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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:31:26pm

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Captain Ron  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:34:18pm
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BigPapa  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:36:35pm

That drummer. He’s sorta good.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:36:58pm

re: #3 BigPapa

That drummer. He’s sorta good.

Oh yeah.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:42:25pm
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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:44:16pm
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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:46:03pm

Just as I gotdam predicted, she’s not going to change her tune one iota even after losing (ed note: whoa whaat a freudian slip. Like, I really wish she lost!) winning by 546 votes out of 327,110 votes cast.

So glad she’s not my congresscritter anymore. Redistricting, see. Joe Neguse (D) now represents me.

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BigPapa  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:47:54pm

This gets me completely in my feels

Nine Inch Nails - Something I can never have (still)

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:50:05pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:52:03pm

re: #6 ckkatz

Now I’m wondering what the hell could be the twist. One of the men is Don Jr?

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 5:59:14pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

Now I’m wondering what the hell could be the twist. One of the men is Don Jr?

That’s a good question. And the thread proposes a bunch of ‘creative’ possible ideas.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:02:00pm

re: #7 teleskiguy

Just as I gotdam predicted, she’s not going to change her tune one iota even after losing by 546 votes out of 327,110 votes cast.

winning not losing…

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:03:35pm

re: #1 ckkatz

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If you wear a mask in the winter surge and also wear glasses you may be entitled to condensation.

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:03:49pm

By the way, on this date last year the final escaped zebras were recaptured in suburban Maryland.

After four months on the run in the Maryland suburbs, two zebras that escaped from an exotic animal farm have been caught.

Spokesmen for the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service and the Prince George’s County Department of the Environment confirmed that the zebras have been captured, but they could not provide details on when the recovery took place.
*snip*
The pair were part of a trio that got away in late August from a large farm owned by Jerry Holly in Upper Marlboro off Duley Station Road, authorities said. One of the zebras died soon after their escape when it got caught in an illegal snare trap on a neighboring property. Officials have said at least 30 zebras live in a herd on Holly’s farm.

Zebras in Maryland caught after months on the run, officials say

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:03:57pm

re: #12 Hecuba’s daughter

comment edited

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:05:29pm

re: #13 Rightwingconspirator

If you wear a mask in the winter surge and also wear glasses you may be entitled to condensation.

:)

I resemble that remark. (At least until I finished up cataract surgery a few months ago.)

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BigPapa  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:06:22pm

Reznor is my jam.

Trent Reznor - Hurt (Unplugged)

When Willie leaves us it will be Reznor or Snoop that becomes our Willie. I listened to Willie as a kiddo and he still resonates.

WILLIE NELSON THE SCIENTIST LYRICS

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:06:47pm

When you type fast and shit, just putting down whatever’s in your head… mistakes can be made.

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darthstar  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:09:47pm
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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:10:39pm

This NIN song is probably my favorite.

Copy of a

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jeffreyw  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:11:42pm

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darthstar  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:12:04pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:14:54pm

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mmmirele  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:15:39pm

Because I personally like to read the actual legal documents, here’s the link to the SEC complaint against the eight social media influencers.

And this is allegedly a picture of Perry “PJ” Matlock being arrested.

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:15:46pm

re: #19 darthstar

As you point out, the Russians are avoiding military targets and going after unarmed civilians.

Also -

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Charles Johnson  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:16:06pm
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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:19:07pm
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BeenHereAwhile  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:25:05pm
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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:25:09pm

re: #150 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was driving home from work in a snowstorm and I listened to President Obama read off the names of the humans that died that day. I broke down and cried pretty hard, had to find a place to pull over and pull myself together.

You are a good woman and I hold you in deep respect.

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:26:01pm
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darthstar  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:27:50pm

re: #25 ckkatz

As you point out, the Russians are avoiding military targets and going after unarmed civilians.

Also -

LOL at “Russia doesn’t have to cease its military offensive even in the face of superior weaponry.” Talk about, ‘Come and take it.’

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:27:59pm

The Republican-controlled House will break the record for the number of times they shut down our government.

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:30:46pm

re: #22 darthstar

At demo weekend at Monarch Mountain, CO this last weekend we were right next to the Never Summer tent on Sunday and they had a three-legged husky named Trooper. At one point I watched Trooper nuzzle up and be very friendly to a toddler, my heart melted for one moment…

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Captain Ron  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:34:29pm

He does know what Hitler thought about “the negroes”, doesn’t he?

When black Americans emerged as the stars of the Berlin Olympics’ first days of track competition, Joseph Goebbels wrote in his diary that “white humanity should be ashamed of itself.” He meant not only for losing, but for even allowing black people to compete. When Baldur von Schirach, leader of the Hitler Youth, suggested to Adolf Hitler that posing for a photo with the champion Owens would be good publicity, Hitler was repulsed by the idea. “The Americans ought to be ashamed of themselves for letting their medals be won by Negroes,” he replied in anger. “I myself would never shake hands with one of them.”

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:36:23pm

re: #33 teleskiguy

At demo weekend at Monarch Mountain, CO this last weekend we were right next to the Never Summer tent on Sunday and they had a three-legged husky named Trooper. At one point I watched Trooper nuzzle up and be very friendly to a toddler, my heart melted for one moment…

And then Trooper ate the toddler’s face off, as a member of the Huskey’s Eating Toddler’s Faces Off Party are required to do.

//duh

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:36:48pm

re: #32 Patricia Kayden

The Republican-controlled House will break the record for the number of times they shut down our government.

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Let’s hope the Democrats can achieve that victory; otherwise we may be facing the total implosion of our economy and our democracy. MAGAts are salivating at bring this nation down.

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Florida Panhandler  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:38:08pm

re: #5 Patricia Kayden

This Russian exercise in Ukraine has been like the darkest recesses of 4Chan finally realizing the ability to do in real life what they have dreamed of for 20 years now.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:42:18pm

re: #34 Captain Ron

Kanye is an ignoramus similar to Trump. I doubt he knows anything about Hitler except that he “invented the mic” and was hostile to Jews (which he seems to think is a good thing).

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:47:59pm

Let me know when you start using thou, Jr.

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:50:39pm
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Patricia Kayden  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:52:59pm

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 14, 2022 • 6:57:32pm

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:03:03pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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austin_blue  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:03:12pm

Night all. Sweet dreams. Talk to you tomorrow.

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Captain Ron  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:04:34pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Semper Fi  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:05:10pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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William Lewis  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:07:25pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:12:53pm
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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:19:44pm

re: #36 Hecuba’s daughter

Let’s hope the Democrats can achieve that victory; otherwise we may be facing the total implosion of our economy and our democracy. MAGAts are salivating at bring this nation down.

I guess we’ll know by the end of next week whether Schumer will be able to pull it off. He said earlier that he was going for it.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:22:16pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

Twinter is a sad season.

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Captain Ron  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:29:08pm

Adult Swim Yule Log. Get in the holiday spirit with this cozy, crackling fire.

LOL

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:32:57pm

Speaking of killer AI robots, this is one of the projects that the Ukrainians are working on -

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:36:18pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:37:35pm

I am not a Catholic, not am I familiar with the Roman Catholic internal debate on US Domestic policy positions.

It sounds like Speaker Pelosi is adding her voice to that debate -

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Romantic Heretic  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:43:52pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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A Cranky One  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:45:26pm

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:48:09pm

Apparently in the past few hours, @ElonJet, which had been suspended, was reinstated and then suspended again. Currently it’s ‘dead’ to me.

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calochortus  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:50:08pm

I see Jacinda Ardern and a member of Parliament she referred to as “an arrogant prick” are raising money for a prostate cancer charity. Seems the comment was picked up on a mike and she called him to apologize. He wasn’t offended and they decided to auction off a signed copy of a transcript of the remark to “raise money for pricks everywhere.”

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:53:50pm

Part of my Christmas decorations:

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retired cynic  Dec 14, 2022 • 7:55:06pm

re: #45 Captain Ron

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ckkatz  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:01:24pm

re: #56 A Cranky One

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retired cynic  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:05:36pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:12:48pm

You still can’t snowboard at Deer Valley. Boo!

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:15:17pm

My NIN contribution. Their best album.

Wish

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Jay C  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:19:18pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Nyet  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:32:03pm

re: #56 A Cranky One

“If you don’t find dead puppies funny…”

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TarHellion  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:32:53pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

Great video! Did a double-take when realizing this was from this year!

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teleskiguy  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:35:33pm
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TarHellion  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:38:32pm

re: #17 BigPapa

The one that Reznor admitted was the best

Johnny Cash - Hurt (Official Music Video)

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Targetpractice  Dec 14, 2022 • 8:54:25pm

re: #52 ckkatz

Speaking of killer AI robots, this is one of the projects that the Ukrainians are working on -

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Wait, I’ve seen this movie…

The Genesis of Skynet [Terminator 2]

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BigPapa  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:04:09pm

re: #68 teleskiguy

My favorite drummer. Makes it look easy.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:11:39pm

re: #25 ckkatz

As you point out, the Russians are avoiding military targets and going after unarmed civilians.

“Two Jewish guys from Odesa meet up,” Zelensky said. “One asks the other: ‘So what’s the situation? What are people saying?’”

In a respite from leading his country’s resistance against the ongoing Russian invasion, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky briefly returned to his previous career of telling jokes for an episode of David Letterman’s new show that aired Monday.

In his appearance on “My Next Guest Needs No Introduction,” the Jewish Ukrainian leader told a joke about the state of Russia’s military, to laughs from the audience and host.

“Two Jewish guys from Odesa meet up,” Zelensky said. “One asks the other: ‘So what’s the situation? What are people saying?’”

“And he goes, ‘What are people saying? They are saying it’s a war.’”

“What kind of war?”

“Russia is fighting NATO.”

“Are you serious?”

“Yes, yes! Russia is fighting NATO.”

“So how’s it going?”

“Well, 70,000 Russian soldiers are dead. The missile stockpile has almost been depleted. A lot of equipment is damaged, blown up.”

“And what about NATO?”

“What about NATO? NATO hasn’t even arrived yet.”

timesofisrael.com

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retired cynic  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:23:21pm

December 14, 2022
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com

This June, Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) had to acknowledge that support for the Bipartisan Safer Communities Act was “off the charts, overwhelming,” and 15 Republican senators bucked the NRA to vote for basic gun safety legislation.

But, also in June, the Supreme Court handed down the sweeping New York State Rifle & Pistol Association, Inc. v. Bruen decision requiring those trying to place restrictions on gun ownership to prove similar restrictions were in place when the Framers wrote the Constitution. Already, a Texas judge has struck down a rule preventing domestic abusers from possessing firearms on the grounds that domestic violence was permissible in the 1700s.

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retired cynic  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:24:30pm

re: #73 retired cynic

My emphasis, sorry.

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EPR-radar  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:30:30pm

re: #74 retired cynic

My emphasis, sorry.

That’s up there with the stupidest reasoning I’ve ever seen from a right wing nut job judge.

I’d like to see that Texas judge face something else that was pretty common at the time of the US founding — getting tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail for being an egregious asshole.

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Captain Ron  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:47:09pm
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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:47:15pm

re: #73 retired cynic

December 14, 2022
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com

I understand duels with government officials were pretty popular back then as well, judge. You up for it?

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:48:05pm
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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:52:27pm

I hadn’t put the two together, silly me:

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Targetpractice  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:55:54pm

re: #79 Belafon

I hadn’t put the two together, silly me:

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Elon’s a “free speech absolutionist”….unless you make jokes about him, criticize his management, or publish publicly available information about his private jet’s location. But publishing calls for violent revolution or genocide is totally cool, provided that it’s in service of politics that he supports.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:57:40pm

re: #80 Targetpractice

Free speech absolutist / outgoing.

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jaunte  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:58:12pm

It’s the incoming he’s sensitive about.

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 9:58:34pm
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sagehen  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:01:13pm

re: #10 Patricia Kayden

Now I’m wondering what the hell could be the twist. One of the men is Don Jr?

Half the men have HIV and/or herpes. And they won’t tell which half.

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Targetpractice  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:07:55pm

Whole thing reminds me of the various times during the Trump years when we’d hear about some new/”updated” federal law or regulation that would turn out to have been implemented because President Manbaby’s delicate ego had been wounded or because he’d only learned that very day that something he thought illegal for the purposes of threatening his enemies was in fact totally legal.

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sagehen  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:11:21pm

re: #35 austin_blue

And then Trooper ate the toddler’s face off, as a member of the Huskey’s Eating Toddler’s Faces Off Party are required to do.

//duh

Huskies are not leopards.

Every dog in the world is offended that you would accuse any of them of behaving like a cat.

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retired cynic  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:12:51pm
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jaunte  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:13:02pm

re: #86 sagehen

Huskies would simply lick the face until it dissolved.

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Targetpractice  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:17:38pm

re: #87 retired cynic

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Or I could just keep the two cats I already have and get all the walking I need in a day at work instead.

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sagehen  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:23:28pm

re: #77 Belafon

I understand duels with government officials were pretty popular back then as well, judge. You up for it?

The reason Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton went to New Jersey for their duel is because dueling was illegal in New York.

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darthstar  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:37:03pm

I think I may have found a way to get banned from Twitter.

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Belafon  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:39:31pm
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darthstar  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:47:05pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 14, 2022 • 10:54:47pm

A 2 for Thursday!

Wordle 544 2/6

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Took at least 20 minutes to get from 1 to 2 — but was inspired by Grunthos solving in 2! I overlooked the word initially; sometimes I just have blind spots.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 14, 2022 • 11:25:44pm

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 12:10:18am
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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 12:15:53am

In relation to the ongoing EU Parliament/Qatar corruption scandal, Belgian Federal Police shared a photo of everything they’ve thus far confiscated, including the infamous suitcase they caught the father of MEP Eva Kaili with red-handed…

Apparently, some 60 MEPs are under investigation. That’s about 10% of all of them.

Oof.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 12:17:08am

re: #96 ckkatz

The Tesla Board needs to oust that asshat ASAP.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 15, 2022 • 2:38:57am

re: #73 retired cynic

What? So pretty much no gun control measure can stand if the Supreme Court is using that standard. Outrageously ridiculous.

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:00:16am

re: #84 sagehen

😂 Do not give them any bright ideas!!

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dharmamark  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:05:04am

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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ericblair  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:14:48am

re: #97 Dr Lizardo

In relation to the ongoing EU Parliament/Qatar corruption scandal, Belgian Federal Police shared a photo of everything they’ve thus far confiscated, including the infamous suitcase they caught the father of MEP Eva Kaili with red-handed…

Kaili is/was also a huge crypto booster. Just a coincidence how crypto manages to attract corruption, I’m sure.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:15:50am
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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:20:26am

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I had a 3 vert lumbar fusion 3-4 years ago. Not perfect but I’m better than I was. A couple of other Lizards have had it done as well.

Happy to chat if you need to

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:21:41am

Terrible 5/6 for me. My starting word wasn’t a wiff but it didn’t give me squat.

Wordle 544 5/6

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The Squire of Logos  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:23:57am

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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ericblair  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:37:29am

Looks like losing more than half your share value has finally gotten TSLA shareholders’ attention, although the idea of the LOLking of Mars getting locked back in his Tesla CEO office is going to help matters there. Like the GOP and Russian powers-that-be, it’s amazing how much damage a narcissistic dumpster fire of a leader can do to an organization before the stakeholders pull their thumbs out of their asses and start doing something about it.

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TarHellion  Dec 15, 2022 • 3:51:17am

Despite 37 degrees and a steady rain, the birbie still came out to sing.

A former high school baseball and basketball coach I covered for many years passed away the other day. Probably the most intense (and successful) coach I’ve ever seen patrol the sidelines or dugout - with a stare that could shoot lasers through your body.

When I was still early in my sports writing career, I happened to catch up to him on the 3rd hole of the local golf course and he said we should finish out the front 9 together. On the next hole, he hit a terrible shot and I was waiting for the club throw or the big blow-up. To my surprise he just smiled and said, “Well, I guess I’m getting my money’s worth.”

Thanks for all the memories, Fred. You truly were one of a kind.

Wordle 544 3/6*

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:19:31am

I’m so dumb.

Wordle 544 4/6

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Nojay UK  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:40:41am

re: #52 ckkatz

Semi-autonomous weapons already exist and are already being used in warfare. Brimstone 2, for example can be fired into an area and then it starts “looking” for suitable targets like tanks and such, using an AI and a database of what the targets look like in radar, visible light and infra-red. If an orphanage happens to be a decent match for a tank for some reason then the Brimstone 2 will hit the orphanage, just like a confused distracted human will select and destroy a civilian target on occasion.

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:54:47am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area.

I was at Woodstock 94. In the mud. In the storms. I was there with a long time friend (and we’re still friends - 30+ years). We were both into music, and he was really into hard rock/metal but my tastes ran from prog rock and got into industrial metal and he had never really heard NIN except for the head like a hole single that got wide airplay and a few songs on soundtracks like the Crow.

So when NIN came out in the rain and totally blew everyone away with that set, it was a revelation to him and to the crowd. The headliners that night were Metallica and Aerosmith closed out the night, and both paled in comparison with what NIN did that night. That’s when you knew that NIN would be around to stay. I’d argue that no other act that weekend got a bigger boost than NIN did from that epic show.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:55:58am

re: #42 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:56:02am

Oh, and here’s the kicker - Ilan Rubin was 6 years old when NIN performed at Woodstock 94.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 4:59:32am

re: #75 EPR-radar

That’s up there with the stupidest reasoning I’ve ever seen from a right wing nut job judge.

I’d like to see that Texas judge face something else that was pretty common at the time of the US founding — getting tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail for being an egregious asshole.

How about this for reasoning: At the time of the nation’s founding, Texas was part of New Spain: Therefore we abolish Texas and offer it to Mexico. (Mexico probably doesn’t want all the Republicans though.)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:02:19am

Mediæval Bæbes: “Gaudete” (3:01, performance for Huston Public Radio)

Skyline Sessions: Mediaeval Baebes - “Gaudete”

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jeffreyw  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:07:47am

filet o’ fish

Good morning!

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:09:17am
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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:15:59am

re: #117 Belafon

As far as I can tell, there are some other items in that package that Poland objects to. The aid to Ukraine appears to be collateral damage.

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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:21:30am
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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:21:38am

Well, this isn’t good:

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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:28:53am

re: #120 lawhawk

You are correct. Not a good way to close cold cases:

NYPD officials said it will take some time to figure out exactly what was lost and the impact it will have on cold case and cases up for appeal.

Decades of NYPD evidence destroyed in Brooklyn fire

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:37:28am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:39:19am
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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:40:12am

Let them fight -

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:40:34am

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:45:10am

Her successor - likely McCarthy - will be so small in comparison to the way Pelosi deftly ran the House. He’s a clueless craven coward who is a pushover and who can’t stand up to the sociopaths and insurrectionists in his caucus because he needs their votes to do anything.

Much like Ronna at the RNC. They pander to the white nationalist insurrectionists and are surprised when the saboteurs and insurrectionists want even more and the rest of the party bends over backwards to support and cover up their crimes, instead of expelling the extremists, because without the extremists, the GOP would cease to exist as a national party.

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:45:12am

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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:47:39am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:48:02am

re: #104 Dave In Austin

I had a 3 vert lumbar fusion 3-4 years ago. Not perfect but I’m better than I was. A couple of other Lizards have had it done as well.

Happy to chat if you need to

I have a collapsed disc between cervical discs C4 and C5. (This is an injury usually occurring over age sixty, but occurred with me in my forties.) The VA says essentially this is inoperable, as the danger is too high of damaging the spinal cord and paralysing me.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:53:53am

re: #128 ckkatz

Ogallala, Nebraska, Starts To Dig Out From Under Heavy, Wind-Driven Snow

The blizzard warning here was extended to 11PM last night. Now we are under a winter weather advisory due to continued light snow fall and extremely high winds. We’re starting to dig out here as well.

Blizzard impact continues across Panhandle (Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald, nine hours ago, with video)

Much of western Nebraska remained closed Wednesday as blizzard conditions continued to bring cold temperatures, snow, and strong winds across the area.

Schools in the Twin Cities area remained closed on Wednesday due to unsafe road conditions, as did government offices. Snow emergencies were declared in Alliance, Chadron, Gering, Kimball, Mitchell, Scottsbluff, Sidney, and Terrytown.
Blizzard impact continues across Panhandle

All major roads throughout the Panhandle remained closed to all but emergency vehicles Wednesday. I-80 remained closed as far east as North Platte due to partial or total covering in snow and ice along with reduced visibility according to the Nebraska Department of Transportation.

Roads leading into Colorado from Nebraska remained closed as well, including US 30, NE 88, NE 92, and US 26 [sic: all four of these roads lead to Wyoming, not Colorado].

As fresh snowfall lessened, reports of total precipitation began to reach the National Weather Service from across the Panhandle. Upwards of 20 inches of snow was reported in and around Chadron with drifts as large as five feet accumulating in some areas.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:56:19am

I appreciate that my relatively new (2019-2020) water heater has a built-in igniter for the pilot light, rather than the old way of having to stick a match in there. Mrs. Fish’s new matches leave something to be desired when it comes to striking on the box. That said, I’d rather not have to re-light my pilot light at all.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:56:34am

re: #130 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

As of Wednesday afternoon, road closures throughout the area remained indefinite due to winter conditions, while dates and times for reopening remained unknown. Eastbound truck traffic coming to North Platte was directed to return east on I-80 as truck parking was unavailable west of Grand Island.

As Nebraska Department of Transportation crews worked to clear roads across the area, the Nebraska State Patrol encouraged patience as the process would take some time. Continually blowing snow is also expected to slow efforts to make roads drivable once more.

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Florida Panhandler  Dec 15, 2022 • 5:58:11am

re: #107 ericblair

Doing some rough maths here and looks like Elon sold around 22.5 Million Tesla shares the past 3 days. Prior estimates of his holdings before this latest series of lies to his investors were around 10%-14% of outstanding TSLA shares.

It could be the case that Elon now owns <10% of the company which greatly increases the chances of pissed off TSLA -holding firms and individuals to call for his removal as CEO. It is clear by now that Elon’s priority now is not to Tesla, but to baby his own personal ego in a rapidly failing effort to own the Libs.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:00:59am

The Biden administration is again making some free COVID-19 tests available to all U.S. households as it unveils its contingency plans for potential coronavirus surges this winter.

covidtests.gov

Households can now order a total of four rapid Covid tests for free at covidtests.gov.
Orders will start shipping next week, just days before families gather for the Christmas holiday.
The Biden administration shut down the free at-home Covid test program in September because Congress did not pass additional funding.
The White House said it decided to shift existing money to buy more tests and relaunch the popular program as Covid cases started increasing again.

msn.com

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:03:10am

re: #133 Florida Panhandler

Being a billionaire means being able to make mistakes and piss away a fortune and still have enough money to do whatever the heck you want.

They’re not smarter than anyone else. We see that with everyone from Trump to Musk to SBF. They’re all failed people who either lucked into a fortune (inherited) or saw a grift and took advantage of it, or both.

Adulation of billionaires as some kind of visionaries or super smart people is a fiction.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:05:40am

re: #135 lawhawk

Being a billionaire means being able to make mistakes and piss away a fortune and still have enough money to do whatever the heck you want.

They’re not smarter than anyone else. We see that with everyone from Trump to Musk to SBF. They’re all failed people who either lucked into a fortune (inherited) or saw a grift and took advantage of it, or both.

Adulation of billionaires as some kind of visionaries or super smart people is a fiction.

A fiction which the rich/nobility and their hangers-on* wish to continue promoting of course.

* - Remora activity and also a way to seek patronage which is a way to make a living.

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:07:52am

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:08:46am

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thanks for the heads up. Order placed.

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jeffreyw  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:19:22am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:22:35am

re: #105 Eventual Carrion

Terrible 5/6 for me. My starting word wasn’t a wiff but it didn’t give me squat.

Third word as a throwaway gave me the answer.

Wordle 544 4/6

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:23:24am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:28:51am
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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:29:57am

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

Yes! Ditto here! Thank you!

Also passed the info to my family.

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:31:17am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thanks for posting that. Ordered.

As the date gets closer, I’m feeling more and more likely to skip my family’s Christmas gathering, since it’s back to normal as if covid doesn’t exist.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:32:28am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:34:08am

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And if you want to know how we got here…just look at the replies.

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Teukka  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:34:31am

re: #145 Barefoot Grin

Some people simply can’t learn something unless they learn it the hard way…

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ericblair  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:37:07am

re: #147 Teukka

Some people simply can’t learn something unless they learn it the hard way…

Learning electrical safety by personal experience should probably improve the gene pool.

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mmmirele  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:41:08am

I passed the Microsoft Azure Fundamentals exam (AZ-900) last night. Now maybe my blood sugar will start calming down.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:42:21am

re: #147 Teukka

Some people simply can’t learn something unless they learn it the hard way…

And those people should be required to build their first computer using nothing but stone knives and bear skins.
/

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:42:25am

re: #148 ericblair

Learning electrical safety by personal experience should probably improve the gene pool.

Yep, experience is something you get right after you needed it.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:45:04am

re: #135 lawhawk

Being a billionaire means being able to make mistakes and piss away a fortune and still have enough money to do whatever the heck you want.

They’re not smarter than anyone else. We see that with everyone from Trump to Musk to SBF. They’re all failed people who either lucked into a fortune (inherited) or saw a grift and took advantage of it, or both.

Adulation of billionaires as some kind of visionaries or super smart people is a fiction.

Were in the middle of watching “inventing anna”

That is one of the main themes
Even the appearance of having money assumes smarts and opens doors

Other themes are greed, gullibility, narcissism and other -opathys

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:47:27am

re: #148 ericblair

Learning electrical safety by personal experience should probably improve the gene pool.

My friends are constantly shocked at what a bad electrician I am

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mmmirele  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:54:06am

re: #129 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I have a collapsed disc between cervical discs C4 and C5. (This is an injury usually occurring over age sixty, but occurred with me in my forties.) The VA says essentially this is inoperable, as the danger is too high of damaging the spinal cord and paralysing me.

My brother was in a car accident in 2017, and damaged his C4/C5 vertebrae. He got them fused together just about five years ago and everything was fine until August 2018, when he got food poisoning from a Chik-Fil-A in Colorado and spent a day vomiting. The vomiting aggravated something about that surgery, his throat swelled up, he couldn’t swallow, and there was a three week period where I was shuttling him between various hospitals here in the Phoenix area trying to get someone, ANYONE to take a look at him. (I remember one trip to Banner Desert at 02:00 in the morning, and why yes, it was an emergency.) Ultimately, a spine surgeon from Arkansas (! but he was the expert!) flew out after Labor Day and revised the surgery, removing the cage around the fusion. After getting out of the hospital, my brother did eight weeks of in-home vancomycin infusions (3x day).

While this “fixed” his neck and he can now swallow, he still has so much pain from what happened (car accident and two major surgeries) that he’s now in a pain practice trying to manage it. What I got out of that is spine surgery is a crapshoot.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:55:28am

re: #153 Dangerman

My friends are constantly shocked at what a bad electrician I am

That’s watt I hear

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:57:09am

re: #155 Eventual Carrion

That’s watt I hear

I’m the polar opposite. You’d recoil at the things I’ve seen. Then again, maybe amped?

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 15, 2022 • 6:59:25am

re: #153 Dangerman

My friends are constantly shocked at what a bad electrician I am

You have to be grounded.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:00:33am

In the debate over whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I ask this: Is It’s a Wonderful Life a Christmas movie?

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Teukka  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:00:34am

re: #150 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

And those people should be required to build their first computer using nothing but stone knives and bear skins.
/

Stone knives often contain silicon. That’s cheating. Just bearskins! /S

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:01:26am

re: #153 Dangerman

My friends are constantly shocked at what a bad electrician I am

Have they tried pulling the plug on your service?

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:02:18am

re: #160 Belafon

Illuminating…

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:03:22am

re: #145 Barefoot Grin

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Luckily, I have EMPATHY (crowd cheers). I can learn from others and have it like it’s my own experience.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:04:23am
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is advising people to perform repeat testing, also called serial testing, following a negative result on any at-home COVID-19 antigen test, to reduce the risk an infection may be missed (false negative result) and to help prevent people from unknowingly spreading the SARS-CoV-2 virus to others. The FDA recommends repeat testing following a negative result whether or not you have COVID-19 symptoms.

(more)

The FDA also has extended expiry dates on previously-issued tests, after further testing.

At-Home COVID-19 Antigen Tests-Take Steps to Reduce Your Risk of False Negative Results: FDA Safety Communication

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:07:56am

re: #146 Eclectic Cyborg

And if you want to know how we got here…just look at the replies.

This is why so many are simply tired of them. If it wasn’t for the sociopaths incubating new variants and spreading them to others, “Go with God” then seems to be the response. And avoid them. Continue masking.

As for the navel-gazing media crying “Civility!!1!!2!!eleventy!!£!2!!” over mocking, I have no patience with them. Shunning has always served a societal purpose in reining in assholes.

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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:10:03am

Note to Lukashenko…if you want to compete in international sport, you probably shouldn’t support Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

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Jay C  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:18:24am

re: #156 lawhawk

I’m the polar opposite. You’d recoil at the things I’ve seen. Then again, maybe amped?

Oy veh!
Can we pull the plug on these jokes?

Or we’ll end up looking like dim bulbs…..

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:19:23am

we’re hosting 25+ monarch chrysalises (chrysali?)

the hoop houses are a great success
easy to open and close

when closed, they keep the butterflies out. so no caterpillars
gives the plants a chance to breathe and regrow their leaves. and a lot quicker

then we open them up and it’s laying season
in short order there’s lots of caterpillars who lay waste to the leaves and get fat in short order

then we close the hoops. the plants start to regenerate and the caterpillars can climb, hang and transform in relative safety

currently closed (and bare):

6 hangers

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:20:32am

Just snowblowed and shoveled the driveway and sidewalk in preparation for Mrs. Fish’s imminent departure to school. I’m probably going to just ignore it on the return trip, because I’m so exhausted and I can’t be bothered, and deal with it again tomorrow when the snow is over and hopefully the city has stopped by.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:24:47am

re: #145 Barefoot Grin

I have brainwashed nephews and grandnephews who worship the ground Andrew Tate walks on.

The end result of endless Republican attacks on public schools.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:28:04am

re: #162 Belafon

Luckily, I have EMPATHY (crowd cheers). I can learn from others and have it like it’s my own experience.

I knew guys like this in high school. Just total douchebags.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:29:02am

re: #169 Joe Bacon

I have brainwashed nephews and grandnephews who worship the ground Andrew Tate walks on.

The end result of endless Republican attacks on public schools.

Part of the reason colleges are becoming majority female perhaps.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:31:26am

re: #169 Joe Bacon

“Hey, Andrew, you won’t know just how well gravity works until you jump off of that 100 story building.”

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:32:08am

re: #154 mmmirele

flipside:

about 4-5 years ago my mom in law - (you know, mrsdm’s mom), was stooped over from back pain. she had to lay down curled up a lot. could not stand for long. could not stand up ‘straight’. it was not the neck but lower down the spine.

one xmas driving to Massachusetts she did the whole 5 hr trip lying on the floor in the back of the Explorer on pillows.

several docs said nothing could be done especially at her age.

last doc said ‘his’ surgery could probably fix it. there was not much talk about what if surgery makes it worse.

they did the operation followed by a surprisingly fast recovery. and all the symptoms were gone. not a ‘miracle’. just amazing that everything fell the right way. now she’s 94 and doesnt even think about it any more.

a crapshoot that paid off.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:33:59am

re: #155 Eventual Carrion

re: #156 lawhawk

re: #157 Barefoot Grin

you all ought to be charged and thrown in a dry cell.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:40:49am

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:41:51am

re: #175 Dangerman

you all ought to be charged and thrown in a dry cell.

I thought we were out of puns, but you made it in just under the wire.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:43:09am

re: #166 Jay C

Oy veh!
Can we pull the plug on these jokes?

Or we’ll end up looking like dim bulbs…..

Seems to me there’s a real spark of ingenuity about them. I’m sure we haven’t reached full capacity yet. This thread seems to be inducing plenty of laughter from me, with little resistance.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:43:29am
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No Malarkey!  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:45:05am

re: #174 Dangerman

flipside:

about 4-5 years ago my mom in law - (you know, mrsdm’s mom), was stooped over from back pain. she had to lay down curled up a lot. could not stand for long. could not stand up ‘straight’. it was not the neck but lower down the spine.

one xmas driving to Massachusetts she did the whole 5 hr trip lying on the floor in the back of the Explorer on pillows.

several docs said nothing could be done especially at her age.

last doc said ‘his’ surgery could probably fix it. there was not much talk about what if surgery makes it worse.

they did the operation followed by a surprisingly fast recovery. and all the symptoms were gone. not a ‘miracle’. just amazing that everything fell the right way. now she’s 94 and doesnt even think about it any more.

a crapshoot that paid off.

My back surgery a few years ago was a complete success.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:48:35am

Has the charge of electricity jokes gone flat?

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:48:44am

re: #179 No Malarkey!

Remember when it was unimaginable that a political party would try to overthrow the US government?

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:49:29am

re: #177 Eclectic Cyborg

I thought we were out of puns, but you made it in just under the wire.

i didn’t want to come up short

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:49:33am

re: #181 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Has the charge of electricity jokes gone flat?

Our capacity for making them has been discharged.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:50:02am

MyPillow Guy Demanding Ronna McDaniel DEBATE MEEE! On Steve Bannon’s Show, RNC Race Going Swell (Wonkette, twenty minutes ago)

Mike Lindell is takin’ this pillow fight with Ronna McDaniel to 11, OK? You betcha! Gonna take a fresh hot dish right to her house, dontcha know? But not in a nice way! Ope! Ronna McDaniel, what happened? You met one of Mike Lindell’s pillows, that’s what happened! Uff da! Ope!

Sorry, just practicing our “Minnesota” on Duolingo.

(more)

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ericblair  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:50:41am

re: #176 Eventual Carrion

This. All of the MAGAts saying how horribly dangerous Bout is because he sold weapons to whoever wants to pay for them without any checks, need to repeat what they just said nice and slow and actually listen to it.

Personally, I think he’s in a lot more danger now than he was as a guest of Uncle Sam, since these guys tend to accumulate enemies, but we’ll see. I’m sure he’ll be injected into that lunatic asylum of a Duma to join all the other useless shitposting crooks.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:51:09am

re: #178 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Seems to me there’s a real spark of ingenuity about them. I’m sure we haven’t reached full capacity yet. This thread seems to be inducing plenty of laughter from me, with little resistance.

That’s a switch for us.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:51:13am

re: #126 lawhawk

[Embedded content]

Her successor - likely McCarthy - will be so small in comparison to the way Pelosi deftly ran the House. He’s a clueless craven coward who is a pushover and who can’t stand up to the sociopaths and insurrectionists in his caucus because he needs their votes to do anything.

Much like Ronna at the RNC. They pander to the white nationalist insurrectionists and are surprised when the saboteurs and insurrectionists want even more and the rest of the party bends over backwards to support and cover up their crimes, instead of expelling the extremists, because without the extremists, the GOP would cease to exist as a national party.

McCarthy isn’t clueless — the highlighted words explain his rationale. He is craven and a coward but he is in a bind: he doesn’t have the power to return the party to sanity. Ms Darth Vader is totally sane (evil, yes, but sane and not a traitor) and there was nothing she could do. McConnell, who is far more evil, could not prevent members of his caucus from challenging Biden’s election. The base is poisoned and only those who support the white nationalists can retain power. Of course, McConnell is on board with white supremacy, so maybe he is in part responsible for this destruction looming over our nation.

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jaunte  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:51:20am

re: #181 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’m in Texas, so I lost the impulse.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:52:57am

re: #181 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Has the charge of electricity jokes gone flat?

it’s on and off

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:54:08am

re: #182 Belafon

Remember when it was unimaginable that a political party would try to overthrow the US government?

Except the GOP has before, such as the Business Plot, several attempts on statehouses over the years, the long fascist plot detailed in Rachel Maddow’s “Ultra,” the governor of North Dakota William Langer (R) attempting a self-coup to remain in power and then being elected to the US Senate, &c.

Republicans attempting to overthrow governments have a long ignominious history in our nation.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:55:08am

re: #190 Dangerman

it’s on and off

Spark gap: A missile gap except for transmitters.

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:58:04am

re: #175 Dangerman

you all ought to be charged and thrown in a dry cell.

That beats waterboarding in a wet cell…

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 7:59:37am

re: #181 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Has the charge of electricity jokes gone flat?

Like a bolt from the blue, it can be recharged….

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:00:46am

re: #194 lawhawk

Like a bolt from the blue, it can be recharged….

I’m trying to make the circuit…

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:01:56am

re: #188 Hecuba’s daughter

McCarthy isn’t clueless — the highlighted words explain his rationale. He is craven and a coward but he is in a bind: he doesn’t have the power to return the party to sanity. Ms Darth Vader is totally sane (evil, yes, but sane and not a traitor) and there was nothing she could do. McConnell, who is far more evil, could not prevent members of his caucus from challenging Biden’s election. The base is poisoned and only those who support the white nationalists can retain power. Of course, McConnell is on board with white supremacy, so maybe he is in part responsible for this destruction looming over our nation.

part of mccarthy;s ‘problem’ is he wants to be speaker. really wants. doesnt really know why or what he’d get out of it, he just wants it. and he seems to be willing to do almost anything to get it.

because the R’s effed up the election, now that means caving to anything the loony 6 or 7 want in exchange for their support.

and he won’t then ‘automatically’ have the job for the entire session.

one of those things he will probably cave on is changing the motion to vacate rule to allowing a single member to bring the motion. if so, he’ll be under the guillotine every single day and so will continue to cave, every single day.

he’ll have his speakership, and they’ll have him.

the contrast to pelosi will be the equiv of obama’s to his successor.
weak and sad

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:04:27am

re: #193 lawhawk

That beats waterboarding in a wet cell…

currently not in vogue

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:05:42am

re: #126 lawhawk

Whole lotta people whinging in that thread.

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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:05:44am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:06:23am

re: #194 lawhawk

Like a bolt from the blue, it can be recharged….

Or with a generator.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:08:25am

re: #199 darthstar

[Embedded content]

Wearing the US flag as a cape in a boxing ring has to be the poorest taste he can muster.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:08:39am

re: #199 darthstar

That’s his big announcement? 😄

J Jonah Jameson Laughing - Spider-Man (Bluray version)

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:08:56am

re: #199 darthstar

THAT’s IT??????

THAT??

oh I’m dying over here.

i was hoping one of you live wires would be induced to stay grounded and generate some more electricity.

i think spy45 just killed any hope of that.

I am ded.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:09:51am

Blergh

cDlRN2htV1lrMEZXdEt4VmI4MVpzZ1N5eVZGZGpSVGVuNlo3dHozYU4waEIxUlUwdzAyMnQ4ZUxyR2F3bXplMEpVclc5Wi9ORUkxbWZPUm9nY2d6MnlUc2NvaFA2K1BXN01EYnlCTkFxZ2l3QUZIN0pYZXQya1RUL1QxcGYrdzhPTzZQTm0wbWhCUGxkZzF0QzlPeHJIN2lSQm5RZU01VklFakdVS2dqZWU0PTo6IbkjNRzpP7CUKocZ7Ph8YQ==

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:11:10am

re: #202 Dr Lizardo

[Embedded content]

That’s his big announcement? 😄

[Embedded content]

Comes with a wad of gum somebody else chewed.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:11:23am
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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:11:34am

re: #203 Dangerman

THAT’s IT??????

THAT??

oh I’m dying over here.

i was hoping one of you live wires would be induced to stay grounded and generate some more electricity.

i think spy45 just killed any hope of that.

I am ded.

The fun part will be watching his ‘Alpha Male’ fan club buy this shit up.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:12:21am

re: #199 darthstar

That announcement is even sadder than I expected.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:12:58am

re: #205 wrenchwench

Comes with a wad of gum somebody else chewed.

No. That’s extra. Normally, its $49.99 but during this introductory phase, you can have it for $47.99 but you must act fast!

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:13:49am

re: #199 darthstar

[Embedded content]

I don’t think it’s even a piece of paper. It’s “digital” so I’m guessing it’s just a pic they email you.

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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:14:40am
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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:15:10am

re: #210 calochortus

I don’t think it’s even a piece of paper. It’s “digital” so I’m guessing it’s just a pic they email you.

Limited supply. Until the monitors run out of RGB.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:15:47am

re: #210 calochortus

I don’t think it’s even a piece of paper. It’s “digital” so I’m guessing it’s just a pic they email you.

My bet is that you still need to provide your email, home address, cell number, and your bank account and routing numbers.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:15:52am

re: #212 darthstar

Limited supply. Until the monitors run out of RGB.

Or the rubes run out of $99s.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:16:07am

re: #210 calochortus

I don’t think it’s even a piece of paper. It’s “digital” so I’m guessing it’s just a pic they email you.

Is this going to be some sort of NFT scam, or is he literally sending out a simple digital picture?

This is pretty pathetic even for him.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:16:31am

re: #213 sizzzzlerz

My bet is that you still need to provide your email, home address, cell number, and your bank account and routing numbers.

What could possibly go wrong?

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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:16:52am

re: #215 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is this going to be some sort of NFT scam, or is he literally sending out a simple digital picture?

This is pretty pathetic even for him.

This should get mocked even on Truth social.

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BigPapa  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:17:05am

re: #166 Jay C

Oy veh!
Can we pull the plug on these jokes?

Or we’ll end up looking like dim bulbs…..

Electricians do it till it hertz.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:18:06am

re: #217 darthstar

This should get mocked even on Truth social.

Freepers are unamused.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:19:02am

re: #215 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is this going to be some sort of NFT scam, or is he literally sending out a simple digital picture?

This is pretty pathetic even for him.

“Digital trading cards” are generally NFTs. And NFTs are kind of a right-leaning libertarian douchebro thing.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:19:36am

re: #205 wrenchwench

Comes with a wad of gum somebody else chewed.

ABC gum: already been chewed

we were so clever in third grade

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:20:24am

The remaining question is has the TFG finally jumped the shark to the point where even the MAGAts smell the stench of the rotting corpse

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:20:32am

re: #221 Dangerman

ABC gum: already been chewed

we were so clever in third grade

I learned that one in 2nd grade!

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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:20:54am

re: #167 Dangerman

What type of milkweed are you using?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:21:31am

Wordle 544 4/6

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Took me a good ten minutes to come up with the last guess.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:21:33am
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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:22:11am

re: #210 calochortus

I don’t think it’s even a piece of paper. It’s “digital” so I’m guessing it’s just a pic they email you.

“like baseball cards but ‘hopefully’ more exciting”
hows that for salesmanship?

eta: took out the rest.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:22:21am

re: #218 BigPapa

Electricians do it till it hertz.

Gah.

They also do it in cycles (old electricians anyway).

Then there’s those shifty hand bel choirs. Always changing volume by factors of ten.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:22:33am

re: #215 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Is this going to be some sort of NFT scam, or is he literally sending out a simple digital picture?

This is pretty pathetic even for him.

If it were an NFT I would think there would only be one per card and he’d want a lot more for each one. I’m pretty sure he’ll send you as many digital pictures as you’re willing to pay for.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:23:12am

re: #227 Dangerman

i think they’re ‘real’

“like baseball cards but ‘hopefully’ more exciting”
hows that for salesmanship?

and is it $99 per card? i’m not going there to find out

Apparently it is per card.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:23:22am

This guy fucked around & now he’s finding out.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:25:02am

re: #213 sizzzzlerz

My bet is that you still need to provide your email, home address, cell number, and your bank account and routing numbers.

which sets up an automatic monthly purchase of the next card as well as a donation to his pac…unless you opt out using that teeny box that’s the same color as the background

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:25:47am

re: #219 calochortus

Freepers are unamused.

My goodness, they really are upset, mocking, stunned. I don’t normally go look at their swill, but this one warranted a look. I was not disappointed.

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BigPapa  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:26:06am

(points at ya’ll) Hertz
(points at me) Megahertz

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:26:06am

re: #218 BigPapa

Electricians do it till it hertz.

im gonna remain neutral on that unless i get transformed

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:27:36am

re: #229 calochortus

If it were an NFT I would think there would only be one per card and he’d want a lot more for each one. I’m pretty sure he’ll send you as many digital pictures as you’re willing to pay for.

It’s one per card, but $99 for a digital photo that costs approximately $0 to generate and store and some blockchain magic that, in the post-Ethereum era, ALSO costs approximately $0 to generate and store is pretty damned high. Not all NFTs are Bored Apes.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:27:45am

re: #219 calochortus

Freepers are unamused.

one wrote:

“I love Trump, but this is really causing me to wonder what he’s thinking.”

this is your limit?

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:28:00am

Rudy disciplinary hearing concluded a short time ago, and Rudy is in deep trouble.

Of course, Rudy thinks he’s the one being persecuted here and spews even more conspiracy bullshit as the hearing concludes.

Rudy getting disbarred is bare minimum here.

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BigPapa  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:28:17am

re: #234 BigPapa

That’s the joke I tell electricians when we work together.

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:29:12am

re: #234 BigPapa

(points at ya’ll) Hertz
(points at me) Megahertz

That’s transforming….

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:29:31am

re: #223 wrenchwench

I learned that one in 2nd grade!

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:30:47am

re: #233 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My goodness, they really are upset, mocking, stunned. I don’t normally go look at their swill, but this one warranted a look. I was not disappointed.

There are a few folks who think it will (somehow) cast fear into the hearts of liberals, or maybe make their heads explode, but “cringeworthy” and “embarrassing” are more representative reviews of the idea.
Apparently it’s being cloaked in NFT language-you buy an NFT for the card and then it is “minted” but since they’re selling the same thing over and over, I’m not sure the term NFT is in any way applicable unless it doesn’t stand for non-fungible token.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:31:06am

Current streak: 61
Max streak: 62

Wordle 544 3/6*

🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:31:42am

So, the tangerine treasonweasel’s big announcement was a new grift? That’s it?

How fucking pathetic. Trading cards? Collect the bunch for $99?

He’s exceptional at separating his marks from their money.

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:32:41am

re: #242 calochortus

There are a few folks who think it will (somehow) cast fear into the hearts of liberals, or maybe make their heads explode, but “cringeworthy” and “embarrassing” are more representative reviews of the idea.
Apparently it’s being cloaked in NFT language-you buy and NFT for the card and then it is “minted” but since they’re selling the same thing over and over, I’m not sure the term NFT is in any way applicable unless it doesn’t stand for non-fungible token.

Now-Fleecing-Trumpists.

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KingKenrod  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:34:24am

Trump cards are NFT’s with each limited to 20 copies.

Also for each card you buy, you get entered in a “sweepstakes” for more Trump junk. But like all sweepstakes, you don’t actually have to buy an NFT to enter.

There’s a disclaimer: “Trump Digital Trading Cards (NFTs) are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment vehicles.”

LOLOLOLOL

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:34:48am

Yanno.

The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act: An Unconstitutional Bill For An Unconstitutional World (December 14, 2022)

The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act Of 2022 from Elizabeth Warren proposes unconstitutional privacy restrictions for bitcoin users.

Long explanation how the folks at Bitcoin Magazine do not understand such concepts as “constitution,” “legislation,” “I Amendment,” “money laundering,” and “regulation.”

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:34:58am

The other “cards” are even stupider-looking than the first one.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:35:14am

re: #191 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Except the GOP has before, such as the Business Plot, several attempts on statehouses over the years, the long fascist plot detailed in Rachel Maddow’s “Ultra,” the governor of North Dakota William Langer (R) attempting a self-coup to remain in power and then being elected to the US Senate, &c.

Republicans attempting to overthrow governments have a long ignominious history in our nation.

Although most of the legislators in the Ultra series were Republicans, there were also Democrats involved in the fascist efforts.

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:35:46am

re: #241 Dangerman

[Embedded content]

It reminds me of the three kids on the sidewalk, back in the neighborhood where the elementary school was the 6th St. School. The boy said, ‘I go to 6th St.’ The girl pointed to her brother and said, ‘He goes to 6th St. too. I go to 7th St.!’

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:36:27am

re: #187 Dangerman

That’s a switch for us.

Hope that isn’t a deal breaker

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:36:49am

re: #224 Dave In Austin

What type of milkweed are you using?

mostly tuberosa and curassavica

we get seeds from livemonarch.com

eta: corrected .org to .com

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:37:20am

re: #226 The Pie Overlord!

he’s not even playing 1D chess

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:38:25am

re: #248 The Pie Overlord!

The other “cards” are even stupider-looking than the first one.

[Embedded content]

I can’t even enjoy laughing at this because I know that there are plenty of cult members who will want these.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:38:39am

re: #246 KingKenrod

Trump cards are NFT’s with each limited to 20 copies.

Also for each card you buy, you get entered in a “sweepstakes” for more Trump junk. But like all sweepstakes, you don’t actually have to buy an NFT to enter.

There’s a disclaimer: “Trump Digital Trading Cards (NFTs) are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment vehicles.”

LOLOLOLOL

Oh, Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:39:21am

Wordle 544 2/6

🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

NFT digital cards depicting my solution will be available tomorrow on my web site. The price will be $99. Cards will be limited to as many goobers as I can fleece.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:39:23am

re: #254 Crush White Nationalism

I can’t even enjoy laughing at this because I know that there are plenty of cult members who will want these.

Mrs. Fish asked me, “Should we buy one for your dad for Christmas?” I responded, “HELL FUCKING NO we are not paying money to that man, even for a gag gift.” She replied, “Well, you know some people will.” Fuck a duck, but she’s right.

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BigPapa  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:39:39am

‘Buy my NFT to own the libs you stupid Motherfugibles.’

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:40:39am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:42:15am

re: #211 darthstar

I’m going in. My computer is armed with the latest in paranoiaware for wingnut sites.

[time passes]

Wholly shyte. You can enter a sweepstakes (no purchase necessary) to win a visit with TFG.

You can also win a one-hour golf game for yourself and two guests.

And in the final state of this grift, right at the bottom of the page:

NO. These Digital Trading Cards are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign. NFT INT LLC is not owned, managed or controlled by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, CIC Digital LLC or any of their respective principals or affiliates. NFT INT LLC uses Donald J. Trump’s name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Digital LLC, which license may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.

collecttrumpcards.com

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:42:25am
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ckkatz  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:42:31am

re: #252 Dangerman

mostly tuberosa and curassavica

we get seeds from livemonarch.org

That is a way cool set up and idea!

I went to livemonarch (dot) org to check it out. Unfortunately, I got a connect error. Did you mean livemonarch (dot) com?

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BeenHereAwhile  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:42:39am

re: #199 darthstar

Sean@sean_s_mc

He’s broke. $99 for a piece of paper with a cartoon image of him on it.

Poe’s Law

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:43:08am

Boehner sobbing just means that he has a neurological condition, but it’s nice that he had good things to say about Nancy Pelosi.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:44:04am

re: #244 lawhawk

So, the tangerine treasonweasel’s big announcement was a new grift? That’s it?

How fucking pathetic. Trading cards? Collect the bunch for $99?

He’s exceptional at separating his marks from their money.

it’s 10 minutes
he kinda nails it
trump is only for trump. in everything he does.
he doesnt care about anyone or anything as long as it benefits his narcissistic ass

YouTube

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:44:30am

re: #260 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’m going in. My computer is armed with the latest in paranoiaware for wingnut sites.

[time passes]

Wholly shyte. You can enter a sweepstakes (no purchase necessary) to win a visit with TFG.

You can also win a one-hour golf game for yourself and two guests.

And in the final state of this grift, right at the bottom of the page:

collecttrumpcards.com

Thank you for your service.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:46:47am

re: #187 Dangerman

That’s a switch for us.

I got switches as a kid. I’ve learned circuit breakers aren’t good punishment devices.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:47:06am

re: #250 wrenchwench

It reminds me of the three kids on the sidewalk, back in the neighborhood where the elementary school was the 6th St. School. The boy said, ‘I go to 6th St.’ The girl pointed to her brother and said, ‘He goes to 6th St. too. I go to 7th St.!’

our schools had names

Robert Klein went to P.S.’s:

YouTube

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:47:12am

re: #254 Crush White Nationalism

I can’t even enjoy laughing at this because I know that there are plenty of cult members who will want these.

And every dollar they fork over is a dollar not going to a Republican campaign.

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calochortus  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:49:26am

It’s been a fun start to the morning, but I need to do something constructive for a while.
BBL

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:50:08am

re: #254 Crush White Nationalism

I can’t even enjoy laughing at this because I know that there are plenty of cult members who will want these.

think of it this way

the rubes will waste their money on something they cant eat, use, show off, trade (not really).

yeah, spy45 will get the money. maybe that’s galling, maybe not.

however, he won’t keep it

you know who’s gonna be the ultimate benefactor of all this? his (smart) lawyers.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:50:57am

Some of the marks are getting wised up.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:51:10am

re: #271 Dangerman

think of it this way

the rubes will waste their money on something they cant eat, use, show off, trade (not really).

yeah, spy45 will get the money. maybe that’s galling, maybe not.

however, he won’t keep it

you know who’s gonna be the ultimate benefactor of all this? his (smart) lawyers.

I postulated that this cash grab would end up in one of his stupid PACs, which have all been getting drained to pay his mountains of lawyer fees that have been piling up from the 6? 7? different ongoing investigations and lawsuits against him and his companies.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:51:45am

re: #264 Crush White Nationalism

Boehner sobbing just means that he has a neurological condition, but it’s nice that he had good things to say about Nancy Pelosi.

Bonner was a cry baby even way back when wasn’t he?

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:52:27am

re: #262 ckkatz

That is a way cool set up and idea!

I went to livemonarch (dot) org and, unfortunately, got an error. Did you mean livemonarch (dot) com?

GRRR

sorry it’s livemonarch.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:52:50am

re: #266 calochortus

Thank you for your service.

You’re welcome.

Back at FR (Fascist Right), the comments are north of one hundred and still going. They are really upset.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:56:27am

re: #199 darthstar

[Embedded content]

He might be broke. But he’s also very good at knowing how to milk money from people.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:56:34am

re: #272 The Pie Overlord!

Some of the marks are getting wised up.

and yet they’re all complaining on….troof soshul

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 8:57:02am

re: #238 lawhawk

Rudy disciplinary hearing concluded a short time ago, and Rudy is in deep trouble.

[Embedded content]

Of course, Rudy thinks he’s the one being persecuted here and spews even more conspiracy bullshit as the hearing concludes.

Rudy getting disbarred is bare minimum here.

I am annoyed. It may have been on the 11th Hour last night, but one guest said that John Eastman was disbarred and no one disputed her comment. I believe that there may be proceedings in progress, but as far as I know he still has his law license.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:00:11am

re: #272 The Pie Overlord!

Some of the marks are getting wised up.

And how would one put a “limit” on the number of digital card sold? Why would the seller (not associated with TFG) want to limit their grift?

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wrenchwench  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:02:07am

re: #280 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And how would one put a “limit” on the number of digital card sold? Why would the seller (not associated with TFG) want to limit their grift?

He will refrain from selling an infinite number.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:07:56am
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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:09:28am

re: #280 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And how would one put a “limit” on the number of digital card sold? Why would the seller (not associated with TFG) want to limit their grift?

The image is associated with an NFT, which is limited. The funny thing is, the image itself can be passed around as much as you want, physically speaking; the NFT is basically just a digital receipt that says, “I own the original of this.” It purports to give the owner copyright ownership, but that has never been tested.

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:11:55am

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:12:17am

(1:56)

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:13:14am

re: #274 Eventual Carrion

Bonner was a cry baby even way back when wasn’t he?

Like a friend’s mom who had MS, which makes me think it’s neurological.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:13:56am

re: #134 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The Biden administration is again making some free COVID-19 tests available to all U.S. households as it unveils its contingency plans for potential coronavirus surges this winter.

covidtests.gov

Households can now order a total of four rapid Covid tests for free at covidtests.gov.
Orders will start shipping next week, just days before families gather for the Christmas holiday.
The Biden administration shut down the free at-home Covid test program in September because Congress did not pass additional funding.
The White House said it decided to shift existing money to buy more tests and relaunch the popular program as Covid cases started increasing again.

msn.com

Thank you very much for that information! I signed up.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:14:23am

re: #264 Crush White Nationalism

[Embedded content]

Boehner sobbing just means that he has a neurological condition, but it’s nice that he had good things to say about Nancy Pelosi.

There was also the 2016 Correspondent’s dinner where Boehner showed up in the Obama video. My impression is that he is done with the current Republican Party — just like they are done with him.

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:15:37am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:15:55am

re: #276 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

You’re welcome.

Back at FR (Fascist Right), the comments are north of one hundred and still going. They are really upset.

Perhaps a budding realization that it is not the libs that have been “owned” for the past 6+ years?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:16:26am

re: #149 mmmirele

I passed the Microsoft Azure Fundamentals exam (AZ-900) last night. Now maybe my blood sugar will start calming down.

A HUGE congratulations to you!! I know how much work goes into that.

Well done!

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:17:08am

To briefly explain NFTs: An NFT is an entry on a blockchain somewhere that says, “Person X bought item Y,” and then “item Y” is a unique link to an image stored on a server somewhere. Because the link is unique, the person is then purported to own “that” specific copy of the NFT, which is theirs to share however they like. This can, however, result in hilarious unintended consequences if - as in the recent case of FTX - something happens to the server or domain hosting those images. When FTX went under, they put up a blanket “we’re going through some things” page… that affected all links to all FTX pages everywhere. This included the NFT links, resulting in everybody losing access to their stored NFTs.

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lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:17:08am

Seditious treasonweasels are actively aiding and abetting Putin’s efforts to destabilize democracies around the world.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:18:05am

re: #231 The Pie Overlord!

This guy fucked around & now he’s finding out.

[Embedded content]

Good. I hope the Feds don’t just throw a single book at him. I hope they throw a whole set of encyclopedias at him!

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:18:30am

re: #285 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(1:56)

did spy45 ever hunt vampires?
case closed

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dharmamark  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:19:55am

re: #149 mmmirele

Congrats!

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:20:14am

re: #292 Dopamine Fish

To briefly explain NFTs: An NFT is an entry on a blockchain somewhere that says, “Person X bought item Y,” and then “item Y” is a unique link to an image stored on a server somewhere. Because the link is unique, the person is then purported to own “that” specific copy of the NFT, which is theirs to share however they like. This can, however, result in hilarious unintended consequences if - as in the recent case of FTX - something happens to the server or domain hosting those images. When FTX went under, they put up a blanket “we’re going through some things” page… that affected all links to all FTX pages everywhere. This included the NFT links, resulting in everybody losing access to their stored NFTs.

if you have to explain it, you’re losing //

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:21:13am

Over at Twitter, #MajorAnnouncement is on the trending list.

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sagehen  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:21:29am

re: #249 Hecuba’s daughter

Although most of the legislators in the Ultra series were Republicans, there were also Democrats involved in the fascist efforts.

Until the Civil Rights Act, political polarization was more about geography than party.

Let’s not forget that in the 1860’s, Republicans were the liberal/progressive party and Democrats were the Conservative/Authoritarians. It took 100 years for the reversal to happen, slowly at first and then finally all at once.

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Mattand  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:22:32am

Hey, all,

Just getting caught up on the thread. I saw the notice about Needy Amin making a big announcement involving a superhero yesterday.

Now that I know what it is, it’s even stupider than I could have possibly imagined.

And I’m a pro at imaging really stupid shit.

Like, the-end-of-2001: A Space Odyssey/”My God, it’s full of stupid” level idiocy.

I’m agog..

…AGOG, I tell you..

…at how stupid this is.

And the scary thing is he still stands a good chance of getting elected POTUS again.

Oy…

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:23:03am

re: #295 Dangerman

[Embedded content]

did spy45 every hunt vampires?
case closed

No but this badass slayed a werewolf and he’d probably take out Orange Foolius with a crucifix and a wooden stake.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:24:40am

Looks like the European Parliament is taking some measures regarding their ongoing Qatari corruption situation:

Members of the European Parliament voted on Thursday to suspend access to the hemicycle’s premises to Qatari representatives as the Gulf country is suspected of having offered “large sums of money” and “substantial gifts” to MEPs and assistants in a bid to influence European decision-making.

Lawmakers also decided to halt all pending legislation involving Qatar.

The investigation by Belgian police into undue influence by a Persian Gulf state widely believed to be Qatar has sent shockwaves through Brussels and thrown into question the parliament’s transparency and lobbying rules.

euronews.com

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:25:21am

re: #300 Mattand

And the scary thing is he still stands a good chance of getting elected POTUS again.

Millions of idiots are stupid enough to send him cash for those images and they’re brainwashed enough by right wing preachers to pray to those Trump images as well.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:25:27am

Good to hear.

Poland withdrew its objections to a minimum corporate tax at an EU summit on Thursday, unblocking a whole package of linked agreements that includes 18 billion euros ($19.16 billion) in financing for Ukraine in 2023, diplomats said.

reuters.com

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A Cranky One  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:28:14am

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:28:21am

re: #299 sagehen

Until the Civil Rights Act, political polarization was more about geography than party.

Let’s not forget that in the 1860’s, Republicans were the liberal/progressive party and Democrats were the Conservative/Authoritarians. It took 100 years for the reversal to happen, slowly at first and then finally all at once.

in 100 years:

Let’s not forget that in 2021, Twitter was liberal/progressive and Truth social, Gab, Parler etc., were Conservative/Authoritarians. It took 100 years for the reversal to happen, slowly at first and then finally all at once.

no, it’s not perfect. just a bit of fun.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:28:31am

The mocking goes on.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:28:47am

re: #295 Dangerman

did spy45 ever hunt vampires?
case closed

As Lincoln once quipped, “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

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darthstar  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:30:08am

Jason Isbell wind the caption contest.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:31:30am

re: #300 Mattand


And the scary thing is he still stands a good chance of getting elected POTUS again.

Oy…

good chance to get the nom, even no matter what happens to him legally. i mean he could keel over.

I’d say fair to poor to win the general, and that’s mostly because we’re 2 years out and a
week is a lifetime in politics.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:31:37am

re: #219 calochortus

Freepers are unamused.

That was a joyous read. Thank you for sharing. 😀😂🤣

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:33:06am

‘Ego, ego, money, money’: Mike Lindell attacks Ronna McDaniel for ‘wasting’ 40% of donations

And how much has Crackhead Mike wasted on trying to overthrow the government?

rawstory.com

Oh when is the Special Counsel going to arrest this traitor?

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:33:37am

re: #298 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Over at Twitter, #MajorAnnouncement is on the trending list.

[Embedded content]

True believer cultists are losing their religion in her replies.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:33:37am

re: #234 BigPapa

(points at ya’ll) Hertz
(points at me) Megahertz

Depends on the car.

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dat_said  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:34:00am

re: #191 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Except the GOP has before, such as the Business Plot, several attempts on statehouses over the years, the long fascist plot detailed in Rachel Maddow’s “Ultra,” the governor of North Dakota William Langer (R) attempting a self-coup to remain in power and then being elected to the US Senate, &c.

Republicans attempting to overthrow governments have a long ignominious history in our nation.

It’s complicated when it comes to Wild Bill Langer but he was Non-Partisan League (NPL) when h was governor. NPL came out of nowhere to take over ND government within a couple of years of forming. Wild Bill was elected governor in 1930 as NPL after mending a rift with him and the party in 1920 or so. One of the first things he did was require state employees donate to the NPL - not illegal by ND laws but violated federal law since highway employees were financed by fed relief money. He was convicted of federal felony fraud in 1932 and state Supreme Court ousted him. He declared martial law and barricaded himself n the governors mansion. He eventually relented and let the Lt Gov take over. His conviction was overturned on appeal in 1935 and he was re-elected government r (NPL) in 1936

NPL later merged with Democratic Party in ND

Wild Bill elected to US Senate in 1940 as a Republican and was staunch isolationist (not to entering WWII) and served until he died in 1959 (didn’t even set foot in the state to win the 1958 election).

NPL did good things - state-owned bank and state-owned mill and elevator - but because of Wild Bill, infighting, and corruption really messed up politics in ND.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:34:50am

re: #233 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My goodness, they really are upset, mocking, stunned. I don’t normally go look at their swill, but this one warranted a look. I was not disappointed.

Same here. The boys are snapping at each other.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:34:52am

re: #307 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In this Congress, Democrats passed an anti-lynching bill and codified that interracial marriage is legal.

Is it 1940?

scotus* screwed up individual rights to privacy and bodily autonomy

what year is it?

*you know, those unelected judges

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:35:54am

re: #312 Joe Bacon

‘Ego, ego, money, money’: Mike Lindell attacks Ronna McDaniel for ‘wasting’ 40% of donations

And how much has Crackhead Mike wasted on trying to overthrow the government?

rawstory.com

Oh when is the Special Counsel going to arrest this traitor?

Mike, Mike, Mike. Most of the RNC’s voluminous war chest has gone into paying failed parking lot litigator turned Twoo Believer, Alina Habba, and her crack (smoking) team of elite legal beagles, because your burnt sienna god doesn’t have any cash to pay for them himself. Now, if you think your lawyers can do better… Well, I refer you to the sanctions they just got earlier this year, ya dumbfuck.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:36:50am

re: #316 Dave In Austin

Same here. The boys are snapping at each other.

it’ll pass.
tomorrow they’ll be back in formation

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:36:54am

re: #309 darthstar

Jason Isbell wind the caption contest.

Yu-gi-ugh.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:37:16am

re: #311 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That was a joyous read. Thank you for sharing. 😀😂🤣

_______________

To: VAFreedom

Trump has just proven right every liberal that called him an insane egotistical jackass. The funniest thing is you moved this out of news. Ban me, I don’t care. This is the craziest thing he could do.

204 posted on 12/15/2022, 6:34:04 PM by The Hot Tam

_______________

Reading through that FR thread, looks like a lot of the Freepers are realizing their Orange Messiah is full of shit.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:37:44am

re: #311 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That was a joyous read. Thank you for sharing. 😀😂🤣

Love the comment from one poster there —

Wait. What? My guess was that Trump’s “major announcement” due today was going to be his 2024 VP pick, or perhaps the uncovering of a smoking gun from the 2020 election.

So either this is the Babylon Bee or I’m done with Trump. Thank you for your service, but I’m moving on.

Meanwhile some others remain persistently loyal and act as though this is another own of the libs.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:37:58am

re: #248 The Pie Overlord!

The other “cards” are even stupider-looking than the first one.

[Embedded content]

99 bucks? For that, you could buy enough of those delicious Pizza Hut Woke pizzas to feed your whole Antifa cell.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:39:33am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:39:40am

re: #257 Dopamine Fish

Meant to say, your Wordle may not have been a birdie but you get a prize for the prettiest one I’ve seen?
🏆🏅🏆🏅🏆

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:40:04am
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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:40:43am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:40:54am

I always find it interesting that, though many of the photographs from the Civil Rights Era were in colour, the media and textbooks always present them as if the events happened in the distant past. That’s almost as if that is intended.

This whole nonsense about Critical Race Theory? It seems to me besides being a bad-faith argument, many of these people are still alive and they would prefer their children or grandchildren not know what they did.

Last I checked, I’m still alive. For my first two years, I went to a segregated school for whites.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:41:05am
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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:41:47am

re: #324 Dangerman

“This is what my mother in law irreparably ruined several family relationships for?”

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JC1  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:41:51am

re: #243 wrenchwench

Current streak: 61
Max streak: 62

[Embedded content]

Took me to the limit…

Wordle 544 6/6

⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:43:03am

re: #325 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Meant to say, your Wordle may not have been a birdie but you get a prize for the prettiest one I’ve seen?
🏆🏅🏆🏅🏆

This was also the second day where I stared at multiple guesses for multiple minutes before coming up with a potential solution. Yesterday’s was SO BAD, I spent a good 15 minutes staring at guess 2, and then another 10-15 minutes staring at guess 3 before getting the birbie.

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:43:17am

think about this:

he’s selling nft’s of pictures that are now already all over the internet

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:44:57am

re: #333 Dangerman

think about this:

he’s selling nft’s of pictures that are now already all over the internet

This is the part of NFT’s that makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. It’s a LINK. To a PICTURE. A picture that is linked to ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET, because people download that shit and upload it to other sites, or link to it on sites that then add it to their own CDN’s so they can show it embedded in tweets or toots or whatever they call those things, and how are you supposed to “own” all that?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:46:34am

re: #277 Belafon

He might be broke. But he’s also very good at knowing how to milk money from people.

I dunno. I think this MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT may have been that proverbial last straw that did in the camel.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:48:45am

re: #335 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I dunno. I think this MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT may have been that proverbial last straw that did in the camel.

In part because the base sees a lot of “libs” laughing at them rather than being in fear.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:48:45am

re: #324 Dangerman

This is not a Deep Fake parody?

If not, then America has become a Deep Fake parody of itself.

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dat_said  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:48:59am

Special thank you to Jedediah, RBG They followed me on NightCafe and are my 100th follower.

I’m somebody now (and 20 credits richer for the milestone).

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:49:26am

re: #333 Dangerman

think about this:

he’s selling nft’s of pictures that are now already all over the internet

Trump’s cultists will be cutting back on their statins, selling their coal rolling trucks and skimping on the groceries for a couple of months just to buy these. And these are the same folks who are screaming the most about inflation and the cost of filling up their life-sized Hot Wheels trucks and then they’ll end up bitching they have no money…thanks to President Biden.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:53:15am

re: #326 Dangerman

Yes

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:56:00am

re: #328 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This whole nonsense about Critical Race Theory? It seems to me besides being a bad-faith argument, many of these people are still alive and they would prefer their children or grandchildren not know what they did.

Last I checked, I’m still alive. For my first two years, I went to a segregated school for whites.

“Banning CRT” is a bad-faith argument, it is an attempt to prevent teaching American history as it happened.

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:56:32am

re: #337 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

This is not a Deep Fake parody?

If not, then America has become a Deep Fake parody of itself.

Just got an e-mail from my chess pal in France saying that French TV is goofing on this. They’re showing people just laughing their asses off because Americans are gullible enough to fall for this con!

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gocart mozart  Dec 15, 2022 • 9:58:52am
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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:00:24am

re: #341 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

“Banning CRT” is a bad-faith argument, it is an attempt to prevent teaching American history as it happened.

The “CRT” I had in high school was Critical RACIST Theory.

Andrew Johnson upheld the Constitution from Radical Republicans who used blacks as their political pawns.

Andrew Jackson civilized the Cherokee by relocating them.

William Jennings Bryan was a dangerous Socialist and Teddy Roosevelt was a Marxist attacking the Trusts run by White Christian men.

Oh and Joe McCarthy was a good man who was set up by LBJ to go too far…

Some of the bullshit that was in our American History classes…

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:01:23am

Emily Litella: What’s all this fuss I hear about Trump selling “traitor cards”?

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:01:53am

re: #324 Dangerman

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:03:26am

re: #342 Joe Bacon

Just got an e-mail from my chess pal in France saying that French TV is goofing on this. They’re showing people just laughing their asses off because Americans are gullible enough to fall for this con!

Well he did get elected…

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Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:04:31am

re: #346 Crush White Nationalism

[Embedded content]

It really was a stupid way to tease *this*

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:05:48am

If he eats one more
Pie A La Mode
Then he will have
His own Zip Code…

Victor Buono - Fat Man’s Prayer

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:06:37am

re: #346 Crush White Nationalism

I think they were genuinely expecting either a VP pick announcement or he was gonna do a presser stating he had “incontrovertible proof” that he actually won the 2020 election.

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Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:06:52am

This announcement should prove to everyone that the purpose of Trump’s original candidacy was a fundraising gimmick. Getting elected wasn’t supposed to happen. And the only thing he knew how to do once he got in office was to use it to fundraise.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:07:51am

re: #350 Dr Lizardo

I think they were genuinely expecting either a VP pick announcement or he was gonna do a presser stating he had “incontrovertible proof” that he actually won the 2020 election.

He’s been perfectly content to hide behind toadies and not claim any direct hard evidence of election fraud, probably because his lawyers have advised that to do so would leave him culpable for the same kinds of penalties as the likes of Lindell, et al., are currently seeing.

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:08:24am

re: #349 Joe Bacon

If he eats one more
Pie A La Mode
Then he will have
His own Zip Code…

[Embedded content]

[Embedded content]

Victor is King Tut to me. I’ve seen him in other things, but that was my first exposure to his work.

A quote from him:
Being on Batman (1966) allowed me to do something we actors are taught never to do: overact.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:11:49am

Perhaps this will solve my lack-of-life-insurance problem.

New VA Life Insurance Coming Soon (Goes to the VA)

VA Life Insurance policies have been serving our nation’s Veterans, service members, and their families for over 100 years. Starting January 1, 2023, enrollment opens for Veterans Affairs Life Insurance (VALife)—a new program offering increased access for Veterans age 80 or under with any level of service-connected disability (0-100%).

Life insurance is a key component for future financial planning. With the right policy and coverage amount, life insurance can cover end-of-life costs, provide an inheritance to family, serve as income to a spouse, or cover some outstanding debts.

Those currently enrolled in VA’s current policy for service-connected Veterans, Service-Disabled Veterans Life Insurance (S-DVI), may keep their coverage or switch to VALife. Although S-DVI will be closed to new enrollments after December 31, 2022.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:11:58am

Honestly…I can’t tell reality from parody any longer. This is freedom Freep.

To: central_va
Before I even consider voting DeSantis, I’m going to need to review his NFT card collection first.
I’ve seen Trump’s and I’m locked and loaded.

First rate artwork with my only beef being no Melania themed cards. But there’s still time. Plenty of time.

223 posted on 12/15/2022, 1:03:39 PM by SamAdams76 (4,733,703 | Truth Social | 87,874,312 | Twitter | Trump Followers)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:13:12am

re: #350 Dr Lizardo

I think they were genuinely expecting either a VP pick announcement or he was gonna do a presser stating he had “incontrovertible proof” that he actually won the 2020 election.

I saw that exact statement at Freep. Literally word for word.

357
No Malarkey!  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:13:15am

re: #346 Crush White Nationalism

[Embedded content]

Exciting! What a great gift idea for your racist uncle!

358
The Ghost of a Flea  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:17:10am

1. Chances are real good that Trump didn’t make these NFTs, but rather somebody paid him for the right to use his image. That’s how most of his “Trump” merch happens—put money in his hand and he will do the endorsement.

2. It’s pretty telling that, NFTs otherwise being dead in the water, the market of last resort is MAGA. The overlapping traits between the two rube groups is unflattering, but if there’s anybody that won’t learn a lesson just to be spiteful….

3. I’d wait several days before drawing conclusions on what any of this means, but my money is that this is just easy cash…which, again, it is entirely the Trump “cash the 12 cent check” MO.

359
Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:18:53am

re: #357 No Malarkey!

You might think the Trump NFTs are a scam. But if you buy 45 pics of an NFT like Shotgun Trump or Wall Street Trump — so, roughly $4500 worth — you get a ticket for a “Gala Dinner with Trump”

Wow! What’s on the menu—Big Macs, Filet O’Fish, KFC, Pizza Hut, Wendy’s?

360
Belafon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:19:45am
361
The Ghost of a Flea  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:20:30am

Coincidentally I’m literally rewatching “Line Goes Up” as this NFT thing breaks.

Right at the very end there’s a bit about “more opportunities to be the boot” that just perfectly captures the intersection between NFT bros and MAGA.

362
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:23:39am

re: #358 The Ghost of a Flea

1. Chances are real good that Trump didn’t make these NFTs, but rather somebody paid him for the right to use his image. That’s how most of his “Trump” merch happens—put money in his hand and he will do the endorsement.

See my comment at re: #260 and its likely bullshyte disclaimer.

363
Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:25:19am

re: #350 Dr Lizardo

I think they were genuinely expecting either a VP pick announcement or he was gonna do a presser stating he had “incontrovertible proof” that he actually won the 2020 election.

what he proved was when he says ‘dance’ they all dance.

364
jaunte  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:28:41am

re: #357 No Malarkey!

Looks like NFTs are very slimming.

365
Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:29:53am

re: #357 No Malarkey!

Exciting! What a great gift idea for your racist uncle!

I think that’s a raffle ticket rather than a ticket to a dinner with a traitor.
There are people who could easily pay that price if it allowed them into a room with Trump to tell him what they think of him.

366
Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:30:07am

re: #353 Crush White Nationalism

Victor is King Tut to me. I’ve seen him in other things, but that was my first exposure to his work.

A quote from him:
Being on Batman (1966) allowed me to do something we actors are taught never to do: overact.

one of the few, i think the only ‘villain’ who was not a bad person
he had a reasonable explanation for his villainizing

367
Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:31:09am

re: #298 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Over at Twitter, #MajorAnnouncement is on the trending list.

bwahahaaa

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No Malarkey!  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:31:37am
369
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:31:42am

re: #313 Crush White Nationalism

True believer cultists are losing their religion in her replies.

And liberals’ trolling is in heavy rotation.

370
Dave In Austin  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:32:41am
371
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:33:23am
372
Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:33:45am

re: #365 Crush White Nationalism

I think that’s a raffle ticket rather than a ticket to a dinner with a traitor.
There are people who could easily pay that price if it allowed them into a room with Trump to tell him what they think of him.

first you pay the money, then we’ll tell you if you win.

sorry, you didn’t

373
Dangerman  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:34:29am

re: #367 Backwoods_Sleuth

bwahahaaa

how many have you bought
and/or are you getting a cut?

374
Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:35:46am

re: #364 jaunte

Looks like NFTs are very slimming.

I know high school kids who can do better illustrations than that.

375
BeenHereAwhile  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:36:44am

re: #286 Crush White Nationalism

Like a friend’s mom who had MS, which makes me think it’s neurological.

I emphasize with someone who cries from emotion, unless the emotion is anger.

If the crying emotion is anger, ITTGTFOOT.

376
Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:36:51am

re: #373 Dangerman

Anyone who gives me Trump Trading Cards for Christmas will get some mistletoe shoved up their ass.

377
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:37:13am
378
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:37:46am

re: #374 Eclectic Cyborg

I know high school kids who can do better illustrations than that.

So can my wife.

Doom Man from My Wife’s Website
379
BeenHereAwhile  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:41:58am

re: #302 Dr Lizardo

Looks like the European Parliament is taking some measures regarding their ongoing Qatari corruption situation:

euronews.com

FIFA is next

380
Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:46:15am

re: #373 Dangerman

how many have you bought
and/or are you getting a cut?

[Embedded content]

381
Dr Lizardo  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:47:12am

re: #379 BeenHereAwhile

FIFA is next

I’d like to see someone go after the IOC. There’s some shenanigans there that need to be uncovered.

382
nines09  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:48:31am

Digital Trading Cards.
From the Super Hero formerly known as The Leader Of The Free World.
For sale.

My words fail me.

383
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:48:42am
384
Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:48:42am

re: #367 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

bwahahaaa

She’s not the only one who continues to support him — no matter what he does. There are still those who feel he’s playing 11th level chess, or that this is trolling the libs, who don’t appreciate his brilliance. Those who attempt to leave his orbit (as many did immediately after the insurrection) were pulled back in, compelled by his personal charisma — I don’t understand it, but he has some unnatural trait that either repels or attracts the listener. Maybe he’s like a black hole for some people, once they are in his orbit, they cannot escape.

Or maybe it’s just that they were looking for someone on the national stage who expresses the racism that they have always felt. And now that they have him, they refuse to let him go.

385
aatharuv  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:49:43am

re: #324 Dangerman

Damn, just like presumably most of us here, and his hardcore cultists, I’d really hoped he would have announced the creation of a Make America Great Again party. I suppose he still has time to do that if DeSantis gets the nomination.

386
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:51:49am

re: #384 Hecuba’s daughter

Elmo is up and coming. He’s more hateful than trump Abba had his own cult following. Never know…. 😉

387
Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:56:23am

re: #372 Dangerman

first you pay the money, then we’ll tell you if you win.

sorry, you didn’t

South Park - “…and it’s gone”

388
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:56:43am

re: #386 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Elmo is up and coming. He’s more hateful than trump Abba had his own cult following. Never know…. 😉

ABBA libelz. (Hides complete LP and CD collections.) Plus ABBA isn’t hateful racists.

389
lawhawk  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:56:44am

Unfu…. nope…. totally fucking believable.

390
Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:58:00am

re: #389 lawhawk

The space themed ones are the most cringe.

391
Hecuba's daughter  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:58:27am

re: #386 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Elmo is up and coming. He’s more hateful than trump Abba had his own cult following. Never know…. 😉

But Elmo can’t run for president so ultimately he cannot wield the power MAGAts want.

392
nines09  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:58:52am

Former leader of the free world releases digital trading cards portraying him as a superhero.
His super power?
Corrupt and rip off and kill all he touches.
I think I’m out of words.
What bottom?
Popular Mechanics never talked about THIS future.

People who voted for him would feel shame or embarrassment, if they only had a conscience.
Yep. Out of words.

393
Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 10:59:48am

re: #376 Eclectic Cyborg

Anyone who gives me Trump Trading Cards for Christmas will get some mistletoe shoved up their ass.

If they try that with me this is what I will give them!

1955 Stan Freberg - (I’m Gettin’) Nuttin’ For Christmas

394
No Malarkey!  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:00:30am

re: #391 Hecuba’s daughter

But Elmo can’t run for president so ultimately he cannot wield the power MAGAts want.

I can hear supporters saying that based on the precedent of Obama becoming president despite being “born in Kenya”, Musk can as well.

395
Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:00:42am

re: #391 Hecuba’s daughter

But Elmo can’t run for president so ultimately he cannot wield the power MAGAts want.

Exactly, born in South Africa I believe. Neither parent US citizens.

396
Colère Tueur de Lapin  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:01:31am

re: #368 No Malarkey!

Freepers are mostly not very happy with Trump today.

Some are still exceedingly dumb.

To: VAFreedom
Love it, Never-Trumpers and Democrats will go crazy.. Ultimate Troll.

29 posted on 12/15/2022, 11:20:22 AM by DEPcom (Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:01:37am

re: #394 No Malarkey!

I can hear supporters saying that based on the precedent of Obama becoming president despite being “born in Kenya”, Musk can as well.

Yeah, brain damaged people say a lot of things.

398
Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:02:05am

re: #395 Eventual Carrion

Exactly, born in South Africa I believe. Neither parent US citizens.

Correct. Father was born in South Africa. Mother was born in Canada.

399
Dopamine Fish  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:02:14am

re: #394 No Malarkey!

I can hear supporters saying that based on the precedent of Obama becoming president despite being “born in Kenya”, Musk can as well.

Elon fanboys are really fucking weird.

400
Eventual Carrion  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:02:18am

re: #396 Colère Tueur de Lapin

Some are still exceedingly dumb.

Crazy with laughter

401
lizardofid  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:03:00am

Hard pass on the Trump NFTs. I wouldn’t mind having a deck of Jan. 6 playing cards though.

402
Crush White Nationalism  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:03:58am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:04:13am

Over at Reddit’s r/Conservative hundreds of people are losing their minds over Trump’s “major announcement.” It looks like many are finally starting to realise they’ve been had. It only took them seven years.

Trump’s Major Announcement Is His Digital Trading Card Collection

404
BeenHereAwhile  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:04:41am

re: #384 Hecuba’s daughter

*snip*

… they were looking for someone on the national stage who expresses the racism that they have always felt. And now that they have him, they refuse to let him go.

Ding!!

405
Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:06:12am

I’m sure the RWNJs wouldn’t mind a bit if Biden wanted to sell some superhero themed photos of himself.

///

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Joe Bacon  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:07:39am

re: #384 Hecuba’s daughter

Or maybe it’s just that they were looking for someone on the national stage who expresses the racism that they have always felt. And now that they have him, they refuse to let him go.

Even after this insanity they STILL will not let him go. Their MESSiah can do no wrong!

407
BeenHereAwhile  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:09:37am

re: #385 aatharuv

Damn, just like presumably most of us here, and his hardcore cultists, I’d really hoped he would have announced the creation of a Make America Great Again party. I suppose he still has time to do that if DeSantis gets the nomination.

Could have been the “American Bibi.”

Could have been a contender.

408
Mattand  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:15:07am

re: #350 Dr Lizardo

I think they were genuinely expecting either a VP pick announcement or he was gonna do a presser stating he had “incontrovertible proof” that he actually won the 2020 election.

Yup.

Beyond the delicious schaundenfreude, this also points out how genuinely brainwashed a lot of these folks are. Hashtag Not All Republicans and all that bullshit, but it times like these that I remind myself of what the Arabic translation of the “The Base” is.

Like, a frighteningly significant portion of the population is down this rabbit hole and probably staying there until they die.

409
Jay C  Dec 15, 2022 • 11:31:41am

re: #389 lawhawk

Unfu…. nope…. totally fucking believable.

I dunno: what really stretches the “believable” wrt to the “Trump Trading Card” is that these stupid cartoons (“NFT” bullshit notwithstanding) are being hawked at $99.00 each: and the whole “collection” is what? 45 “cards”??
And they expect big sales of this crap?

And the most “unbelievable” bit seems to be that they may get it….


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