BREAKING: Bill Barr Bails

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Yeah, he was fired the minute he refused to co-sign Trump’s “voter fraud” con game.

The Trump-thing hath tweeted.

With five weeks left in his rotten, corrupt administration the Attorney General “resigns.” Just another normal day in the shitshow.

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244 comments
1
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 2:56:41pm

Happy Hanukkah!

Menorah from a museum in Memphis, TN I visited back in 2014.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 2:58:24pm

Barr predicted this a while back

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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 2:58:31pm

From downstairs:

“sir, mister great maga president, I fondly remember how on your election four years past and well attended inaugural speech you lovingly reached out to your filthy opponents and they rejected the hand of friendship and also did not pay respect to your many great and informative tweets on the social media thing.”

//

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Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don't play one on TV  Dec 14, 2020 • 2:58:52pm

this here:

With five weeks left in his rotten, corrupt administration the Attorney General “resigns.” Just another normal day in the shitshow.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 2:59:26pm
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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:01:24pm

re: #5 jaunte

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It’s a great letter, a beautiful letter, a perfect letter

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:01:48pm

re: #6 Sir John Barron

“So true!”

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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:02:01pm

re: #5 jaunte

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“Would you like to resign now? Here is the letter that somebody in this WH wrote.”

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:02:19pm

From upstairs:

re: #362 🌹UOJB!

Bye, Bye Barr!

Trump announces AG Bill Barr is leaving DOJ on December 23

rawstory.com

Tossed aside like a used condom.

Apt. He was of no good purpose anymore.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:02:58pm
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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:03:09pm

re: #9 austin_blue

From upstairs:

re: #362 🌹UOJB!

Bye, Bye Barr!

Trump announces AG Bill Barr is leaving DOJ on December 23

rawstory.com

Tossed aside like a used condom.

Apt. He was of no good purpose anymore.

“I’m replacing the great Bill Barr with these other great men in my AG office, whatever their names..”

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:03:24pm

re: #8 Sir John Barron

“Would you like to resign now? Here is the letter that somebody in this WH wrote.”

That letter has Miller whiff all over it.

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Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don't play one on TV  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:03:35pm

free-form cinnamon pecan scones

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:03:55pm

Geez. I step away for an hour. AN HOUR. Why do you do this to me, 2020?!?!?

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:05:08pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:05:31pm

re: #5 jaunte

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:06:16pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:08:25pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:09:17pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:09:29pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:09:44pm

re: #1 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

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Menorah from a museum in Memphis, TN I visited back in 2014.

Is that… Elvis’s menorah?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:10:01pm

The alliteration in the headline is accurate and awesome altogether.

/

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Decatur Deb  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:10:08pm

re: #17 teleskiguy

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He heard while he sang and dreamed
A piper piping away,
And never was piping so sad,
And never was piping so gay.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:10:42pm

Man this has been the best Monday in a hot minute.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:11:06pm

re: #21 The Pie Overlord!

Is that… Elvis’s menorah?

I didn’t visit Graceland since I’m not a Elvis fan.

Belz Museum of Asian and Judaic Art.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:11:10pm

re: #24 Eclectic Cyborg

Man this has been the best Monday in a hot minute.

2021 is performing its warm-up act.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:11:34pm

re: #10 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Not participating in an attempted coup isn’t praiseworthy in the least. Barr is a horrible human being, I hope he is disbarred.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:12:04pm

re: #18 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:12:38pm

re: #5 jaunte

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Spelling errors? All caps?

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Decatur Deb  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:13:29pm

re: #27 Patricia Kayden

Not participating in an attempted coup isn’t praiseworthy in the least. Barr is a horrible human being, I hope he is disbarred.

We’ve all been disBarred.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:13:47pm

No holiday pay for Barr.

MerryFuckingXmas to you!

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:14:58pm

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

Just how wonderful and incredible the fantastic President has been.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:15:15pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

No holiday pay for Barr.

MerryFuckingXmas to you!

Enrolled in the jelly of the month club.

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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:15:19pm

I like how the idea is he’s resigning “just before Christmas” to spend the holidays with his family… as if the Attorney General of the United States couldn’t just take a long weekend to hang out with the grandkids?

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Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don't play one on TV  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:16:49pm

re: #13 Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don’t play one on TV

free-form cinnamon pecan scones

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mrsdm comes in, takes a huge inhale and says
“lets skip the rest of tonight and pretend it’s breakfast”

we won’t though because tonight is salmon, her fave.

it’s gonna be bourbon marinated salmon with roasted cauliflower

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Decatur Deb  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:17:02pm

re: #25 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I didn’t visit Graceland since I’m not a Elvis fan.

Belz Museum of Asian and Judaic Art.

Looks like the SEC Yeshiva Bowl trophy.

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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:17:32pm

Seriously, they’re not even trying with their lies anymore. Just saying the dumbest shit knowing that 40% of the country will just take them at their word

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:19:51pm
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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:20:06pm

Meanwhile, this fucking profile in courage:

Senate Majority Whip John Thune said that Joe Biden is President-elect once he crosses 270 electoral votes and says efforts to challenge the results in Congress are “not going anywhere.” He said “it’s time for everybody to move on” after today.

Hopefully this means no Senator will co-sign the House GOP shenanigans to challenge electors on the 6th.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:25:15pm

re: #39 KGxvi

Meanwhile, this fucking profile in courage:

Hopefully this means no Senator will co-sign the House GOP shenanigans to challenge electors on the 6th.

Ted and Lindsey will

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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:25:30pm

re: #28 NO SMOCKING GUN!

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“actually the title, the role of president is pretty insignificant anyway. Doesn’t have any real power under the Constitution. So if this Joe…Biden fella wants the job, I don’t know..”

/

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:25:39pm

I too thought the menorah was a bit over the top. Probably why I took the photo.

I think the framed illustrated manuscripts were much more interesting. I also took multiple photos of various colorful silk robes from the Asian art sections.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:25:48pm
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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:26:28pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:26:41pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:27:23pm

Reality, the ultimate gotcha.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:28:03pm
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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:29:24pm

re: #28 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Only possible response to that:

Billy Madison - Everyone in this Room is Now Dumber

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:30:13pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:30:14pm

re: #39 KGxvi

I’m pretty sure that Rand Paul will. Or Johnson. Or Graham. They have to show Trump just how loyal they are to him.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:30:50pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:31:38pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Abject cowardice.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:31:52pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:33:20pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

These profiles in courage (*cough*) are happening because, if one looks at the typical social media outlet, the Trumper base is still in denial.

So any Republican who challenges that absurd belief that Trump will be President come 22 Jan will be labeled as Satan.

This county has a rather large fraction of the electorate who are mentally compromised.

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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:33:29pm

re: #50 Patricia Kayden

I’m pretty sure that Rand Paul will. Or Johnson. Or Graham. They have to show Trump just how loyal they are to him.

But why at that point?

Paul and Cruz probably want to run for president again. There’s no upside for Johnson, considering he has to seek re-election in Wisconsin. And Butters is probably already looking for his new Cartman (plus he doesn’t have to worry about voters for 6 years, if ever again).

I can’t even find an entirely cynical self-serving reason for any of them to continue this game.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:33:33pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:36:03pm

“…to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”

Five more weeks.

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(((Archangel1)))  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:36:10pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:36:43pm

re: #58 (((Archangel1)))

Fiddling while Trump burns (with anger).

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:36:52pm

re: #44 nines09

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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:39:11pm

I was going to comment on the apparent courage of Rep Paul Mitchell of Michigan, resigning from the GOP, but he didn’t seek re-election, so suddenly being an independent for three weeks is worth fuckall as far as I’m concerned.

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🌹UOJB!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:39:38pm

re: #40 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ted and Lindsey will

Ron Johnsonwax says he will join Mo Asshole Brooks.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:43:19pm
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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:45:14pm

re: #61 KGxvi

I was going to comment on the apparent courage of Rep Paul Mitchell of Michigan, resigning from the GOP, but he didn’t seek re-election, so suddenly being an independent for three weeks is worth fuckall as far as I’m concerned.

Republican elected officials know that their base is thoroughly Trumpist. In nearly all cases, the only threat to their staying in office is being primaried from the right for any deviation (real or imaginary) from Trumpist dogma (whatever that shit happens to be at the moment).

So there will be no profiles in courage from GOP elected officials.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:46:33pm

Here’s one hot off the request line for the soon to be former President, Donald Trump!

Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

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KGxvi  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:47:33pm

re: #64 EPR-radar

Republican elected officials know that their base is thoroughly Trumpist. In nearly all cases, the only threat to their staying in office is being primaried from the right for any deviation (real or imaginary) from Trumpist dogma (whatever that shit happens to be at the moment).

So there will be no profiles in courage from GOP elected officials.

I need to look into the redistricting set up, since 2022 will have new lines across the country.

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:47:33pm
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Nyet  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:48:11pm

Me, I’m tired of winning. Let’s just win one final time.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:49:44pm
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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:50:50pm

re: #66 KGxvi

I need to look into the redistricting set up, since 2022 will have new lines across the country.

The impression I have from a few weeks ago is that Republicans did well enough downticket that the 2020 redistricting will further entrench their undeserved hold on power.

There’s also the question of how badly Trump’s tools fucked up the census results.

Hopefully I’m wrong.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:50:55pm

re: #62 🌹UOJB!

another quick SS question for you:
when someone retires at 66 years plus 2 months, how is the 2 months counted (in days) if the person’s birthday is in February? 60 days after the birthday?

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Nyet  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:51:09pm

Nice that no faithless on our side. Sad there are none on the fascist side.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:51:57pm
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Nyet  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:53:14pm

re: #73 nines09

Fetterman memes with the best of them.

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stpaulbear  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:54:26pm

Trump probably fired Barr on 12/23 so he wouldn’t have to pay him for Christmas Eve and Christmas.

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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:54:30pm

re: #69 jaunte

Silberman’s question is framed incorrectly, since it presupposes Russia as prime mover for the disasters of Trumpism, and also presupposes a corruptible GOP.

But the prime mover of Trumpism is the festering rot of the Republican Party. The GOP is incorruptible because it is maximally corrupt, in every conceivable way.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:54:37pm

re: #74 Nyet

Fetterman memes with the best of them.

I still say he’d be a superior politician for the progressives to rally behind than such as Bernie Sanders.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:54:53pm

thread!

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stpaulbear  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:55:17pm

re: #13 Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don’t play one on TV

free-form cinnamon pecan scones

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But they’re all triangles…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:55:48pm

re: #75 stpaulbear

Trump probably fired Barr on 12/23 so he wouldn’t have to pay him for Christmas Eve and Christmas.

bet Barr doesn’t even get the Covid vaccine as a parting gift.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:55:55pm

Ari Melber had a senior Wisconsin GOP official on his show and asked him to reflect on his reaction to Trump’s loss this year compared to Trump’s victory in 2016. Stupid question actually BUT as soon as the GOP guy started talking about some “illegitimate” actions taken by the Democrats to help voters, I could not stand listening another minute — and muted the rest of his comments. There is no hope of discussion when the other side, against all evidence, refuses to concede their defeat.

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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:55:58pm

re: #72 Nyet

Nice that no faithless on our side. Sad there are none on the fascist side.

It’s good on both sides. The last thing we need is for the feeble-minded of the nation getting excited about meaningless faithless elector bullcrap.

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🌹UOJB!  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:56:25pm

re: #65 Eclectic Cyborg

I prefer this

Drop Dead/Celebration

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:57:00pm

Excellently written (if infuriating) paragraph from that “Go Fund Yourself” story on Mother Jones (emphasis my own):

If you’re looking for monsters, you won’t find them at youcaring.com or any of the other crowdfunding sites that are rising to fill the ever-widening cracks in the American health care system. It’s just that the marketplace of compassion, which is what crowdfunding sites amount to, produces winners and losers like any other marketplace. America is becoming a country so free that everyone must beg to survive, and most will not beg well enough.

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Nyet  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:58:19pm

re: #82 EPR-radar

It’s good on both sides. The last thing we need is for the feeble-minded of the nation getting excited about meaningless faithless elector bullcrap.

I see your point, but it’s still sad.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:58:26pm

who could have predicted…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:59:05pm

re: #18 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That was Sarah Palin worthy word salad argle bargle.

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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2020 • 3:59:33pm

re: #81 Hecuba’s daughter

Ari Melber had a senior Wisconsin GOP official on his show and asked him to reflect on his reaction to Trump’s loss this year compared to Trump’s victory in 2016. Stupid question actually BUT as soon as the GOP guy started talking about some “illegitimate” actions taken by the Democrats to help voters, I could not stand listening another minute — and muted the rest of his comments. There is no hope of discussion when the other side, against all evidence, refuses to concede their defeat.

Realistically, there is nothing to talk about with any true-believing conservative.

To the extent they even have ideas anymore, those ideas are uniformly worthless.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:00:51pm

re: #74 Nyet

Fetterman memes with the best of them.

Jawn knows his shit. Him and Josh Shapiro are great people. More needed.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:00:53pm
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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:03:23pm

Hey, I keep hearing my person singing about some Puppy for Hanukkah. Should I be worried?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:04:16pm
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Nyet  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:07:55pm

“Do your research” = wingnut for “I have no evidence”.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:08:03pm

re: #92 Dread Pirate Ron

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Even if said doctor was a veterinarian…

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:08:08pm
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Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don't play one on TV  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:09:30pm

re: #79 stpaulbear

But they’re all triangles…

all different sizes
and not using one of those cookie cutter scone pans

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:10:39pm

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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:11:36pm

re: #95 jaunte

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:11:57pm
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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:12:23pm

Hey guys, remember when all these losers showed up in multiple states around the country and pretended to cast fake electoral votes for Hillary Clinton?

No?

Right.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:12:36pm

re: #96 Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don’t play one on TV

HANDMADE.
That will be $2.99 more per half dozen.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:13:01pm
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🌹UOJB!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:14:09pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

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re: #92 Dread Pirate Ron

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:14:25pm

re: #92 Dread Pirate Ron

Why would I assume that someone who introduces himself as “Dr. Smith” is AUTOMATICALLY a medical doctor??

There are all kinds of doctors out there.

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stpaulbear  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:14:36pm

re: #62 🌹UOJB!

Ron Johnsonwax says he will join Mo Asshole Brooks.

Johnson is likely to wind up in jail once Trump is not president.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:14:53pm

re: #101 nines09

HANDMADE.
That will be $2.99 more per half dozen.

Artisanal would add another dollar or two.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:15:16pm

re: #104 Eclectic Cyborg

Why would I assume that someone who introduces himself as “Dr. Smith” is AUTOMATICALLY a medical doctor??

There are all kinds of doctors out there.

The circles I run in, I’d be more likely to assume that he or she is NOT a medical doctor. I know more Ph.D.’s than MD’s.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:15:33pm

re: #106 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Artisanal would add another dollar or two.

Are they curated?

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:15:54pm

No way in hell am I ever dining with Ben Shapiro.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:16:45pm

re: #109 I Would Prefer Not To

No way in hell am I ever dining with Ben Shapiro.

I wouldn’t even have Ben Shapiro for dinner. Not enough meat, and what is there tastes like shit.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:16:55pm

re: #106 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Artisanal would add another dollar or two.

Fresh! Is another 2 bucks
Family recipe from 1045 AD adds another buck.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:16:56pm

re: #109 I Would Prefer Not To

No way in hell am I ever dining with Ben Shapiro.

Most of the time would be spent cutting up his meat and vegetables into small pieces.

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:17:52pm

re: #98 b.d. (We Won!)

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Whatever, Donnie.

Popular, Electoral, you lost ‘em both, YOU LOSER! Joe Biden ran a better campaign than you did by your own metrics, YOU LOSER.

Now, take your skank Trophy Wife and get lost.

Loser.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:17:53pm

re: #43 Dread Pirate Ron

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Pleasantly surprised that the rightwing supermajority respected Obergefell.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:18:19pm

re: #108 jaunte

re: #111 nines09

Fresh homemade, artisanally curated scones would sell for $10 each.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:18:50pm

re: #115 Dr. Teddy’s Person

I am losing out here somehow…..

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:19:11pm

We are so fortunate that the House is held by the Democrats. Otherwise there would have been a real danger that the fake “alternate” slate of electors would have been selected, as they were in 1876.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:20:35pm

re: #116 nines09

With a cup of REAL EARL GREY TEA

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:20:48pm

re: #117 Hecuba’s daughter

We are so fortunate that the House is held by the Democrats. Otherwise there would have been a real danger that the fake “alternate” slate of electors would have been selected, as they were in 1876.

No. The real electors might have been set aside, but then those electoral votes would not have counted toward the total at all. No alternate set of electors passed the Constitutionally mandated requirements to be considered by the Congress. Trust the system - it managed to learn from 1876, at least.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:21:37pm

re: #103 🌹UOJB!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:22:05pm

I’ve reported several Twitter accounts today, that are clearly fake. There are a loads of twitter accounts showing up disputing the electoral college results.

Twitter is so easy to be worked.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:22:05pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

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who could have predicted…

Kentucky is surrounded by 3 of the top 5 states in per capita new cases over the last week, Indiana, Tn and Ohio. Kentucky is 22nd, because we have a Democratic governor who respects science.

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:22:20pm

re: #109 I Would Prefer Not To

No way in hell am I ever dining with Ben Shapiro.

No way in hell I wouldn’t love serving Ben Shapiro his dinner.

Heh heh heh…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:24:03pm

re: #114 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Pleasantly surprised that the rightwing supermajority respected Obergefell.

Kim has a disappoint…

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🌹UOJB!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:25:42pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:25:50pm

re: #122 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Kentucky is surrounded by 3 of the top 5 states in per capita new cases over the last week, Indiana, Tn and Ohio. Kentucky is 22nd, because we have a Democratic governor who respects science.

And our numbers are dropping, no thanks to our commonwealth GOP.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:25:56pm

re: #114 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Justices will not likely overturn their predecessors without a lot of thought.

Because if justices start throwing out precedence, then they know that any decision of their own can easily be undone by the next guy.

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:26:49pm

re: #118 nines09

With a cup of REAL EARL GREY TEA

Oooh…I’ve got some bad news, and I know it’s true because it was on the Interwebs. It was an article called:

“Bergamot Oil, the Silent Killer”

So sorry to be the bringer of sad news.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:27:09pm

re: #122 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Kentucky is surrounded by 3 of the top 5 states in per capita new cases over the last week, Indiana, Tn and Ohio. Kentucky is 22nd, because we have a Democratic governor who respects science.

You’re taking over our position, now that the Dakotas have largely killed off their population and Wisconsin’s cases have abated due to the winter effect of “I’m fucking staying home, too damn cold outside to do anything”.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:27:11pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:28:04pm

re: #126 Backwoods_Sleuth

And our numbers are dropping, no thanks to our commonwealth GOP.

Yea, I’m going to be calling my brand new GOP Senator and beg her, if she is really as prolife as she claimed, not to vote out the mask mandate while we still have community transmission.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:30:34pm

re: #125 🌹UOJB!

OK, MrBWS’s birthday is February 16.
Does his benefit start in April or May?

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:30:44pm

When i saw the headline for the thread, I thought it said “BREAKING BILL BARR’S BALLS.”

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:31:35pm

How nice is it that when the President-elect is scheduled to speak at 6:30 CST, he speaks at 6:30 CST?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:32:21pm

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:32:48pm
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BeachDem  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:33:11pm

re: #94 Backwoods_Sleuth

Even if said doctor was a veterinarian…

Or a dentist? (Even one like Gosar, who has excellent body language skills///)

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🌹UOJB!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:33:22pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

OK, MrBWS’s birthday is February 16.
Does his benefit start in April or May?

If his birthday is Feb 16 then his benefit starts with March and is paid in April.

Before Phil Gramm screwed Social Security in 1981 people could get prorated benefits.

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Egregious Philbin  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:33:24pm

Biden is just rubbing Trump’s name in it now….he is gonna have a stroke…

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:34:05pm

Biden keeps clearing his throat. Tonight, Hannity will be saying Biden is dying.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:34:06pm

re: #128 austin_blue

Bad news is being on a toll road and stopping at a Starbucks and trying to figure out the least stale bakery item under the lights in the dead case at 2 AM.
I’ve eaten scones I could have played hockey with.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:34:43pm

re: #139 Egregious Philbin

Biden is just rubbing Trump’s name in it now….he is gonna have a stroke…

This is fine.

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:35:56pm

re: #130 Dread Pirate Ron

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Does that Gucci Carpetbagger from Illinois, Loeffler, know that the Braves came to Atlanta from Boston via Milwaukee?

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:38:05pm

I can’t describe how SOOTHING it is to listen to Joe Biden’s voice and not that loser’s nasal whine.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:38:14pm

Biden is BRINGING IT!

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Egregious Philbin  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:39:00pm

He is just flamethrowing Trump now. Its brilliant!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:39:23pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:39:29pm

BRINGING RECEIPTS

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:39:44pm

re: #144 The Pie Overlord!

I can’t describe how SOOTHING it is to listen to Joe Biden’s voice and not that loser’s nasal whine.

I’m going to enjoy hearing this voice. It’s intelligent, empathetic, & decisive.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:09pm

ALL THE FUCKING RECEIPTS

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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:24pm

re: #136 The Pie Overlord!

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OMG Only 17 people are watching this!!!!

later….

Biden never said that he…….

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Jay C  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:33pm

As it is, PE Joe is just reiterating arguments we have all made here at LGF over and over again about the legitimacy and security if the election. Nice to know he agrees with us….

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:33pm

re: #146 Egregious Philbin

He is just flamethrowing Trump now. Its brilliant!

He’s just telling the facts.

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plansbandc  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:37pm

re: #144 The Pie Overlord!

Seriously. The orange’s voice is nerve destroying.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:40:48pm

All these facts and truth is just too much for me after the last four years.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:41:09pm

re: #154 plansbandc

Seriously. The orange’s voice is nerve destroying.

Like nails on a chalkboard, but at 120 dB.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:41:26pm

re: #152 Jay C

As it is, PE Joe is just reiterating arguments we have all made here at LGF over and over again about the legitimacy and security if the election. Nice to know he agrees with us….

He remembers 2016 well.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:41:35pm

Kill that frog, Joe.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:41:37pm
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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:42:09pm

re: #130 Dread Pirate Ron

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Ah yes, doing the “tomahawk chop” really honors Native American heritage.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:44:42pm
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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:45:00pm

Good job, Joe. You’re going to make a fine President.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:45:17pm

Ends with the Prayer of St. Francis. I like when he invokes faith. I’m not religious but it’s a part of who I am still.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:45:27pm

re: #140 Ace Rothstein

Biden keeps clearing his throat. Tonight, Hannity will be saying Biden is dying.

He’s not well.
Walking off he looked not so good.
But he still is better than that orange nightmare.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:45:44pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:46:40pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s not well.
Walking off he looked not so good.
But he still is better than that orange nightmare.

Was he coughing?

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:47:07pm

re: #163 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Ends with the Prayer of St. Francis. I like when he invokes faith. I’m not religious but it’s a part of who I am still.

It’s important to me that he means it. Unlike the fake invocations of religion that we’ve been getting for the last 4 years, I appreciate that Mr. Biden actually believes in something and is willing to stand by his faith publicly.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:47:14pm

re: #164 Backwoods_Sleuth

I can’t imagine the stress he’s under. Maybe now he can get a decent night’s rest and something for that scratchy throat.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:48:34pm

re: #167 thedopefishlives

It’s important to me that he means it. Unlike the fake invocations of religion that we’ve been getting for the last 4 years, I appreciate that Mr. Biden actually believes in something and is willing to stand by his faith publicly.

Yeah I don’t mind sincere faith. I just don’t like it as a political weapon and it’s not to him. It’s who he is and coming from a Catholic family, I appreciate it.

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lawhawk  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:49:05pm

re: #98 b.d. (We Won!)

No fucking way he wrote either of those.

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:49:16pm

Well, that was just killer bee on Joe’s part. He whipped Drumpf like a (pick your least distasteful victim).

But just watch, Trump is going to lash right back at this. He always does. He always will. He learned it Roy Cohn’s knee. It’s all he knows.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:49:18pm

Current mood

Charlie Brown Christmas Dance

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Romantic Heretic  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:53:18pm

re: #18 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That’s what someone sounds like when they’re having a panic attack.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:54:02pm

Didn’t know this.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:54:13pm

re: #163 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Ends with the Prayer of St. Francis. I like when he invokes faith. I’m not religious but it’s a part of who I am still.

You know that when he invokes faith it’s because he feels it.

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lawhawk  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:54:34pm

Right wing lunatics goalpost moving.

Trump insists he won by landslide in 2016, when there was sufficient reason to believe that foreign interference and voter suppression led to a massive loss in the popular vote and an obscene result with the EC. Hillary conceded within days. She didn’t fight any of it.

She lost with a grace not a single GOPer could abide with.

Then, in 2020, Trump lost in massive and overwhelming fashion as a total repudiation of his disastrous admin. But he spent every day since November 3 fighting and lying about how he won, fraud cost him the election with no evidence, and sued in every court he could find claiming he won. He then proceeded to lose every single case save one, lost at every level of court - state and federal - and his base still lied and believed in the lie. They threatened armed insurrection and violence and threatened those who counted the ballots and certified the counts.

The GOP are irredeemable.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:56:23pm

re: #175 The Pie Overlord!

You know that when he invokes faith it’s because he feels it.

Yep. It doesn’t feel fake. My grandparents and their siblings saw their faith a lot like Joe sees his.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:56:41pm

I’m not a religious person at all, but I know that Biden is a true believer unlike the orange dung.

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lawhawk  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:57:29pm

re: #175 The Pie Overlord!

You know that when he invokes faith it’s because he feels it.

Biden is spiritual. He doesn’t go to church because it’s a performance. He goes because he feels it.

That’s unlike Trump who would start a riot to go take a photo op outside of a church, but who spends more time golfing than he does going to church. Trump cares only about his material wealth and power. That’s it. But right wingers and the GOP will continue to paint Democrats as anti-religion when the GOP are led by a bunch of thugs who would more likely burn books than read them (the Bible included).

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Jay C  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:58:55pm

re: #174 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

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Didn’t know this.

I can relate: reflux can be a PITA: but if it can be successfully treated with Nexium (OTC), it can’t be all that bad.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 4:59:23pm

re: #179 lawhawk

I’m sure Biden’s faith has been tested with all the personal tragedy he’s had to endure in his life, but I have no doubt whatsoever that his faith is real. You will never ever see him hold his bible upside down for a photo op outside of a church he’s never set foot in.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:00:20pm

This Just In….

Video of the Barr resignation

HOW IT WORKS: Ejection Seats

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A Mom Anon  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:00:31pm

re: #178 Ace Rothstein

He also doesn’t use his religion as a freaking club to hurt others. He’s following Jesus’ teachings of kindness, compassion, empathy. There is quiet strength in that, and as not religious as I am, I’m ok with that. I don’t care how a person gets to that place, as long as they do.

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Jay C  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:02:12pm

re: #181 Ace Rothstein

I’m sure Biden’s faith has been tested with all the personal tragedy he’s had to endure in his life, but I have no doubt whatsoever that his faith is real.

Right.
The sort of President who will go golfing on Sunday after church.
Vs. the (thankfully soon-to-be-former) incumbent, who goes golfing instead of church….

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:02:14pm
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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:02:48pm

re: #185 The Pie Overlord!

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He don’t take no shit from nobody.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:04:24pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:04:26pm

re: #186 thedopefishlives

He don’t take no shit from nobody.

Joe has been in this game all his life, made horrible people expose themselves as horrible people and has stayed above the fray the entire time

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:04:55pm

re: #185 The Pie Overlord!

Did Peter Douchey ever ask Trump why he ripped off his charity, admitted it, and then paid a $2 million fine?

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:06:02pm

re: #130 Dread Pirate Ron

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Perdue and Loeffler probably own stocks in foam tomahawks.

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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:06:13pm

[Cough choke wheeze die]

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:06:47pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:06:50pm
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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:08:27pm

re: #181 Ace Rothstein

I’m sure Biden’s faith has been tested with all the personal tragedy he’s had to endure in his life, but I have no doubt whatsoever that his faith is real.

Yeah, I’m retired RCC, unlike Biden, but I imagine he suffered through what Douglas Adams called “The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul” and came out the back with his Faith intact, perhaps stronger. Props to him.

What I especially respect is that there is a hard full-stop between his Faith and his Politics, as there should be. They are overlapping magisteria, but you damn well have to know the difference and where to draw the line.

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lawhawk  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:09:25pm

re: #191 thedopefishlives

Kobach is the lunatic who spent years trying to disenfranchise persons of color in Kansas and nationwide. Trump tapped him to show existence of voter fraud in 2016 and he failed to serve up a single example.

Kobach is also the lunatic who filed papers with one court that were so badly smacked down that the Judge in the case sanctioned Kobach and told him to take remedial law courses.

It’s no surprise that Kobach was eyeballs deep on the insane GOP suits that were crushed by the courts.

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(((Archangel1)))  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:10:20pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:10:36pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:11:08pm
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thedopefishlives  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:11:34pm

re: #195 lawhawk

Kobach is the lunatic who spent years trying to disenfranchise persons of color in Kansas and nationwide. Trump tapped him to show existence of voter fraud in 2016 and he failed to serve up a single example.

Kobach is also the lunatic who filed papers with one court that were so badly smacked down that the Judge in the case sanctioned Kobach and told him to take remedial law courses.

It’s no surprise that Kobach was eyeballs deep on the insane GOP suits that were crushed by the courts.

Oh yes, I remember him veeeery clearly.

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nines09  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:11:45pm

re: #185 The Pie Overlord!

Perfect.

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Romantic Heretic  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:12:54pm

re: #121 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Twitter is so easy to be worked.

It’s what happens to any organization relies on Artificial Stupidity.

Not that Twitter doesn’t have lots of real stupid, but the artificial stupid makes it happen more efficiently. /

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:13:12pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

A lack of spine prevents Republicans from just saying, “Yes, Biden is the President Elect.” Pathetic.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:13:23pm

re: #181 Ace Rothstein

I’m sure Biden’s faith has been tested with all the personal tragedy he’s had to endure in his life, but I have no doubt whatsoever that his faith is real. You will never ever see him hold his bible upside down for a photo op outside of a church he’s never set foot in.

You won’t see him weaponize it. The funny thing is going to be watching the right lose their shit with a devout Catholic potus. I hope it exposes how narrow their interpretations of religious faith are.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:14:20pm

re: #194 austin_blue

Yeah, I’m retired RCC, unlike Biden, but I imagine he suffered through what Douglas Adams called “The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul” and came out the back with his Faith intact, perhaps stronger. Props to him.

What I especially respect is that there is a hard full-stop between his Faith and his Politics, as there should be. They are overlapping magisteria, but you damn well have to know the difference and where to draw the line.

Exactly.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:14:37pm

re: #203 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

You won’t see him weaponize it. The funny thing is going to be watching the right lose their shit with a devout Catholic potus. I hope it exposes how narrow their interpretations of religious faith are.

And the shallowness of their own faith.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:15:12pm

re: #198 jaunte

That makes me laugh out loud!! 😂

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:15:27pm

re: #191 thedopefishlives

[Cough choke wheeze die]

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That Kobach never made it into Trump’s cabinet is a blessing.

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:16:12pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:17:16pm

re: #208 teleskiguy

Because there is no Hunter scandal.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:18:03pm

re: #115 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Fresh homemade, artisanally curated scones would sell for $10 each.

I’ve been taking this chain of additional adjectives and simply been substituting “dwarfbread” for the word “scone”.

:)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:18:24pm

re: #166 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Was he coughing?

a lot

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:21:02pm

re: #208 teleskiguy

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And if he had brought up, Constipated Face would complain he was interfering with an ongoing investigation.

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Sherlock Hound  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:22:12pm

re: #174 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I have to clear my throat often. I get migraines. When they affect the nasal area, I get the WORST congestion! This happens at all times of the year, cold or hot, winter or summer. I sound just like Biden at times.

They’re gonna say he has the rona, though. Neither of us does, so far as I know, but Rush and the Q-nuts will say it anyway.

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Dr. Teddy's Person  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:22:59pm

re: #210 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I’ve been taking this chain of additional adjectives and simply been substituting “dwarfbread” for the word “scone”.

:)

Dwarfbread would be in a whole different price category.

Snow White’s Locally Sourced Dwarfbread would set you back $25 per loaf.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:23:32pm

re: #208 teleskiguy

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BIDEN DID NOT EVEN MENTION BENGHAZI

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:23:49pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:24:52pm

re: #166 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Was he coughing?

Sounded to me like he had something in his throat and one or two good coughs would clear it up, obviously he did not have that option.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:25:53pm

re: #213 Sherlock Hound

I have to clear my throat often. I get migraines. When they affect the nasal area, I get the WORST congestion! This happens at all times of the year, cold or hot, winter or summer. I sound just like Biden at times.

They’re gonna say he has the rona, though. Neither of us does, so far as I know, but Rush and the Q-nuts will say it anyway.

I was wondering about that. Figured it was the weather honesty since it’s starting to get colder. I stutter. I’m sure Joe’s fine. He’s not elegant but he knows how to communicate.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:28:59pm

re: #184 Jay C

Right.
The sort of President who will go golfing on Sunday after church.
Vs. the (thankfully soon-to-be-former) incumbent, who goes golfing instead of church….

I think it has more to do with the golfer’s character and integrity rather than the fact that they golf rather than churching.

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:30:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:32:34pm

re: #203 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

You won’t see him weaponize it. The funny thing is going to be watching the right lose their shit with a devout Catholic potus. I hope it exposes how narrow their interpretations of religious faith are.

Which is totes opposite ofJFK

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:34:09pm

re: #221 Backwoods_Sleuth

Which is totes opposite ofJFK

Though I’m sure the RCC has their share of assholes who will spout about Biden not being Catholic enough when he doesn’t act they way they wish him to act.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:36:01pm

re: #213 Sherlock Hound

I have to clear my throat often. I get migraines. When they affect the nasal area, I get the WORST congestion! This happens at all times of the year, cold or hot, winter or summer. I sound just like Biden at times.

They’re gonna say he has the rona, though. Neither of us does, so far as I know, but Rush and the Q-nuts will say it anyway.

maybe he just had a bad night, but I’ve heard him speak many times in recent days/weeks/months, and there was a LOT of throat clearing happening tonight.

A LOT.

Like every sentence.

It was not normal.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:38:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:38:57pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:40:27pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:40:29pm

re: #219 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I think it has more to do with the golfer’s character and integrity rather than the fact that they golf rather than churching.

Doesn’t really go with your conversation because the premise is different, but it reminded me of this joke:

A doctor and a lawyer were playing golf one Saturday morning when a funeral procession drove past the country club green they were putting on. The lawyer stopped setting up his approach, turned, took off his hat and bowed his head. The doctor said: “I was actually moved by your reverence for the dead.” And the lawyer said, “it’s the least I could do; we were married for 37 years.”

Or something like that. Sorry.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:41:35pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:41:57pm

re: #223 Backwoods_Sleuth

maybe he just had a bad night, but I’ve heard him speak many times in recent days/weeks/months, and there was a LOT of throat clearing happening tonight.

A LOT.

Like every sentence.

It was not normal.

See #174 above for possible explanation of throat problems.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:42:21pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:42:49pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:43:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:43:59pm

re: #229 Hecuba’s daughter

See #174 above for possible explanation of throat problems.

saw that and posted my comment much later with that comment in mind

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:45:29pm

Joe is outta fucks to give & he didn’t hold back.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:49:53pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:50:24pm

LOL “uphill.”

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Sir John Barron  Dec 14, 2020 • 5:50:33pm

re: #226 Backwoods_Sleuth

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steve_davis  Dec 14, 2020 • 6:01:09pm

re: #174 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

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Didn’t know this.

i wonder if anyone has ever suggested to him to raise the head of his bed about 3 inches. I suffered from acid reflux for years, and that did the trick. Of course, my stomach acid had eaten away most of my back teeth by then.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Dec 14, 2020 • 6:19:57pm

re: #165 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Freepers are putting the Dr. in quotes.

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2020 • 6:22:31pm

re: #236 jaunte

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LOL “uphill.”

The hill is vertical.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Dec 14, 2020 • 6:41:23pm

re: #160 Dr. Teddy’s Person

Ah yes, doing the “tomahawk chop” really honors Native American heritage.

We’re going to rename them the Sans Culotte and call their signature gesture the guillotine slam.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 14, 2020 • 9:12:47pm

re: #9 austin_blue

From upstairs:

re: #362 🌹UOJB!

Bye, Bye Barr!

Trump announces AG Bill Barr is leaving DOJ on December 23

rawstory.com

Tossed aside like a used condom.

Apt. He was of no good purpose anymore.

Maybe he wouldn’t say “Merry Christmas”

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dharmamark  Dec 15, 2020 • 3:20:15am

re: #174 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Hey, me too! I feel a little Presidential now…

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2020 • 6:09:45am

re: #130 Dread Pirate Ron

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Boston Braves


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