The Bob Cesca Podcast: Maximum Security Retirement Home

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Maximum Security Retirement Home — [Explicit Language] Happy anniversary to the Burbanks! Thursday’s 1/6 committee hearings. Trump will never criticize his fanboys. Red Hat media whines about Josh Hawley running video. Live by the bullying, die by the bullying. G. Gordon Liddy Easter egg in Trading Places. Trump’s handwritten edits on his remarks. The Bannon verdict. Mike Pence’s chief of staff testified to the DOJ’s grand jury. Brian Kemp will testify before Fani Willis’s grand jury. Kansas ballot initiative on abortion. John Roberts is no saint despite PR blitz. Democrats could pass three major pieces of legislation. With Buzz Burbank, music by Karl Lundeberg & Fascination Curve, Hourstone, and more!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 26, 2022 • 2:59:49pm

Picking up from downstairs:

re: #117 Hecuba’s daughter

I am skeptical about the accuracy of COVID reporting in red states, but I decided to take a look at worldometer handling of France and observed that deaths this summer were significantly higher than the comparable period in 2020 and 2021; same is true in Spain and Germany. Seems like a very worrying trend.

I think that’s partly due to the same factors driving the resurgence here: Mainly too many people being too lax and not giving a shit about Covid anymore.

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A Cranky One  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:05:54pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:09:55pm

re: #2 A Cranky One

One of the Jackbox party pack games has a variation on that. It’s a two player version where one player talks and the other player choose the slides.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:15:00pm

I don’t normally play MegaMillions, but lottery commissions must be having good sales because they keep raising today’s (annuitized) jackpot. Started out at $790M, then went to $810M, now at $830M.

For us out here in California, that makes the after-tax cash value $306M.

Very tempting.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:20:36pm
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gocart mozart  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:21:34pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:22:01pm

re: #4 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

That does sound tempting. I have to think about it.

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No Malarkey!  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:23:44pm

I hope this is a sign that Democrats enthusiasm to vote is starting to match or exceed Republicans’

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:27:57pm

re: #8 No Malarkey!

I hope so too.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:30:26pm

They say money can’t buy happiness. But I’d should love to try seeing how far $306M could go in that direction.

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darthstar  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:32:01pm

Dmitri is back…new account @wartranslated

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PhillyPretzel  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:32:47pm

re: #10 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Money can buy a little bit of financial security which can bring a bit of happiness.

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jaunte  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:32:48pm
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Dave In Austin  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:37:19pm

Anyone listening to the Garland interview?

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darthstar  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:38:25pm

The DOJ handing out subpoenas for J6 brings me joy. May the GOP begin its downfall in earnest.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:39:44pm

He’s just going to try to tweet through it. I presume his pronouns are asshole/twatwaffle.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:40:29pm

re: #10 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

They say money can’t buy happiness. But I’d should love to try seeing how far $306M could go in that direction.

“If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”

- Weird Al Yankovic

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:43:40pm

re: #13 jaunte

Eventually they’ll be called “camps”.

There is no hiding their inner urges.

Trump could read from Mein Kampf and his marks would cheer him.

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gocart mozart  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:47:03pm
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Dopamine Fish  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:47:16pm

re: #13 jaunte

The person in the reply is overthinking it. Of course he hasn’t thought of any of those things. He just wants those dirty nasty homeless people *gestures vaguely* gone. Whatever happens to them once they leave the city limits doesn’t matter to him - the thought wouldn’t even occur to him. They’re no longer his problem (not that they were to begin with), and anything that happens to them, up to and including being shot en masse by the rightful landowners of the area, is neither his fault nor his concern.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:51:00pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:51:42pm

These boxcars were called “Hooverville” in the 1930’s.

A house like this in California would cost 7 figures today.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jul 26, 2022 • 3:54:23pm
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Cheechako  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:00:08pm

re: #21 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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I’ve actually witnessed this. Pieces and parts can go a very long distance with this much powder. Duck, cover, and hide behind a large tree until all the pieces come back to earth.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:00:26pm

What’s going to do us in first?
1) Monkeypox;
2) Marburg virus;
3) Coronavirus variant like the MERS variant.

Pick you apocalypse.

Dark humor I suppose.

But this is what was expected. As human population grows, and we build a global economy, there simply is no way to hide from any of a large number of diseases that once might have stayed local, but now will become pandemics.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:04:59pm
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PhillyPretzel  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:06:13pm

I just got a ping from WaPo. Justice Dept is investigating DT’s actions (or inactions) from Jan 6th.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:09:20pm

re: #24 Cheechako

I’ve actually witnessed this. Pieces and parts can go a very long distance with this much powder. Duck, cover, and hide behind a large tree until all the pieces come back to earth.

Youtube Video

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:09:21pm

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Florida Panhandler  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:16:53pm

re: #13 jaunte

‘Tent cities” = Concentration Camps

Trump wants Concentration Camps inside the USA.

Again.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:21:04pm

re: #30 Florida Panhandler

‘Tent cities” = Concentration Camps

Trump wants Concentration Camps inside the USA.

Again.

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KingKenrod  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:21:48pm

re: #27 PhillyPretzel

I just got a ping from WaPo. Justice Dept is investigating DT’s actions (or inactions) from Jan 6th.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:22:18pm

re: #4 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

I don’t normally play MegaMillions, but lottery commissions must be having good sales because they keep raising today’s (annuitized) jackpot. Started out at $790M, then went to $810M, now at $830M.

For us out here in California, that makes the after-tax cash value $306M.

Very tempting.

You reminded me I needed to go check my lotto tickets. I WON THE LOTTO!

Click to Reveal

$18 and a free ticket

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:22:45pm

re: #31 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

If Trump got re-elected and theoretically did do this…where would these camps be located?

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:23:22pm

Shocker

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sagehen  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:26:25pm

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

If Trump got re-elected and theoretically did do this…where would these camps be located?

just pull up historic records of the Japanese internment camps, Federal government still owns most of that land. And they’re mostly located where city people won’t have to see it.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:26:34pm

re: #32 KingKenrod

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:26:37pm

re: #35 Patricia Kayden

Shocker

Fuck a bunch of Republicans who don’t believe in my marriage (though I suspect it’s not that kind of marriage they object to).

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A Three Hour Tour  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:27:08pm

re: #35 Patricia Kayden

Shocker

Only 25%? Given the way they’ve been letting their racist freak flags fly - especially since 2008 - I thought the percentage would’ve been much higher.

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sagehen  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:29:45pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:30:48pm

re: #8 No Malarkey!

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gocart mozart  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:36:20pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:44:36pm

This is a real Tweet sent by an actual United States Senator:

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sagehen  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:47:03pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:51:14pm

re: #34 Eclectic Cyborg

If Trump got re-elected and theoretically did do this…where would these camps be located?

California, New York, Illinois, Washington State, Puerto Rico.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:53:17pm

“Democrat.” Sure. Fuque yoo too, bud.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:53:23pm

re: #42 gocart mozart

Matt has never learned how to write a clear, clean tweet.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:53:34pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:55:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 26, 2022 • 4:57:38pm
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William Lewis  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:02:19pm

re: #46 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“Democrat.” Sure. Fuque yoo too, bud.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:04:01pm
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EstebanTornado1963  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:06:06pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:06:50pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:09:56pm

“It’s reverse discrimination because I can’t get a truck driving job without a CDL.”

Or maybe, just maybe, an employer hires people who can best work with all their customers, including the ones who speak Spanish.

You could, you know, learn Spanish. Improve your employability by improving your skills.

Or as a conservative, you could whinge.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:10:12pm
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Belafon  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:42:26pm

re: #55 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Dangerman  Jul 26, 2022 • 5:51:19pm

re: #27 PhillyPretzel

I just got a ping from WaPo. Justice Dept is investigating DT’s actions (or inactions) from Jan 6th.

Anytime now it’s all gonna snowball (I’m guessing)

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 26, 2022 • 6:13:02pm

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

And they’ll all be forced to give birth.

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Patricia Kayden  Jul 26, 2022 • 6:36:36pm

re: #54 Backwoods_Sleuth

Speechless. I can’t even.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 26, 2022 • 6:50:31pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well. He wasn’t uNader oath on hannity. 😂

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jul 26, 2022 • 7:34:20pm

re: #61 GlutenFreeJesus

Oops. “Under”.


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