Lindsey Graham says being a bachelor is really no impediment to getting elected President, and he even has a great plan to handle that uncomfortable situation when people ask, “But where’s your First Lady?” Lindsey Graham Says He’ll Have a ‘Rotating First Lady’.

“I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating first lady,” Graham, who has never married, recently told the Daily Mail Online.

During the interview, Graham also said his sister, Darline Graham Nordone, could fill the spot. Nordone, who is married and has two children, did play an important role at Graham’s campaign announcement this month by introducing her brother, sharing how he helped take care of her after the two lost both of their parents at a young age.

The jokes. They write themselves.