Randy Newman Live From Home: “Stay Away”

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Stay Away

Venus in sweatpants
That’s who you are
And when this mess is over
I’ll buy you a car
We’ll drive that car
So fast and so far
All your stupid friends
Will be left behind

Stay away from me
Baby, keep your distance, please
Stay away from me
Words of love in times like these
I’m gonna be with you 24 hours a day
A lot of people couldn’t stand that
But you can
You’ll be with me 24 hours a day
What a lucky man I am

Stay away from me
Wash your hands
Don’t touch your face
How do you like that
Wash your hands
Don’t touch your face
I saw you
Thirty years together
And we’re still having fun
Once we were two,
Now we are one
Let’s go out and get a burger
When you’re done, you’re done
Memories of the past

Be kind to one another
Tell her you love her every day
If you’re angry about something, let it go
If the kids are frightened, tell them not to be afraid
But don’t let them touch your face
Don’t let them touch your face

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132 comments
1
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:46:40am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:49:39am

Randy wrote it in response to this:

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Khal Wimpo (not drinking damn fish tank cleaner)  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:49:40am

I’m not ready to totally dismiss it, but talking yesterday to a friend in Prague who has lupus & is suffering because she can no longer get her meds, has made me start to REALLY hate Trump & Ingraham & the rest of the Fox News gang for pushing hydrochloroquine as some kind of magic pill

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:49:57am

The day after #Caturday

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Alephnaught  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:52:27am

re: #1 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Here’s the full episode:

dailymotion.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:53:43am
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BigPapa  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:58:53am

I’ll ride Darth’s coattails every damn time. Funny how an offhand LULz can ride and other magnificent tweets get little traction.

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Teukka  Apr 12, 2020 • 11:59:52am

re: #7 BigPapa

I’ll ride Darth’s coattails every damn time. Funny how an offhand LULz can ride and other magnificent tweets get little traction.

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You know what they say about death & taxes….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:01:03pm

re: #8 Teukka

You know what they say about death & taxes….

They are the two things Trump is most afraid of.

/

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:07:46pm

So, a Happy Easter (and Passover this year, too) to Lizards far and wide.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:08:25pm
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BigPapa  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:08:26pm

re: #9 Eclectic Cyborg

They are the two things Trump is most afraid of.

/

Dammit. I was going to make a joke about Death, Taxes, and Twitter, and you just f’ed it all up.

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I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:08:34pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:10:19pm

re: #13 I Don’t Take Responsibility At All (dangerman)

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Just how much paint do you have to huff to get a job at the WH?

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:10:27pm
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Belafon  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:17:27pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:17:47pm

re: #15 Rightwingconspirator

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Kilroy was here  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:18:44pm

Coronavirus: Can it even be stopped?
Guy has been a a-hole but he knows his science..

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:19:02pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:19:59pm

re: #17 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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If you say the rivers of Egypt are red as blood, I’m gonna start gettin’ nervous.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:20:33pm
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Belafon  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:21:19pm

Don’t eat the food

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:21:36pm

re: #19 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Gee that Kristie is not playing with a partial deck let alone a full one.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:24:14pm

re: #22 Belafon

Nah. People were told they would not have anything to crap on.

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Unabogie  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:27:42pm

My friend playing a free concert for her neighbors.

Hayhurst Neighborhood Serenade

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:28:55pm

I am depressed. What do I do when I am depressed? I bake! But it’s Passover, what do I do? I look in the pantry for some chocolate to nosh on, and I see some boxed Maneschewitz Passover cake mix that my son bought. I mean, totally lame, right? So I am baking all of them right now!

Maybe tomorrow I will make a sponge cake “from scratch” if we use up all the box mix.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:29:01pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:29:39pm

And today at your friendly neighborhood IHOP…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:32:00pm
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Disloyal Archangel  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:36:41pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:39:10pm
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HypnoToad  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:39:44pm

re: #28 Joe Bacon 🌹

And today at your friendly neighborhood IHOP…

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Biologically inaccurate; bunnies don’t have pawpads.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:42:44pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

I know I said it earlier and it is even more evident with that tweet. He is mesuga.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:47:32pm

re: #32 HypnoToad

Biologically inaccurate; bunnies don’t have pawpads.

Everybody’s a critic…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:48:21pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:48:24pm

re: #30 Disloyal Archangel

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DSA just handed a nice ad to Biden.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:48:45pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:53:05pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:56:09pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

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And again, herd immunity is not letting everybody get sick and assuming that those that are left will be immune as well as healthy enough to go on with life as “normal.”

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 12, 2020 • 12:58:12pm

re: #38 Charles Johnson

As mandated by my contract with the Devil, I have to sign in and point out that I don’t think they’re even trying to use the word right.

“Herd Immunity” is just another concept to hollow out and occupy, like a hermit crab shell or an Ed Gein skin suit.

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Mike Lamb  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:01:05pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

And again, herd immunity is not letting everybody get sick and assuming that those that are left will be immune as well as healthy enough to go on with life as “normal.”

Their version of hard immunity effectively amounts to genocide.

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BigPapa  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:02:34pm

A very easy to remember recipe for chicken parmisan
alucinoconfeisbuk.com

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jaunte  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:03:28pm
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BeachDem  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:04:53pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:05:06pm

re: #39 Targetpractice

And again, herd immunity is not letting everybody get sick and assuming that those that are left will be immune as well as healthy enough to go on with life as “normal.”

From what I hear, the immunity received by surviving this virus isn’t actually much at all.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:06:35pm

Ah I was waiting for the latest propaganda piece from Comrade McNaughton and I see he added Mitt Romney to the Lynch Mob!

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BigPapa  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:08:17pm

re: #46 Joe Bacon 🌹

who’s the dude in the back left with the sunglasses?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:11:10pm

moron

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:13:38pm

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

I know this is a silly question but does DT know that Chris Wallace is Mike Wallace’s son. This is so idiotic.

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jaunte  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:14:55pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:15:57pm

re: #48 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s Easter Sunday. Can’t he just shut the fuck up for
one day?

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:16:29pm

re: #51 Eclectic Cyborg

It’s Easter Sunday. Can’t he just shut the fuck up for
one day?

Nope.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:16:41pm

re: #51 Eclectic Cyborg

No. He has to have an outlet for everyday. :(

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lawhawk  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:17:14pm

Greets and saluts this Easter Sunday. My thoughts are with all my friends who are self-isolating and trying to keep their families and friends safe from the scourge known as covid19. This is the kind of holiday where one would normally share with family in dinners, prayer, and parades, but this year is different than every other year. It shares something in common with Passover - the need for a virulent plague to pass over us without doing any harm.

Sadly, for more than 22,000 Americans that isn’t the case. They lost their lives because the know nothing Trump ignored the experts and listened to his usual chorus of sycophants to ignore the covid19 threat. We have Trumpists suddenly spewing claptrap about wonder treatments and how herd immunity will save us, when neither of those things are going to happen anytime soon.

To get herd immunity, you need to get a significant percentage of people in a group to have immunity so that they can’t pass it on to those who haven’t had it. No where on earth has gotten to that point. Had we seen that - the death toll would have soared far higher than we’ve already seen to date (lies from China included). This is basic stuff, but all these fucknuts got their expertise at Trump U or Praeger U.

It shows.

Same with wonder treatments. Touting random drugs as the panacea might make people feel better, but it takes time to prove whether any of it is actually helping (or harming). Thus far, we’re not seeing creditable double blind studies that are rigorously vetted. We are seeing Trumpists engaging in illegal and unethical conduct by giving these drugs to patients without them knowing that they’re participating in studies, or claiming no risks, when there are serious risk of harms involved.

Again, all of this is contra to actual public health expert guidance. It’s about trying to deflect from Trump’s absolute and complete failure to deal with covid19 for months. They had first warnings dating back to November. Trump did nothing. January? Nothing. February? Nothing.

Even Trump’s touted travel ban was all smoke and mirrors as 40,000 flew back and forth between US, China, and Europe without consistent screening. Even then, everyone was funneled together, so that the sick and healthy mixed together without realizing it.

And then there was all those domestic flights with no screening at all. Nothing before taking off. Nothing after. This allowed covid19 to spread far and wide. We had millionaires fleeing NYC metro area to the hinterlands, and spread it to places with few resources to deal with an outbreak. We had people in Canada going to remote Native American towns, only to infect people there.

The GOP are a threat to all humanity. Their policies are inhumane and malicious.

Their latest target? The Postal Service.

Save the USPS.

Fuck the GOP.

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Jebediah, RBG  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:18:58pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

“Fully signed.”
Wow, Donnie! Impressive!

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:19:38pm

re: #47 BigPapa

who’s the dude in the back left with the sunglasses?

I’m sure it’s someone Comrade McNaughton is obsessed with!

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:19:49pm

This was how my church family celebrated Easter this year (below the fold):

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:21:10pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:22:14pm

re: #43 jaunte

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CNN must be okay with Stephen Miller’s obnoxious behavior because they’ve had him on before and he behaved exactly the same way at that time.

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Citizen K  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:25:24pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

CNN must be okay with Stephen Miller’s obnoxious behavior because they’ve had him on before and he behaved exactly the same way at that time.

If a Dem pol did the same thing, they probably would have been blackballed and prompted CNN to condemn the entire party in response.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:26:03pm
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sagehen  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:26:47pm
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Patricia Kayden  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:36:34pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon 🌹

Screw them.

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:39:03pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon 🌹

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DSA: We’re not endorsing Joe Biden.
Democratic voters: That’s okay with us, DSA. It’s not as if we endorse YOU to represent US.

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:42:52pm

Please Charlie, please get COVID-19. I will pray for you.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:44:57pm
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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:49:43pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

CNN must be okay with Stephen Miller’s obnoxious behavior because they’ve had him on before and he behaved exactly the same way at that time.

I’m not sure about that tweet. Miller is not even listed as a guest on CNN today.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:50:22pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:53:29pm
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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:54:06pm

Here’s that Google poll Stanley Sea was talking about earlier.

A little creepy, yes.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:54:10pm

re: #47 BigPapa

That John 3:16 rainbow wig guy turned to an angry humorless libtard ///

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:54:37pm

re: #46 Joe Bacon 🌹

Ah I was waiting for the latest propaganda piece from Comrade McNaughton and I see he added Mitt Romney to the Lynch Mob!

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LOOKS LIKE A PLAN!

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Belafon  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:54:58pm

re: #66 Joe Bacon 🌹

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Citizen K  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:55:14pm
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Belafon  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:56:06pm

re: #67 makeitstop

I’m not sure about that tweet. Miller is not even listed as a guest on CNN today.

Didn’t that happen a year or three ago?

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jaunte  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:58:05pm

re: #75 Belafon

January 8th, back in the Pleistocene.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:58:44pm

Glenn really isn’t accurate…

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:58:44pm

re: #75 Belafon

Didn’t that happen a year or three ago?

2018, IIRC.

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:59:28pm

Sure, credible accuser.

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BlueSpotinAL  Apr 12, 2020 • 1:59:31pm

re: #47 BigPapa

who’s the dude in the back left with the sunglasses?

The person in that group who is most dangerous is Maxine Waters, murderer of Chris Cilizza Michael Tracey.

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steve_davis  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:00:39pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

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(sigh)

you’re=you fucking are
your= you fucking possess it

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:01:11pm

re: #28 Joe Bacon 🌹

And today at your friendly neighborhood IHOP…

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Raisins were a good touch :-)

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:01:16pm

re: #78 makeitstop

2018, IIRC.

January 7, 2018.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:01:36pm

re: #80 BlueSpotinAL

The person in that group who is most dangerous is Maxine Waters, murderer of Chris Cilizza Michael Tracey.

The same Michael Tracey who joins H. A. Goodman as solid MAGATs!

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HRH Stanley Sea  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:03:27pm

re: #70 makeitstop

Here’s that Google poll Stanley Sea was talking about earlier.

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A little creepy, yes.

That’s it!

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:04:41pm

re: #69 Charles Johnson

They know.

They’ve stripped and replaced parts on Jesus like he was a stock car to get a God that is okay with this.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:05:20pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

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So no other president has ever let things get so bad as to have needed one before? Ok, good to know.

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JC1  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:10:03pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

CNN must be okay with Stephen Miller’s obnoxious behavior because they’ve had him on before and he behaved exactly the same way at that time.

You mean the network who hired Corey Lewandoski for 500k/year during the 2016 campaign? I’m shocked.

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sagehen  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:14:04pm
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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:15:25pm

re: #86 The Ghost of a Flea

They know.

They’ve stripped and replaced parts on Jesus like he was a stock car.

They turned Jesus into a blond bodybuilder who slings an AR-15 on his back.

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makeitstop  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:15:41pm

re: #88 JC1

You mean the network who hired Corey Lewandoski for 500k/year during the 2016 campaign? I’m shocked.

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steve_davis  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:16:00pm

re: #25 Unabogie

My friend playing a free concert for her neighbors.

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Video

notice nobody expects the f**** cellists to memorize the music. only the pianists go into this crap with everybody going, “Oh yeah, gotta do it without music.”

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LadyBehir  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:20:08pm

Social Distancing!

Hoppy Easter 2020!

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Teddy's Person  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:20:20pm

re: #47 BigPapa

who’s the dude in the back left with the sunglasses?

Beto?

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The Pie Overlord!  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:20:26pm

Here is an update from United Hatzalah about Eli Beer, who was put on a ventilator on March 22!

Eli Beer, in case you don’t know, saved Z’s life when he had a hypoglycemic episode aboard an airplane.

Dear Supporters and Friends of United Hatzalah,

We are thrilled to share the news that Eli Beer was taken off the ventilator at the University of Miami Hospital on Thursday, the first day of Pesach! He is now breathing on his own, was able to communicate with his family and even began physical therapy — where he was able to identify himself as a medic to the physical therapist. He has now tested negative twice for COVID-19, so the virus appears to have left his system. As a result of that, he is being moved out of the COVID-19 ICU unit into the surgical ICU unit.

This is the start of what will be a long recovery, but it is the beginning and what we have been praying for and working towards over the past four weeks.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:21:04pm

re: #70 makeitstop

Here’s that Google poll Stanley Sea was talking about earlier.

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A little creepy, yes.

I just got that question/advertisement in a quiz game I play on my tablet.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:21:41pm

re: #95 The Pie Overlord!

That is very good news. :)

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:24:16pm
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Thanos  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:24:19pm

re: #74 Citizen K

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Wow, someone who doesn’t really grasp science or how things spread… our city parks are specifically open so people can walk and exercise as long as they do social distancing. ALL equipment, tennis courts, pickle ball, basketball, playgrounds, skateboard parks , frisbee golf and bmx trails are closed and caution taped off so you won’t get virus off the steel, plastic & wood equipment where it can hang out viable for a couple days.

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Thanos  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:26:39pm

re: #89 sagehen

Really dislike Bill but that one you have to retweet.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:29:15pm

Photograph caption reads: “Renegade, a Chihuahua in Los Angeles, barks at the television screen image of Manray, a dog of mixed breed, during a closed-circuit transmission from New York. The experiment was sponsored jointly by Pacific Telephone and the UCLA Arts Department, to see if the dogs would recognize and respond to each other. The New York dog, which had been involved in previous showed more enthusiasm”.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:30:36pm

Ah the Screw York Times has found the 2020 version of “But Her E-Mails”!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:30:54pm

he be upset…

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Thanos  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:33:44pm

re: #101 Charles Johnson

Photograph caption reads: “Renegade, a Chihuahua in Los Angeles, barks at the television screen image of Manray, a dog of mixed breed, during a closed-circuit transmission from New York. The experiment was sponsored jointly by Pacific Telephone and the UCLA Arts Department, to see if the dogs would recognize and respond to each other. The New York dog, which had been involved in previous showed more enthusiasm”.

My dogs know every commercial that has a critter in them and they post themselves in front of the TV as soon as they hear one. They bark at each — and the barking is different depending on the type of dog or critter and what it’s doing. If a dog walks off screen to the left or right, the will circle behind the TV to see where it went.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:34:11pm
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steve_davis  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:36:05pm

Just finished _Apartment in Athens_ by Glenway Wescott. This book manages to encompass, mostly in the dramatic space of a two-bedroom apartment in Athens in 1943, the absolute depravity of Nazi Germany and its followers, while adding a powerful redemptive moment for several characters (not the fucking Nazi, thank you very much).

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:36:55pm

re: #104 Thanos

My dogs know every commercial that has a critter in them and they post themselves in front of the TV as soon as they hear one. They bark at each — and the barking is different depending on the type of dog or critter and what it’s doing. If a dog walks off screen to the left or right, the will circle behind the TV to see where it went.

That’s funny! My dog has no interest in the TV, but does jump on the bed when I’m trying to read lizard comments and tries to shut the laptop to get me to focus on her. When that doesn’t work she straddles me and licks my face until I finally shut it myself and play with her.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:37:24pm

re: #65 The Pie Overlord!

Please Charlie, please get COVID-19. I will pray for you.

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Governor Beshear has a much higher approval rating than the orange shitgibbon, because he actually cares about us, and it shows.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:38:16pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:39:16pm

re: #79 makeitstop

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Sure, credible accuser.

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Honestly, I think it’s easier to discredit her without bringing in the Putin/Russia business, though the lies about such only further damages her credibility. When you’re dealing with allegations going back this far, where there is no physical evidence and no eyewitnesses, the most you can count on to convince people of the veracity of your claims is your credibility. Which is likely why she avoided actually putting Joe’s name on the criminal complaint, as last thing she wants is to actually have the validity of her claims tested in a court where lying carries more than just public shaming.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:39:45pm

Facebook Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:42:20pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:44:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:45:13pm
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Jay C  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:45:25pm

re: #110 Targetpractice

Honestly, I think it’s easier to discredit her without bringing in the Putin/Russia business, though the lies about such only further damages her credibility. When you’re dealing with allegations going back this far, where there is no physical evidence and no eyewitnesses, the most you can count on to convince people of the veracity of your claims is your credibility. Which is likely why she avoided actually putting Joe’s name on the criminal complaint, as last thing she wants is to actually have the validity of her claims tested in a court where lying carries more than just public shaming.

Wait a sec: Tara Reade didn’t put Joe Biden’s name on that so-well-publicized “complaint”?
So who did she claim violently groped her in a Senate hallway back in 1993? “Senator X”??

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:46:43pm

JFC

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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:47:46pm

re: #115 Jay C

Wait a sec: Tara Reade didn’t put Joe Biden’s name on that so-well-publicized “complaint”?
So who did she claim violently groped her in a Senate hallway back in 1993? “Senator X”??

Apparently she left it nameless, but told the NYT that A) the unnamed attacker was intended to be Joe and B) she filed the complaint because she wanted a “paper trail” in case something happened to her.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:48:47pm
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Thanos  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:49:14pm

re: #107 Barefoot Grin

I always get “the paw” when it’s time to play. — Head cocked to the side, one paw up, if you ignore it, the paw ends up on your knee, and the head cocked to one side goes into side-show contortions…

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Jay C  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:50:08pm

re: #117 Targetpractice

Apparently she left it nameless, but told the NYT that A) the unnamed attacker was intended to be Joe and B) she filed the complaint because she wanted a “paper trail” in case something happened to her.

Oh, OK, then.

I was afraid it might be something that would impugn the credibility of her accusation….

(Sarc //////)

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Targetpractice  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:51:21pm

Berners: “Biden has to earn our votes! That means he has to change his platform to satisfy us!”

Also Berners:

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:51:42pm

re: #119 Thanos

I always get “the paw” when it’s time to play. — Head cocked to the side, one paw up, if you ignore it, the paw ends up on your knee, and the head cocked to one side goes into side-show contortions…

In the meantime, I am getting needle-sharp claws in my leg from our outdoor cat, who is transitioning into an indoor/outdoor cat, as she cuddles with me on the couch.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:53:50pm

Shameless plug for the Pit Barrel Cooker. It’s the best thing ever. Happy Ether everyone.

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:57:58pm

re: #112 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Makes me think of the scene in Little Women where Laura Dern’s generally happy character says to her daughter who wonders why she isn’t ever angry: “I’m angry every day” but has to hide that anger.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 2:59:58pm
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BeachDem  Apr 12, 2020 • 3:00:34pm

re: #121 Targetpractice

Berners: “Biden has to earn our votes! That means he has to change his platform to satisfy us!”

Also Berners:

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Belafon  Apr 12, 2020 • 3:09:39pm

re: #124 Barefoot Grin

Makes me think of the scene in Little Women where Laura Dern’s generally happy character says to her daughter who wonders why she isn’t ever angry: “I’m angry every day” but has to hide that anger.

They’re all Bruce Banner.

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austin_blue  Apr 12, 2020 • 3:13:10pm

re: #90 Joe Bacon 🌹

They turned Jesus into a blond bodybuilder who slings an AR-15 on his back.

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It appears they replaced his Mighty Pillar of Manhood with a baby carrot.

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Joe Bacon 🌹  Apr 12, 2020 • 3:15:39pm

re: #121 Targetpractice

Berners: “Biden has to earn our votes! That means he has to change his platform to satisfy us!”

Also Berners:

[Embedded content]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 12, 2020 • 3:16:35pm

re: #128 austin_blue

It appears they replaced his Mighty Pillar of Manhood with a baby carrot.

or a mushroom…

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A Cranky One  Apr 12, 2020 • 5:07:51pm

re: #47 BigPapa

who’s the dude in the back left with the sunglasses?

Waldo. Nice job!

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Semper Fi  Apr 13, 2020 • 12:20:35pm

re: #95 The Pie Overlord!

Here is an update from United Hatzalah about Eli Beer, who was put on a ventilator on March 22!

Eli Beer, in case you don’t know, saved Z’s life when he had a hypoglycemic episode aboard an airplane.

Bravo!
A tough man is Eli Beer.


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