Mononeon: “The Willsmith Chrisrock Slap Song”
Mononeon, icon of funkadelic fashion, remixes the infamous Oscar moment.
mononeon - “the willsmith slap song”
a will smith and chris rock thang at the oscars.. remix
Mononeon, icon of funkadelic fashion, remixes the infamous Oscar moment.
mononeon - “the willsmith slap song”
a will smith and chris rock thang at the oscars.. remix
German Man Got At Least 87 Vax Shots To Sell Proofs - https://t.co/YkR18tnU3n pic.twitter.com/dzkHX5FFAL
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) April 2, 2022
The vaccine is obviously safe.
re: #153 TheMrsMatthews
Hey all, just jumping in to introduce myself finally.
I’m Robyn Matthews, wife to Michele Matthews. It’s a pleasure to meet you all😌
Howdy! (Waves at Idaho from the Nebraska Panhandle.)
Pull up a chair and sit a spell.
The percussion section my son is in is about to be do an indoor percussion performance. The percussion director has gotten them to the point where he doesn’t really have to do much on the day of. They were warming up individually until at one point they just all started playing together and then just started practicing together. They even stopped and corrected each other and then started playing again.
My son is the second marimba from the left of the picture. He’s the section leader for this.
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Oh please. Not another “both sides” take.
It’s not “American politics,” it’s the REPUBLICAN PARTY that’s become hopelessly partisan and nasty. And it’s obvious. https://t.co/dK1I6paPgH— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
If Ginni Thomas was such a pain in the ass to the trump WH she must have a lot of enemies. Would be nice if more of them came forward.
From last thread:
re: #189 Belafon
So, about ten percent for France. The thing about natural gas pipelines is they make delivery nearly real-time. And that can be an issue is it suddenly cuts off, like it did the Snowpocalypse that happened here in Texas last February.
There are stocks (European governments can be stupid, but they’re not Texans FFS). Although, since we’re near the end of the heating season they’re low.
Looks like Putin has partly, but not totally, avoided Arthur Scargill’s biggest error.
The Select Committee has
💬 conducted 800 depositions and interviews with more scheduled
📄 received nearly 90,000 documents relating to our investigation
☎️ followed up on more than 435 tips received through our tip line.— January 6th Committee (@January6thCmte) April 2, 2022
Trump is gonna walk.
re: #9 Charles Johnson
I’m really going to be pissed if nothing major comes out of this. Useless fucking committee if no one is held accountable.
re: #1 Dread Pirate Ron
Germany has not digitized their vaccine records system.
yeah, I guessed that.
Trust me. I’m way smarter than the humans. pic.twitter.com/bADGLLEZu9
— Manksy (Aka Cinnamon), Pepper, Cleo, and Tigger (@TheManksy) April 2, 2022
re: #4 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
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I’m saving up for the hand carved wooden owl with the wonky beak.
re: #1 Dread Pirate Ron
Man, he must have all the autisms.
Not very well, anyway. https://t.co/XJd6Ds9Lk5
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
re: #16 darthstar
Man, he must have all the autisms.
He should get into plastics. Plastic is the future.
re: #10 Eclectic Cyborg
I’m really going to be pissed if nothing major comes out of this. Useless fucking committee if no one is held accountable.
I won’t be pissed off because I’m expecting it.
Oh, who am I kidding. I’ll still be pissed off.
Spoiler: it’s a reserve supply of petroleum that is strategic. pic.twitter.com/GkIIdPbcmc
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
Marvel’s new series, Moon Knight, is getting review-bombed on IMDB for a particular moment in the first episode. Review-bombing is a modern practice where a fandom shows its disapproval of a project by inundating review sites with negative reviews. Usually, this is done in response to a particular creative decision or fans disagreeing over a project’s treatment of canon, wherein this case it’s being done due to a character acknowledging the Armenian genocide.
Marvel’s Moon Knight Show Is Getting Review-Bombed (Screenrant)
re: #20 Charles Johnson
Like the Texas Rainy Day Fund, something that conservatives feel best about hoarding rather than using strategically.
Ever wonder how to deal with the photos on your phone? An article from my favorite photoblogger who now also writes for The New Yorker:
In the nineteen-eighties, I studied photography at the Corcoran School of the Arts and Design, not far from the White House. Students were poor and film was expensive. We were amazed, therefore, when a classmate interning at National Geographic told us that a photographer there had returned from an expedition with six hundred and fifty rolls of exposed film. At thirty-six frames per roll, that was 23,400 exposures. There was logic to this overproduction: it was the job of the Geographic’s picture editors to distill all those frames into an article that might include just fifteen or twenty shots, and the editors wanted a surfeit of options. To end up with a small number of visual motifs—cowboys in a bar, say, or branding irons in a fire—they needed to start with a larger number, and, for each motif, they didn’t want a few alternatives but hundreds.
Brute force is one way to get good photos. Another is control. After graduation, I worked for a D.C. photo studio. This was before Photoshop, so everything in our photographs had to be controlled. Once, we had to do an overhead shot, looking straight down, of two models, a man and a woman, on inflatable rafts, floating in a dazzlingly blue swimming pool, facing opposite directions but holding hands. It was overcast when we did our test shots, and we realized that our flash units couldn’t reach through the water with sufficient intensity. On the day of the shoot, we’d be dependent on the sun to illuminate the bottom of the pool. The boss fretted and stressed. All the expense, all the planning, only to have our success depend on acts of nature? It was almost more than a self-respecting control freak could stand.
The rest of this wonderful article is here:
The Russians stand no chance pic.twitter.com/8yAUzeA32e
— Dylan Burns 🕊️🇺🇦🏳️🌈 (@DylanBurns1776) April 2, 2022
re: #23 William Lewis
I paged this so that people can see it for a while.
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/qkUkIp3IB5
— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) April 2, 2022
Tell me you’re not just a Nazi but a dumbfuck Nazi without telling me you’re a dumbfuck Nazi. https://t.co/fQbnjzRaHj
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) April 2, 2022
Big snowflakes coming down and accumulating on lawn and my deck BUT given the current temperature of 34 and temperatures of 33—38 for the rest of the afternoon, not likely to be hanging around.
NEW: As recently as last year, Biden told aides Trump was threat to democracy and should be prosecuted. Biden never expressed frustrations directly to Garland but Biden has privately said AG needs to act more like prosecutor and less like ponderous judge https://t.co/dmN3vLovkE
— Michael S. Schmidt (@nytmike) April 2, 2022
re: #7 I Would Prefer Not To
If Ginni Thomas was such a pain in the ass to the trump WH she must have a lot of enemies. Would be nice if more of them came forward.
YES: the spouse of a supreme court justice has the same constitutional rights as anyone else.
NO: in practice the spouse of a supreme court justices has to, yes has to show some discretion and self limiting in exercising their constitutional rights.
and NO NO NO: how BOTH Thomases are behaving is wrong on multiple levels.
and EVERYONE knows it
If even President Biden is frustrated with the lack of action from Merrick Garland, maybe those of us who’ve been expressing similar sentiments weren’t wrong.
The institutional pressure to let Trump get away with no consequences is enormous. https://t.co/yEP3ClvHUn— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
re: #32 Dangerman
my professional career could be tanked for the mere appearance of impropriety
what’s the spouse of a supreme court justice doing in the oval office anyway?
appearance my ass. she’s an effing pipeline
I lived in Russia in the early 90’s and saw some of what Russians lived through directly after the collapse of the USSR. Nothing compared to what western sanctions can do to their economy.
As long as Putin can keep them whipped up to a patriotic fervor, there is little chance that they will think to depose him over consumer goods shortages.
re: #34 Dangerman
my professional career could be tanked for the mere appearance of impropriety
what’s the spouse of a supreme court justice doing in the oval office anyway?
appearance my ass. she’s an effing pipeline
I would give almost anything to ask John Roberts in public how it feels to be Chief Justice of the most corrupt court in American history just to watch him have to defend Thomas, Alito, et al.
And I still think that the whole Anita Hill thing was started by Republicans to deflect the hearings from showing just how utterly incompetent Thomas really is.
Every time Republicans whine about Robert Bork it should be pointed out that he was a first-class far right corrupt crackpot who did not deserve to be on the Supreme Court, and even some Republicans thought so. https://t.co/YVxreM4Inp
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
re: #36 William Lewis
And I still think that the whole Anita Hill thing was started by Republicans to deflect the hearings from showing just how utterly incompetent Thomas really is.
Not unlike with Kavanaugh: it all tailspun into a he-said, she-said argument about what he might or might not have done instead of focusing on whether the person in question had the character and competence to be appointed to a lifetime seat on America’s highest judicial body.
re: #8 John Hughes
From last thread:
There are stocks (European governments can be stupid, but they’re not Texans FFS). Although, since we’re near the end of the heating season they’re low.
Looks like Putin has partly, but not totally, avoided Arthur Scargill’s biggest error.
Putin also manipulated nat gas supplies starting with last summer. Stocks were artificially low going into the winter. He was planning this for a long time.
also, given how much Trump resembles a professional wrestling character you’d think he’d steer clear of doing a rally on the same evening as WrestleMania. smdh
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2022
re: #4 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
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I am now just 227 points away from 200K points, pile ‘em on, people! I got my eyes on that toaster oven/alarm clock combo!!!
re: #37 Charles Johnson
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The thing Thomas did that Ruckelshouse and Richardson refused to do, that they resigned rather than do it… within 3 weeks a Federal Judge ruled that it had been illegal, the Appellate Court and Supremes refused to even hear an appeal of that decision, and giving Richardson/Ruckelshouse/Thomas that order was count 1 in Nixon’s would-have-been impeachment if he didn’t resign first. Thomas followed that order.
I’ve often felt that Kennedy erred in not mentioning this at all in his anti-Bork screed, focusing almost entirely on Bork’s way-out-of-the-mainsteam judicial philosophy.
re: #41 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I am now just 27 points away from 200K points, pile ‘em on, people! I got my eyes on that toaster oven/alarm clock combo!!!
Are you sure you want that? Or would you rather have what’s in the box that Jay is bringing down the aisle?
re: #41 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I am now just 27 points away from 200K points, pile ‘em on, people! I got my eyes on that toaster oven/alarm clock combo!!!
But my count you’re over 200 away. 🤔
re: #44 Eclectic Cyborg
But my count you’re over 200 away. 🤔
Sorry, the lure of the toaster over really got to me…
shawarma doing good on the rotisserie
hummus and tzatziki sauce finished
pitas ready to heat up
still another hour to wait…
This drone video inside Tesla’s new Gigafactory in Berlin is absolutely incredible 🤯pic.twitter.com/JxeF0YhcvM
— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) April 2, 2022
re: #46 Backwoods_Sleuth
That sounds like the makings for a great meal.
re: #42 sagehen
The thing Thomas did that Ruckelshouse and Richardson refused to do, that they resigned rather than do it… within 3 weeks a Federal Judge ruled that it had been illegal, the Appellate Court and Supremes refused to even hear an appeal of that decision, and giving Richardson/Ruckelshouse/Thomas that order was count 1 in Nixon’s would-have-been impeachment if he didn’t resign first. Thomas followed that order.
I’ve often felt that Kennedy erred in not mentioning this at all in his anti-Bork screed, focusing almost entirely on Bork’s way-out-of-the-mainsteam judicial philosophy.
Typo. You meant Bork, not Thomas. I recall hearing that Bork was ready to resign but Richardson or Ruckelshaus asked him to stay. So that might not have been a point against him.
Next question….. pic.twitter.com/UDhGBvTMof
— Ivanka’s Handcuffs🦎 (@DaveoutofAustin) April 2, 2022
re: #47 Charles Johnson
Somewhat relieved to see actual human beings in there. I’m curious about the guy at 0:58 who seemed to applying the ancient technique of “insert toothpick and wiggle it around”, using a gigatoothpick.
COVID-19 has reached record levels in Britain, with about 1 in 13 people estimated to be infected with the virus the past week, data show. Hospitalizations and deaths are rising, although deaths are still relatively low compared with earlier this year. https://t.co/FQPkTlK4WG
— The Associated Press (@AP) April 2, 2022
oh, we also made a Greek salad to use as the veg component of the shawarma sammich
re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth
I am sure glad that Covid is over. Now it is time to end the war in Ukraine.
re: #57 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
I am sure glad that Covid is over. Now it is time to end the war in Ukraine.
This is why the Russians will lose the war https://t.co/M4RNrZPZ6n
— Dr Mike Martin ⛵️ (@ThreshedThought) April 2, 2022
My friend had her friends text her son about alpacas for sale and it was the best April fool’s prank and I possibly took it a little too seriously. pic.twitter.com/uc5F6EPQ9H
— Deborah Scaramastra (@discoveredpath) April 2, 2022
re: #47 Charles Johnson
All that and their build quality is till not that great. And this is coming from an owner.
Google Adsense is “pausing monetization” on sites that spread anti-Ukraine propaganda. pic.twitter.com/Snasj1xXpt
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 2, 2022
re: #61 Charles Johnson
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Use of the word ‘pause’ seems to show an antisocial inability to make a commitment.
re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth
oh, we also made a Greek salad to use as the veg component of the shawarma sammich
That looks great. I do a probably simpler version, but always have a tomato, cucumber, red onion salad with lots of feta, olives, and white sauce to apply. It’s one of my favorite meals. Let us know!
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
Chicken has been marinating in a vacuum sealed container for about 20 hours.
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My wife is obsessed by Shawarma, but 2 times out of every 3 I eat it in Abidjan it gives me the shits. Maybe I need your recipe.
I actually tried to look up that page on the Amazon preview. Unfortunately, it doesn’t show that page.
I love that sometimes I’ll write something as a flip joke and the editor will actually leave it in. #goosefacts #birdbook #birdwatching #birds #birding pic.twitter.com/idBkJIQIfn
— Sharon Stiteler (@birdchick) March 30, 2022
re: #62 wrenchwench
Use of the word ‘pause’ seems to show an antisocial inability to make a commitment.
It’s a good first step if nothing else. Better than them doing the default which is basically nothing.
re: #30 Hecuba’s daughter
Big snowflakes coming down and accumulating on lawn and my deck BUT given the current temperature of 34 and temperatures of 33—38 for the rest of the afternoon, not likely to be hanging around.
Just piggybacking in my post from the 1st. Come up with some original content!
:)
re: #32 Dangerman
Nah.
She has the same right to say insane shit as anyone else.
We have the right to consider that someone married to a lunatic should seek help, or be considered an enabler.
Yup:
if this follows the pattern of Fox reporting, this “mother” will turn out to be a Republican campaign strategist pic.twitter.com/QxleXvCcrn
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 1, 2022
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every single time pic.twitter.com/dilAZr0x71
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 1, 2022
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every single damned timehttps://t.co/QG4nZsurc3
— Feminist Proper Gander (@dappergander) April 1, 2022
re: #64 John Hughes
My wife is obsessed by Shawarma, but 2 times out of every 3 I eat it in Abidjan it gives me the shits. Maybe I need your recipe.
sort of this one:
themediterraneandish.com
Keeping it simple tonight: lemon-garlic chicken with sauteed onions and spinach; yellow rice, basic salad—speaking of which, is there some goddamned training you have to go through to learn how to open the iceberg lettuce bag?
re: #70 ckkatz
Yup:
The wingnuts have latched onto the word “grooming” and really have no idea what it actually means, much like “critical race theory”, or “woke”.
Oh my. This is going to end up being a problem for dog groomers, isn’t it.
re: #62 wrenchwench
Use of the word ‘pause’ seems to show an antisocial inability to make a commitment.
Inability as in “we aren’t going to remove such content, we’ll just let the content creator plug their GoGriftMe, WhatsApp, or whatever directly in their video.”
re: #70 ckkatz
Yup:
I already called out that woman yesterday. She is a conservative anti-abortion activist. She frequently writes for FOX News. She is a mother, but FOX leaves out the part “she’s in our employ.”
re: #35 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
But what are sanctions for?
To just the little guy so he abandons support for Putin?
Never.
To fuck up the “rich” to force them to abandon Putin.
Thread…
Reminded me of the old Boy Scout joke of sending the newbie for a “Left Handed Smoke Shifter”:
31 years since my dad sent me to the shop for a tin of red and white striped paint and the shopkeeper sent me back to ask him if he wanted horizontal or vertical, and i sussed out on the way home what was going on and then kicked the front door so hard it broke.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) April 1, 2022
Could replace it with an Office of Getting Our Shit Together.
re: #62 wrenchwench
Use of the word ‘pause’ seems to show an antisocial inability to make a commitment.
I know. It’s like, until the heat dies down and we can start raking in the cash again.
re: #84 Charles Johnson
I know. It’s like, until the heat dies down and we can start raking in the cash again.
Speaking of raking in the cash, I still can’t seem to get your PayPal button to complete a donation. It refuses to let me put an amount in the $0.00 window.
Never mind. Operator error—you don’t have to overwrite the 0.00.
I don’t even know what to say about this any more. Suckers in a cult will believe everything, so the cult leaders are free to tell them anything. https://t.co/WhytQRyv3H
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) April 2, 2022
re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth
I read in WaPo that is was the opposite.
Absolute lunacy https://t.co/LzD5q8bgNM
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 2, 2022
re: #5 Charles Johnson
The only time when our modern media will recognize a “normal” and not “both sides are at fault” political climate is when Republicans have 100% of the power and Liberals are eliminated.
This will also coincide to when minorities and gays are openly diminished, imprisoned, rounded up or simply killed. Oh sure, the traditional media will hand-wring along this with the best of them, lamenting it had to come to this, but as for the undesirables it was “their fault” after all- you know… existing and shit. Liberals in general will be free to be set upon by locals. …Decades of successful astroturfing and outright Fox News propaganda at work.
The Republican Party minders in charge of keeping major media and corporations in line will be busy starting in 2025, but enjoy their work.
Four days into the Disney boycott and JD Vance is watching the prequels. https://t.co/N82IQcAp4f
— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) April 2, 2022
2nd COVID booster update: 6 hours now. No side effects beyond a (very) mild headache.
Oh, also: I don’t have COVID. Still.
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Addendum: Do you hate “Brandon?” Well, let’s stick it to him. Get vaxxed and DON’T die from the Pandemic on his watch. That’ll fucking own him.— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 2, 2022
re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth
The wingnuts have latched onto the word “grooming” and really have no idea what it actually means, much like “critical race theory”, or “woke”.
Just like they’re brainwashing their kids in Sunday school every weekend.
“The U.S. Geological Survey Bird Banding Lab prohibits banding of vultures because the birds’ habit of excreting on their legs to cool themselves (urohidrosis) causes excrement to build up beneath bands. This often causes skin ulcers, which can result in severe injury.” - BOTW pic.twitter.com/iPZOevAA0S
— Jen Cross (@7StellarJays) April 2, 2022
re: #85 Decatur Deb
Speaking of raking in the cash, I still can’t seem to get your PayPal button to complete a donation. It refuses to let me put an amount in the $0.00 window.
Operator error—you don’t have to overwrite the 0.00.
re: #93 GlutenFreeJesus
Just like they’re brainwashing their kids in Sunday school every weekend.
It took decades for me to near-100% deprogram myself from my own Sunday School cult I grew up in. And this was after telling my parents at age 14 or so that I was an atheist.
re: #65 ckkatz
I actually tried to look up that page on the Amazon preview. Unfortunately, it doesn’t show that page.
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Quasi-related - my wife and our youngest daughter hauled a Canada goose to the local nature wildlife rehab center this morning. It was alive, could barely stand and move its wings when we found it this morning behind the garage by the pond. I suspected avian flu and wife and daughter took precautions before taking it to the center. The people there met them outside as they didn’t want to contaminate the facility. They agreed with my layman’s diagnosis and we’re glad they brought it in - they were concerned that the hawks and bald eagles in the area would eat and catch/spread the flu. I’m worried we’ll be hauling some more there in the next week. I guess another good reason to have face masks around.
Looks like about 40 Canada geese out on the pond right now along with a dozen mallards and 8 hooded mergansers but migration is starting and the pond will likely completely ice out tomorrow. So, there will be a lot more soon. Not a big pond, only about 25 acres and 2 to 5 feet deep, but it can hold a surprising amount of wildlife during migration (and throughout the year).
Every year I hike out to a small (100’ by 40’) section along a trail where this plant continues to return like it has for far longer than recorded history. Once there were billions of these flowers in the area. Over the past 100 years, houses, shopping malls, and all that suburbia brings have replaced fields where this this beauty lived. I left the trail, happy to once again see these plants in bloom - looking forward to next year! This visit (today) was overcast and quite wet - which added the pretty reflections.
re: #93 GlutenFreeJesus
Just like they’re brainwashing their kids in Sunday school every weekend.
This is the most significant kind of indoctrination of children (by the numbers), and it’s considered very rude to describe it in those terms.
re: #53 Tahitinho
Somewhat relieved to see actual human beings in there. I’m curious about the guy at 0:58 who seemed to applying the ancient technique of “insert toothpick and wiggle it around”, using a gigatoothpick.
At the casting furnace right?