The Bob Cesca Podcast: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys — [Explicit Content] Trump sues the FBI to stop its search of document seized from Mar-a-lago. The hilariously shoddy legal filing, Trump always makes things worse for Trump. Trump confessed to violating the Presidential Records Act. DOJ has recovered 300 documents from Trump including CIA and NSA files. Trump may have aided his lawyer in lying to the FBI. Michael Cohen’s theory about why Trump kept the documents. More documents found in Trump’s office. The National Archives letter to Trump’s lawyer. Executive privilege. Ron DeSantis threatens to kill “the woke.” Bellwether special election in New York. Republican messaging sucks. With Buzz Burbank, music by Betsy Ade and the Well-Known Strangers, Afton Wolfe, and more!

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gocart mozart  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:32:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:32:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:36:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:41:38pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:41:53pm

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hmm. Sounds interesting.

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dat_said  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:42:48pm

CL’d - brought forward in case someone wants to read the article linked in the tweet. Synchron had first US human implant this summer (after small, successful human trial OUS).

re: #189 William Lewis

That or he reread “Neuromancer” and mistook it for fact.

Synchron tech has moved beyond vapor ware and has had some human implants. Musk’s Neuralink is not there yet and, from what I’ve seen, still has a long way to go. From what I’ve heard, one reason Musk is interested in Synchron (besides their being beyond vaporware) is that Synchron, like an experienced medical device company, planned for means to extract the device if needed and Neuralink has shortcomings in that regard.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:53:50pm

The High Plains tropical update:

The Atlantic basin is becoming active.

Disturbance #1 is now several hundred miles west of the Cabo Verde Islands. It is not expected to develop over the next five days.

Disturbance #2 has formed east of the Windward Islands, north of French Guyana. It is moving west-by-north, and is expected to move into the eastern Caribbean Sea within five days, with a 20% chance of development.

Disturbance #3 has formed over Mali, near the border with Senegal. It is expected to move out over the Atlantic Ocean to the west of the Cabo Verde Islands within five days, with a 20% chance of development.

Atlantic 5-Day Graphical Tropical Update (National Hurricane Center)

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:55:19pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:57:21pm

re: #8 Crush White Nationalism

To call Mar-a-lago a castle is an insult to castles.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 2:59:59pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:03:06pm

Wingnuts who can’t run businesses.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:10:19pm

re: #11 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yes, that sounds like a wingnut.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:10:44pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:11:48pm

re: #13 Backwoods_Sleuth

lol.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:12:30pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:13:45pm

re: #11 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Wingnuts who can’t run businesses.

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I wish she would name the restaurant.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:16:48pm
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Orange Impostor  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:20:01pm

re: #12 PhillyPretzel

Yes, that sounds like a wingnut.

Also of questionable legality because they are putting the “Employee Benefit” under their charged tax section, and is not paid to said employees. A business collecting any “tax” and not forwarding it to appropriate state/local agencies, or misrepresenting what taxes are collected tend to be frowned upon (kind phrasing of tax fraud).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:20:02pm

thread

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:22:14pm

That did it. I will be closing down my twitter account. You can’t “like” something without logging in.

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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:23:42pm

re: #20 PhillyPretzel

That did it. I will be closing down my twitter account. You can’t “like” something without logging in.

You can’t like something here without logging in either.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:24:06pm

re: #1 gocart mozart

Probably what he said when they tore his inners out to mummify him.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:24:49pm

re: #21 Belafon

I signed in on another screen and it did not recognize it. It is too frustrating.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:24:51pm
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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:25:23pm

Velcro is such a rip-off

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:27:51pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:29:54pm

re: #25 Dangerman

Velcro is such a rip-off

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:39:53pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:40:45pm

re: #26 DodgerFan1988

Republicans have hated democracy for a very long time (over a century by my count), and their pretenses to the contrary are now rapidly disappearing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:47:36pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:48:44pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

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The name Kalib is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means Whole Hearted.

That sounds nice.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:50:31pm

re: #26 DodgerFan1988

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darthstar  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:50:57pm

So my computer screen blacked out this morning when I woke up. Tried a reboot - never got anything but black. Actually went to BestBuy to pick up a cheap machine I could swap the hard drive with(I know…problematic) but they were only doing curbside pickup so I came home and took it to the local PC repair shop on the coast. And would you belive it…the damn thing did a full restart when I turned it on. So, bullet dodged. I did pay a hundred bucks for a 1TB external drive and copied over all of my files - there aren’t that many of them. What I really need to back up are all of my sites and passwords. Will probably do that next. Financial shit, family shit…all that. What a fright.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:52:51pm

re: #32 Patricia Kayden

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:53:50pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:54:09pm

re: #16 Eclectic Cyborg

I wish she would name the restaurant.

According to Google, there are three restaurants in California with Clover in the name.

google.com

Cloverfield in San Diego
Clover Café in Oregon House (the wingnut north)
Clover Bakery and Café in Los Angeles

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:54:37pm

re: #32 Patricia Kayden

I’m a 41 year-old male. I own no property.

Fuck that guy.

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TedStriker  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:57:00pm

re: #36 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

According to Google, there are three restaurants in California with Clover in the name.

google.com

Cloverfield in San Diego
Clover Café in Oregon House (the wingnut north)
Clover Bakery and Café in Los Angeles

Clover’s a small-business point-of-sale payment processor, like Square:
clover.com
en.wikipedia.org

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retired cynic  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:57:08pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:57:20pm

I feel her exasperation.

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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:58:29pm

re: #15 Dave In Austin

Western Diamondbacks. Not a nice snake to step on.

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sagehen  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:58:47pm

re: #29 EPR-radar

Republicans have hated democracy for a very long time (over a century by my count), and their pretenses to the contrary are now rapidly disappearing.

um… Conservatives have hated democracy for a very long time…

Until the mid-20th Century, Republicans had a significant faction of not-conservatives, and Democrats had a significant faction of very-conservatives.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 23, 2022 • 3:59:42pm

re: #40 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

At this point I’ll be happy if Orange Foolius gets indicted before the end of the year.

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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:01:41pm

re: #37 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m a 41 year-old male. I own no property.

Fuck that guy.

It’s childish and asinine.
just another way of saying “if I ruled the world”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:01:51pm

re: #36 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

According to Google, there are three restaurants in California with Clover in the name.

google.com

Cloverfield in San Diego
Clover Café in Oregon House (the wingnut north)
Clover Bakery and Café in Los Angeles

Clover is also a Point of Sale system used in restaurants, so that would be one reason for Clover to appear on the receipt.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:02:15pm

re: #39 retired cynic

Members of Congress should be smart enough to not have apps controlled by any foreign government on their phones, but we have some really dumb people in Congress.

You buy your own phone that’s free of government data for that, if you must use the app.

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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:03:21pm

re: #31 Crush White Nationalism

That sounds nice.

Down here, we spell Kalib “Caleb”, and Dillard is a department store.

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A Cranky One  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:05:03pm

re: #41 austin_blue

Western Diamondbacks. Not a nice snake to step on.

No step on snek.

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TedStriker  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:05:27pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

Clover is also a Point of Sale system used in restaurants, so that would be one reason for Clover to appear on the receipt.

That’s how I knew what it was right off, because I’ve gone to places that use Clover to process cards (I believe my vet uses them, for one).

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:06:40pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:07:23pm

re: #44 Dangerman

It’s childish and asinine.
just another way of saying “if I ruled the world”

Mrs. Lapin says I am not allowed to hold the rod-of-power that contols everything.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:07:55pm
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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:08:44pm

re: #48 A Cranky One

No step on snek.

Snek puts juice in you! Make scream, loud!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:09:29pm
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jaunte  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:10:05pm
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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:10:15pm

re: #32 Patricia Kayden

Jesse Kelly twatted:

Complain all you want, but your country would be BLOOD red if that’s who voted. And your government would be tiny.

His country would be a sprawling shithole wasteland with a standard of living Afghanistan would not envy, and to his befuddlement and outrage, he would not be top of the heap.

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TedStriker  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:10:58pm

re: #48 A Cranky One

No step on snek.

The only version of the Gadsden Flag I’d ever entertain getting, because it mocks the RWNJ assholes who made the original a MAGA totem.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:15:32pm

re: #57 TedStriker

I don’t know, I’m kind of partial to this one:

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:16:47pm

From downstairs:
re: #183 Eclectic Cyborg

And we wonder why there are thousands of vacant teaching positions nationwide…

Illinois needs teachers — and there aren’t the red state issues of banning books or CRT panics or official homophobia. OTOH, teachers may be required to be vaccinated and we know that too many Trumpsters object to that infringement on their rights. Or there may be times when masking rules are in effect, and GQP teachers will be up in arms.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:18:56pm

re: #29 EPR-radar

Republicans have hated democracy for a very long time (over a century by my count), and their pretenses to the contrary are now rapidly disappearing.

Conservatives have hated democracy ever since Edmond Burke defined conservatism.

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William Lewis  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:19:30pm

My preference:

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:20:35pm

re: #11 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

California Sales tax is not 10.25% either. That’s a state tax + a local city/county tax on top of it.

The statewide tax rate is 7.25%. In most areas of California, local jurisdictions have added district taxes that increase the tax owed by a seller. Those district tax rates range from 0.10% to 1.00%. Some areas may have more than one district tax in effect. Sellers are required to report and pay the applicable district taxes for their taxable sales and purchases.

This fucker just needs to move to Tennessee and get it over with. I’m so tired of listening to CA wingnuts bitch about *everything*.

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jaunte  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:21:38pm
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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:24:13pm

re: #61 William Lewis

My preference:

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Oh dear, eyelashes and head hair…

But: Totes Adorbs Snek.

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darthstar  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:24:23pm
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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:24:25pm

re: #34 Crush White Nationalism

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:25:25pm

When I was in my 20s with not much money I had a wallet with velcro. On the rare times I had a date, it usually ended embarrassingly as I reluctantly took out my wallet to pay for dinner and opened it. It sounded like a band-aid being removed ever-so slowly.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:25:53pm

re: #63 jaunte

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Romantic Heretic  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:26:30pm

re: #29 EPR-radar

Republicans have hated democracy for a very long time (over a century by my count), and their pretenses to the contrary are now rapidly disappearing.

It’s why I call them ‘authoritarians and barbarians masquerading as conservatives’.

It’s a lot to type, but far more accurate than ‘conservatives’.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:27:00pm

re: #68 Crush White Nationalism

When have republicans ever played “nice”?

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jaunte  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:27:06pm

re: #66 Belafon

Wow, textbook post hoc/propter hoc. Their brains are so broken.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:28:39pm

re: #59 Hecuba’s daughter

From downstairs:

Illinois needs teachers — and there aren’t the red state issues of banning books or CRT panics or official homophobia. OTOH, teachers may be required to be vaccinated and we know that too many Trumpsters object to that infringement on their rights. Or there may be times when masking rules are in effect, and GQP teachers will be up in arms.

That’s because their objections are based in the religion of conservatism, not education.

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:32:13pm

re: #42 sagehen

um… Conservatives have hated democracy for a very long time…

Until the mid-20th Century, Republicans had a significant faction of not-conservatives, and Democrats had a significant faction of very-conservatives.

Yes, conservatism intrinsically is hatred of democracy.

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sagehen  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:32:32pm

re: #70 Barefoot Grin

When have republicans ever played “nice”?

Earl Warren.

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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:33:03pm

re: #72 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:33:07pm

re: #70 Barefoot Grin

When have republicans ever played “nice”?

He’s telling on himself.
The greed, crime, religious extremism, and general insanity we’ve seen from them is “nice” to him. Not-nice will look like the Reich.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:34:47pm

re: #56 Grunthos the Flatulent

Jesse Kelly twatted:

His country would be a sprawling shithole wasteland with a standard of living Afghanistan would not envy, and to his befuddlement and outrage, he would not be top of the heap.

Yeah, that’s the thing that all the…Authoritarians miss, they’re not going to be on top.

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:35:21pm

re: #69 Romantic Heretic

It’s why I call them ‘authoritarians and barbarians masquerading as conservatives’.

It’s a lot to type, but far more accurate than ‘conservatives’.

The two categories are identical — conservative propaganda consists of insisting there’s a difference.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:40:16pm

This isn’t a serious court pleading; it’s only about Trump spinning the news.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:41:18pm

It turns out that you can’t just do whatever you want even if you’re a pro-bigotry church.

The McAllen church that staged two unauthorized performances of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s musical Hamilton has apologized and will pay an unspecified amount in damages.

The Door Christian Fellowship Ministries, a nondenominational church in the border city, posted a statement on its Instagram account on Tuesday morning, acknowledging that it “did not ask for, or receive, a license from the producers or creators of Hamilton to produce, stage, replicate or alter any part of Hamilton; nor did we seek prior permission to alter Lin-Manuel Miranda’s work by changing the music, the lyrics, deleting songs, and adding dialogue.”

The church also apologized to Miranda, the musical’s producers and others who contributed to Hamilton.

McAllen church that altered ‘Hamilton’ apologizes, will pay damages (Dallas Morning News)

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:42:36pm

re: #79 No Malarkey!

This isn’t a serious court pleading; it’s only about Trump spinning the news.

Precisely. Which is why it’s so disappointing that the response from the court isn’t severe sanctions for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

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jeffreyw  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:43:29pm

Homemade rye bread, pastrami, and sauerkraut, bought the rest at the cheese store.

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:43:36pm

re: #57 TedStriker

“PWEASE NO STEPPY!”
//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:43:59pm
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A Cranky One  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:45:16pm

re: #82 jeffreyw

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Homemade rye bread, pastrami, and sauerkraut, bought the rest at the cheese store.

You’re mean.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:47:57pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

And this comes from a state that has banned dogs from smoking cigars. What will they think of next? On second thought I do not want to know.

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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:50:22pm

Little known facts #1,479:

Does Norway share a land border with Rooskies?

Pull up google maps and put this link in the search:

Storskog Border Station

(Best Gomer Pyle voice) Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!

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TedStriker  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:52:31pm

re: #58 Eclectic Cyborg

I don’t know, I’m kind of partial to this one:

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Eh, that’ll work too…

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EstebanTornado1963  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:54:30pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:56:51pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:57:12pm

re: #89 EstebanTornado1963

Republicans haven’t had any policy proposal worth considering on its merits for longer than Chris Cuomo has been alive. Conclusions need to be drawn from such massive evidence of GOP worthlessness.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:57:41pm

re: #76 Crush White Nationalism

He’s telling on himself.
The greed, crime, religious extremism, and general insanity we’ve seen from them is “nice” to him. Not-nice will look like the Reich.

?? Do you mean that to him “nice will look like the Reich.

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gocart mozart  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:57:44pm

re: #66 Belafon

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:58:45pm

Man, The Atlantic has really started to suck lately. It’s like some half-assed Bari Weiss shit going on there. Maybe it’s always been like this and I don’t read it enough to know; they have had that idiot Conor Friederwhatever for a long time.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 4:59:47pm

re: #92 Hecuba’s daughter

?? Do you mean that to him “nice will look like the Reich.

Nope. If people like him get their way, things will be a lot worse here.

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:00:46pm

re: #94 Charles Johnson

Man, The Atlantic has really started to suck lately. It’s like some half-assed Bari Weiss shit going on there. Maybe it’s always been like this and I don’t read it enough to know; they have had that idiot Conor Friederwhatever for a long time.

It seems to be a mixed bag — some of the best reporting I’ve seen is from there, but they still have both sides clowns.

Everyone in the US political media has both sides clowns.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:01:49pm
Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote the song. Missy Elliott remixed it. Ynairaly Simo makes us want to sing along.

Youtube Video

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:02:02pm

re: #95 Crush White Nationalism

Nope. If people like him get their way, things will be a lot worse here.

In other words, Republicans are looking forward to playing out that meme “you forced me to abuse you” as they enact their dictatorship if they get back in power.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:04:27pm

re: #87 austin_blue

Little known facts #1,479:

Does Norway share a land border with Rooskies?

Pull up google maps and put this link in the search:

Storskog Border Station

(Best Gomer Pyle voice) Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!

Only reason I knew that they did was due to a niche military/nation running game called Supreme Ruler Ultimate.

Russia in a modern start (2018?) has a very large military and it’s possible to goad them into declaring war on Norway.* Russia’s military then tries to do two things:
1. Overrun Norway through that narrow piece of border - where you can mass artillery and supporting naval ships and build a killing ground that they proceed to grind themselves in.
2. Pile onto ships in St Petersburgh and then sail down a narrow strait towards the Baltic Sea in order to attempt sea invasion. This can be met by submarines and naval forces.
3. Constant air skirmishing with the Russian Air Force. So strong SAM units are needed. Once again, naval units often can provide support here.

* - Or war on an alliance where Norway is the only enemy of Russia they have a land border with. And you have a chance to deal with Kalingrad’s forces before Russia decides that Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania need to be overrun for reasons.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:12:50pm
Florida Governor and presumed 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis traveled to Ohio recently to stump for Republican Senate candidate J.D. Vance. But a set of blatantly unethical restrictions on journalists looking to cover the event meant that very few legitimate news outlets were willing to attend.

The pairing of DeSantis and Vance makes sense, as DeSantis has been leaning in hard to opposing “wokeism” as a central tenet of his political career and Vance—aka the Hillbilly Elegy guy—literally doesn’t seem to have anything else in his entire platform. The event was being hosted by Turning Point USA, an extreme right-wing student training organization founded by Charlie Kirk. In all, it’s hardly surprising that this group of professional trolls would try to intimidate and control media outlets.

Unsurprisingly, Journalists Are Not Willing To Break Ethical Boundaries for JD Vance and Ron DeSantis (The Mary Sue)

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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:16:17pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:16:29pm

Just found out that I have until October 1st to get everything moved to the new server. So I’m gonna have to crack down, put the nose to the grindstone, and burn the midnight oil.

Biggest immediate issue - the PEAR database abstraction library I’ve been using for years to do pretty much everything may not work with the latest version of PHP/MySQL. And MySQL is now MariaDB, supposedly compatible. I have a lot to investigate.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:18:26pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Just found out that I have until October 1st to get everything moved to the new server. So I’m gonna have to crack down, put the nose to the grindstone, and burn the midnight oil.

Biggest immediate issue - the PEAR database abstraction library I’ve been using for years to do pretty much everything may not work with the latest version of PHP/MySQL. And MySQL is now MariaDB, supposedly compatible. I have a lot to investigate.

Ganbatte!

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Captain Ron  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:18:49pm

64 Days.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:19:49pm

re: #102 Charles Johnson

Just found out that I have until October 1st to get everything moved to the new server. So I’m gonna have to crack down, put the nose to the grindstone, and burn the midnight oil.

Biggest immediate issue - the PEAR database abstraction library I’ve been using for years to do pretty much everything may not work with the latest version of PHP/MySQL. And MySQL is now MariaDB, supposedly compatible. I have a lot to investigate.

I’ve never had a problem moving a database from MySQL to MariaDB, but it’s been a couple of years since the last one.

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BeachDem  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:19:50pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

WaPo shows Webster up by 6+ points with 95% in, but who the fuck are the 36,998 people who voted for fucking Laura Loomer?

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Captain Ron  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:21:49pm

re: #106 BeachDem

WaPo shows Webster up by 6+ points with 95% in, but who the fuck are the 36,998 people who voted for fucking Laura Loomer?

Florida incels who think they might get lucky with Laura?

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:21:54pm

This is my prayer to the gods of MySQL that I don’t have to convert every database call in the entire LGF system to use PDO instead of MDB2.

There is a beta unreleased version of MDB2 on Github that may have fixed the issue that made it incompatible with PHP.

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BeachDem  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:22:39pm

re: #106 BeachDem

WaPo shows Webster up by 6+ points with 95% in, but who the fuck are the 36,998 people who voted for fucking Laura Loomer?

And they just this minute called it for Webster. Go away, Laura—forever, please.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:23:27pm

The good part? When this is done we’ll be running under HTTPS, with the latest versions of everything so performance should be way better.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:24:13pm

And also, on a screaming fast new server.

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BeachDem  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:24:35pm

re: #107 Captain Ron

Florida incels who think they might get lucky with Laura?

Or all the old weird Repug guys at The Villages, who can fantasize about her.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:24:38pm

re: #101 Belafon

I miss Happy Warrior’s comments about politics in Virginia. Hope he’s doing ok and thinking of rejoining us. He hasn’t been around since last December.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:25:40pm

Considering whether I should switch to nginx while I’m at it.

I’ve been working a lot with nginx on another project and it outservers Apache on every level.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:26:05pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:27:58pm

re: #69 Romantic Heretic

It’s why I call them ‘authoritarians and barbarians masquerading as conservatives’.

It’s a lot to type, but far more accurate than ‘conservatives’.

Authoritarians and barbarians ARE conservatives. They always have been.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:28:15pm
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BeachDem  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:28:16pm

re: #113 Hecuba’s daughter

I miss Happy Warrior’s comments about politics in Virginia. Hope he’s doing ok and thinking of rejoining us. He hasn’t been around since last December.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:28:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:30:11pm
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nowherenorth2  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:30:29pm

How do I upload a tweet here

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:31:15pm

re: #121 nowherenorth2

How do I upload a tweet here

On twitter use the “embed” option on a tweet to get the text to paste.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:31:30pm

Just a “small” bite to eat.

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TedStriker  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:32:03pm

re: #104 Captain Ron

64 Days.

” unexpected termination”: “it crashed”

LOL, but 64 days is still hella impressive.

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retired cynic  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:35:09pm

re: #121 nowherenorth2

Use its URL.

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nowherenorth2  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:36:03pm
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nowherenorth2  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:36:40pm

Thank you

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:36:58pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:39:02pm

re: #121 nowherenorth2

How do I upload a tweet here

Easiest way is to just copy and paste the URL of the tweet. You can also paste the embed code, though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:39:04pm
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Romantic Heretic  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:39:40pm

re: #116 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Authoritarians and barbarians ARE conservatives. They always have been.

There’s been lots of ‘left’ authoritarians and barbarians as well.

Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, etc. ad infinitum.

It’s one of the reasons I no longer use ‘right’ or ‘left’ for political aligning. The boarding requirements of horses are inadequate for that task.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:39:57pm

re: #129 Charles Johnson

Easiest way is to just copy and paste the URL of the tweet. You can also paste the embed code, though.

can also right click and copy the timestamp on the tweet and paste that

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nowherenorth2  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:40:13pm

re: #129 Charles Johnson

re: #125 retired cynic

re: #122 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Thank you all for the help. Sorry I am not super savvy with twitter or this site. Why I stay quiet a lot.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:42:57pm

re: #132 Backwoods_Sleuth

can also right click and copy the timestamp on the tweet and paste that

This.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:42:59pm

re: #114 Charles Johnson

Considering whether I should switch to nginx while I’m at it.

I’ve been working a lot with nginx on another project and it outservers Apache on every level.

Based on my experience, unless you need a specific feature or way of doing something that Apache has that nginx doesn’t… use nginx.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:45:30pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

It was never 8 dollars a gallon… anywhere… unless you found a gas station next to a rental car place next to an airport in San Francisco. Even then it wasn’t that much.

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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:46:55pm

re: #126 nowherenorth2

[Embedded content]

The original tweet needs a million likes.

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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:49:20pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

I was surprised it wasn’t written in sharpie.

Also disappointed the court accepted it as a legitimate filing.

They could have just bounced it and waited till someone who knew how to, did properly write and file one

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nowherenorth2  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:51:26pm

re: #137 Belafon

Thanks.

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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:51:36pm

re: #136 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

It was never 8 dollars a gallon… anywhere… unless you found a gas station next to a rental car place next to an airport in San Francisco. Even then it wasn’t that much.

There’s always an outlier. June 7, Mendocino CA, gas price well over $9 per gallon.

abc30.com

It’s probably a one gas station in town monopoly situation, with the owner perhaps also being a wingnut well paid under the table by Republican ratfuckers to make headlines this way.

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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:53:20pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:53:34pm

re: #138 Dangerman

I was surprised it wasn’t written in sharpie.

Also disappointed the court accepted it as a legitimate filing.

They could have just bounced it and waited till someone who knew how to, did properly write and file one

Not just bounce it — sanction counsel and plaintiff. Big time. Disbar the lawyers and assess a big fat fine to Trump.

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steve_davis  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:56:29pm

episode 1 of the Old Man fucking rocks. Looks really promising. I may have to upgrade hulu so I can watch without the commercial breaks.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:58:26pm

re: #140 EPR-radar

There’s always an outlier. June 7, Mendocino CA, gas price well over $9 per gallon.

abc30.com

It’s probably a one gas station in town monopoly situation, with the owner perhaps also being a wingnut well paid under the table by Republican ratfuckers to make headlines this way.

That same place had gas for $11/gallon in 2018. For no reason. So I don’t count it.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 23, 2022 • 5:58:50pm

Did I see that correctly. Laura Loomer came within 6% points of winning the GOP nomination for that seat? 😂😂😂

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:00:38pm

re: #140 EPR-radar

There’s always an outlier. June 7, Mendocino CA, gas price well over $9 per gallon.

abc30.com

It’s probably a one gas station in town monopoly situation, with the owner perhaps also being a wingnut well paid under the table by Republican ratfuckers to make headlines this way.

or, most likely, the truck driver pulled the $8 number out of his ass

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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:01:13pm

re: #136 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

It was never 8 dollars a gallon… anywhere… unless you found a gas station next to a rental car place next to an airport in San Francisco. Even then it wasn’t that much.

Hyperbolic lie, like most of the stuff they spew

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:02:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:03:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:03:45pm
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gocart mozart  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:05:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:06:21pm
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sagehen  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:07:59pm

re: #143 steve_davis

episode 1 of the Old Man fucking rocks. Looks really promising. I may have to upgrade hulu so I can watch without the commercial breaks.

I watched the whole thing, and really enjoyed it. Very much looking forward to season 2.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:09:11pm
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Belafon  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:11:53pm

re: #149 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

In the replies is this:

And it’s entirely Trump and the elites that run this country.

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wrenchwench  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:13:10pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:18:02pm

re: #31 Crush White Nationalism

The name Kalib is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means Whole Hearted.

That sounds nice.

The word kelev in Hebrew also means dog.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:18:16pm

LOL

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:22:21pm

re: #133 nowherenorth2

Thank you all for the help. Sorry I am not super savvy with twitter or this site. Why I stay quiet a lot.

You have nothing to apologize for. Just post whatever you feel like!

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:24:36pm

re: #138 Dangerman

I was surprised it wasn’t written in sharpie.

Also disappointed the court accepted it as a legitimate filing.

They could have just bounced it and waited till someone who knew how to, did properly write and file one

Anyone can file anything in federal court. They use to prescreen some pro se inmates filings, but pretty much stopped even that.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:25:29pm
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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:26:44pm

re: #145 GlutenFreeJesus

Did I see that correctly. Laura Loomer came within 6% points of winning the GOP nomination for that seat? 😂😂😂

There is a lot of crazy in GOP primary voters. Loony Loomer isn’t any crazier than Boebert or Greene.

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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:28:38pm

Desperation

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:29:57pm

re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s almost like Johnson is working for the Barnes campaign, he is giving them so much material for attack ads.

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wrenchwench  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:30:02pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:33:48pm

A Colorado state senator has switched to the Democratic Party after thirty years in the GOP. He cites Trump’s and the GOP’s election lies and the January 6 insurrection as his reasons for joining the Dems.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:34:03pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:34:45pm

Chicken katsu sandwich on fresh sourdough with homegrown tomatoes, shredded cabbage, mayo and hot sauce.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:36:39pm

re: #155 Belafon

In the replies is this:

[Embedded content]

And it’s entirely Trump and the elites that run this country.

I cannot believe such an insightful article appeared in the contemporary version of Newsweek. Another worthwhile warning, as if we here needed that.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:38:34pm

re: #161 DodgerFan1988

Nebraska popcorn futures go up every time another Republican cries “voter fraud” in a Republican primary election. I don’t see how a political party can survive not acknowledging the winners in your own party. This is how the Whig Party died.

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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:42:17pm

re: #107 Captain Ron

Florida incels who think they might get lucky with Laura?

Why in the name of dog would anyone want to get lucky with Laura? You’d never be able to wash the ick off.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:47:00pm

re: #155 Belafon

In the replies is this:

And it’s entirely Trump and the elites that run this country.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:48:02pm

re: #171 austin_blue

Why in the name of dog would anyone want to get lucky with Laura? You’d never be able to wash the ick off.

If you are already pretty icky, you wouldn’t care.

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Dangerman  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:48:55pm

re: #168 The Pie Overlord!

Chicken katsu sandwich on fresh sourdough with homegrown tomatoes, shredded cabbage, mayo and hot sauce.

[Embedded content]

Bless you
Sounds like you have a cold

…Mrsdm will avoid saying “cashew” at all costs

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austin_blue  Aug 23, 2022 • 6:59:33pm

re: #173 No Malarkey!

If you are already pretty icky, you wouldn’t care.

But they are Incels!

They are just icky hopeful!

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 23, 2022 • 7:02:58pm

re: #168 The Pie Overlord!

Chicken katsu sandwich on fresh sourdough with homegrown tomatoes, shredded cabbage, mayo and hot sauce.

Oishisō! When a colleague and I took students to Japan in the Asakusa ward before the pandemic a student had a peanut allergy. A chicken katsu place was one of the only restaurants in the area that could promise that that their products were peanut-oil free. Their katsu and sandwiches were so, so good.

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William Lewis  Aug 23, 2022 • 7:04:09pm

re: #105 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

I’ve never had a problem moving a database from MySQL to MariaDB, but it’s been a couple of years since the last one.

This is what I was about to say on seeing it. The backwards compatibility always was good for me, but your needs are wee bit more demanding, Charles.

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mmmirele  Aug 23, 2022 • 7:16:39pm

re: #80 Crush White Nationalism

It turns out that you can’t just do whatever you want even if you’re a pro-bigotry church.

McAllen church that altered ‘Hamilton’ apologizes, will pay damages (Dallas Morning News)

Man, that was pretty much a lawyer-dictated statement and the McAllen church is eating crow. Watch for them to do special collections for the next several months to pay for their folly.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 23, 2022 • 7:21:02pm

[moved by me]

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Aug 23, 2022 • 7:25:25pm

re: #161 DodgerFan1988

ATTAGIRL LAURA! Raise abosolute pluperfect hell with those Repug savages. Shut them down if you have to.


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