So Long, Ted Cruz. It’s Been Real.

Stick a fork in him, he’s done
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As I write this, Ted Cruz has been gassing on and on at his concession speech in Indiana, but he’s toast. Donald Trump crushed him tonight, again. And this is the end of his campaign.

So the theocratic GOP candidate is done. Thank the flying spaghetti monster. The Trumpenstein is now the presumptive GOP nominee. And cyberstalker Chuck C. Johnson is out $5400.

Now we watch as #NeverTrump morphs slowly, reluctantly into #GoTrumpGo.

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