Tech Note: Two Factor Authentication Comes to LGF

Something you know, and something you have
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Security has always been a priority in the design of the software that powers Little Green Footballs. As soon as I began writing the code, back in the Paleolithic Era when we were still using flat files instead of a database, I realized that I needed to spend a lot of attention on protecting the site as well as possible. And so far, this effort — and it takes a lot of effort! — has paid off. LGF has never been hacked or compromised, although there have been lots and lots of attempts over the years. No website connected to the Internet can ever be 100% safe from hacking, but we do our best to stay current on security matters.

And today I’m announcing the next step to make our system as secure as possible: two factor authentication for signing in to your LGF account.

What is it?

The “traditional” way of signing in to a website employs a username and password. You can make this fairly secure by ensuring your password isn’t easily guessed; the best way to do this is to set up passwords that are long strings of random numbers, letters and punctuation symbols, with a password manager such as 1Password (which I use and love).

But the drawback of using just a password for security is that you have only one point of failure; if a hacker guesses or gains access to your password, it’s game over, man. And if you were foolish enough to use the same password at more than one website, you could find yourself in a heap of trouble.

This is where two factor authentication (“2FA” for short) comes in. Your password is something you know. Two factor authentication still requires a password, but adds something you have: a cell phone or authenticator app. This makes a hacker’s life much more difficult because the password is no longer the sole point of access.

How it works at LGF

First, please note that this is completely optional; you can continue using a password without setting up 2FA. (But please make sure it’s a good strong password that you’re not using at other sites.)

Our two factor authentication system gives you two options for setting it up: you can give us your cell phone number and we’ll send an automatic text message to it when you sign in, with a six-digit verification code that you enter after your username and password. Or you can use an authenticator app which doesn’t require a cell phone connection; the app generates a single-use verification code for you to use. Most authenticator apps are free, which is always nice.

Presently we only support the most common cell phone carriers in the US and Canada, so if your carrier isn’t in our list you’ll have to use an authenticator app. There are many authenticator apps available for all kinds of desktop and mobile devices; on my Mac/iPhone system, I really like 2STP Authenticator because it’s very simple to set up on the iPhone and syncs automatically with a companion app on your Mac desktop machine, so you can sign in with it even if your cell phone isn’t handy.

How to set up 2FA at LGF

The place to set up 2FA is in your Account Settings, where you’ll see the following new section:

That shows what it looks like after configuring it, but when you first see the 2FA section, it will look like this:

You can configure either a cell phone or an authenticator app, or both. If you set up both options, you can choose which one will be used by clicking the “Preferred” option. The “Enabled” checkbox simply turns 2FA on and off for your account.

We’ll start by setting up a cell phone. Click the “Configure Cell Phone” button and the following dialog pops up:

Enter your cell phone number, including the area code; you’ll notice that the text field automatically formats it for you, so just type the numbers. Then choose your cell carrier from the drop-down list. If your carrier isn’t in the list, well… sorry, but you’ll have to use an authenticator app instead. (If you’d like us to add your carrier to the list, contact us and let us know which one you use and we’ll see if it’s possible.)

A note about cell phone numbers: when we store your number in our database, it’s encrypted with a very strong encryption method, and the key is stored off-site to keep everything as secure as possible.

When you’ve entered your number and selected your carrier, click the “OK” button and this dialog appears:

If everything is set up correctly, you’ll now receive a text message with a verification code that you should enter, to confirm that your cell phone is working with our system. And that’s all there is to it! When your cell phone is configured, the 2FA section will look like this; notice that the “Enabled” checkbox is checked, and “Cell Phone” is now the “Preferred” method:

Important: to configure an authenticator app, you should first go to your device’s app store and download the app you want to use, because you’ll need it to complete the setup.

When you click “Configure Authenticator App,” the following dialog appears:

(Instead of “SECRET_CODE,” you’ll see a string of random letters and numbers.)

You can configure the authenticator app in one of two ways: by using it to scan the QR code you see in the screenshot above, or by manually setting it up by entering the secret code displayed in the box. (And by the way, that’s not a valid code in the screenshot.)

Scanning it is the simplest way; just point your cell phone’s camera at the QR code and it should automatically recognize it, scan it, and set up the proper information for you. When the app is set up, click the “OK” button and you’ll see the following dialog asking you to enter the verification code from the app, to confirm that everything’s cool.

After configuring the authenticator app, the Preferred method will automatically be set to “Authenticator App,” but you can always change it back to the cell phone if you wish.

Finally, you can also get a list of 10 backup codes by clicking the “Backup Codes” button. This brings up the following dialog:

The backup codes are a fall-back in case you don’t have access to your cell phone or authenticator app. Each backup code can only be used one time, and then it’s deleted from your list. In this dialog you can choose to print the list of codes, download a text file containing them, or generate a new list if you’re running out of codes.

That, dear readers, is that. And remember, you can always disable 2FA by going to your Account Settings and unchecking the “Enabled” box.

Enjoy your enhanced sign-in security!

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369 comments
1
PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:21:20pm

Thanks, Charles.

2
Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:22:15pm

Never been hacked, but has been DDOSed to hell and back. Lord, I get the shakes when I remember them dark days.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:22:38pm

Thanks for the work Charles.

Back to snark

Melania you are NEVER to wear jeans. #dresslikeawoman goddamnit.

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:22:40pm

Feel the electricity.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:23:19pm

AND, it’s another glaring example of pay to play.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:24:31pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:24:49pm

re: #3 Stanley Sea

Thanks for the work Charles.

Back to snark

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Melania you are NEVER to wear jeans. #dresslikeawoman goddamnit.

Somebody must have just shown Don the video of Tom getting sacked.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:26:03pm

re: #3 Stanley Sea

That looks like…. a funeral dirge. They can’t even do a Super Bowl party right. Sure, the hall is nice, but it looks like everyone is pissy. And Melania knows the cameras are on her.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:26:45pm

re: #5 Stanley Sea

AND, it’s another glaring example of pay to play.

What a day honey, let’s spend it at a table in a golf club CLOSE to POTUS.

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Skip Intro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:26:45pm

re: #3 Stanley Sea

Good to see Melania enjoying herself.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:27:27pm
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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:28:07pm

Fuck that flag!

AT LAN TA

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:28:16pm

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:29:03pm

re: #3 Stanley Sea

Hmph. You did not mention the 3 ladies who sang America the Beautiful were from the Broadway show Hamilton. From what I have seen on Great Performances: Hamilton’s America that must have been a very good version of that song.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:29:24pm

How do you watch a football game in a banquet hall like that? Half the people aren’t even facing.

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Skip Intro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:29:43pm
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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:31:50pm

re: #3 Stanley Sea

Thanks for the work Charles.

Back to snark

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Melania you are NEVER to wear jeans. #dresslikeawoman goddamnit.

I wonder if anyone who roots for the Falcons there gets the stink eye?

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:07pm

QUESTIONS PRESENTED
I. Did the Appeals Court Err by Requiring
Petitioners to Provide Legal Precedent for
their “Novel Constitutional Claim” in Light of
the Expert Evidence Provided?
II. Did the Appeals Court Err by Not Issuing a
Declaratory Finding that U.S. Officials
Exercised their Powers in an Unconstitutional
Manner While Performing 2016 Inauguration
Duties?
III. Did the Appeals Court Err by Not Issuing a
Writ of Mandamus Prohibiting the
Inauguration of Donald J. Trump and Mike
Pence Based Upon 2016 Presidential Election
Outcomes?
IV. Did the Appeals Court Err by Failing to Find
that 17 U.S. Intelligence Agencies Under the
Executive Branch of Government Concluded
that Russia Invaded U.S. Cyber Territory in
2016 to Influence Election Outcomes?

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:08pm

Hmmm… .

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — An official in U.S. President Donald Trump’s Cabinet and at least one of his advisers gave paid speeches for organizations linked to an Iranian exile group that killed Americans before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, ran donation scams and saw its members set themselves on fire over the arrest of their leader.

Elaine Chao, confirmed this week as Trump’s transportation secretary, received $50,000 in 2015 for a five-minute speech to the political wing of the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, previously called a “cult-like” terrorist group by the State Department. Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani also was paid an unknown sum to talk to the group, known as the MEK.

bostonherald.com

More at the Boston Herald.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:18pm
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scottslemmons  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:36pm

Guardians!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Big Game Spot

Look out! I tried, guys.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:38pm

The yam has gotta be pissed his team is getting the whoop ass so far.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:32:56pm

re: #17 Skip Intro

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:33:30pm

re: #20 Anymouse

Hmmm… .

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — An official in U.S. President Donald Trump’s Cabinet and at least one of his advisers gave paid speeches for organizations linked to an Iranian exile group that killed Americans before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, ran donation scams and saw its members set themselves on fire over the arrest of their leader.

Elaine Chao, confirmed this week as Trump’s transportation secretary, received $50,000 in 2015 for a five-minute speech to the political wing of the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, previously called a “cult-like” terrorist group by the State Department. Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani also was paid an unknown sum to talk to the group, known as the MEK.

bostonherald.com

More at the Boston Herald.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:33:31pm

re: #15 lawhawk

How do you watch a football game in a banquet hall like that? Half the people aren’t even facing.

Pay to play, drag the bummed to fuck family along.

It’s gross.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:00pm

re: #23 allegro

The yam has gotta be pissed his team is getting the whoop ass so far.

Executive Order shutting down the Falcons is soon to come.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:09pm

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:40pm

Love Walkin

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scottslemmons  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:43pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

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Didn’t they do that one a few years ago? I think I remember it enraged the wingnuts then, too.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:50pm

re: #18 b.d.

I wonder if anyone who roots for the Falcons there gets the stink eye?

The staff know they need to keep quiet.

God to need that money, which they do.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:34:56pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

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A SuperBowl party with not one beer to be found anywhere…

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:35:04pm
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Patricia Kayden  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:35:22pm

re: #16 Charles Johnson

That’s what I would look like if I were married to Trump. Not enough money in the world.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:36:31pm

re: #29 gocart mozart

Love Walkin

Me too. A vignette from when that ad was aired:

My nephew: Christopher Walken never ages!

Me: That’s only because he’s always been old to you.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:37:28pm

re: #34 Patricia Kayden

That’s what I would look like if I were married to Trump. Not enough money in the world.

Melania looks like should might defect on a foreign trip…

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:38:02pm

That article gets better (if better means worse):

Giuliani has acknowledged being paid for his appearances at MEK events. However, he hasn’t filed a government disclosure form since his failed 2008 Republican presidential bid, so it’s unclear how much the MEK has paid him in total. Giuliani did not respond to an AP request for comment sent through his aides.

Gingrich has also spoken to the MEK before, including at a gala in 2016, although it is not clear whether or how much he was paid. Gingrich could not be reached for comment. The White House also did not comment.

(and)

The MEK formed in 1965. They embraced both Marxism and the idea of an Islamic government after the violent overthrow of the American-backed shah who ruled Iran at the time. Their name, Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, means “the People’s Holy Warriors.”

They carried out a string of targeted assassinations hitting Iranian officials, as well as Americans. However, the MEK today blames a Marxist splinter faction of the group for killing the Americans.

The MEK fled Iran and later found refuge from Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. Heavily armed by Saddam, MEK forces launched cross-border raids into Iran during its with war with Iraq, further alienating the group from average Iranians. The MEK says it renounced violence in 2001.

The State Department has described the MEK as having “cult-like characteristics.” When French police arrested Rajavi in 2003 as part of a terrorism investigation, MEK members responded by lighting themselves. At least two people died.

Over the years, the MEK has said their organization receives money from Iranians to fund their operations. However, the group has been targeted by a series of investigations around the world for running charity scams.

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petesh  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:38:53pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

I take it this writ was soundly ignored? There has been so much going on I can’t keep up …

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:40:25pm

re: #20 Anymouse

Hmmm… .

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — An official in U.S. President Donald Trump’s Cabinet and at least one of his advisers gave paid speeches for organizations linked to an Iranian exile group that killed Americans before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, ran donation scams and saw its members set themselves on fire over the arrest of their leader.

Elaine Chao, confirmed this week as Trump’s transportation secretary, received $50,000 in 2015 for a five-minute speech to the political wing of the Mujahedeen-e-Khalq, previously called a “cult-like” terrorist group by the State Department. Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani also was paid an unknown sum to talk to the group, known as the MEK.

bostonherald.com

More at the Boston Herald.

Elaine Chao, Transportation Secretary.
Wife to Senate Majority Leader McConnell (R-Obstructionist)

None of these people associated with Bannon/Trump or the GOP can ever claim to be the moral/ethical betters of anyone. Ever.

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:41:03pm
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nines09  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:41:22pm
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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:41:52pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

What is this? Newly filed?

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Moebym  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:41:53pm

Thanks, Charles. I’ll have to set up 2FA now before I inevitably forget.

re: #3 Stanley Sea

Each and every person at the table looks like me at pretty much every party - bored, socially awkward, and wanting to leave ASAP.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:41:57pm

re: #40 Kragar

Let me guess. “… but the emails.” ///

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:42:58pm

re: #23 allegro

The yam has gotta be pissed his team is getting the whoop ass so far.

He gives no shits. He just wants to dominate those around him.

Those stupid marks. Paid all that money….

GAH

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:44:05pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:44:48pm

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:45:11pm

re: #44 PhillyPretzel

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blueraven  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:45:17pm

FALCONS!

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:45:36pm

Australia Tests Secret “Sun-Sucker” Ray Gun

Scottsbluff, Nebr: Australia’s military is testing its so-called “sun-sucker” ray gun on the Intermountain West of the USA - at 5:30 PM today all of the sunlight was sucked around the world to the Land Down Under.

Australia’s secret machine has been been beset by problems in the past, most notably that it only works for twelve hours.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:45:44pm

Falcons. Are. On. Fire.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:45:55pm

Fantastic.

Go AT LAN TA

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nines09  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:46:28pm

And in Stupor Bowel news, it looks like the Brooklyn Islanders are leading the San Francisco 76er’s by 7 love in the 2nd period. That’s my story. Sticking to it.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:46:42pm

The park is going to be insane tonight. I’m gonna be out there with ‘em.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:46:43pm

re: #44 PhillyPretzel

Let me guess. “… but the emails.” ///

But Her E-mails! Expect Delays
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:47:24pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:48:01pm

Haven’t followed football the last few years because the NFL buried evidence that head injuries lead to CTE - and mental health issues, including depression, suicidal thoughts, and other behavior issues.

So, this is the first time all year I’m watching, and seeing NE get pummeled on the scoreboard is a wonderful thing.

Don’t get cocky kids. Bury them. Take nothing for granted. Destroy NE.

If it means Trump is grumpy tomorrow, so much the better.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:48:38pm
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TedStriker  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:48:52pm

re: #53 nines09

And in Stupor Bowel news, it looks like the Brooklyn Islanders are leading the San Francisco 76er’s by 7 love in the 2nd period. That’s my story. Sticking to it.

Anyone watch the Puppy Bowl?

/

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:33pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:48pm

So, I guess for Der Trumpenfuhrer this is like watching Jessie Owens absolutely own the ‘36 Olympics.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:51pm

I put my phone across the room to keep from texting my NE relatives and talking shit. They deserve it but I’ll wait.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:52pm

re: #57 lawhawk

Don’t get cocky kids. Bury them. Take nothing for granted. Destroy NE.

Hey! What does Nebraska have to do with this? /s

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:53pm

re: #54 allegro

The park is going to be insane tonight. I’m gonna be out there with ‘em.

I hate to jump forward, the Pats are known to kill us in the end.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:49:55pm

re: #59 TedStriker

Ask Backwoods. I think she mentioned it the previous thread.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:51:04pm

Loving this. Feels even better knowing Brady is pals with Trump.

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stpaulbear  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:51:06pm

re: #32 b.d.

A SuperBowl party with not one beer to be found anywhere…

And men with weapons at all the doors.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:51:11pm

Brady sitting on the bench sulking like a deplorable. SAD!

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:51:16pm

re: #63 Anymouse

I think the NE is New England. I know it is not in this case Northeast High School.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:51:59pm

If Lady Gaga’s halftime witchcraft stuff comes out benefiting the Patriots, I’ll be pissed.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:52:17pm

re: #64 Stanley Sea

I hate to jump forward, the Pats are known to kill us in the end.

I hear ya. Keep reminding myself of the playoff game where the Houston Oilers were up 34-0 at halftime. Lost.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:52:52pm

re: #70 b.d.

If Lady Gaga’s halftime witchcraft stuff comes out benefiting the Patriots, I’ll be pissed.

She’s from New York I believe. No self respecting NY witch would help a NE team right, Lawhawk?

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:52:54pm

“The Fate of the Furious,” aka “Vin Diesel’s Bank Account Is Empty.”

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:13pm

Has Drudge sent out his photographers to Atlanta to catch an African American celebrating wrongly?

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:31pm

re: #72 HappyWarrior

She’s a New Yorker, but beats me who she’s a fan of.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:32pm

A car guy joke, courtesy of Fark:

The Alfa Romero Halftime Report will cost twice as much as it should and break down a third of the way through.

But it will be delivered with such passion!

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:37pm

re: #69 PhillyPretzel

I think the NE is New England. I know it is not in this case Northeast High School.

Hence my /s.

Some wingnut on Yahoo called me a “gay liberal” yesterday for using the word “hence” in an answer on Yahoo Answers.

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:54pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:54:59pm

re: #75 lawhawk

She’s a New Yorker, but beats me who she’s a fan of.

I know. Was just teasing.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:55:40pm

re: #64 Stanley Sea

I hate to jump forward, the Pats are known to kill us in the end.

But good fans are fun as hell either way!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:55:51pm

re: #78 jaunte

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Never thought about that heh.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:56:42pm

re: #42 Stanley Sea
This is all i know.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:57:22pm

re: #80 Stanley Sea

But good fans are fun as hell either way!

So, regardless of which team winning, will FOX News Channel call out all the “inner city white thugs” if they start doing things like overturning cars or other signs of celebration, or will they be all “lone wolves?”

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:58:05pm

So many sharks have been jumped…

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:58:10pm

re: #80 Stanley Sea

But good fans are fun as hell either way!

Much more fun when they’re celebrating. And I have a half dozen sausage cheese kolaches invested!

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:58:16pm

re: #82 gocart mozart

This is all i know.

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GREAT. Need more legal analysis.

After game re-post, K?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:58:21pm

MLK would be rooting for the Falcons.//

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Moebym  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:58:23pm

re: #83 Anymouse

“Spirited fans”

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TedStriker  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:59:11pm

re: #81 HappyWarrior

Never thought about that heh.

I hope Atlanta does win the Super Bowl, just so the Falcons can tell Trump to sit on it and spin if he does invite the winner to the WH, which I’m not sure that he even would if it’s not the Patriots.

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Timothy Watson  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:59:32pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

QUESTIONS PRESENTED
I. Did the Appeals Court Err by Requiring
Petitioners to Provide Legal Precedent for
their “Novel Constitutional Claim” in Light of
the Expert Evidence Provided?
II. Did the Appeals Court Err by Not Issuing a
Declaratory Finding that U.S. Officials
Exercised their Powers in an Unconstitutional
Manner While Performing 2016 Inauguration
Duties?
III. Did the Appeals Court Err by Not Issuing a
Writ of Mandamus Prohibiting the
Inauguration of Donald J. Trump and Mike
Pence Based Upon 2016 Presidential Election
Outcomes?
IV. Did the Appeals Court Err by Failing to Find
that 17 U.S. Intelligence Agencies Under the
Executive Branch of Government Concluded
that Russia Invaded U.S. Cyber Territory in
2016 to Influence Election Outcomes?
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That’s Birther-level stupid.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:59:42pm

re: #83 Anymouse

So, regardless of which team winning, will FOX News Channel call out all the “inner city white thugs” if they start doing things like overturning cars or other signs of celebration, or will they be all “lone wolves?”

White fans will be “troubled youth.”

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No Depression  Feb 5, 2017 • 4:59:45pm

That compilation of Brady getting smashed they just showed made me smile.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:00:07pm

re: #92 No Depression

That compilation of Brady getting smashed they just showed made me smile.

Tom’s looking a bit deflated.

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MsJ  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:00:39pm

re: #59 TedStriker

Anyone watch the Puppy Bowl?

/

Yes, actually. Mom was watching. She just left.

I want Hope. The cutest darned puppy.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:00:46pm

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:01:41pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:01:58pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

Tom’s looking a bit deflated.

I see what you did there. +1

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No Depression  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:02:07pm

re: #93 Targetpractice

Tom’s looking a bit deflated.

I bet. His performance is taking the air out of every living room in New England.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:02:08pm

re: #78 jaunte

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It’s amazing to me how we have normalized the fact that a President has banned a mainstream news organization such as CNN from the White House. Imagine the brouhaha if President Obama had banned Fox News despite their blatant bias.

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petesh  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:03:06pm

re: #82 gocart mozart

I love the fact that Uncle Joe is the lead defendant, if that’s the right term here. I have absolutely no hope that the Supremes would take up the case, but it does brighten the day. Thanks for pointing it out.

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Eventual Carrion  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:03:06pm

re: #77 Anymouse

Hence my /s.

Some wingnut on Yahoo called me a “gay liberal” yesterday for using the word “hence” in an answer on Yahoo Answers.

“Why you talk like a fag?”

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:03:09pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:03:48pm

re: #95 De Kolta Chair

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“Tonight, Dear Leader announces that Julio Jones is to be deported to Sweden. Jones claims he’s not from there.”

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:04:09pm

re: #95 De Kolta Chair

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BREAKING: Trump grants emergency pardon of Aaron Hernandez…

//

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:04:46pm

re: #101 Eventual Carrion

“Why you talk like a fag?”

[Anymouse lights cigarette]

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William Lewis  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:04:54pm

re: #57 lawhawk

Haven’t followed football the last few years because the NFL buried evidence that head injuries lead to CTE - and mental health issues, including depression, suicidal thoughts, and other behavior issues.

So, this is the first time all year I’m watching, and seeing NE get pummeled on the scoreboard is a wonderful thing.

Don’t get cocky kids. Bury them. Take nothing for granted. Destroy NE.

If it means Trump is grumpy tomorrow, so much the better.

If nothing else, it’s always a good thing to see Belacheat get his ass handed to him.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:04:55pm

Who makes guys wear suits to a Super Bowl party? (rhetorical question)

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:05:40pm

re: #105 Anymouse

Like anyone who understands British English.

I know a “fag” is a cigarette in British slang.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:06:10pm

re: #107 allegro

Who makes guys wear suits to a Super Bowl party? (rhetorical question)

A guy who requires women “dress” like women?

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:06:44pm

There is some weapons grade stupid in the Wonkette deleted comments today. Wow.

wonkette.com

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:07:07pm

re: #106 William Lewis

If nothing else, it’s always a good thing to see Belacheat get his ass handed to him.

Him, Brady, Kraft, & all the smug NE fans I know who think everyone is just jealous.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:08:40pm

re: #82 gocart mozart

I don’t know what the remedy would be. There is no constitutional mechanism for a do over, the only remedy is impeachment and a Court can’t order that. Even if everything they claim is proven correct, this is going nowhere.

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:09:10pm

re: #107 allegro

Who makes guys wear suits to a Super Bowl party? (rhetorical question)

Still following his daddy’s rules.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:09:55pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:10:09pm

Sorry I know we have NE fans here and I have NE fan friends elsewhere but after how tough last year was, I admit I’ll get some scheanfraude from NE losing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:10:40pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:10:48pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:11:58pm

re: #103 Targetpractice

“Tonight, Dear Leader announces that Julio Jones is to be deported to Sweden. Jones claims he’s not from there.”

re: #104 b.d.

BREAKING: Trump grants emergency pardon of Aaron Hernandez…

LOL x2!

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:12:43pm
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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:13:20pm

Our dear leader is just a very odd man.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:13:58pm

re: #119 Anymouse

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I hate that Bud makes good commercials. I’m having a New Belgium Citradelic.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:14:38pm

Another rendition of the National Anthem? What is this, the World Series?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:14:57pm

heh

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:15:18pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:16:07pm

re: #123 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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Hey I member that guy on the right. Pretty good President as I recall.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:16:26pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:16:46pm

I like Lady G, but fingers crossed that her pal Anthony Benedetto shows up.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:16:57pm
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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:17:49pm

re: #127 De Kolta Chair

I would like to see Tony too. His voice is beautiful.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:18:03pm

Gaga performed and Cirque d’Soleil showed up.

Neat intro with the drones flying in the background with the colors that go into a flag formation. Great pipes, but she needs to spend more than 10 seconds on each song.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:18:14pm

re: #121 HappyWarrior

Harpoon IPA here. It’s trad, dad. ;-)

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:18:15pm

re: #128 Anymouse

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Well Dave, where’s your National Review? Oh wait, you guys advised the yam on judges.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:18:37pm

re: #21 Charles Johnson

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:19:12pm

re: #131 De Kolta Chair

Harpoon IPA here. It’s trad, dad. ;-)

Harpoon is good. I like to try new beers but New Belgium is one of my favorite American breweries.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:20:24pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

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This idiot does know that Coca-Cola is a MULTI-national company and the SB an international event. Poor conservative snow flake.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:21:37pm

wonkville.net
Distinguished political theorist explains the significance of the Super Bowl in terms even NFL fans can understand

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:21:56pm

re: #131 De Kolta Chair

Got myself a Brooklyn East IPA, and it’s very good. Not the hops bomb that so many other IPAs have become. Nicely balanced. Crisp. Refreshing.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:22:46pm
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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:22:47pm

Has Gaga always had that ink on her left thigh?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:23:24pm
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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:23:54pm

Have I missed the witchcraft part yet?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:24:05pm

I’m not a fan but Gaga can put on a show.

143
No Depression  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:24:34pm

Man I haven’t heard these songs in ages.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:24:55pm

re: #141 b.d.

Have I missed the witchcraft part yet?

The part where she was a liberal woman with more talent in her pinky than Alex has in his whole body.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:25:12pm

re: #143 No Depression

Man I haven’t heard these songs in ages.

Yeah brings me back to college.

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:25:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:26:34pm

epic flailing:

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:26:38pm

re: #141 b.d.

Wiki entry for Salem MA resident Laurie Cabot.
en.wikipedia.org

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:27:07pm

I almost forgot about Putin stealing that ring.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:27:11pm

Listening to the game on the radio… they just went from President Gag Me to Lady Gaga.

Hair Furor blabbered on about nothing when asked about his comment about equivocating Putin and our nation being killers. Whatever happened to pursuing a question until it is clearly answered?

Now the radio is reporting that Lady Gaga behaved herself…

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:27:14pm

Not gonna gripe over the velvet rope surrounding Trump at his Super Bowl party - that’s a USSS decision to maintain a security cordon. He’s in a fishbowl and he can’t get any adulation, even in familiar settings. His wife looks miserable. They are not happy campers.

Think Obama’s Super Bowl party pictures was in the WH theater.

But to me the biggest difference is how Trump and Obama respond/react to children and animals. Obama went out of his way to interact with kids, no matter whose they were. He had fun - it is one of the few things that you could see joy in his face with all the pressure that a president faces. Trump? He doesn’t interact with anyone more than he absolutely has to. Kids sense it too.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:27:30pm

LOL

No Witchcraft, no liberal ranting against Dear Leader.

Wingnuts must be soooo dissappointed…

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Belafon  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:27:52pm

re: #60 Kragar

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We won’t notice anything different.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:29:05pm

Lre: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

I almost forgot about Putin stealing that ring.

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Haha. Kraft’s Putin story reminds me of Mr. Burns giving Castro a trillion dollar bill.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:29:32pm

re: #152 b.d.

LOL

No Witchcraft, no liberal ranting against Dear Leader.

Wingnuts must be soooo dissappointed…

It was a conspiracy to make us look bad!

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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:04pm

re: #154 HappyWarrior

L

Haha. Kraft’s Putin story reminds me of Mr. Burns giving Castro a trillion dollar bill.

Trillion Dollar Coin

The trillion dollar coin is a concept that emerged during the United States debt-ceiling crisis in 2011, as a proposed way to bypass any necessity for the United States Congress to raise the country’s borrowing limit, through the minting of very high-value platinum coins. The concept gained more mainstream attention by late 2012 during the debates over the United States fiscal cliff negotiations and renewed debt-ceiling discussions. After reaching the headlines during the week of January 7, 2013, use of the trillion dollar coin concept was ultimately rejected by the Federal Reserve and the Treasury. Five days later, Senate Minority Whip John Cornyn announced that Senate Republicans would end their threat to block an increase in the debt ceiling.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:05pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:12pm

So, where was the witchcraft I was promised? Did Alex Jones get turned into a newt yet?

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TedStriker  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:19pm

re: #103 Targetpractice

“Tonight, Dear Leader announces that Julio Jones is to be deported to Sweden. Jones claims he’s not from there.”

For those not getting the reference:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:36pm
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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:37pm

Coca Cola liked my tweet.

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stpaulbear  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:40pm

re: #151 lawhawk

Not gonna gripe over the velvet rope surrounding Trump at his Super Bowl party - that’s a USSS decision to maintain a security cordon. He’s in a fishbowl and he can’t get any adulation, even in familiar settings. His wife looks miserable. They are not happy campers.

Think Obama’s Super Bowl party pictures was in the WH theater.

But to me the biggest difference is how Trump and Obama respond/react to children and animals. Obama went out of his way to interact with kids, no matter whose they were. He had fun - it is one of the few things that you could see joy in his face with all the pressure that a president faces. Trump? He doesn’t interact with anyone more than he absolutely has to. Kids sense it too.

Pribus looks like he’s been dropped into solitary confinement in all of those pictures.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:43pm

re: #156 Anymouse

Trillion Dollar Coin

Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba.//

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:31:48pm
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Anymouse  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:32:28pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:32:46pm
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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:33:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:34:01pm

heh

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:34:03pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:34:33pm

Yow!

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TedStriker  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:36:07pm

re: #151 lawhawk

Not gonna gripe over the velvet rope surrounding Trump at his Super Bowl party - that’s a USSS decision to maintain a security cordon. He’s in a fishbowl and he can’t get any adulation, even in familiar settings. His wife looks miserable. They are not happy campers.

Think Obama’s Super Bowl party pictures was in the WH theater.

But to me the biggest difference is how Trump and Obama respond/react to children and animals. Obama went out of his way to interact with kids, no matter whose they were. He had fun - it is one of the few things that you could see joy in his face with all the pressure that a president faces. Trump? He doesn’t interact with anyone more than he absolutely has to. Kids sense it too.

It’s true…children and animals CAN sense evil.

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:36:09pm

84 Lumber?

Gaga is, as usual, awesome.

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CleverToad  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:36:37pm

re: #85 allegro

Much more fun when they’re celebrating. And I have a half dozen sausage cheese kolaches invested!

Dang. Now I want a sausage cheese kolache and the only place I know that sells ‘em is twenty miles away.
:P

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Amory Blaine  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:36:56pm

She did open up with Woody Guthrie…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:37:03pm

#SB51: @ladygaga drops the mic on her halftime show performance.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:37:36pm

re: #174 Amory Blaine

She did open up with Woody Guthrie…

Technically Irving Berlin, GBA was first.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:38:05pm

84 Lumber? They have a very interesting choice in an ad. But yeah, the corporations were more concerned about inclusiveness than an admin that looks to gut rights.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:38:34pm

[nobody] Coldplay was better!! [/nobody]

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:38:44pm

Her huge political statement was part of the (I can’t remember, I had to say it at the beginning of every school day)

“One Nation Under God, Indivisible.”

shocking!

/

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:39:16pm

Did I miss the clydsdales?

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:39:24pm
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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:39:51pm

Audi!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:39:57pm

re: #180 Birth Control Works

Did I miss the clydsdales?

Don’t think so. I’ve been waiting for that one. I hate Bud’s beer but I love the Clydesdales.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:40:11pm

The Fox blonds at the Super Bowl are doing a gung ho job passing out finger food once every quarter, if they’re lucky.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:40:31pm

re: #152 b.d.

re: #158 Targetpractice

The only way to get witchcraft is to contact the woman mentioned in my comment at #148

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:40:42pm

84 Lumber Super Bowl Commercial - The Entire Journey

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:40:55pm

re: #183 HappyWarrior

Don’t think so. I’ve been waiting for that one. I hate Bud’s beer but I love the Clydesdales.

Oh, I think they are doing one on immigration and the founders.

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:41:42pm

re: #184 De Kolta Chair

The Fox blonds are doing a gung ho job passing out finger food once a quarter, if they’re lucky.

Call them what they are: Barbie Dolls.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:42:05pm

re: #187 Birth Control Works

Oh, I think they are doing one on immigration and the founders.

I know. I could relate. My German ancestors brewed beer too.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:42:18pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:42:46pm

re: #186 FormerDirtDart

84 Lumber must have a lot of immigrant workers, and good for the company for representing. Hope they pay their workers what they deserve, or should I say what they’ve earned.

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:43:26pm

Friend of mine nailed the moment.

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Feline Fearless Leader  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:43:31pm

re: #183 HappyWarrior

Don’t think so. I’ve been waiting for that one. I hate Bud’s beer but I love the Clydesdales.

Placeholder Clydesdale. Not selling beer however.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:44:21pm

re: #193 Feline Fearless Leader

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Placeholder Clydesdale. Not selling beer however.

They’re lovely horses.

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PhillyPretzel  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:44:27pm

re: #193 Feline Fearless Leader

Beautiful horse. :)

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:44:55pm

re: #189 HappyWarrior

I know. I could relate. My German ancestors brewed beer too.

Mine made bricks

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Amory Blaine  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:45:03pm

All the big American brewers add cheap sugar to their beer (adjuncts). Miller uses corn, Bud uses rice. Yech.

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petesh  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:45:04pm

re: #181 Charles Johnson

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Please, please, let Trump decided to boycott Twitter!

I’ll miss his delirium, but I want to find out what happens when all the bullshit is pent up without public release.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:45:18pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:46:21pm

re: #196 Birth Control Works

Mine made bricks

Here it is!

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:46:35pm

ah, here is the busch ad.

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:47:11pm

Snoop and Martha!

who’d a thunk it?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:47:15pm

Snoop and Martha!

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:48:59pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:50:00pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:50:14pm

re: #129 PhillyPretzel

I would like to see Tony too. His voice is beautiful.

There’s something about jazz and blues singing that improves with age. Just picking three examples out of a hat, I caught the legends Anita O’Day, Abbey Lincoln and Rosemary Clooney several times in their later years and they all got more soulful with age.

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Amory Blaine  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:50:23pm

Sad!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:50:33pm

hahahahaaaa

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:50:35pm

re: #202 Birth Control Works

Their tv show was actually pretty funny. Odd pairing that works.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:51:07pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:51:29pm

re: #204 lawhawk

What did you think of the Guardians of The Galaxy 2 trailer?

Me, I am so amped.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:52:45pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:53:27pm

re: #211 De Kolta Chair

I think it’s going to do gangbusters. They got the same kind of irreverent tone as the first, introduce a few new characters, remind people of the old ones - and let everyone know that Baby Groot is going to be the go-to toy for Christmas :)

214
HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:53:54pm

Touchdown!

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:53:59pm
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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:54:07pm
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worldknot  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:54:09pm

STEELERS WOULD HAVE WON

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No Depression  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:54:09pm

The look on Belicheat’s face was priceless.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:54:13pm

And with that Atlanta TD, Donald Trump ambles off to bed, Melania staying behind to party hardy with the cabana boys.

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:55:13pm
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TedStriker  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:55:22pm

re: #198 petesh

Please, please, let Trump decided to boycott Twitter!

I’ll miss his delirium, but I want to find out what happens when all the bullshit is pent up without public release.

I don’t, because many of us might wind up as part of self-lighting glass-floored parking lots…

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:55:51pm

re: #205 lawhawk

Looks like a Trump voter. Sad.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:56:11pm

Well, this should be fun….

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mmmirele  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:56:26pm

re: #19 gocart mozart

This looks whack. Do you have a background on this?

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Belafon  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:56:49pm

The Melissa McCarthy ad was funny.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:56:52pm

re: #216 jaunte

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If that’s not a metaphor for this administration, I don’t know what is.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:57:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:57:20pm
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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:57:29pm

re: #226 HappyWarrior

But wait, there’s more:

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:57:48pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:57:53pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Waaah.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:58:05pm

Oh that’s hilarious. Sports caster mentions everyone BUT Pence in that shot. LOL

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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:58:35pm

Now, I want an Audi!

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Belafon  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:58:41pm

The hair care commercial will have Trump ban all hair care products.

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The Ghost of Senator Incitatus  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:58:43pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

Collosal fucking wuss.

Masculinity made of talc.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:58:43pm

re: #232 allegro

Oh that’s hilarious. Sports caster mentions everyone BUT Pence in that shot. LOL

Buck mentioned Pence.

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Moebym  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:59:19pm

LOL. If only:

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:59:24pm

re: #223 FormerDirtDart

Well, this should be fun….

Damn, and I was really hoping he could make it to our annual Cinco de Mayo party this year.

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makeitstop  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:59:37pm

Between the Spicer skit on SNL and that Kia spot on Superbowl, I’d say Melissa McCarthy pretty much wins the weekend.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 5:59:41pm

Nappies…

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Timothy Watson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:00:34pm

re: #217 worldknot

STEELERS WOULD HAVE WON

The Redskins would have won!

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:00:40pm

re: #240 FormerDirtDart

Nappies…

[Embedded content]

Leaving your own party half way through?

Whah!

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:01:27pm

re: #236 HappyWarrior

Buck mentioned Pence.

He did? Huh.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:01:30pm

He’ll be tweeting manically any moment now…

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:01:34pm

re: #217 worldknot

STEELERS WOULD HAVE WON

Steelers would have at least made it a game. No I’m not bitter!

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:01:51pm

re: #239 makeitstop

Between the Spicer skit on SNL and that Kia spot on Superbowl, I’d say Melissa McCarthy pretty much wins the weekend.

It took about 30 seconds into the SNL skit to realize who it was… that’s how much she immersed herself in that character. SNL has been hitting the political skits out of the ballpark, FWIW. McCarthy has been doing some bang up physical comedy.

She’s inventing her own class of comedy there… forget comparing her to others.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:01:56pm

re: #243 allegro

He did? Huh.

Yeah. He pointed him out.

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The Ghost of Senator Incitatus  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:02:46pm

re: #229 jaunte

Never forget—Trump is a terrible, terrible businessman with no actual management skills.

He is, however, an aggressive seller of his personal brand.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:03:04pm

BURN…

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Amory Blaine  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:03:06pm

re: #228 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:03:15pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:03:31pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:03:32pm

re: #247 HappyWarrior

Yeah. He pointed him out.

I must need another drink to lubricate mah ears.

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makeitstop  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:04:36pm

re: #246 lawhawk

It took about 30 seconds into the SNL skit to realize who it was… that’s how much she immersed herself in that character. SNL has been hitting the political skits out of the ballpark, FWIW. McCarthy has been doing some bang up physical comedy.

She’s inventing her own class of comedy there… forget comparing her to others.

Her ad was the first today to make me LOL. A little self-referential poking at her liberalism, too. She wins.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:05:35pm

I know nothing. Someone tweeted that to me and I posted it here.
Perhaps should be called a “Writ of Magicponydamnit”

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:06:05pm

Dammit. Trump leaves and now the Pats score. Coincidence?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:06:28pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:06:34pm

Missed the extra point! ROFLMAO

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Skandal  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:07:13pm
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JasonA  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:08:00pm

Thread

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:08:35pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:09:46pm

OMG Pats are desperate. Onside kick? Now?

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Kragar  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:10:01pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:10:11pm

re: #261 Charles Johnson

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Who the hell us this guy to lecture on man cards anyhow? Gaga isn’t my favorite musician but I respect talent.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:10:33pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:11:06pm

re: #205 lawhawk

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So-called quarterback….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:11:26pm
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makeitstop  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:11:59pm

re: #262 allegro

OMG Pats are desperate. Onside kick? Now?

How soon before they roll out the dirty plays?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:12:09pm

re: #266 Barefoot Grin

So-called quarterback….

So called QB Brady, sad!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:12:28pm

re: #258 allegro

Missed the extra point! ROFLMAO

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:13:33pm

re: #265 Backwoods_Sleuth

Man cards revoked indefinitely.

I wonder what he thinks about guys who leave the game early because their team is losing.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:13:38pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:13:49pm

re: #261 Charles Johnson

Think Walsh just got himself red carded.

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No Depression  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:14:39pm

Real men don’t give a shit about “man cards”.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:14:41pm

re: #268 makeitstop

How soon before they roll out the dirty plays?

They tried a flea flicker and it didn’t work. Now an onside kick that didn’t work. *snicker* Cool.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:15:20pm

re: #263 Kragar

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lol, just change the date

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Timothy Watson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:15:24pm

re: #273 lawhawk

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Think Walsh just got himself red carded.

“Red carded”? That sounds like commie kick-ball!1!! Get him!!!

///

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:15:36pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:15:42pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:16:53pm

Courtesy of Fark:

This is such a disaster Marky Mark is already discussing story notes with Peter Berg

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:16:53pm

re: #277 Timothy Watson

5 minute major!

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fern01  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:17:17pm

re: #267 Backwoods_Sleuth

Don’t read the comments - they explain why Trump is in the White House

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:17:37pm
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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:18:48pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:20:07pm

Oh? He’s not gonna like that one!

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teleskiguy  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:21:06pm
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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:22:14pm

Consider Curt Schilling fucking pawned!!!!

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Ace Rothstein  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:22:16pm

I will gladly turn in my man card when I buy front row seats to see Gaga the next time she’s in Houston.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:22:27pm
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:22:54pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:10pm
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JasonA  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:13pm

wait whut

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:37pm

lordt, this is pathetic:

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:41pm
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Belafon  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:23:52pm

re: #286 HappyWarrior

Oh? He’s not gonna like that one!

The NFL lines commercial?

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Moebym  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:24:45pm

Ol’ Handsome Joe Biden also posted his praise for Lady Gaga’s half-time performance.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:24:54pm
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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:24:54pm

re: #295 Backwoods_Sleuth

lordt, this is pathetic:

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Gotta get home, he’s out way past his bed-time.

///

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John Carter  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:25:37pm

...

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:25:44pm

re: #298 Moebym

Ol’ Handsome Joe Biden also posted his praise for Lady Gaga’s half-time performance.

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I forgot what it was like to have a VP with a functional heart.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:26:26pm

re: #293 JasonA

wait whut

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We should all send them candles.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:27:28pm

re: #299 Charles Johnson

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So here we were last week, figuring that Der Trumpenfuhrer was putting Bannon into a position of power to consolidate his little inner circle. Now we find out that he’s so unable to read the damned things he’s signing that Bannon’s little power grab got snuck in under his nose.

I really do believe the armchair diagnosis of Alzheimer’s is becoming more plausible with each new revelation.

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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:27:53pm
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Birth Control Works  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:28:17pm

re: #302 HappyWarrior

I forgot what it was like to have a VP with a functional heart.

Remember, he sponsored the original VAWA.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:28:33pm

Bill looks absolutely pissed. He must have stole the wrong team’s playbook.

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JasonA  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:28:34pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:28:42pm

LMFAO!! Sacked twice at the 10!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:30:01pm

re: #306 Birth Control Works

Remember, he sponsored the original VAWA.

Yep, great man.

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:30:32pm

Rigged!!

Lady Gaga…..Gaga…..GA GA…….Georgia, Georgia…..Atlanta, Georgia….Atlanta Falcons

Get it sheeple!?!?!

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Charles Johnson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:31:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:31:04pm

Cincinnati Bell’s superbowl ad (might have only a local market ad). Song is by a local band Over the Rhine. Note: Cincinnati became a sanctuary city this past week.

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Timothy Watson  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:31:18pm

re: #288 gocart mozart

Consider Curt Schilling fucking pawned!!!!

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Apparently it’s a picture from Kiev, Ukraine:
Image: File:Protesters_throwing_pieces_of_paving_during_and_metal_tubes_at_riot_police_during_clashes_at_Bankova_str,_Kiev,_Ukraine._December_1,_2013.jpg

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JasonA  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:31:24pm
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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:31:26pm

re: #296 FormerDirtDart

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:32:01pm

re: #315 JasonA

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Tom Brady hasn’t been sacked either.//

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:33:38pm

re: #312 Charles Johnson

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Remember when it was Hillary’s brain we were supposed to be worried was on the verge of failure?

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:33:56pm

re: #317 HappyWarrior

Tom Brady hasn’t been sacked either.//

Pay no attention to the blades of grass stuck in his teeth.

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bratwurst  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:33:58pm
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De Kolta Chair  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:33:58pm
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prairiefire  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:33:59pm

Eewww, dead Spuds McKenzie

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:34:01pm

If Bud’s going to bring back Spuds Mackenzie, they damn well better bring back the Bud Frogs….

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b.d.  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:35:02pm

re: #323 lawhawk

If Bud’s going to bring back Spuds Mackenzie, they damn well better bring back the Bud Frogs….

and Budman….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:35:35pm
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:35:36pm

re: #322 prairiefire

Eewww, dead Spuds McKenzie

A dog’s purpose…..re: #323 lawhawk

If Bud’s going to bring back Spuds Mackenzie, they damn well better bring back the Bud Frogs….

A frog’s purpose…. wait, what?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:36:01pm

I do like Kristin Schaal. She’s funny.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:38:22pm

Nintendo showing the only exclusive launch title for the system is insists will succeed where the Wii U failed.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:38:22pm

Fuck

don’t give em an inch.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:38:31pm

The Pats are going to make a game out of this….

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:38:37pm

Shit.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:39:16pm

Down goes Brady.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:39:30pm

re: #330 GlutenFreeJesus

The Pats are going to make a game out of this….

16 points down with 8 minutes. Aaaaand sacked again. LOL

Maybe not.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:39:58pm

re: #333 allegro

Lol

Still. Closer than I’d like.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:39:59pm
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Skip Intro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:04pm

re: #304 Targetpractice

So here we were last week, figuring that Der Trumpenfuhrer was putting Bannon into a position of power to consolidate his little inner circle. Now we find out that he’s so unable to read the damned things he’s signing that Bannon’s little power grab got snuck in under his nose.

I really do believe the armchair diagnosis of Alzheimer’s is becoming more plausible with each new revelation.

Gonna be hilarious when Trump wakes up one day to discover he’s just appointed Bannon pres and fired himself.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:14pm

re: #335 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Who gives a shit. Tho she did say it.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:29pm

Crap.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:53pm

What’d I say earlier - don’t give them a chance. But no, they’re right back in it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:54pm
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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:41:59pm

Trying to make up for the missed extra point.

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Skip Intro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:42:20pm

re: #335 Backwoods_Sleuth

She really wants Kellyanne’s job.

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:42:27pm

Brady’s gonna make me eat my words. Damn. Oh well, if the Pats win everyone else around me tomorrow will be happy.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:42:45pm

re: #340 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Waaah.

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:42:50pm
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bratwurst  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:43:19pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:43:30pm

re: #341 allegro

Trying to make up for the missed extra point.

No they need it regardless. Makes it a one possession game.

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allegro  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:43:35pm

LOVED the Mercedes ad! LOL Fonda rules.

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teleskiguy  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:44:31pm
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bratwurst  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:44:35pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:45:26pm

re: #350 bratwurst

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Don’t remind us. Gah.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:46:05pm

Well shit, I guess Belichick figured out which app causes the Falcon’s headphones to “mysteriously” shut off.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:46:25pm

Yes!

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:46:27pm

en.wikipedia.org
LifeZette is an American news, opinion, and commentary website based in Washington, D.C.. It was founded in 2015 by conservative pundit and radio host Laura Ingraham. Its slogan being, “Life. Explained.”, the website provides news and commentary on politics, lifestyle, and culture, organized into the sections PoliZette, MomZette, HealthZette, FaithZette, and PopZette.

LifeZette launched in April 2015, and is owned by Ingraham Media Group. Ingraham serves as the publication’s editor-in-chief, with Joseph Curl as senior editor.

The website has been criticized for promoting conspiracy theories in the run-up to the 2016 United States presidential election.

LifeZette was launched on March 31, 2015. The site first hired outgoing Daily Caller reporter Neil Munro to be its political editor, but Munro withdrew before the site’s launch. Quin Hillyer was enlisted to be its political editor, before he was replaced by Keith Koffler in August 2015. Koffler left the site in May 2016 to work at the Washington Examiner.[9]

Promotion of conspiracy theories
In 2016 LifeZette published a video titled “Clinton Body Count”, which promoted conspiracy theories regarding Bill and Hillary Clinton. LifeZette removed the video and later released a statement saying that, “The video was made in jest, and merely noted that the theories existed,” comparing them to, “viral videos that are not presented as news” made by BuzzFeed. In September, the website published a since-removed article entitled “10 People Under the Clinton Curse”, which stated that it was “hard to deny that being close with the Clintons could kill you.”

The website posted a video two weeks before the 2016 Presidential Election on voting machines possibly being compromised because of links to a company tied to liberal billionaire George Soros. The conspiracy theory was also reported in numerous media outlets including The Daily Caller, Fox News, Newsmax, and The Epoch Times.

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makeitstop  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:46:41pm

re: #348 allegro

LOVED the Mercedes ad! LOL Fonda rules.

Coen Brothers did that one.

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lawhawk  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:46:54pm

re: #342 Skip Intro

She knows Spicer isn’t long for the job, so consider this her audition tape.

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:48:37pm

re: #356 lawhawk

She knows Spicer isn’t long for the job, so consider this her audition tape.

She’ll brought on in May during Sweeps Week in an effort to boost ratings for the show…er, administration.

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Tigger2  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:50:52pm
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:52:08pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:52:37pm

re: #358 Tigger2

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Really? And you call us snowflake?

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teleskiguy  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:52:47pm

Facebook Post

This chairlift will effectively separate the real skiers from the Jerrys.

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jaunte  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:53:04pm

re: #359 FormerDirtDart

Dinesh Felon has a rich fantasy life.

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Tigger2  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:53:19pm

re: #359 FormerDirtDart

I can’t wait for Trump to deport this asshole.//////////

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Targetpractice  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:53:42pm

re: #359 FormerDirtDart

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Convicted felon says what?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:54:16pm
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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:54:21pm

re: #359 FormerDirtDart

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Yeah Dinesh, Americans hate Springsteen, idiot.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:54:53pm

re: #364 Targetpractice

Convicted felon says what?

Just another way he’s out of touch with reality.

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Shiplord Kirel  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:55:00pm

New England catching up? Aacchhh! This is like the Bundys walking or Shkreli getting out of jail: You knew it might happen but it still sucks.

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gocart mozart  Feb 5, 2017 • 6:58:43pm

Schilling tweeted an article from a website lifezette.com run by Laura Ingraham which used a picture lifted from an Australian article about riots in Melbourne. australianetworknews.com A douchebag should never trust another douchebag.


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