it; start a third party of True Patriots.

What is she waiting for?

A cash offer.

5 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 10:45:04am

Remember back in 2008, when “Operation Chaos” was in full swing with Rush and other RWNJ urging their listeners to vote for Hillary so the GOP could crush her in the National Election?

6 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 10:45:42am

re: #4 wrenchwench

A cash offer.

The real money is in the merchandising.

7 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2014 10:47:15am
It’s very rare in a Republican primary that the candidate who promises to bring home the bacon, promising bigger government, which is requiring higher taxes and more burdensome government actually pulls it off in the primary? That’s a rare thing,”

Yes, it’s “rare thing”: See: Ronny Raygun.

8 nines09  Jun 25, 2014 10:47:51am

re: #4 wrenchwench

I’m wondering who pays her bills now and if it’s by the word. Man that’s an overmedicated paragraph there or two or maybe three. But who’s counting? I mean if we have to count, who does the counting? And do we care who counts? And if we don’t do we care? I mean if we have to count and we aren’t counting who does the tree make a sound for? If it falls?

9 Timothy Watson  Jun 25, 2014 10:48:50am

Word Salad: It’s What’s For Dinner

10 jaunte  Jun 25, 2014 10:49:31am
When an Ole Miss student challenged McDaniel’s past description of Mississippi as a “welfare state,” McDaniel stood by that characterization. Electing him would mean discarding Cochran, the presumptive next chairman of the Appropriations Committee in a potentially Republican Senate, for an outsider vowing no special deliveries for his constituents.

“I’m not going to do anything for you,”
McDaniel said on campus. “I’m going to get the government off your back, then I’m gonna let you do it for yourself.”

politico.com

Good plan!

11 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 10:49:43am

What the everloving fuck is she even talking about? Did Cochran ever actually espouse anything even remotely like a Democratic position? Or even remotely UNlike the Tea Party position?

12 b.d.  Jun 25, 2014 10:49:51am

RUN SARAH RUN!!!

13 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 10:51:36am

Operation Chaos

In late February 2008, Limbaugh announced “Operation Chaos,” a political call to action with the initial plan to have voters of the Republican Party temporarily cross over to vote in the Democratic primary and vote for Hillary Clinton, who at the time was in the midst of losing eleven straight primary contests to Barack Obama. Limbaugh has also cited the open primary process in the early primary states of New Hampshire and South Carolina, which allowed independent voters to cross over into the Republican primaries to choose John McCain over more conservative candidates (such as Fred Thompson), as an inspiration.

14 Dr. Matt  Jun 25, 2014 10:52:08am

Why am I shocked that the librul media still pays attention to this low-life nobody?

15 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 10:53:07am
“Well, if Republicans are going to act like Democrats, then what’s the use in getting all gung ho about getting Republicans in there?” Palin said.

This comes from a woman who passed a Windfall Profits Tax on oil in Alaska to support cash payments to Alaskans. If that’s not out-and-out redistribution of wealth, I don’t know what is.

16 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 10:53:38am

re: #13 Kragar

Operation Chaos

THAT’S DIFFERENT!!!

17 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 25, 2014 10:54:22am

re: #11 GeneJockey

What the everloving fuck is she even talking about? Did Cochran ever actually espouse anything even remotely like a Democratic position? Or even remotely UNlike the Tea Party position?

He asked for blacks to support him. That’s all it takes, regardless of his actual voting record.

18 Charles Johnson  Jun 25, 2014 10:54:24am
19 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 10:54:50am

re: #8 Nines All The Times

I’m wondering who pays her bills now and if it’s by the word. Man that’s an overmedicated paragraph there or two or maybe three. But who’s counting? I mean if we have to count, who does the counting? And do we care who counts? And if we don’t do we care? I mean if we have to count and we aren’t counting who does the tree make a sound for? If it falls?

How about some Bundy Ranch dressing on that salad?

20 nines09  Jun 25, 2014 10:56:04am

re: #10 jaunte

I’m not going to do anything for you,” McDaniel said on campus. “I’m going to get the government off your back, then I’m gonna let you do it for yourself. drown”
I think that sums up his platform, or the plank, which he would beat you with.

21 nines09  Jun 25, 2014 10:57:45am

re: #19 wrenchwench

How come she’s not out there shoulder to shoulder with like minded grifters? Opportunities missed.

22 makeitstop  Jun 25, 2014 10:58:10am

re: #12 b.d.

RUN SARAH RUN!!!

One of my Facebook wingnuts regularly posts Palin stuff, and he’s utterly convinced himself that Palin is smarter, better informed, and more in touch than anyone currently in government, Republican or Democrat.

He calls her ‘America’s woman on horseback.’ To his credit, his friends regularly mock him for this and he takes it in good humor. But he still actually believes it.

23 AntonSirius  Jun 25, 2014 10:58:19am

re: #5 Kragar

Remember back in 2008, when “Operation Chaos” was in full swing with Rush and other RWNJ urging their listeners to vote for Hillary so the GOP could crush her in the National Election?

Or back in 2003, when McDaniel himself voted in the Democratic primary?

24 Lidane  Jun 25, 2014 10:58:50am

re: #5 Kragar

Remember back in 2008, when “Operation Chaos” was in full swing with Rush and other RWNJ urging their listeners to vote for Hillary so the GOP could crush her in the National Election?

LIES! We all know history didn’t start until Obummer took office.

25 Ian G.  Jun 25, 2014 11:00:49am

re: #10 jaunte

Good plan!

Yes, the purpose of a representative in representative democracy is not to do the best to help out his/her constituents. It’s to rage incoherently against the status quo and in favor of some deranged political philosophy that’s 1/3 Ayn Rand, 1/3 John Calvin, and 1/3 Nathan Bedford Forrest. Bonus points if your state is desperately poor and falls at the bottom of every list of things you want to be at the top of. I’m sure cutting off the flow of federal transfer payments would do wonders for Mississippi.

26 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 11:01:28am
27 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:01:52am

In 2021, some PhD candidate in Semantics is going to write a really important thesis on Sarah Palin’s use of the word ‘all”.

28 theliel  Jun 25, 2014 11:04:13am

Sweet, Sweet, delicious tears. QQ more newbs. Form your third party.
Get Ross Perot out there!

The best part is that the TeaJiaddi could prolly get a few people elected to congress - then split the conservative vote for the next decade.

29 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 11:05:09am

The funniest part about all this is how the Tea Party wants to blame their loss on black people, but are trying to not be so obvious because they don’t want to be called “racists”.

30 Pie-onist Overlord  Jun 25, 2014 11:05:21am
31 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:05:39am

You know what if a natural disaster hit Alaska during Palin’s time as quitter err governor, she’d be the first demanding federal aid. Hell Alaska and Mississippi both are states that rely on a ton of federal aid to get by. Cochran is at least honest in that way.

32 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 11:06:10am

re: #21 Nines All The Times

How come she’s not out there shoulder to shoulder with like minded grifters? Opportunities missed.

Looks like she’s not the horsey type. The only images I found of her on a horse were from her photo shoot at the Reagan Ranch, one result of which became her book cover.

As you can see from this other shot, she’s hanging onto the saddle horn for dear life, an amateur move in the equestrian world.

33 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:06:41am

re: #28 theliel

Sweet, Sweet, delicious tears. QQ more newbs. Form your third party.
Get Ross Perot out there!

The best part is that the TeaJiaddi could prolly get a few people elected to congress - then split the conservative vote for the next decade.

Consider also that a GOP relieved of the necessity to kowtow to nutcases would be more likely to reach accommodation with Democrats and maybe actually get shit done.

34 nines09  Jun 25, 2014 11:07:05am

re: #29 Kragar

The funniest part about all this is how the Tea Party wants to blame their loss on black people, but are trying to not be so obvious because they don’t want to be called “racists”.

It’s killing them. They are stewing in their own juices.

35 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:07:16am

re: #32 wrenchwench

Looks like she’s not the horsey type. The only images I found of her on a horse were from her photo shoot at the Reagan Ranch, one result of which became her book cover.

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As you can see from this other shot, she’s hanging onto the saddle horn for dear life, an amateur move in the equestrian world.

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Trying to find ‘neutral”.

36 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:07:25am

“It’s very rare in a Republican primary that the candidate who promises to bring home the bacon, promising bigger government, which is requiring higher taxes and more burdensome government actually pulls it off in the primary? That’s a rare thing,”

Palin Promises To Keep Bacon Far Away From Home

will send federal tax revenues back to net contributor states like california and other bacon rich states

37 klys  Jun 25, 2014 11:07:27am

Some really gorgeous video has come out of the two tornadoes in NE this past month.

Youtube Video

38 Bulworth  Jun 25, 2014 11:08:35am

re:
#10

“I’m not going to do anything for you,” McDaniel said on campus. “I’m going to get the government off your back, then I’m gonna let you do it for yourself.”

Yes, this will allow hard working individuals with jobs to get to work on those water treatment systems, air-traffic control towers, and highways.

Also, too, but isn’t promising to “get government off your back” the same thing as “doing something” for voters? Not a very good thing in my estimation to benefit only some voters, but it would be doing something for those voters in any event. But he’s honest in saying he wouldn’t do anything for college students.

39 BroncD  Jun 25, 2014 11:08:37am
“to stand strong on the planks in our platform…”

Can someone please tell her it’s not an actual platform?

40 Joanne  Jun 25, 2014 11:09:41am

re: #5 Kragar

Remember back in 2008, when “Operation Chaos” was in full swing with Rush and other RWNJ urging their listeners to vote for Hillary so the GOP could crush her in the National Election?

Hey, that’s completely besides the point! And, shut up, also, too!

41 jaunte  Jun 25, 2014 11:09:58am

re: #38 Bulworth

He really means he wants let people who can afford to do things do more. If you can’t afford to do things, too bad. Very Randian.

42 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 11:09:59am

re: #39 BroncD

Can someone please tell her it’s not an actual platform?

Might need an actual plank to make the point.

43 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:10:19am

re: #36 dog philosopher

“It’s very rare in a Republican primary that the candidate who promises to bring home the bacon, promising bigger government, which is requiring higher taxes and more burdensome government actually pulls it off in the primary? That’s a rare thing,”

Palin Promises To Keep Bacon Far Away From Home

will send federal tax revenues back to net contributor states like california and other bacon rich states

If I were a smaller-minded person than I am, I might actually favor having folks like Pappy O’Dannell McDaniel getting elected and carrying out their plans to scorch the earth of their own constituents. Those who voted for him would deserve it, but the rest of the state wouldn’t.

44 Bulworth  Jun 25, 2014 11:10:47am

Also too isn’t promising “not to do anything for you” basically just promising to get paid being a congresscritter for doing nothing?

45 Killgore Trout  Jun 25, 2014 11:11:25am

Sunni Militants Advance Toward Large Iraqi Dam

Iraqi security officials said Wednesday that fighters with the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria were advancing on the Haditha Dam, the second-largest in Iraq, raising the possibility of catastrophic damage and flooding.

47 jaunte  Jun 25, 2014 11:11:47am

Mississippi probably has one of the least level economic playing fields in the US, and McDaniel just promised to tip it even further in favor of the wealthiest.

48 Bulworth  Jun 25, 2014 11:12:14am

I mean does anyone applying for a job tell his prospective employer that he isn’t “going to do anything for you”? I think that’s just called ‘not working’.

49 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:12:37am

re: #44 Bulworth

Also too isn’t promising “not to do anything for you” basically just promising to get paid being a congresscritter for doing nothing?

It’s something I’ve never understood about die hard TP voters. Why on earth would you want someone representing you whose whole schitick is being against pretty much everything. It’s like how they nominate people who hate government. I don’t need a government cheerleader in there but I want someone representing me who not only understands how the government works but respects it too.

50 Joanne  Jun 25, 2014 11:13:14am

re: #30 Pie-onist Overlord

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That, is excellent! I’d say “bite me” but it’s little mouth is, uhm, a bit tied up.

51 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:13:45am

“Why should I hire you?”
“Well I won’t do anything but complain about the fact that I believe I can do your job better than you can.”
“I’m impressed. When can you begin work?”

52 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:13:51am

Bad craziness everywhere.

53 Pie-onist Overlord  Jun 25, 2014 11:14:20am

re: #52 Gus

Bad craziness everywhere.

Fairtaxers are TEH MOAST BAD CRAZIE.

54 nines09  Jun 25, 2014 11:14:26am

re: #30 Pie-onist Overlord

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What’s the “safe” word? Thad?

55 Bulworth  Jun 25, 2014 11:14:38am

So McDaniel was basically running to become a congressional welfare recipient, living off of everyone else’s cash. And he lost. How about that?

56 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:15:13am

re: #55 Bulworth

So McDaniel was basically running to become a congressional welfare recipient, living off of everyone else’s cash. And he lost. How about that?

That’s Senator Welfare Recipient (R) to you.

57 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:15:25am

re: #53 Pie-onist Overlord

Fairtaxers are TEH MOAST BAD CRAZIE.

Was a very thad night last night for the racist wingnuts.

58 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:15:44am

re: #49 HappyWarrior

It’s something I’ve never understood about die hard TP voters. Why on earth would you want someone representing you whose whole schitick is being against pretty much everything. It’s like how they nominate people who hate government. I don’t need a government cheerleader in there but I want someone representing me who not only understands how the government works but respects it too.

They start from the belief that Government CAN’T work, therefore there’s no point in trying to make it work, and any attempt to use the power of government to make people’s lives better only perpetuates the (to them) mistaken belief that Government can have a positive effect.

That is, unless they want to use it to prevent people they don’t like doing things of which they don’t approve. Then it’s all “Rule of Law!!”

59 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:16:41am

re: #58 GeneJockey

They start from the belief that Government CAN’T work, therefore there’s no point in trying to make it work, and any attempt to use the power of government to make people’s lives better only perpetuates the (to them) mistaken belief that Government can have a positive effect.

That is, unless they want to use it to prevent people they don’t like doing things of which they don’t approve. Then it’s all “Rule of Law!!”

Precisely.

60 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:17:00am

re: #44 Bulworth

Also too isn’t promising “not to do anything for you” basically just promising to get paid being a congresscritter for doing nothing?

they’re supposed to promise smaller gummint and you get to keep more of your money which if you don’t have any money you ain’t gonna get none of mine and if you get flooded tough luck so vote for me

61 AntonSirius  Jun 25, 2014 11:17:43am

re: #28 theliel

The best part is that the TeaJiaddi could prolly get a few people elected to congress - then split the conservative vote for the next decade.

All those ripe gerrymandered districts, just waiting to be picked from the tree of liberty.

62 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:18:25am

re: #60 dog philosopher

they’re supposed to promise smaller gummint and you get to keep more of your money which if you don’t have any money you ain’t gonna get none of mine and if you get flooded tough luck so vote for me

Unless I get flooded. Then it’s different, and the government is bad for not spending enough or moving fast enough.

63 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:18:40am

re: #53 Pie-onist Overlord

Fairtaxers are TEH MOAST BAD CRAZIE.

Nope. Wait ‘til the pre-Constitutionalists take hold.

64 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 11:19:10am

From Freedomworks

If the only way the K Street wing of the GOP establishment can win is by courting Democrats to vote in GOP primaries, then we’ve already won.

What exactly did they win?

65 Joanne  Jun 25, 2014 11:19:39am

re: #48 Bulworth

I mean does anyone applying for a job tell his prospective employer that he isn’t “going to do anything for you”? I think that’s just called ‘not working’.

It’s hard work doing nothing all the time. Screaming NO aon a day-in, day-out basis takes a lot out of a person, donchano.

66 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 11:19:56am

re: #52 Gus

Bad craziness everywhere.

I tried to report your twit stalker, but they don’t seem to care about my report unless I am the one being stalked, or your ‘legal representative’.

67 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:19:58am
68 Bulworth  Jun 25, 2014 11:20:28am

re:
#364

They’ve made the party purer. I mean they’ve pushed the incumbents further to the right. No, wait..

69 NJDhockeyfan  Jun 25, 2014 11:20:28am
70 Aqua Obama  Jun 25, 2014 11:20:51am

Some tea partier even crazier than Joe Wilson won the SC-02 Democratic primary last night.

Phil Black wants to abolish the Federal Reserve and return the country to the gold standard. He wants to eliminate the federal Department of Education. He wants to put the Bible back in schools and make students wear uniforms. He’s pro-life. (“Shee-han is, too, so a Democrat can be,” he says, referring to gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen.) He will push hard for congressional term limits. He does not think gay people will inherit the kingdom of heaven. And on June 10, he won the Democratic primary to run for Congress in South Carolina’s second district.

Black didn’t raise any money in his primary but knows he’ll have to in order to beat powerful Rep. Joe Wilson. “Statistically, I could win this thing,” he says. “If I do, Washington will not be the same.”

Black ran three times in the Republican primary against Wilson. In 2008 he won 15 percent of the primary vote. In 2010 he won 17 percent. In 2012 he won 19 percent. This year, he decided to try something different and filed to run as a Democrat.

free-times.com

71 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:20:56am

re: #63 Decatur Deb

Nope. Wait ‘til the pre-Constitutionalists take hold.

So many crazies, so little country. You got your Fair Taxers, your Sovereign Citizens, your Randians, your Christianists, and the folks who tie it all up in one burning bag of dog shit on America’s porch.

72 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:20:58am

re: #62 GeneJockey

Unless I get flooded. Then it’s different, and the government is bad for not spending enough or moving fast enough.

because the first principle of conservatism is that the government is run entirely with my money, and all you other people are just taking it from me

73 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:21:00am

re: #66 wrenchwench

I tried to report your twit stalker, but they don’t seem to care about my report unless I am the one being stalked, or your ‘legal representative’.

Thanks. I’ll be doing that shortly. Had enough of his psycho shit.

74 HappyWarrior  Jun 25, 2014 11:21:31am

re: #67 Gus

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Or maybe they didn’t want to take a chance of having a neo-confederate asshole as their senator, Mr. I once told a black caller to take the bone out of her nose.

75 Lidane  Jun 25, 2014 11:21:50am

re: #55 Bulworth

So McDaniel was basically running to become a congressional welfare recipient, living off of everyone else’s cash. And he lost. How about that?

Apparently, McDaniel forgot how Katrina affected Mississippi.

Telling people you’re not going to do anything for them when you’re running for office is basically telling them that if they lose everything in the next hurricane, oh well. Why would anyone vote for that?

76 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:22:48am

re: #71 GeneJockey

So many crazies, so little country. You got your Fair Taxers, your Sovereign Citizens, your Randians, your Christianists, and the folks who tie it all up in one burning bag of dog shit on America’s porch.

They’re still hard to find. Here’s an example from a UK site:

freethinker.co.uk

Basically, they think Threepers are far-left.

77 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:23:18am

any chance enough baggers will sit on their angry little hands this fall to elect whatever democrat is running against cochran?

assuming there is such an animal

78 AntonSirius  Jun 25, 2014 11:24:15am

re: #64 Kragar

From Freedomworks

What exactly did they win?

A year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni, and a copy of the home game.

79 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:25:04am

re: #73 Gus

Thanks. I’ll be doing that shortly. Had enough of his psycho shit.

if she had a suitcase full of drugs, vodka and ether she could be your legal representative.

80 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2014 11:25:20am

Multiple + + + + for use of the word inchoate .

RBS

81 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:25:56am

re: #76 Decatur Deb

They’re still hard to find. Here’s an example from a UK site:

freethinker.co.uk

Basically, they think Threepers are far-left.

“Pre-Constitutionalist” reminds me of the line from HHGG about how “many thought it was a mistake to come down from the trees, while others thought even the trees were a mistake and they should never have left the water.”

82 EPR-radar  Jun 25, 2014 11:26:02am

re: #22 makeitstop

One of my Facebook wingnuts regularly posts Palin stuff, and he’s utterly convinced himself that Palin is smarter, better informed, and more in touch than anyone currently in government, Republican or Democrat.

He calls her ‘America’s woman on horseback.’ To his credit, his friends regularly mock him for this and he takes it in good humor. But he still actually believes it.

It gets much less amusing when one realizes that this Facebook wingnut would most likely cheerfully kill or maim anyone given instructions from Princess Dumbass to do so.

83 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:26:34am

What right wing racism? /

84 GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 25, 2014 11:26:42am

“I’m foar small gummint. Lemme proof it to yas by votin fer a polytishun!”

85 Dark_Falcon  Jun 25, 2014 11:26:50am

re: #35 Decatur Deb

Trying to find ‘neutral”.

Heck with neutral, just go with Ann Romney’s response to that pic:

“I can ride a horse better than that, even Mitt can ride better than that! So why isn’t my husband president?”

/I’m sort of kidding.

86 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:27:52am

re: #76 Decatur Deb

They’re still hard to find. Here’s an example from a UK site:

freethinker.co.uk

Basically, they think Threepers are far-left.

oh, cool - it’s those anti-federalists i’ve been expecting!

87 Gus  Jun 25, 2014 11:27:54am

Sarah Palin wants to form a third party. I have a suggestion. The can call it The Confederate Party.

88 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2014 11:28:25am

re: #22 makeitstop

One of my Facebook wingnuts regularly posts Palin stuff, and he’s utterly convinced himself that Palin is smarter, better informed, and more in touch than anyone currently in government, Republican or Democrat.

He calls her ‘America’s woman on horseback.’ To his credit, his friends regularly mock him for this and he takes it in good humor. But he still actually believes it.

My favorite lines about her… “She’s playing 4 dimensional chess when the dims are playing checkers”, “She’s living rent free in the medias head” and of course, lets not forget “If you’re not taking flak, you’re not over the target”.

89 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:29:28am

re: #22 makeitstop

One of my Facebook wingnuts regularly posts Palin stuff, and he’s utterly convinced himself that Palin is smarter, better informed, and more in touch than anyone currently in government, Republican or Democrat.

He calls her ‘America’s woman on horseback.’ To his credit, his friends regularly mock him for this and he takes it in good humor. But he still actually believes it.

There was a guy on the Bowsite like that. He was CONVINCED that Palin was overwhelmingly popular in America, and that if she ran for President it would be smooth sailing all the way to the White House. A corollary of this was his belief that Liberals lived in mortal fear of her actually doing this, because they knew she’d win easily.

Sweet guy. Truly salt-of-the-earth. Dumb as a post, though, politically.

90 Kragar  Jun 25, 2014 11:29:40am

re: #88 RealityBasedSteve

“If you’re not taking flak, you’re not over the target”.

Or you stumbled into an ambush and just got massacred.

91 EPR-radar  Jun 25, 2014 11:30:04am

re: #87 Gus

Sarah Palin wants to form a third party. I have a suggestion. The can call it The Confederate Party.

The cornerstone speech would provide an adequate starting point for the party platform. The most important revision would be adding sufficient hatred of the poors.

92 Dark_Falcon  Jun 25, 2014 11:30:50am

re: #88 RealityBasedSteve

My favorite lines about her… “She’s playing 4 dimensional chess when the dims are playing checkers”, “She’s living rent free in the medias head” and of course, lets not forget “If you’re not taking flak, you’re not over the target”.

sarah Palin is missing that those flashes are flares not FLaK, and they are being fired because she’s DERP-bombing her own side. Or in World Cup vernacular:

OWN GOAL!

93 dog philosopher  Jun 25, 2014 11:31:49am

re: #87 Gus

Sarah Palin wants to form a third party. I have a suggestion. The can call it The Confederate Party.

i’m considering starting a twitter campaign to encourage her to act on her suggestion right away

preferably soon enough to run write in candidates against republicans this fall

94 EPR-radar  Jun 25, 2014 11:33:06am

re: #92 Dark_Falcon

sarah Palin is missing that those flashes are flares not FLaK, and they are being fired because she’s DERP-bombing her own side. Or in World Cup vernacular:

OWN GOAL!

Sarah Palin is a fair representative of a significant fraction of the GOP. In that sense, she is merely a symptom as opposed to being the true problem.

95 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:33:58am

re: #88 RealityBasedSteve

My favorite lines about her… “She’s playing 4 dimensional chess when the dims are playing checkers”, “She’s living rent free in the medias head” and of course, lets not forget “If you’re not taking flak, you’re not over the target”.

It’s like the folks who try to defend things like Creationism or AGW Denial by saying, “They laughed at Galileo!”

Yeah, sure, they laughed at Galileo. But they also laughed at a whole lot more people who were just plain wrong.

96 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 11:34:53am
97 GeneJockey  Jun 25, 2014 11:36:59am

re: #94 EPR-radar

Sarah Palin is a fair representative of a significant fraction of the GOP. In that sense, she is merely a symptom as opposed to being the true problem.

The thing about her is that, for all that she’s plainly only in it for the money and fame; that she couldn’t hack a single term as governor of one of the biggest and emptiest of the Big Empty States; and that she can’t speak without becoming hopelessly lost in Word Salad with Buzzword Dressing, she is able to tap directly into the sense of persecution and resentment that animates the current Right.

98 Self Respecting Woman Voter Against the GOP  Jun 25, 2014 11:38:20am

re: #96 wrenchwench

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Wow! Amazing that there is a photo and horrific in seeing an actual image.

99 RealityBasedSteve  Jun 25, 2014 11:38:44am

re: #95 GeneJockey

It’s like the folks who try to defend things like Creationism or AGW Denial by saying, “They laughed at Galileo!”

Yeah, sure, they laughed at Galileo. But they also laughed at a whole lot more people who were just plain wrong.

“They laughed at Galileo, They laughed at Columbus, I’m in good company”

yea, but they also laughed at Bozo.

RBS

100 Decatur Deb  Jun 25, 2014 11:52:52am

re: #96 wrenchwench

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Looks like those people are on a naval/governmental ship (uniforms). Might be recovered contraband or colonial prisoners. (There are problems with another of the photos in that twitter sequence.) The US importation was pretty much suppressed before the invention of mobile cameras.

101 Khal Wimpo  Jun 25, 2014 11:56:07am

re: #29 Kragar

The funniest part about all this is how the Tea Party wants to blame their loss on black people, but are trying to not be so obvious because they don’t want to be called “racists”.

Your post has now been made ironic by the new item above.

Cue the third party breakaways in 3, 2, …

102 wrenchwench  Jun 25, 2014 12:07:03pm

re: #100 Decatur Deb

Looks like those people are on a naval/governmental ship (uniforms). Might be recovered contraband or colonial prisoners. (There are problems with another of the photos in that twitter sequence.) The US importation was pretty much suppressed before the invention of mobile cameras.

Thanks, I was wondering about that.

103 ObserverArt  Jun 25, 2014 12:34:58pm

re: #97 GeneJockey

The thing about her is that, for all that she’s plainly only in it for the money and fame; that she couldn’t hack a single term as governor of one of the biggest and emptiest of the Big Empty States; and that she can’t speak without becoming hopelessly lost in Word Salad with Buzzword Dressing, she is able to tap directly into the sense of persecution and resentment that animates the current Right.

I think she taps into the same type of people she is. Ignorant, lazy, clueless, hateful, spiteful…and full up to the neckline with pure bullshit.

She is they and they are her. Sad, but that’s the way it is.

104 Backwoods_Sleuth  Jun 25, 2014 12:43:04pm

re: #96 wrenchwench

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I looked for the picture. It is indeed slaves.
East African slaves taken aboard HMS Daphne. Credit: National Archives UK

105 1Peter G1  Jun 26, 2014 5:59:06pm

Well she does have a degree in communicatering.


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