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thedopefishlives  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:19:53pm

The television broadcast of the disgraced impeached former President being forcibly removed from the White House would be one of the top ten broadcasts of all time. So, please proceed.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:26:59pm

Today’s Covid numbers, Missouri and Kansas not reporting.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:32:02pm

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A Cranky One  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:34:12pm

People are using baby Yoda as tree toppers.

mymodernmet.com

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:36:12pm

re: #4 A Cranky One

Fuck that dude

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:37:06pm

SCOTUS justices don’t scream at one another.

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jaunte  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:37:12pm
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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:40:56pm
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A Cranky One  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:41:36pm

re: #5 Amory Blaine

Fuck that dude

Hey, I’m the designated Cranky person around here!

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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:41:42pm

I have what might be a very shallow question.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find Heather Gardner’s eyebrows extremely distracting?

Ms. Gardner is very talented and often funny, but her eyebrows sometimes look like they’re operating independently from her face. It’s at the point where I can’t even watch her videos any more.

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lawhawk  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:45:05pm

So much bulkshit in so many places. It’s so hard to keep up. Right wing dumbfuckery about the Supreme Court. Right wing dumbfuckery about everything.

All the while, Trump has done precisely zip to deal with Russian hacking of multiple federal agencies/departments and potentially infiltrating sensitive computer systems. He’s silent about the hacking. That silence is assent. He’s done nothing to protect the nation and has left us weaker.

Meanwhile, his Operation Warp Speed continues to limp along at a snail’s pace as vaccine distribution is going as well as expected. That’s to say that Pfizer has the doses available to distribute but no one in Trumpworld seems to know where/how to distribute it - and we’re talking about a perishable good here, so they better get their asses in gear.

I’ve seen reports that the lack of shipments to some states appears to be politically motivated, but I’ve also seen reports that it’s affected Florida and Texas too.

In other words, Trump’s incompetence and disastrous handling of the pandemic continues in every way imaginable.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:46:03pm

Tiger’s kid.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:49:47pm

re: #11 lawhawk

Rachel Maddow just did a segment on this. Another detail is that some states are getting the next round of vaccine, but 30 percent LESS doses than their original number.And no one can get an answer as to why. This is on purpose.

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lawhawk  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:50:26pm

re: #12 Ace Rothstein

It’s a spitting image of Tiger’s own swing. Wow.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:51:26pm

re: #10 makeitstop

Her eyebrows, our rules.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:52:35pm

re: #13 A Mom Anon

They want to slow down the vaccine so more people die on Biden’s watch and blame him.

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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:53:22pm

re: #15 Amory Blaine

Her eyebrows, our rules.

I feel bad for pointing out out, definitely. Shoulda kept my big mouth shut.

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William Lewis  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:54:14pm

re: #4 A Cranky One

People are using baby Yoda as tree toppers.

mymodernmet.com

One of my ex’s best friends was in AA. They have that whole “higher power” thing they do so he chose Yoda. :D

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lawhawk  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:54:19pm

317,000+ Americans are dead according to worldometers.
310,000+ Americans are dead according to Johns Hopkins.

Excess deaths are over 400,000 and rising.

But someone calling Congressional GOPers fuckers?

I’ve got some pearls to clutch while telling the GOP to go fuck themselves and use a rusty pitchfork sideways for good measure.

The entire GOP is corrupt to the core and they’ve enabled the most corrupt and incompetent admin, and they purposefully sought to infect as many people as possible. The death toll is on them. The failure to reduce the death toll is on them. The wrecked economy is on them. The refusal to enact relief is on them. All of this is on them.

Fuck their feelings. If you’re more upset by the use of the word fuck than the mass casualty event resulting from Trump’s actions, you’re the one with the problem. Fuck you too!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:54:21pm

re: #13 A Mom Anon

Rachel Maddow just did a segment on this. Another detail is that some states are getting the next round of vaccine, but 30 percent LESS doses than their original number.And no one can get an answer as to why. This is on purpose.

The stuff had like a 14 day shelf life, doesn’t it? Even frozen it’s short.

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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:55:08pm

re: #16 Ace Rothstein

They want to slow down the vaccine so more people die on Biden’s watch and blame him.

The case for negligent homicide is getting stronger. All because that bastard can’t accept defeat.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:56:20pm

re: #21 makeitstop

We can’t have that. It would only further divide the country and we need to heal and get past it.

(Fuck that shit)

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:58:57pm

Sara, bitches.

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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 6:59:26pm

re: #22 Ace Rothstein

We can’t have that. It would only further divide the country and we need to heal and get past it.

(Fuck that shit)

There’s really no other conclusion to draw at this point. I’m sure the media will chalk it up to incompetence, but we know enough about Trump now that we can consider malice, don’t we?

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:03:10pm

re: #24 makeitstop

Yes.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:03:15pm

re: #20 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.

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Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don't play one on TV  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:05:33pm
Ben Carson, the secretary of Housing and Urban Development, has told confidants he wants to start a think tank after President Trump leaves office next month,” Axios reports

is he allowed to say that?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:05:54pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.

I know. It’s unconscionable. Even moreso if there will be spoilage.

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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:10:43pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

I have no idea what the shelf life is, but Pfizer is saying they are ready to roll, they just need to know where to take them and how many. Their calls to the powers that be assholes are going unanswered.

That the vaccine is just sitting there is bad enough. But now there are reports that certain (blue) states are now receiving 40 percent less than they were promised, with no explanation given.

I don’t wish slow, agonizing death on anyone, but I’m going make an exception here. The cruelty makes me want to break shit.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:11:06pm
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A Mom Anon  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:11:44pm

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What I can gather is the life is 5 days at 2-8 degrees Celsius. If kept in the super freezers it can last for 6 months. If the dry ice in the shipping containers is checked and filled regularly those can last a month. So there’s time, but seriously? What the hell? Pfizer’s website has a summary page about the vaccine but I can’t link from my phone easily.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:16:05pm

re: #27 Dangerman; Not a Dr. & don’t play one on TV

is he allowed to say that?

We’ll find out soon enough. We already saw Barr got the Goering treatment.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:17:22pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:18:26pm

re: #29 makeitstop

That the vaccine is just sitting there is bad enough. But now there are reports that certain (blue) states are now receiving 40 percent less than they were promised, with no explanation given.

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I don’t wish slow, agonizing death on anyone, but I’m going make an exception here. The cruelty makes me want to break shit.

What’s making me mad is how the actions of Trump, the administration, & Senate allow for disinformation and disreality to take hold. I’m so frustrated by it and I’ve seen people I care for fall for a lot of it.

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Amory Blaine  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:21:37pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:24:13pm
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makeitstop  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:24:39pm

re: #35 Amory Blaine

Fuck, you guys

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This version with Dolly is amazing. She sounds like a young Dolly, and her harmony tracks flawlessly.

Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton Singing ‘Jolene’

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William Lewis  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:26:03pm

re: #33 Amory Blaine

When she concentrates on the music, she’ much better than people seem to want to give her credit for. I’m rather fond of this cover too:

Miley Cyrus - Heart Of Glass (Live from the iHeart Festival)

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:26:53pm

re: #35 Amory Blaine

Fuck, you guys

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Hold on. I want to watch, but every time I take my hand off the switch the god, sorry, dog, starts licking her ass bigly.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:28:08pm
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William Lewis  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:30:16pm

re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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For anyone who’s a Dresden Files fan, that’s the Knights of the Blackened Denarius…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:31:30pm

re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure
thearmedrepublic.com

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jaunte  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:36:43pm

re: #42 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I need to get one and modify it into the Trump family stance.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:36:44pm

re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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No room for the vintage William Calley doll or how about international with Joachim Peiper?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:37:53pm

re: #42 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure
thearmedrepublic.com

Patriot Force. George Orwell was 36 years off.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:38:12pm
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jaunte  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:39:29pm

Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure with tactical magnum red necktie.

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:40:51pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:47:07pm

re: #47 jaunte

Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure with tactical magnum red necktie.

If it doesn’t come with a phone that tweets whiny messages, it can’t be a real Donald Trump Patriot Force action figure.

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jaunte  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:47:50pm

re: #49 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

We may have a viable kickstarter forming here.

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jaunte  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:50:44pm

Thread:

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 17, 2020 • 7:52:38pm

DAMN YOU 2020

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EstebanTornado1963  Dec 17, 2020 • 8:30:04pm

Thanks a lot Trump🖕🖕


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