New From Seth Meyers: Trump Threatens Not to Leave White House on Inauguration Day
Seth takes a closer look at the president and his enablers continuing their attempt to end democracy just a month ahead of the end of the Trump administration.
Seth takes a closer look at the president and his enablers continuing their attempt to end democracy just a month ahead of the end of the Trump administration.
The television broadcast of the disgraced impeached former President being forcibly removed from the White House would be one of the top ten broadcasts of all time. So, please proceed.
People are using baby Yoda as tree toppers.
This false claim about John Roberts going around social media & invoked by a presidential elector came from a fake 4chan “insider” post, which was then copied by disinfo peddler & white nationalist Hal Turner. It took off from there. (h/t @GregoryDavisHNH) https://t.co/ag87XTNK4Q pic.twitter.com/3I8Y0GbWGW
— Alex Kaplan (@AlKapDC) December 18, 2020
Tonight, President Trump quote tweeted the owner of a pet store in New Minas, Nova Scotia.
— David Gura (@davidgura) December 18, 2020
I have what might be a very shallow question.
Is it just me, or does anyone else find Heather Gardner’s eyebrows extremely distracting?
We’ve been saying #StimulusNow for nine months. Make no mistake, relief took so long because @senatemajldr and the @GOP tried to put profits over people. pic.twitter.com/enaj89FY8m
— Heather Gardner (@heathergtv) December 18, 2020
Ms. Gardner is very talented and often funny, but her eyebrows sometimes look like they’re operating independently from her face. It’s at the point where I can’t even watch her videos any more.
So much bulkshit in so many places. It’s so hard to keep up. Right wing dumbfuckery about the Supreme Court. Right wing dumbfuckery about everything.
All the while, Trump has done precisely zip to deal with Russian hacking of multiple federal agencies/departments and potentially infiltrating sensitive computer systems. He’s silent about the hacking. That silence is assent. He’s done nothing to protect the nation and has left us weaker.
Meanwhile, his Operation Warp Speed continues to limp along at a snail’s pace as vaccine distribution is going as well as expected. That’s to say that Pfizer has the doses available to distribute but no one in Trumpworld seems to know where/how to distribute it - and we’re talking about a perishable good here, so they better get their asses in gear.
I’ve seen reports that the lack of shipments to some states appears to be politically motivated, but I’ve also seen reports that it’s affected Florida and Texas too.
In other words, Trump’s incompetence and disastrous handling of the pandemic continues in every way imaginable.
— lawhawk #maskingforafriend (@lawhawk) December 8, 2020
Tiger’s kid.
How was your swing when you were 11? 😳 pic.twitter.com/vDhphUrudG
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) December 17, 2020
re: #11 lawhawk
Rachel Maddow just did a segment on this. Another detail is that some states are getting the next round of vaccine, but 30 percent LESS doses than their original number.And no one can get an answer as to why. This is on purpose.
re: #12 Ace Rothstein
It’s a spitting image of Tiger’s own swing. Wow.
re: #13 A Mom Anon
They want to slow down the vaccine so more people die on Biden’s watch and blame him.
re: #15 Amory Blaine
Her eyebrows, our rules.
I feel bad for pointing out out, definitely. Shoulda kept my big mouth shut.
re: #4 A Cranky One
People are using baby Yoda as tree toppers.
One of my ex’s best friends was in AA. They have that whole “higher power” thing they do so he chose Yoda. :D
317,000+ Americans are dead according to worldometers.
310,000+ Americans are dead according to Johns Hopkins.
Excess deaths are over 400,000 and rising.
But someone calling Congressional GOPers fuckers?
I’ve got some pearls to clutch while telling the GOP to go fuck themselves and use a rusty pitchfork sideways for good measure.
The entire GOP is corrupt to the core and they’ve enabled the most corrupt and incompetent admin, and they purposefully sought to infect as many people as possible. The death toll is on them. The failure to reduce the death toll is on them. The wrecked economy is on them. The refusal to enact relief is on them. All of this is on them.
Fuck their feelings. If you’re more upset by the use of the word fuck than the mass casualty event resulting from Trump’s actions, you’re the one with the problem. Fuck you too!
re: #13 A Mom Anon
Rachel Maddow just did a segment on this. Another detail is that some states are getting the next round of vaccine, but 30 percent LESS doses than their original number.And no one can get an answer as to why. This is on purpose.
The stuff had like a 14 day shelf life, doesn’t it? Even frozen it’s short.
re: #16 Ace Rothstein
They want to slow down the vaccine so more people die on Biden’s watch and blame him.
The case for negligent homicide is getting stronger. All because that bastard can’t accept defeat.
re: #21 makeitstop
We can’t have that. It would only further divide the country and we need to heal and get past it.
(Fuck that shit)
re: #22 Ace Rothstein
We can’t have that. It would only further divide the country and we need to heal and get past it.
(Fuck that shit)
There’s really no other conclusion to draw at this point. I’m sure the media will chalk it up to incompetence, but we know enough about Trump now that we can consider malice, don’t we?
re: #20 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.
Ben Carson, the secretary of Housing and Urban Development, has told confidants he wants to start a think tank after President Trump leaves office next month,” Axios reports
is he allowed to say that?
re: #26 A Mom Anon
I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.
I know. It’s unconscionable. Even moreso if there will be spoilage.
re: #26 A Mom Anon
I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.
That the vaccine is just sitting there is bad enough. But now there are reports that certain (blue) states are now receiving 40 percent less than they were promised, with no explanation given.
“Officials in multiple states said they were alerted late Wednesday that their second shipments of Pfizer-BioNTech’s vaccine had been drastically cut for next week, sparking widespread confusion and conflicting statements…” https://t.co/GYva8Uoaeb
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) December 18, 2020
I don’t wish slow, agonizing death on anyone, but I’m going make an exception here. The cruelty makes me want to break shit.
re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
What I can gather is the life is 5 days at 2-8 degrees Celsius. If kept in the super freezers it can last for 6 months. If the dry ice in the shipping containers is checked and filled regularly those can last a month. So there’s time, but seriously? What the hell? Pfizer’s website has a summary page about the vaccine but I can’t link from my phone easily.
re: #27 Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don’t play one on TV
is he allowed to say that?
We’ll find out soon enough. We already saw Barr got the Goering treatment.
re: #29 makeitstop
That the vaccine is just sitting there is bad enough. But now there are reports that certain (blue) states are now receiving 40 percent less than they were promised, with no explanation given.
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I don’t wish slow, agonizing death on anyone, but I’m going make an exception here. The cruelty makes me want to break shit.
What’s making me mad is how the actions of Trump, the administration, & Senate allow for disinformation and disreality to take hold. I’m so frustrated by it and I’ve seen people I care for fall for a lot of it.
Why is Marco Rubio all concernicus about a little cussing, but completely SILENT when members of HIS party talk about assassinating Dr. Fauci or President Biden???
Is there a Bible verse for that?— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) December 17, 2020
re: #35 Amory Blaine
Fuck, you guys
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This version with Dolly is amazing. She sounds like a young Dolly, and her harmony tracks flawlessly.
re: #33 Amory Blaine
When she concentrates on the music, she’ much better than people seem to want to give her credit for. I’m rather fond of this cover too:
re: #35 Amory Blaine
Fuck, you guys
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Hold on. I want to watch, but every time I take my hand off the switch the god, sorry, dog, starts licking her ass bigly.
i want to know who’s the ashole that brought the garand https://t.co/PoODkD7DRX
— matthew t. warax 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) December 17, 2020
OH MY FUCKING GOD BRO….
What the fuck pic.twitter.com/xPKBsqzwde— RedDevil 😈 (@Snakeeater36) December 18, 2020
OH…fuck
These assholes have a Pat Tillman doll
What.the.FUCK pic.twitter.com/G9DuZnlE5X— RedDevil 😈 (@Snakeeater36) December 18, 2020
They do not appear to be selling a Tillman figure at this time.
Using their own page site search too; I get the feeling they had one, but that it isn’t available anymorehttps://t.co/e2QKFDQAro— 𝙒𝘽 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 🍕🐀😷 (@FormerDirtDart) December 18, 2020
re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
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For anyone who’s a Dresden Files fan, that’s the Knights of the Blackened Denarius…
re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure
thearmedrepublic.com
re: #42 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
I need to get one and modify it into the Trump family stance.
re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
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No room for the vintage William Calley doll or how about international with Joachim Peiper?
re: #42 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure
thearmedrepublic.com
Patriot Force. George Orwell was 36 years off.
Mika hasn’t grasp the fact that our gas fireplace is on a thermostat and she gets quite despondent when the flames disappears. Conversely, she gets incredibly excited when it reignites apparently believing that she alone willed it back to life. pic.twitter.com/UUFohvfORa
— Moe Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) December 18, 2020
Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure with tactical magnum red necktie.
How about people who use the F word in private? pic.twitter.com/hUmn04TD3b
— DOCTOR RaRa Avis Press Total Memescaping (@RaRaAvisPress) December 18, 2020
re: #47 jaunte
Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure with tactical magnum red necktie.
If it doesn’t come with a phone that tweets whiny messages, it can’t be a real Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure.
re: #49 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
We may have a viable kickstarter forming here.
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I hate that the asshole Republicans in Congress who fought so hard against COVID restrictions, mocked masks and social distancing and basically made fun of anyone who took it seriously are going to get the COVID vaccine ahead of the public who DID TAKE IT SERIOUSLY FOR 9 MONTHS!
— Red (@Redpainter1) December 18, 2020
DAMN YOU 2020
I’m heartbroken that COVID-19 has taken Sheriff Benny Napoleon. I will always remember his dedication to serving others and love of his community. I enjoyed working with him and was proud to call him my good friend. Colleen and I are thinking of his family. pic.twitter.com/iXSh0s4X6K
— Senator Gary Peters (@SenGaryPeters) December 18, 2020