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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:20:43am

Carrying over from last thread:

re: #208 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What are all these…memes? I don’t understand.

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be undercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables.

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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:25:05am

re: #1 Eclectic Cyborg

Carrying over from last thread:

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be undercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables.

Always cook thy fish well, courtesy ChubbyEmu:

A Mom Ate 5 Day Old Sushi 🍣 For Dinner. This Is What Happened To Her Brain.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:25:10am

So Trump is asking Biden to prove that all of his 80 million votes are legit.

Is anybody asking Trump to prove that all of his 75 million votes are legit?

No.

Why?

Because he’s the LOSER, that’s why.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:27:25am

re: #2 Teukka

Always cook thy fish well, courtesy ChubbyEmu:

I am prone to ignore best by dates except when it comes to raw chicken, pork or fish.

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Belafon  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:30:50am

re: #1 Eclectic Cyborg

Carrying over from last thread:

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be undercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables.

Found it:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:35:56am

re: #1 Eclectic Cyborg

Carrying over from last thread:

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be undercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables.

I’d try to make sense of that but… Right wingers. They have no sense.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:36:10am

re: #214 Eclectic Cyborg

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be underovercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables.

So overcooked it was oozing fat and protein blobs.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:36:27am

re: #2 Teukka

And that’s why I only eat vegetarian sushi.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:38:40am

re: #5 Belafon

Found it:

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I still don’t get it. I don’t think I’m “owned” by that either.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:41:37am
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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:42:30am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:43:54am

re: #10 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

The freepers have twisted themselves into pretzels explaining how this is good and the supremes or the PA legislature will overturn the PA electors and that all legislatures need to go Beck to selecting electors. They really don’t like democracy.

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plansbandc  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:44:18am

I’m not good with living in a country where a huge portion of the population thinks it’s wrong to be kind.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:44:19am
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:47:25am

re: #12 Colère Tueur de Lapin

The freepers have twisted themselves into pretzels explaining how this is good and the supremes or the PA legislature will overturn the PA electors and that all legislatures need to go Beck to selecting electors. They really don’t like democracy.

They’re imploding. It’s Gooberdammerung, the twilight of the goobers.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:48:34am

re: #15 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Gooberdammerung - that’s a keeper.

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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:48:36am

re: #11 Dread Pirate Ron

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:49:16am

re: #15 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

They’re imploding. It’s Gooberdammerung, the twilight of the goobers.

LOL perfect.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:53:08am
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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:53:34am
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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:55:19am

re: #17 Teukka

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That’s what happens when they forget Matthew 7 : 15 and follow the wolf in sheep’s clothing and build up their castles on the sand.

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:56:14am

re: #11 Dread Pirate Ron

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Thus proving the point of the op ed

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:56:54am

re: #12 Colère Tueur de Lapin

The freepers have twisted themselves into pretzels explaining how this is good and the supremes or the PA legislature will overturn the PA electors and that all legislatures need to go Beck to selecting electors. They really don’t like democracy.

Democracy is when we win.

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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 10:59:00am

re: #21 William Lewis

That’s what happens when they forget Matthew 7 : 15 and follow the wolf in sheep’s clothing and build up their castles on the sand.

Also, Matthew 25:31-46:

When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not. Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee? Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me. And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.”

‘nuff said…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:04:40am
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sagehen  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:13:50am

So was Jesus.

Have you ever actually READ the Bible you claim to live by? Or do you just use it to bash people over the head?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:16:36am
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Belafon  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:21:18am

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:27:40am

Oh, great.

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sagehen  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:27:49am

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:28:10am
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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:29:09am

It’s a cult.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:30:25am

re: #32 jaunte

It always has been a cult. They worship DT like a g-d.

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:32:10am

re: #33 PhillyPretzel

He is the avatar of the selfishness they want to perform without consequences.

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:32:47am

re: #31 Hecuba’s daughter

So the infamous monolith has been there, undiscovered, since at least 2016

I think I like whover put it there.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:34:54am

re: #11 Dread Pirate Ron

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Ezekiel 16:49-50
New International Version

49 “‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:38:12am

re: #36 Eventual Carrion

Ezekiel 16:49-50
New International Version

49 “‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

and here the whole time we were taught it was because they allowed gays to practice openly…next we are going to find out that God did not punish Onan for masturbating, but for refusing to obey God’s command to inseminate his sister-in-law.

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:39:15am
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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:39:42am

I would not drink 2020 in a can or bottle.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:40:42am

re: #39 jaunte

I would not drink 2020 in a can or bottle.

but I would be happy to piss it out

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jamesfirecat  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:41:34am

re: #39 jaunte

I would not drink 2020 in a can or bottle.

This sounds like the beginning of a bad Dr. Seuss rhyme.

I would not drink it in a can or bottle
I would not try to sift its dirty offal
I hold my nose from the stink so awful
I would not drink it in a can or bottle.

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:42:46am

Well, here’s another reduced price insulin announcement. I expect they’re worried that bad press about thousands of people dying of diabetes because their insulin was at larcenous prices will make Congress give serious attention to drug prices, and even do something about it. (And let’s hope it doesn’t work — I think dems are ready to do something.)

(Private below so Joe B will get the email.)

U6J2MHi7yHVBf6a8e5zbYz+T7VVQ4LoAHttstham1KJ+wHcXUxKzG6DejmFQR6lBCMTWCryjrwte+qXkqDs+mKiu1stp/Z/QbGlgydZ9DAYLhL+fMTPBF8sXDfQF9TV8bfh8nLFVSJ4js1JIDcy0hZXkcFIQrzWfBcrAELUjLMWUcqFMbvJQj8EzegXTMW7WMfCk6BV/HiOLhxO+2jkLr+xV2DFIR41iUBN19EHzBWPuMh/CAca0EQb35LQJ14oTuJPlTeqphgx5tz5Ijx+6gvliwIozE8nznIlr93UJWBBOhMVuPAuQXvCIbkXarsbStmtXnk4YGfIhDJVvUl3xqzbd389Wgt4/PrT0jLySaThvG+TpAcJbZE2IoGW/IwoDfoI8mWtt7vBTYzR2iiuI7gRBNETt6bGZOzxQ/WiCRZ+0hs6JslI64O8GD8r1n/1YPi2xA8efoP9lILghqa8DYXCDu05hvYq+lpEbw4CrbDGXNjmX6aJrukBAAVY0GgpEspj4y05jKeUWkMt2ERe9et8Rxa6EKSMCFUWm2Wj6B1732/xeI4/dXgjzFcF5KRf6Mjzgyz8H+GUoyU+jNgSiqlq2RuikoCDTGrNt/HjUcTLhQNG/NlZxHnMKEhcM6mZr

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:45:21am

re: #42 A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!

Well, here’s another reduced price insulin announcement. I expect they’re worried that bad press about thousands of people dying of diabetes because their insulin was at larcenous prices will make Congress give serious attention to drug prices, and even do something about it. (And let’s hope it doesn’t work — I think dems are ready to do something.

(Private below so Joe B will get the email.)

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Ozq5c+Y381a1b4stT38eH0ZX3ev/a+dAohTVdi9o+X/bMvoNy8JnUFiChDe44hWvDpI7vlbwyf8+x+13XPXJjw==

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:46:59am

re: #39 jaunte

I would not drink 2020 in a can or bottle.

I would not drink it with a goat,
I would not drink it on a boat,
I would not drink it from a can,
I would not drink it, Sam I am!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:47:51am

I hate black people something something.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:48:07am

re: #38 jaunte

That’s almost as potent as Dragons’ Milk…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:49:22am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

I hate black people something something.

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Chicago didn’t make the cut? What did my hometown do wrong? 😁

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:49:32am

re: #44 Eclectic Cyborg

I would not drink it with a goat,
I would not drink it on a boat,
I would not drink it from a can,
I would not drink it, Sam I am!

I would not drink it with Mike Cohen
or the boy who’s out lawn mowin’
I wouldn’t drink with Roger Stone
Or with Michael Flynn who’s flown

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:50:04am

re: #47 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Chicago didn’t make the cut? What did my hometown do wrong? 😁

He is not contesting Illinois

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:50:36am
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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:51:13am

re: #36 Eventual Carrion

Ezekiel 16:49-50
New International Version

49 “‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

Original definition of “Sodomy”… Hear, HEAR!

re: #37 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

and here the whole time we were taught it was because they allowed gays to practice openly…next we are going to find out that God did not punish Onan for masturbating, but for refusing to obey God’s command to inseminate his sister-in-law.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:51:14am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:51:26am

re: #49 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He is not contesting Illinois

I know. I was joking.

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Ace-o-aces  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:52:13am
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jamesfirecat  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:53:00am

re: #54 Ace-o-aces

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At this point, isn’t it just safer to ask yourself, is there a horror concept Stephen King didn’t write a book about?

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:54:07am
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jamesfirecat  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:55:14am

re: #48 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I would not drink it with Mike Cohen
or the boy who’s out lawn mowin’
I wouldn’t drink with Roger Stone
Or with Michael Flynn who’s flown

I will not drink with Donald Trump
Who spews out lies and is a grump
Gives naughty people a fist bump
And has turned the USA into a dump.

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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:55:28am

re: #55 jamesfirecat

At this point, isn’t it just safer to ask yourself, is there a horror concept Stephen King didn’t write a book about?

o Pulmonary infection pandemic
o President starting WWIII

Some of his novels are of a type I would prefer didn’t become real…

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:56:39am

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

I hate black people something something.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Biden did poorly in big cities (Politico), except those of Detroit (more votes than people!), Philadelphia, Atlanta and Milwaukee, which he had to win. Not surprisingly, they are all located in the most important swing states, and are long known for being politically corrupt!

Hey, the corruption was only when they were run by pre-Southern-Strategy Democrats! That lot has switched parties and taken the corruption with them (e.g. Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue).

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 27, 2020 • 11:59:00am

re: #50 jaunte

Goes into effect January 19th? Thus making Biden waste four minutes rescinding it on January 20th?

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:00:05pm

re: #60 A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!

Exactly. DT wants to get at least one thing done his way.

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John Hughes  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:01:05pm

re: #4 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I am prone to ignore best by dates except when it comes to raw chicken, pork or fish.

If I eat slightly old beef I end up spending 3 days in the shitter (no not shutter you shitty Google autocorrect).

No idea why, everyone else in the family eats the same stuff with no problem.

Meanwhile my wife, who is African, has frequently had worse digestive problems in Africa than me.

Guts are wierd.

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John Hughes  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:03:42pm

re: #22 dangerman

Of course the pope is a communist. Jesus was too.

(Exaggerated for effect, but more true than not).

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:04:39pm

re: #22 dangerman

Thus proving the point of the op ed

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Five assholes on the Supreme Court agree with Crowder…

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John Hughes  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:07:36pm

re: #24 Teukka

‘nuff said…

Exactly. That’s the whole fucking thing right there. And they use gigajoules of energy in an effort to avoid reading the clear, simple and obvious words in front of their eyes.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:08:41pm
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Nojay UK  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:12:23pm

re: #63 John Hughes

Of course the pope is a communist. Jesus was too.

Jesus literally lived in a commune with a bunch of hunky fishermen. Gay, maybe but communist as all get out.

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:15:44pm
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Teukka  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:16:44pm

re: #65 John Hughes

Exactly. That’s the whole fucking thing right there. And they use gigajoules of energy in an effort to avoid reading the clear, simple and obvious words in front of their eyes.

It’s easy, really. When you are a follower of an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent deity, there is no hiding when you’ve strayed from the path, much less trying to explain it away…

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Dr Lizardo  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:16:46pm

re: #37 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

and here the whole time we were taught it was because they allowed gays to practice openly…next we are going to find out that God did not punish Onan for masturbating, but for refusing to obey God’s command to inseminate his sister-in-law.

Interestingly, the Qur’an adds banditry - waylaying and robbing hapless travelers - to their many sins (aside from the aforementioned and well-known ones).

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Citizen K  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:19:10pm
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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:24:07pm

Police action here. Woman pulled a gun on a couple people and hit one with a brick…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:27:44pm

Lady I used to go to church with just put a TG photo on social media: 18 people closely gathered around a table.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:51:29pm

Love it

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stpaulbear  Nov 27, 2020 • 12:52:11pm

re: #73 Eclectic Cyborg

Lady I used to go to church with just put a TG photo on social media: 18 people closely gathered around a table.

Doesn’t 18 people = 90%+ chance that at least one of them is carrying coronavirus?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:03:04pm

Dang this dog is fast

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:04:34pm

re: #76 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Impressive.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:15:25pm

re: #75 stpaulbear

Doesn’t 18 people = 90%+ chance that at least one of them is carrying coronavirus?

Yes indeed.

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jamesfirecat  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:15:51pm

Doing my normal stuff at home.

Doorbell rings.

Go see what it is.

Man is politely waiting social distance from my front door while wearing a mask.

Man continues to politely wait as I fish out a disposable mask and put it on.

I open up the outer door leaving the inner door with a glass screen between me and him.

He starts to move closer and reaches up and PULLS DOWN HIS MASK first revealing his nose and then HIS MOUTH as he explains that he’s looking for work.

I with that patience of a saint don’t shove the heavier outer door in his face right then but instead say no work here, and then close it.

That mother fucker just ruined my front door for EVERYONE until I’ve gotten a working Corona Virus vaccine. Two/three pages of printed paper going up on it…. within the next 24 hours.

“Due to the inability of other members of this community to maintain proper social safety and mask wearing behavior during this Pandemic, this door is now only going to be opened to family members, and NO ONE ELSE.

NO SOLICITORS,
NO WELL WISHERS
NO MISSIONARIES
NO PEOPLE LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT/CHARITY


If you knock you will be ignored.
If you ring the bell you will not be answered.

If you wish to contact the resident we have a perfectly functional land line and if we wish to be in contact with then you’ll be made aware of what it is.

We are sorry and look forward to behaving in a more social manner once this pandemic has been resolved.

THIS MEANS YOU!

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:27:44pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:29:21pm
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Mattand  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:30:49pm

re: #6 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Carrying over from last thread:

Paul Joseph Watson tweeted yesterday that “he owned the Libs” by putting grated cheese on what appeared to be undercooked salmon filets on a plate with unseasoned, warmed up frozen vegetables..

I’d try to make sense of that but… Right wingers. They have no sense.

I honestly try to avoid “Conservatives think like children, how else to explain stuff like this” observations, but this really is something that an immature sixth grader would say to honk off his parents.

The best I can come up with is “See, you stupid ass libtards, I’m going to 4D chess your asses by eating this for Thanksgiving, because you’re expecting me to have a full course turkey dinner which you’re against because ‘librulz hate American holidays.’ “

I actually feel dumb for typing that out, but I honestly cannot come up with a better explanation for someone to tweet what this guy did.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:33:28pm

Note that Sidney Powell, in the latest slapdown, did not ask for an en banc review, and wants to go straight to SCOTUS.

Good luck with that….

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nines09  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:39:53pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:42:20pm

re: #83 Eric The Fruit Bat

Note that Sidney Powell, in the latest slapdown, did not ask for an en banc review, and wants to go straight to SCOTUS.

Good luck with that….

I guess Rightwingers are confident that enough of SCOTUS will do the unthinkable and overturn our votes. They will be sorely disappointed as there are no grounds for the Supreme Court to even consider their appeals.

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steve_davis  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:48:49pm

My thanksgiving present to me arrives!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:50:23pm

re: #80 Patricia Kayden

The main character of the gospels is a very plastic figure. Je$u$ can be whatever someone wants him (or her in a few strange cases) to be.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:55:56pm

re: #76 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Who’s a good boy?

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nines09  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:57:29pm

“Don’t you talk to me like that. I’m the President!!!”

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:58:44pm

re: #89 nines09

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 27, 2020 • 1:59:47pm

re: #87 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The main character of the gospels is a very plastic figure. Je$u$ can be whatever someone wants him (or her in a few strange cases) to be.

It’s what happens when people are looking for an excuse to be selfish dicks rather than guidelines to be a better person.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:01:21pm

I can’t wait till trump gets to shout: “DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I USED TO BE PRESIDENT!!!!!”

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dharmamark  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:07:30pm

“Votes in Atlanta, Philadelphia, Milwaukee and Detroit should only count for 3/5ths.” - Trump, probably…

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Nojay UK  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:07:52pm

re: #86 steve_davis

Question — are those Russian books? I know they’re English text but are they published by a Russian publishing house?

I ask because the standard Western publishing process puts the titles on the spine so that you have to tilt your head to the right to read them on the shelf whereas, at least historically, Russian books print the spine text requiring a left-side head tilt to read.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:09:52pm

I think that “The President Show” would have done better if Trump weren’t always lampooning himself. But my favorite premise was “what if Trump hadn’t inherited wealth.” And the show’s answer was that he’d be a typical NYC blowhard in a track suit trying to pull petty scams on small shop owners.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:10:30pm

re: #93 dharmamark

Well I can only answer for Philadelphia. There are 6 democrats for every 1 republican. Even if you count only 3/5’s that still will yield a democratic win.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:13:50pm

re: #86 steve_davis

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My thanksgiving present to me arrives!

Memories of playing correspondence chess…until computers ruined it

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:14:08pm

re: #86 steve_davis

That reminds me of my old roommate who was/is a master (I forget what his score was, but it was at least 1800+) - he had an entire bookcase filled with those type of books.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:17:20pm

re: #98 Eric The Fruit Bat

That reminds me of my old roommate who was/is a master (I forget what his score was, but it was at least 1800+) - he had an entire bookcase filled with those type of books.

I had a whole set of Informants in my 500 chess book collection that I had to liquidate thru Thinkers Press to pay for IV’s that SCREW CROSS would not reimburse when they denied my claims when I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis…

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:22:15pm

re: #94 Nojay UK

Question — are those Russian books? I know they’re English text but are they published by a Russian publishing house?

I ask because the standard Western publishing process puts the titles on the spine so that you have to tilt your head to the right to read them on the shelf whereas, at least historically, Russian books print the spine text requiring a left-side head tilt to read.

Chess Informants were originally published in Yugoslavia. After Yugoslavia broke up It’s now published in Belgrade.

sahovski.com

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steve_davis  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:24:42pm

re: #58 Teukka

o Pulmonary infection pandemic
o President starting WWIII

Some of his novels are of a type I would prefer didn’t become real…

and then trump held a baby up as a human shield during an assassination attempt, and his fans cheered and he was reelected.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:29:29pm

😂😂😂😂 Dogs, man

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steve_davis  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:36:00pm

re: #94 Nojay UK

Question — are those Russian books? I know they’re English text but are they published by a Russian publishing house?

I ask because the standard Western publishing process puts the titles on the spine so that you have to tilt your head to the right to read them on the shelf whereas, at least historically, Russian books print the spine text requiring a left-side head tilt to read.

The informants are “languageless” texts with universal chess code (e.g. a brilliant move is !!, there is a code for “initiative,” “counterplay,” “white/black slightly better,” etc.) They’re printed in Serbia.

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steve_davis  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:37:16pm

re: #99 🌹UOJB!

I had a whole set of Informants in my 500 chess book collection that I had to liquidate thru Thinkers Press to pay for IV’s that SCREW CROSS would not reimburse when they denied my claims when I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis…

Oh, man, I feel ya. I had the complete run that I bought cheap on Ebay for basically the shipping cost, and had to give them up for nothing because I moved into a studio, and there was no way they were fitting in there with me.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:43:02pm

re: #62 John Hughes

If I eat slightly old beef I end up spending 3 days in the shitter (no not shutter you shitty Google autocorrect).

[snip]

Like that meme posted a few days ago.

“Auto correct doesn’t seem to know how often I swear, and how rarely I talk about ducks.”

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 2:51:54pm

This piece is from The Washington Post:
washingtonpost.com

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:05:28pm
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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:08:57pm

re: #92 I Would Prefer Not To

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!”

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lawhawk  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:10:15pm

re: #83 Eric The Fruit Bat

Note that Sidney Powell, in the latest slapdown, did not ask for an en banc review, and wants to go straight to SCOTUS.

Good luck with that….

Yeah, it takes four justices to agree to hear the case. However, the case history shows Trump’s claims to be so poorly based and lacking on facts, judgment, and legal reasoning to the point that other Trump appointees found them to be lacking on the merits and we’ve got Gorsuch and Barrett who both ignored facts and evidence in the Cuomo covid regs case, so anything is possible once we get to this point.

This should be cert denied as fast as the court gets the papers, but it wont be that easy. Trump’s corrupted the court with his incompetent and unqualified picks.

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:13:49pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:14:38pm

re: #107 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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Stolen from DailyKos article by Lefty Coaster::

dailykos.com

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cat-tikvah  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:16:55pm

re: #92 I Would Prefer Not To

Even better will be the reply:
Yeah I do! So what?

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:19:36pm
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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:20:08pm
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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:23:34pm

re: #54 Ace-o-aces

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He’s the only person I’ve ever met who can gaslight himself.”

— Mary Trump, quoted by Vice News, on how President Trump has convinced himself he actually won the election.

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:24:10pm

Though this year gave more excuse than usual, I prefer to avoid people at all costs on “Black Friday” and go nowhere near stores if possible. I did this today instead:

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:24:33pm

re: #115 dangerman

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If Stephen King thinks something is scary then I really have no words….

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:25:32pm

re: #109 lawhawk

Yeah, it takes four justices to agree to hear the case. However, the case history shows Trump’s claims to be so poorly based and lacking on facts, judgment, and legal reasoning to the point that other Trump appointees found them to be lacking on the merits and we’ve got Gorsuch and Barrett who both ignored facts and evidence in the Cuomo covid regs case, so anything is possible once we get to this point.

This should be cert denied as fast as the court gets the papers, but it wont be that easy. Trump’s corrupted the court with his incompetent and unqualified picks.

That is what terrifies me. How can SCOTUS hear the case and reach a decision (other than dismissal) on a timely basis? What could they actually do?

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:26:55pm

re: #114 jaunte

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Because big business will regulate themselves, or something.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:28:33pm

re: #119 Eventual Carrion

Because big business will regulate themselves, or something.

A fucking Libertarian wet dream.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:29:16pm

re: #113 jaunte

Arthur Andersen was given the corporate death penalty for their involvement with Enron. McKinsey should suffer the same fate.

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:29:39pm

re: #92 I Would Prefer Not To

I can’t wait till trump gets to shout: “DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I USED TO BE PRESIDENT!!!!!”

Do you know who I…was?

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:30:48pm

re: #122 dangerman

Once I built an Infrastructure Week, watched it run…
Buddy can you spare $145 million?

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sagehen  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:31:02pm

re: #116 William Lewis

Though this year gave more excuse than usual, I prefer to avoid people at all costs on “Black Friday” and go nowhere near stores if possible. I did this today instead:

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that blue is astonishing.

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:32:31pm

re: #124 sagehen

that blue is astonishing.

The way the sensor caught that sky surprised me as well. It’s an amazing image.

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:37:06pm

I like this one too.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:37:47pm

re: #126 William Lewis

That is beautiful.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:38:14pm

It’s Thanksgiving Boxing Day in Alabama. That’s when we box up turkey-derivative lunches and leave them on the porch for friends and family not in our tightened CV bubble.
It’s also when the three of us in the bubble drop pretentious carafes and catch refills straight out of the chablis box.

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:38:18pm

re: #125 William Lewis

The way the sensor caught that sky surprised me as well. It’s an amazing image.

I realize that sounds weird but blue in water comes from reflecting the refracted light in the sky and it’s a complex thing :D

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:39:58pm

re: #129 William Lewis

I realize that sounds weird but blue in water comes from reflecting the refracted light in the sky and it’s a complex thing :D

Fake Hues!

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:42:33pm

re: #128 Decatur Deb

It’s Thanksgiving Boxing Day in Alabama. That’s when we box up turkey-derivative lunches and leave them on the porch for friends an family not in our tightened CV bubble.
It’s also when the three of us in the bubble drop pretentious carafes and catch refills straight out of the chablis box.

All is quiet on Thanksgiving Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you, night and day
Nothing changes on Thanksgiving Day
(apologies to U2 :D )

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Decatur Deb  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:43:47pm

re: #131 William Lewis

All is quiet on Thanksgiving Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you, night and day
Nothing changes on Thanksgiving Day
(apologies to U2 :D )

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The only notably white thing in our world is the electorate.

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Belafon  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:46:04pm

re: #129 William Lewis

The water is in fact not colorless; even pure water is not colorless, but has a slight blue tint to it, best seen when looking through a long column of water. The blueness in water is not caused by the scattering of light, which is responsible for the sky being blue.

usgs.gov

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:47:45pm
135
jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:50:06pm
136
i(m)p(each)sos  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:51:21pm

re: #134 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

So at $3 million, that was what, $22,727 the Trump campaign paid for each extra Biden vote?

137
Decatur Deb  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:51:55pm

re: #135 jaunte

So basically some Trumpsters donated money so Trump could find 132 more votes for Biden at a cost of $22,000 per vote.

No wonder this man has gone bankrupt so many times.

Trump loses money on every lawsuit, but makes it up in volume.

138
dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:54:01pm

No not seriously so no need to bother:
As whimsy,

It would be sweet revenge for Biden to appoint Hillary Clinton Secretary of the Treasury so every piece of new currency Trump and his supporters saw for the foreseeable future would have her signature on it

139
Jay C  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:56:05pm

re: #136 i(m)p(each)sos

So at $3 million, that was what, $22,727 the Trump campaign paid for each extra Biden vote?

Geez: real amateur-hour stuff: obviously somebody’s raking off the scratch: they shouldn’t have had to pay more than ten grand a vote…..

140
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:56:25pm

re: #138 dangerman

Need moar than one upding….

141
jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:57:13pm

Strong more-money-than-sense energy coming from wealthy Trump supporters lately.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:58:33pm

re: #136 i(m)p(each)sos

So at $3 million, that was what, $22,727 the Trump campaign paid for each extra Biden vote?

Most underreported story, Biden has kept his mouth shut on this topic during the entire deal.

If Biden says anything then it becomes another camp vs. camp battle. The GOP owns AM radio and the highest rated cable news network, not a battle you want to fight.

Best thing since the election? Biden didn’t bite and made Donald swing in the wind, making those guys look like fools with no enemy.

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retired cynic  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:58:41pm

I sent a close lawyer friend of mine that thread taking apart the lawsuit just filed by Sidney Powell, with all the typos and errors. This is what he said:

Well, I get his point about the redacted declaration, and the typos, but a lot of it sounds like the typical lawyer being snarky about another lawyer’s work I hear all the time. It’s true that you are supposed to plead fraud with specificity, but I’m really not sure whether election fraud when alleged is in a category of its own. I’ve had to defend against some poorly drafted complaints, including one fairly recently in U.S. Bankruptcy Court, and if you decide you’re not going to take them seriously, you do so at your own peril. We tried twice to get that one dismissed because it was so poorly drafted, and rather than dismissal, the judge kept giving opposing counsel another and then another opportunity to file an amended version fixing the flaws we identified.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 27, 2020 • 3:58:55pm

re: #138 dangerman

I thought he named Janet Yellen to that post.
washingtonpost.com

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Decatur Deb  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:01:02pm

re: #141 jaunte

Strong more-money-than-sense energy coming from wealthy Trump supporters lately.

Not all of them:

Donor to pro-Trump group sues to get his money back after dropped election lawsuits
usatoday.com

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William Lewis  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:02:10pm

re: #133 Belafon

usgs.gov

Well, that’s neat to know! Thanks!

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:02:21pm

Doesn’t get that “retired” means civilian

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dangerman  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:04:08pm

re: #144 PhillyPretzel

I thought he named Janet Yellen to that post.
washingtonpost.com

My post is squarely in the just for fun department

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:05:36pm

re: #147 dangerman

We need to go back to talking about citizen soldiers and drop all the ‘warrior’ references.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:05:45pm

del

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:07:57pm

re: #147 dangerman

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Doesn’t get that “retired” means civilian

The only thing that needs to go away was the Democratic tradition of naming a republican to be Sec. of Defense out of some sort of deference for some reason.

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lawhawk  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:09:09pm

re: #113 jaunte

The Sackler family should be perp walked in state and federal court. All the felonies. That’s not just manslaughtery - it’s straight up manslaughter or 3d degree murder.

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jaunte  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:13:47pm

Rake-stepping intensifies…

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:15:51pm

Friday night zoom services are having some problems — the cantor’s mic isn’t working properly and the Rabbi’s mic is producing an echo. The perils of modern technology.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:17:18pm

re: #42 A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!

Well, here’s another reduced price insulin announcement. I expect they’re worried that bad press about thousands of people dying of diabetes because their insulin was at larcenous prices will make Congress give serious attention to drug prices, and even do something about it. (And let’s hope it doesn’t work — I think dems are ready to do something.)

(Private below so Joe B will get the email.)

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mmmirele  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:20:39pm

If this didn’t get posted yesterday, this is Mike Dunford, a lawyer type who has experience fighting birthers in various states from the Obama days, taking a look at Sidney Powell’s filings. It’s long, and as you might have expected, it’s complete and utter hogwash. Dozens of tweets completely eviscerating Powell’s work, which IMHO looks like a copypasta from a law firm’s trash can.

Dunford also takes a look at the 3rd Circuit case:

Boy oh boy is it yummy. It’s not often you see a judicial smackdown like this!

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stpaulbear  Nov 27, 2020 • 4:35:16pm

re: #116 William Lewis

Though this year gave more excuse than usual, I prefer to avoid people at all costs on “Black Friday” and go nowhere near stores if possible. I did this today instead:

I usually to go to a pottery sale that about a dozen potters hold in a Minneapolis church every Thanksgiving weekend. My favorite record store is on the way home and everything is 20% off on Black Friday. The pottery sale was rightly cancelled, and the record store is open this weekend but I don’t want to go there. They heavily limit the number of people in the store so there was probably a waiting line to get in anyway.

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sagehen  Nov 27, 2020 • 5:34:54pm

re: #157 stpaulbear

I usually to go to a pottery sale that about a dozen potters hold in a Minneapolis church every Thanksgiving weekend. My favorite record store is on the way home and everything is 20% off on Black Friday. The pottery sale was rightly cancelled, and the record store is open this weekend but I don’t want to go there. They heavily limit the number of people in the store so there was probably a waiting line to get in anyway.

There’s a waiting line to get into Zabar’s, but it takes about as long as the pre-pandemic waiting line for my number to get called at the prepared-foods counter. So, total time is about the same and I don’t have to wait in a crowd.


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