These Weirdos Again: !!! (Chk Chk Chk), “Panama Canal” (Ft. Meah Pace)

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Take ur foot off the gas
Move it onto the brake
Drop it down on the one
Just a little bit late

!!! (Chk Chk Chk) - Panama Canal (ft. Meah Pace) [Official Video]
chkchkchk.net

We ran the streets with scissors.
Video directed by our own Chris Egan.
Starring !!!, Lupe Cohen and Meah Pace.

Taken from the album ‘Let It Be Blue’, out now via Warp Records
→ chkchkchk.ffm.to

***PANAMA CANAL LYRICS***

Take ur foot off the gas
Move it onto the brake
Drop it down on the one
Just a little bit late
In the sky with ur shoulder shoulder
Leave it up to the fates
But please don’t make me wait
Don’t make me wait

One toe on the line
One toe in the lake
Tambourine on the two
Send it out to the plate
In the air with your shoulder shoulder
Play it totally straight
But please don’t make me wait
Don’t make me wait

Cut cut cut cut thru
Like the Panama Canal

Oooooh keep up stay awake
Make it up as you go
Pass it off for a fake
Hands up to your shoulder shoulder
Everyone’s on the take
But please don’t make me wait
Don’t make me wait

Cut cut cut cut thru
Like the Panama Canal

#ChkChkChk #PanamaCanal #LetItBeBlue #WarpRecords

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58 comments
1
jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:04:36am

@marisakabas.bsky.social
SCOOP: The Kansas newspaper raided Friday by cops had been investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police at his previous job.

Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record:
thehandbasket.substack.com

“…So the backstory that we haven’t told, because we don’t wanna get in trouble, is that we’ve been investigating the police chief [Gideon Cody]. When he was named Chief just two months ago, we got an outpouring of calls from his former co-workers making a wide array of allegations against him saying that he was about to be demoted at his previous job and that he retired to avoid demotion and punishment over sexual misconduct charges and other things.

We had half a dozen or more different anonymous sources calling in about that. Well, we never ran that because we never could get any of them to go on the record, and we never could get his personnel file. But the allegations—including the identities of who made the allegations—were on one of the computers that got seized. I may be paranoid that this has anything to do with it, but when people come and seize your computer, you tend to be a little paranoid.

MK: I just wanna make sure I’m 100% clear: so you haven’t reported on this before?

EM: We’ve gathered a lot of information. Deb, one of our reporters, has worked for weeks on this story. And we kind of didn’t get anywhere with it. We tried to alert the city through backdoor channels that they needed to really look at his employment record. They said, “oh, we have,” and we talked to the Kansas City, Missouri Police where he was from, and the Human Resources Department said, “no, nobody’s ever looked at his record.” Then two days later, somebody did look at it after they’d already told us they’d done so.

2
Captain Ron  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:06:35am
3
jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:09:51am

Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social

I think a kind of underreported trend is that a lot (not all) of podunk rural places used to have a group of country club doctors/lawyers/business elites that would serve as a check on the good old boys doing dumb illegal stuff like “raid the local newspaper” and that’s like totally gone now.

4
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:10:14am

I have a Bluesky code.
bsky-social-xhf76-qoet4

5
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:18:59am

re: #2 Captain Ron

6
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:19:15am

okay. Someone used the code. May I ask who is hattorih99?

7
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:19:48am
8
darthstar  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:22:07am

re: #7 Backwoods Sleuth

I’m surprised he isn’t wearing a fanny pack and asking people who shake his hand to give him $20 for his legal defense.

9
Nerdy Fish  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:23:43am

re: #7 Backwoods Sleuth

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I wonder if he genuinely thinks that’s how it works, like in the movies when a guy stands up and says, “A round of drinks on me!”

10
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:24:15am

Please answer me who is hattorih99?

11
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:24:31am

abcnews.go.com

House exploded in Plum Borough (just outside of Pittsburgh). Friend of mine who lives a few miles away heard the explosion and felt his house shake. Two people still missing and 3-4 hospitalized. (Suspected gas leak is all I have heard so far.)

12
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:24:53am

re: #9 Nerdy Fish

I wonder if he genuinely thinks that’s how it works, like in the movies when a guy stands up and says, “A round of drinks on me!”

He assumes that one of his people is going to step in and take care of it for him.

Except that the last person who did that got stuck paying for everything out of his own pocket

Now nobody steps up

13
Nerdy Fish  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:24:55am

re: #10 PhillyPretzel ✅

Please answer me who is hattorih99?

If I knew, I would tell you.

14
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:25:11am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:25:17am

re: #13 Nerdy Fish

Same here

16
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:25:50am

re: #6 PhillyPretzel ✅

okay. Someone used the code. May I ask who is hattorih99?

? A Kill Bill fan?

17
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:26:42am

re: #14 Backwoods Sleuth

MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA!

Sen. Marsha Blackburn is complaining about David Weiss’ appointment as Special Counsel in the Hunter probe.

The problem?

She literally asked for it. In writing.

That was then, this is now.

18
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:27:31am

re: #16 Hecuba’s daughter

Either that or someone who knows that Seiko watches are made by Hattori Seiko Company

19
Charles Johnson  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:27:51am

Keep in mind that the comment sections at LGF are visible to anyone; it’s a good idea to put bluesky codes behind a private tag, so only registered people can see it.

20
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:28:05am

lololol

21
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:28:32am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Got it. Thanks. I will remember that the next time.

22
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:29:41am
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jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:30:05am

re: #10 PhillyPretzel ✅

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:31:26am

re: #23 jaunte

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darthstar  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:33:52am

re: #9 Nerdy Fish

I wonder if he genuinely thinks that’s how it works, like in the movies when a guy stands up and says, “A round of drinks on me!”

Gah…can’t find it. Olympia Beer had a great commercial in the 70s. Guy walks into the bar and sees one other customer, so he shouts, “Olys for the house!” and then dozens of people flood in shouting, “Oly!”

26
jeffreyw  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:34:49am

Alas, this has such an unfortunate shape:

Mastodon

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:36:33am

re: #22 Backwoods Sleuth

that is a brilliant answer that lets everyone interpret it in whichever way pleases them

28
Captain Ron  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:46:01am
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HRH Stanley Sea  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:49:08am

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:49:55am

Just picked up a half dozen ear of local corn today. Cooking it up right now. Hope it is good (usually is from the farmer I get it from). Hope the silver queen starts hitting the stands soon, I love that stuff. Has a longer growing time but is well worth it.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:57:02am

Just finished the English translation of “The Anomaly” by Herve Le Tellier. Has anyone here read it in the original French? If so, was wondering whether the calligram at the end had a clearer message.

32
Dr Lizardo  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:58:03am

Bluesky invite code:

cHRtd1cvSzR1WFpiUCtTMThwQW0veXVDc1NVUzZtWm13S2pmMXpYd3c1OD06OrGlUSnCZOt5tUhm4vn0864=

33
BigPapa  Aug 12, 2023 • 11:58:16am

I have a BluSki code. Pay me 1 meelyun dollars. When you get it.

Qk1tbGNWaHYxZE10QStZWXVaTTlUbEhtOWlzdXgwTU5iOEl5Y0ovSCtXaHRWWlU4STZhbjFpcDF0d1JybzRMeTB0eDl5YkFveWdlK0E1V243alNodnc2eDVkUXUxWjBpQ0wrcUw3cTFMR0cvd2piOW51VWhDaDd1TTBXcG5WajZkVXN0MDBpSTd4TjArZFRReGN2bVBtbTdXNHNnYThleFd6UkhzWjAxQXYvbnZObHAwMVdpOWhDbTBwd1dmNVlvSmJDdmdYV2xpSlp3U28vRWJIMUNKZ0p5Y2RyS09Xc21PMXYzaU1ZaHhRUzU1NTkzNGhLTnNnY010eE4wQVhmQ1pPTzNrU0paQ3J3NlNDc1BTY3QwbWc9PTo6p43UAJFSZtJaMo2NPZ9J4Q==

34
gocart mozart  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:08:24pm
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sizzzzlerz  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:20:27pm

re: #26 jeffreyw

Alas, this has such an unfortunate shape:

[Embedded content]

Cheborneck, what is that?

36
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:24:41pm

re: #34 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

looks pretty good in 1948 for not even having been born yet

37
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:25:56pm
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jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:30:22pm

re: #37 Backwoods Sleuth

Gaetz wants another round of Charlottesville 2017. As long as he’s safe.

Mastodon

39
Unabogie  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:32:55pm

re: #37 Backwoods Sleuth

He’s not the fucking president, goddammit.

40
jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:38:24pm

Mastodon

41
Florida Panhandler  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:44:07pm

re: #37 Backwoods Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Pro tip: It was never about “freedom.” It was never about Family Values, Personal Responsibility, keeping government hands off business, the economy or about employment numbers.

It was ALWAYS about Power. It was always about a Conservative movement willing to lie about everything in order to accumulate and wield unlimited power and control. This is the only constant throughout all the lies, all the bigotry and prejudice and all the distractions listed above.

And their power depends on a population divided into those who belong and those who need to be oppressed, deported or outright eliminated by any means possible.

42
jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:48:04pm

Mastodon

43
PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:49:14pm

re: #42 jaunte

Ahh. Such a lovely picture. Cute cat too.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 12:54:08pm
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jaunte  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:02:01pm

re: #43 PhillyPretzel ✅

Sometimes the ‘other servers’ button on Mastodon yields fun results.

46
Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:06:02pm

Mastodon

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Backwoods Sleuth  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:08:58pm

Mastodon

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Jay C  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:13:02pm

Par today: and lucky to get it:

Click to Reveal

Wordle 784 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Mattand  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:14:45pm

If I accomplish nothing else this weekend, I at least finally deactivated my Twitter account.

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Belafon  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:17:38pm

An oldie that seems to have resurfaced because of relevance:

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wrenchwench  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:18:25pm

re: #48 Jay C

Par today: and lucky to get it:

[Embedded content]

Click to Reveal

It’s a green-bellied double whiff!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:20:55pm

It is not a good thing on the weekend to see a tornado watch on the forecast map.
weather.gov

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retired cynic  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:24:48pm

from Heather Cox Richardson’s substack for August 11:

It seems we are reaping the fruits of the political system planted in 1968, when the staff of Republican presidential candidate Richard Nixon reworked American politics to package their leader for the election. “Voters are basically lazy,” one of Nixon’s media advisors wrote. “Reason requires a high degree of discipline, of concentration; impression is easier. Reason pushes the viewer back, it assaults him, it demands that he agree or disagree; impression can envelop him, invite him in, without making an intellectual demand…. When we argue with him, we…seek to engage his intellect…. The emotions are more easily roused, closer to the surface, more malleable.”

54
BigPapa  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:31:16pm

Nobody has used my Bluski code yet. Is it not good enough for you? Is the price too high? OK, I’ll lower it to $500,000. And a pizza.

a0IzWTNtL2FsYWpXV0xGTjhhekJ5VDFjNGFnbElqRiszeUdDYUZSRE0wS1VLVTRFVWxCOUFCZHg2MGo2MlJRRVd2YSs2cEhQRjc5SndhMndmYU9kSnEzc2pSc0FSbkZhc1NuSElvNFRnQUppcUgrbUwyR1dGbE13ajRXVGNxUVB4K01IUTVjVUhEUkEwSnhqTDV4UHo2eTNVTGR3MUVFemdraFMxSldTOVFRYVNTSjYyTGlWbU5sdXRBaCtUMysrZGNxSm5GekNqeVhNaUxDalk5RythbW0vMFRVS0Z5Q1dkNDlNRkFUZWkyTnBYMGc0VldHbVhtUDNpTjhhUm9xU25GQ0gwMlplZ3RGbEY5ZFRRVGZqRnc9PTo6UdSAOWC2uD7kZJ3dccFlLg==

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Nerdy Fish  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:31:56pm

re: #54 BigPapa

Nobody has used my Bluski code yet. Is it not good enough for you? Is the price too high? OK, I’ll lower it to $500,000. And a pizza.

[Embedded content]

I think most of the Lizardim have Bluesky accounts now. It may be time to start expanding our horizons to other people we know.

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BigPapa  Aug 12, 2023 • 1:34:51pm

re: #55 Nerdy Fish

I think most of the Lizardim have Bluesky accounts now. It may be time to start expanding our horizons to other people we know.

OK, $250,000. That’s my final offer. Or, at least a slice of pizza.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 12, 2023 • 2:00:49pm

re: #52 PhillyPretzel ✅

It is not a good thing on the weekend to see a tornado watch on the forecast map.
weather.gov

We have one here on this side of our state also. Most of NE Ohio and NW PA are under it. So of course we are since we are only about 9 miles from the OH border.


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