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mmmirele  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:38:08am

Am I the only person who thinks ACAB except when they’re dealing with sovereign citizens? Because I find sovereign citizens to be a threat to everyone, including cops.

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Teukka  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:40:18am

What is it with these アホ westerners that behave like utter バカ, insulting the honor of the rest of us?

and guess who his friend is?

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:40:29am

re: #1 mmmirele

Am I the only person who thinks ACAB except when they’re dealing with sovereign citizens? Because I find sovereign citizens to be a threat to everyone, including cops.

The problem is that SovCits are still people, and even they don’t deserve to be brutalized by the police (unless they decide to be violent). Many of them are desperate, deluded, and/or mentally ill.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:44:28am

re: #2 Teukka

What is it with these アホ westerners that behave like utter バカ, insulting the honor of the rest of us?

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Same as this

re: #70 Joe Bacon ✅

Its all about getting away with it

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jeffreyw  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:48:42am
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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:51:24am

I know we have heard plenty from TFG about that weird Australian, but have we heard from the weird Australian? Apologies if already posted!

Billionaire Brags About Trump Sharing Secret Info
politicalwire.com

Rolling Stone: “Nearly two weeks ago, media reported that Donald Trump reportedly revealed information about U.S. nuclear submarine capabilities to Australian billionaire Anthony Pratt. And on Sunday, 60 Minutes Australia played recordings of secret tapes where Pratt disclosed other non-public information Trump shared with him, including information about U.S. military operations in Iraq and Trump’s conversations with the presidents of Iraq and Ukraine.”

“According to Pratt, Trump shared a lot with him, such as information about U.S. bombings in Iraq before they were publicly reported.”

Said Pratt: “He’s outrageous. He just says whatever the fuck he wants, and he loves to shock people.”

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No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:51:37am

re: #4 Dangerman

Same as this

Its all about getting away with it

WTF is “Christian clothing?” Are they Amish?

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TedStriker  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:52:14am

re: #1 mmmirele

Am I the only person who thinks ACAB except when they’re dealing with sovereign citizens? Because I find sovereign citizens to be a threat to everyone, including cops.

Yeah, fuck SovCits.

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TedStriker  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:52:24am
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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:52:38am

re: #7 No Malarkey!

WTF is “Christian clothing?” Are they Amish?

Don’t wear 37 different crosses when you go criming, probably.

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TedStriker  Oct 23, 2023 • 10:58:20am

re: #3 Nerdy Fish

The problem is that SovCits are still people, and even they don’t deserve to be brutalized by the police (unless they decide to be violent). Many of them are desperate, deluded, and/or mentally ill.

As I said, fuck SovCits, because they are willingly choosing to put themselves outside of society in kingdoms upon themselves. However, despite their protestations and delusions, they are indeed still citizens who still have the protection of the law, but, when they violate that law, they should be prosecuted to the fullest extent possible, because they are being willful about it.

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TedStriker  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:01:28am

re: #7 No Malarkey!

WTF is “Christian clothing?” Are they Amish?

re: #10 Nerdy Fish

Don’t wear 37 different crosses when you go criming, probably.

“Weird” Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:01:58am

re: #7 No Malarkey!

WTF is “Christian clothing?” Are they Amish?

No Joel 0$teen T-Shirts.

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:05:48am

Turkey’s president submits Sweden’s NATO bid to parliament for ratification
euronews.com

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:07:34am

re: #11 TedStriker

The main allure of sovereign citizen talk is that it promises the marks an easy way to get out of severe legal problems. A lot of SovCits are not dangerous people in the mold of Ammon Bundy or Randy Weaver - they’re ordinary idiots who are dealing with an acrimonious divorce, an ill-timed lawsuit, a DUI. I understand your point of view, but I can’t help but see them as human beings who are in trouble and are turning to bullshit artists for help because they don’t know any better. Now, the bullshit artists themselves, they can fuck right off. Throw the book at ‘em. I still wouldn’t wish the police on them, though. That’s a harsh punishment to level at anybody.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:10:18am

re: #15 Nerdy Fish

Much of the SovCit recruiting structure follows multi-level marketing strategy and practices. The county next over was an epicenter for a while, but calmed down after some arrests and large $$ recovery.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:12:09am

re: #16 Decatur Deb

I blame Amway.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:13:43am

cite:
Alabama Sovereigns Convicted on Tax Charges; Buried $350K in Gold

splcenter.org

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:15:06am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:15:12am

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:16:33am

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

No one dressed like that delivered an actual pizza.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:16:58am

re: #5 jeffreyw

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Corvids are so danged smart…

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:21:37am

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

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re: #21 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

I was one of them
I believe we wore red polo shirts

2-3 years late 70’s Binghamton NY

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Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:22:34am

re: #21 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

No one dressed like that delivered an actual pizza.

Proper attire

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:22:45am

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:23:50am

re: #23 Dangerman

Ps that 30 minute nonsense wasnt til 1984

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:25:40am

re: #25 Backwoods Sleuth

Serves him right.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:26:19am

re: #26 Dangerman

See if it was 1am dead of winter, and there was 2 feet of snow on the ground , you didn’t care if your $3.25 pizza took 2 hours to arrive as long as you didn’t have to go out.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:27:10am

re: #28 Dangerman

See if it was 1am dead of winter, and there was 2 feet of snow on the ground , you didn’t care if your $3.25 pizza took 2 hours to arrive as long as you didn’t have to go out.

Again, not pizza. This was for people without the patience or money for actual pizza.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:28:47am

Trump going on about romneys book

claimed the book “is, much like him, boring, horrible, and totally predictable.”

Yeah like he read the thing

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:28:56am
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calochortus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:30:22am

We got a little rain yesterday (0.11”) and this morning the sun is out, along with a bunch of termite alates who are flying around looking for love. The birds have noticed this fact.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:34:01am

Only thing open at that hour back then.

And free delivery
In those conditions

Ok only half the time was it still hot.
Sure it tasted like the box.
And often stuck to it…

It took till 2015 for them to drop “pizza” from their name

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Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:34:11am

re: #20 Eclectic Cyborg

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If that still happened today:

“Yes, I’d like to get a supreme pizza. My address is 1234 BF Egypt St., Suburb, TX.”
“Hold on…I don’t see that on the map.”
“Probably not, the street opened last week. But there are 400 homes in my neighborhood. You need to head down I-30, make a right at Azul, and a left on Carter-“
“There is no Carter on my map.”
“Really, it’s been there at least 3 months, since I had to drive it to see my house being constructed.”

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jeffreyw  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:34:46am

re: #23 Dangerman

I was one of them
I believe we wore red polo shirts

2-3 years late 70’s Binghamton NY

I had a buddy way back in the day that delivered for a pizza joint. He was robbed at gunpoint one night. The pizza place fired him. Maybe they thought he should not have given up the pizza so fast.

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gocart mozart  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:36:33am
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Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:37:36am

re: #21 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

No one dressed like that delivered an actual pizza.

Sorry, but these statements really annoy me. It ranks up there with ragging on people for going to Chili’s. And I personally don’t care for Dominos.

Around here, Dominos drivers don’t wear uniforms anymore, so you can’t judge a pizza by its carrier.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:38:05am

I watched John Oliver last night; never had a good impression of consulting firms and this just verified that they are the scum of the earth — without morals, compassion, or decency but there to increase their bottom line and the wealth of the management in their clients, without benefitting the employees or the customers. Their involvement in Saudi Arabia says all you need to know about them.

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:39:03am
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KGxvi  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:40:44am

re: #21 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

No one dressed like that delivered an actual pizza.

I did delivery for a Round Table Pizza franchise in the late 90s while in undergrad. Everyone got a couple of polos of various colors. One of the best and worst jobs I ever had - best because the hours weren’t terrible and they didn’t make us claim tips, worst because even at a job like that there were stupid egos and petty bullshit on the regular.

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KGxvi  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:42:05am

re: #26 Dangerman

Ps that 30 minute nonsense wasnt til 1984

and was shut down by the early/mid-90s because drivers were being way too dangerous

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:45:00am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:45:55am

NWS local forecast pages are down, for some reason.

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sagehen  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:47:32am

re: #22 Dave In Austin

Corvids are so danged smart…

Smart Crow uses cars to crack nuts in Akita, Japan near Senshu Park

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HRH Stanley Sea  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:49:51am

re: #41 KGxvi

and was shut down by the early/mid-90s because drivers were being way too dangerous

I remember Round Table was good!!

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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:50:32am

Works for Desantis especially

“A small man in search of a balcony.”

But depending on how you define “small” or even “man”, it works for the entire Republican field.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:50:36am

re: #43 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

if the local page is down try the national page weather(dot)gov.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:52:01am

re: #47 PhillyPretzel ✅

National page works but the local forecast pages do not.

So I tried Accuweather, which claims I should have lovely weather all the way through 6 December.

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sizzzzlerz  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:52:02am

re: #21 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

No one dressed like that delivered an actual pizza.

at least they weren’t told they had to wear 6 pieces of flair.

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Teukka  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:53:51am

Dunno the track record of the publication, but information is interesting…
Leaders of groups behind London pro-Palestinian march have links to Hamas [The Jewish Chronicle]

Pressure mounts on police to block pro-Palestine rally after JC reveals several organisers met terrorist group representatives

The police are under pressure to ban a pro-Palestinian march through central London after a JC investigation revealed that leaders in several of the groups behind it had links to Hamas.

Some of them have been photographed meeting terror chiefs in Gaza and several have openly expressed support for the violent organisation, in apparent defiance of British law.
This weekend’s rally, due to set off from Marble Arch on Saturday, is expected to be larger than the protests attended by tens of thousands last weekend, where there was open support for the terrorists.
Six campaign groups are organising the march. Leaders in four of them — the Palestine Solidarity Campaign (PSC), the Friends of al-Aqsa, the Muslim Association of Britain (MAB) and the Palestinian Forum for Britain (PFB) — have had apparent ties with Hamas or have expressed sympathy for its views.
Hamas was proscribed as a terrorist group in its entirety in November 2021. Under the Terrorism Act, supporting it carries a maximum of 14 years in prison.
The Friends of al-Aqsa is led by Leicester-based activist Ismael Patel.
An outspoken supporter of the disgraced academic David Miller, who was sacked by Bristol University after being accused of antisemitism, Patel has visited Hamas’ leader Ismail Haniyeh in Gaza.
Patel was filmed at a rally in 2009 saying: “Hamas is no terrorist organisation. The reason they hate Hamas is because they refuse to be subjugated, to be occupied by the Israeli state, and we salute Hamas for standing up to Israel.”
He added: “We are all Hamas,” and attacked the Board of Deputies for “bringing shame” on Jews by supporting Israel. In 2021, Patel praised the killer of tour guide Eli Kay in Jerusalem as a “martyr” on X/Twitter. He did not respond to a request for comment, sent by the JC via his group.
Two former leaders of the PSC, another group organising the rally, also met with Haniyeh in Gaza in 2012. Last weekend, John Nicholson, a leading figure in Manchester PSC, told a PSC rally in Oldham: “We support the Palestinian resistance… Let Suella Braverman hear this clearly: Oldham supports the Palestinian resistance.”
The activist continued: “We have a right to free speech in this country. We have a right to demonstrate… We have a right to wave a flag, we have a right to sing a little song that they are forbidding, and I’ll ask you to join with me, if you want to do a little gentle law-breaking in Oldham this afternoon. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.”
The group has not responded to requests for comment.
Lord Pickles told the JC: “We don’t want a march glorifying racial hatred on our streets. The march should be cancelled. ‘From the river to the sea’ is an ethnic-cleansing chant that says Jews will be removed from Israel by force and bloodshed.”
Lord Carlile KC, the former independent reviewer of terrorism legislation, added: “The wise course would be for the demonstration not to take place, and for a period of public calm respectful to all victims in Israel and Gaza to occur.”
A third group behind the protest, the Palestinian Forum for Britain, is led by Zaher Birawi, who met Haniyeh and other leaders of the terror group in Gaza in 2012. On a later visit, he was photographed with both Haniyeh and the former Hamas military chief Mahmoud Zahar, along with the former Respect MP George Galloway.
In 2021, the JC reported that the PFB’s vice chair had posted a photo of Hamas founder Sheikh Yassin with a caption stating “I love this man”, and was working for a London-based Arabic language channel whose Editor-in-Chief had been dubbed Hamas’ “special envoy” to Britain. The PFB did not respond to requests for comment.
The Muslim Association of Britain is also staging the march. Anas Altikriti, a director of the limited company that runs the group and its former president, also founded the Cordoba Foundation, described in Parliament by David Cameron as a front for the Muslim Brotherhood, the Islamist group of which Hamas is an offshoot.
Altikriti has posted a picture on Facebook of his meeting with Haniyeh in June 2012. Later that same year, he visited the virulently antisemitic preacher Yusuf al-Qaradawi in Qatar.
In 2022, Altikriti spoke at a MAB event to mourn al-Qaradawi’s death. His sister, Raghad, who now heads the MAB, has saluted the Palestinian “resistance”. Last month, the MAB published a Facebook post that celebrated the battle of Khaybar, when a Muslim army led by Mohammed massacred Jews in the year 628. There was no response to requests for comment.
Steve McCabe MP, the chair of Labour Friends of Israel, said: “The recent rise in antisemitism and glorification of Hamas terrorism on the streets of Britain is shameful.
“We urge immediate action to protect the Jewish community and ensure those who commit hate crimes and express support for proscribed terror groups face the full force of the law.”
A Community Security Trust spokesman told the JC: “Given the context of the appalling Hamas terror attack last week, there are serious questions to be asked about whether mass gatherings and demonstrations praising ‘resistance’, giving the impression of support for Hamas and their actions, ought to be taking place at all.
“We certainly expect the policing of these demonstrations to be as robust as possible and arrests made wherever and whenever people break the law.”
Buckingham University intelligence and security expert Professor Anthony Glees added: “Any glorification of Hamas’s pogrom on 7 October must be seen as a criminal offence.
“These marches don’t just glorify, they radicalise. Not every radical Islamist is a terrorist, but every Islamist terrorist has been a radical.”
He said the march should be “very closely monitored and surveilled” and anyone chanting “from the river to the sea” should be arrested, “either on the spot or subsequently”.
It comes after Home Secretary Suella Braverman wrote to chief constables urging them to clamp down on those who glorify terrorism.
She referred to the chant “from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” as “a staple of antisemitic discourse”, adding: “To hear it shouted in public causes alarm not just to Jews but to all decent people.”
This slogan, which amounts to a call to annihilate Israel, was heard repeatedly last weekend, along with calls to support “the Palestinian resistance”.
Marchers were also seen wearing stickers depicting paragliders, glorifying the terrorists who used them to get into Israel. One Iranian activist waving an Israel flag was set upon by a mob and threatened with beheading. He had to be protected by police.
A CPS spokesperson said: “We understand that this chant is offensive to many and the decision to charge will always depend on all the facts and circumstances of the offence.
“Hateful chanting or waving of offensive flags in relation to the current situation in the Middle East may constitute an offence and where behaviour goes beyond lawful protest we will not hesitate to prosecute.”

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IngisKahn  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:53:57am

The AccuWeather web site is infuriating. Every page has a 3 second loading animation.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:56:25am

re: #51 IngisKahn

Ad blockers are your friend.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:56:38am

I’ve got the winner for last thread’s movie title replacement:

Portnoy’s Wank

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:56:57am
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dat_said  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:58:18am

www3.mnhs.org

Only a week to go to get submissions in for MN’s new state flag (and seal). Don’t think there will be much grumbling about replacing the current generic state flag with a (non-barking) seal on it other than the grumbling about wasting money.

Almost certain that a symbolic picture of water appears on all five finalist flags and that a star or symbolic picture of forest appears on four of them (the fifth will have a loon).

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:58:34am

re: #48 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

try wunderground(dot)com

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 11:59:53am

re: #56 PhillyPretzel ✅

I’m just watching the NWS radar page. There have been a few scattered showers around the county.

Some more showers are off the coast, they may drift inland.

Feels like autumn today.

But by the end of the week we’ll be back to hot dry weather.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:01:03pm

re: #54 Backwoods Sleuth

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The very stable genius is denying he’s been indicted, and we’re supposed to believe it’s Biden who is mentally deteriorating?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:01:16pm

re: #57 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Philly is going up to the upper 70’s by the end of the week.
forecast.weather.gov

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:01:23pm

re: #54 Backwoods Sleuth

How much longer are his cult members going to buy this bullshit?

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ipsos  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:01:35pm

John Wank 3: Wankabellum

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:03:08pm
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No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:03:48pm

re: #60 jaunte

How much longer are his cult members going to buy this bullshit?

They’ve been buying it for 8 years, with no sign they are tired of it.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:04:13pm

re: #60 jaunte

They’ll go to their grave worshipping him.

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:04:43pm

@filmcritic.bsky.social

Blessed Are The Meek

Patrotic!

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:05:07pm

re: #60 jaunte

How much longer are his cult members going to buy this bullshit?

Indefinitely? As Carl Sagan said:

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”

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Charles Johnson  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:05:40pm

re: #62 Backwoods Sleuth

JFC look at how he’s holding that baby.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:06:02pm

re: #65 jaunte

@filmcritic.bsky.social

Blessed Are The Meek

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Patrotic!

Begging for their windows to be egged.

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sagehen  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:06:53pm

re: #65 jaunte

@filmcritic.bsky.social

Blessed Are The Meek

[Embedded content]

Patrotic!

how many eggs and how many rolls of toilet paper will the neighborhood children use to “decorate” this house?

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No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:07:22pm

re: #67 Charles Johnson

JFC look at how he’s holding that baby.

I would bet Trump never held his own babies, and he definitely never changed a diaper.

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wrenchwench  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:08:15pm

re: #67 Charles Johnson

JFC look at how he’s holding that baby.

He knew not to use the ears, because, you know, LBJ.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:08:24pm

re: #62 Backwoods Sleuth

Make sure that baby does not catch anything from DT.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:08:50pm

re: #70 No Malarkey!

I would bet Trump never held his own babies, and he definitely never changed a diaper.

They had staff to do that!

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IngisKahn  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:09:06pm

re: #52 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Ad blockers are your friend.

It’s a CSS animation on every frame in the page.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:10:31pm

Trump Says There’s One Person Who Can Win All Republicans For Speaker: Jesus Christ

“There’s only one person that can do it all the way. You know who that is? Jesus Christ. If Jesus came down and said, ‘I want to be Speaker,’ he would do it,” Trump told a chuckling crowd in New Hampshire.

He added that he’s staying “above it,” perhaps suggesting that he won’t endorse this time.

talkingpointsmemo.com

JESUS TO TRUMP—SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:11:27pm

re: #75 Joe Bacon ✅

If Jesus came down and said, ‘I want to be Speaker,’ they would arrest Him and have Him charged with a capital offense, because fuck brown people.

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nines09  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:12:31pm

re: #62 Backwoods Sleuth

Mother should be slapped.
Repeatedly.

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nines09  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:13:51pm

If Jesus came down, he’d be a short dark Jew with nappy hair. And he wouldn’t speak English. Or have deodorant on. Or cologne.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:14:33pm

re: #78 nines09

If Jesus came down, he’d be a short dark Jew with nappy hair. And he wouldn’t speak English. Or have deodorant on. Or cologne.

The Republicans and the right-wing fascist collective apparently don’t get that if the Bible were set in the current day, they’d be the fucking Pharisees.

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nines09  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:15:15pm

re: #79 Nerdy Fish

They have their own interpretation of the Bible. And it’s not even close.

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Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:15:20pm

re: #54 Backwoods Sleuth

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So very 1984.

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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:16:29pm

re: #67 Charles Johnson

JFC look at how he’s holding that baby.

My god, I thought it was a stuffed toy!!!

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Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:21:05pm

re: #82 retired cynic

Crisis actor baby.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:21:42pm

re: #82 retired cynic

My god, I thought it was a stuffed toy!!!

and he’s squeezing out the stuffing

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:22:15pm

re: #75 Joe Bacon ✅

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nines09  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:28:12pm

re: #65 jaunte

Begging for an egging.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:29:08pm

re: #65 jaunte

@filmcritic.bsky.social

Blessed Are The Meek

[Embedded content]

Patrotic!

Hope it doesn’t rain after their house gets TP’d repeatedly.

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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:30:16pm

re: #87 Eventual Carrion

Hope it doesn’t rain after their house gets TP’d repeatedly.

Oh, I hope it does!!!

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Teukka  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:30:53pm

re: #50 Teukka

Dunno the track record of the publication, but information is interesting…
Leaders of groups behind London pro-Palestinian march have links to Hamas [The Jewish Chronicle]

Made it into a tweet to spread the word among any pro-Palestinian activists to be on the lookout.

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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:31:23pm

Opinion A functioning democratic system would make Hakeem Jeffries speaker
Danielle Allen
wapo.st (gift link)

The solution to the leadership void in the House of Representatives is staring us in the face. We have three parties in Congress, not two: the Freedom Caucus Party, the Old Republican Party and the Democrats. The last one has the most members, so it should have the House speakership.

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:33:29pm

re: #88 retired cynic

Oh, I hope it does!!!

Packing peanuts: They break when you rake. (tm)

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:36:51pm

re: #90 retired cynic

Opinion A functioning democratic system would make Hakeem Jeffries speaker
Danielle Allen
wapo.st (gift link)

The Old Republican Party, at least those still in office, finds MAGAts and Freedom Caucus members to be more aligned with their policies than the Democratic Party.

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Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:40:49pm

re: #92 Hecuba’s daughter

The Old Republican Party, at least those still in office, finds MAGAts and Freedom Caucus members to be more aligned with their policies than the Democratic Party.

The one way to get the Freedom Caucus more under control would be to allow the one with the most votes to win. They couldn’t keep playing these games.

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cat-tikvah  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:42:22pm

re: #79 Nerdy Fish

Maybe the Christian perspective on Pharisees.
You may already know this but the Pharisees gave rise to rabbinic Judaism so somewhat problematic reference…..

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Jay C  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:42:45pm

re: #90 retired cynic

Opinion A functioning democratic system would make Hakeem Jeffries speaker
Danielle Allen
wapo.st (gift link)

Interesting article: but it still (IMO) misses the basic point. Yes, Hakeem Jeffries SHOULD be Speaker, but won’t be: as long as the elevation to that position requires a majority of the membership* to vote for him. And barring the (sadly, but frankly VERY unlikely) event of either:

1) Even a few Republicans voting for him, or
2) Enough abstentions/absences to lower the “majority” threshold. (?*)

Aintgonnahappen.

*I’m unsure of the details of how the Speaker vote works: even if, say, a couple of dozen GOPers suddenly find pressing engagements elsewhere at voting time, doesn’t the Speakership still require a majority of the whole House, i.e. the infamous 217 (due to the two vacant seats)?

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dat_said  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:46:15pm

re: #95 Jay C

*I’m unsure of the details of how the Speaker vote works: even if, say, a couple of dozen GOPers suddenly find pressing engagements elsewhere at voting time, doesn’t the Speakership still require a majority of the whole House, i.e. the infamous 217 (due to the two vacant seats)?

No. It’s the majority of those voting (and “present” doesn’t add to the denominator). The 217 is because there are currently two vacancies. If all 435 were available to vote, then 218 would be the number as 435/2 is 217.5 (sorry about bringing up math).

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:48:53pm

A Professional Pumpkin Carver Spills His Guts
Adam Bierton is allergic to pumpkins, but that doesn’t stop him from carving dozens each fall, the most of intricate of which can cost $5,000.

Q: What do most people do wrong when carving?

A: The biggest mistake is cutting a hole in the top of the pumpkin.

Q: Say more!

A: Something I learned is to go in through the back, by cutting a big square or an octagon. Cutting a hole in the top of the pumpkin takes away from the character of a long, ornate stem. People cut the bottom too. That’s no good, because the juice ends up everywhere.

(No Paywall)

nytimes.com

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:49:14pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:49:20pm

re: #96 dat_said

No. It’s the majority of those voting (and “present” doesn’t add to the denominator). The 217 is because there are currently two vacancies. If all 435 were available to vote, then 218 would be the number as 435/2 is 217.5 (sorry about bringing up math).

Available to vote and not voting present.

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Thanos  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:49:58pm

re: #95 Jay C

Interesting article: but it still (IMO) misses the basic point. Yes, Hakeem Jeffries SHOULD be Speaker, but won’t be: as long as the elevation to that position requires a majority of the membership* to vote for him. And barring the (sadly, but frankly VERY unlikely) event of either:

1) Even a few Republicans voting for him, or
2) Enough abstentions/absences to lower the “majority” threshold.

Aintgonnahappen.

*I’m unsure of the details of how the Speaker vote works: even if, say, a couple of dozen GOPers suddenly find pressing engagements elsewhere at voting time, doesn’t the Speakership still require a majority of the whole House, i.e. the infamous 217 (due to the two vacant seats)?

You have to read about “the committee of the whole” in this document.
crsreports.congress.gov.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:54:51pm

hmmm

Mastodon

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sagehen  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:55:14pm

re: #80 nines09

They have their own interpretation of the Bible. And it’s not even close.

I like David French’s description of the Republican Bible — “Leviticus and Revelation, duct-taped to the Left Behind series.”

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:55:15pm

@omrimarian.bsky.social
Israel confirms that two additional hostages have been released and are now in Egypt. Ynet.

@omrimarian.bsky.social
The released hostages are two elderly women, 80 and 85.

@akivamcohen.bsky.social
Baruch hashem.
But they kept their two elderly husbands.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:55:38pm

re: #101 Backwoods Sleuth

hmmm

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Because of release of additional hostages?

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:58:00pm

@omrimarian.bsky.social

If Bibi does not survive politically, it is all but certain he’ll end up behind bars. Bibi seems to think - mistakenly IMO - he can still survive politically.
That’s all the context you need to know in order to understand why Bibi is running this war the way he’s running this war.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:58:15pm

re: #90 retired cynic

Opinion A functioning democratic system would make Hakeem Jeffries speaker
Danielle Allen
wapo.st (gift link)

lamenthing the rules because of the obvious benefit if they were different…

i’m not going here for two reasons

first, regardless of wishing otherwise, at the moment there *are* only two parties.

any two subgroups, at any time, can agree to ally as a single entity, to enhance their clout. happens in other countries all the time. It’s normal.

yeah, this is happening in reverse, they are slowly divorcing. but they havent. there is only the republicans.
we’re in the middle, on the cusp of change so to speak, so it’s exasperating to watch.

this argument is just rhetoric.

second, and more important we have all come to think about this all wrong, until we take a moment and remember how it really works.

even nancy pelosi said it wrong and i took her tweet to task here at the time.

the rules are that the speaker is elected **by the house**. not by either (or any caucus).
anyone can be elected speaker whether their party elected them speaker-designate or not.
heck we keep saying if only 4-6 R’s would vote with the D’s. *that’s the whole point.*

we dont need another system. or different rules.

the current threat to any R for bucking convention and aligning with the D’s is not a fault of the system or the rules. the system is fine.
the threat is a symptom of Trump, trumpism, magaism, fanaticism, etc.

to be perfectly blunt, Jeffries, (or the dems in general) have exactly the same problem any particular R running for speaker has. He hasn’t convinced enough of the entire house to vote for him. He’s just closer to the majority than any of them.

that his caucus is unified behind him is irrelevant.

eta: yes, when i say ‘the whole house’ i mean the whole house present for the vote

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KGxvi  Oct 23, 2023 • 12:59:41pm

re: #78 nines09

If Jesus came down, he’d be a short dark Jew with nappy hair. And he wouldn’t speak English. Or have deodorant on. Or cologne.

If Jesus was a deity, or even a demi-deity, I would think he would be able to speak all the languages of the world today. But if you’re talking historical Jesus, then probably not. Then again, I’m still slightly skeptical of the historical Jesus…

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Teukka  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:01:06pm

re: #89 Teukka

Made it into a tweet to spread the word among any pro-Palestinian activists to be on the lookout.

[Embedded content]

Organization to be wary of:

Hizb ut-Tahrir praise of Hamas ‘heroes’ triggers UK ban call [The Telegraph]

Group allowed to protest outside embassies of Egypt and Turkey despite members’ statements

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sagehen  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:01:07pm

re: #103 jaunte

@omrimarian.bsky.social
Israel confirms that two additional hostages have been released and are now in Egypt. Ynet.

@omrimarian.bsky.social
The released hostages are two elderly women, 80 and 85.

@akivamcohen.bsky.social
Baruch hashem.
But they kept their two elderly husbands.

So if they release a couple hostages every few days, they can drag this out for close to a year. While the IDF twiddles their thumbs waiting to do their land invasion.

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Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:06:28pm

original post: littlegreenfootballs.com

made one of the local TV stations

Antisemitic graffiti found scrawled in gated Cooper City neighborhood, prompting increase in security

i didnt know the actual messages when I wrote my original post.
one of them is visible in the TV report.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:06:59pm

omg…

112
Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:08:39pm

re: #109 sagehen

So if they release a couple hostages every few days, they can drag this out for close to a year. While the IDF twiddles their thumbs waiting to do their land invasion.

Going in on the ground is possibly the worst option for the IDF.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:08:46pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

This guy is an embarrassment. He is ready for the rubber room.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:09:44pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

omg…

[Embedded content]

Trump is just trying to confuse our enemies.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:12:06pm

re: #114 Decatur Deb

Trump is just trying to confuse our enemies.

I mean, he confuses me all the damn time too.

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wrenchwench  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:13:57pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

omg…

[Embedded content]

Trump knows things that nobody else knows!

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:14:58pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

“Viktor Orban, did anyone ever hear of him?”

118
No Malarkey!  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:19:15pm

I’m not sure Trump is mentally competent to stand trial.

119
dat_said  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:22:19pm

re: #118 No Malarkey!

I’m not sure Trump is mentally competent to stand trial.

[Embedded content]

Did he follow that up with “I bet EU is pronounced ‘ewww’. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m something of a genius…”?

120
b.d.  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:23:11pm

re: #119 dat_said

Did he follow that up with “I bet EU is pronounced ‘ewww’. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m something of a genius…”?

Nobody tell him about Uruguay……

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Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:23:12pm

re: #118 No Malarkey!

I’m not sure Trump is mentally competent to stand trial.

[Embedded content]

Maybe we need to add that as a condition for the presidency.

122
Belafon  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:23:36pm

re: #120 b.d.

Nobody tell him about Uruguay……

or the seventh planet from the sun.

123
jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:26:35pm
124
Dangerman  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:26:46pm

re: #111 Backwoods Sleuth

omg…

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” — D Quayle

125
Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:27:19pm

re: #117 jaunte

“Viktor Orban, did anyone ever hear of him?”

Played the piano in a comedy career. Very funny, for a Dane.

126
Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:27:23pm

re: #123 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Why is he going to rip his hair out? We’ve been telling people this is who Elno is for a long time now.

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Markm1960  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:27:51pm

4Weddings and a wank

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Charles Johnson  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:28:53pm

I really think Trump’s mind is deteriorating. The disconnected babbling has gotten much worse.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:29:57pm

re: #125 Decatur Deb

I thought that was this guy.
en.wikipedia.org

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Nerdy Fish  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:30:33pm

re: #125 Decatur Deb

Played the piano in a comedy career. Very funny, for a Dane.

No, that’s Victor Borge. You’re thinking of the guy that wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Romantic Heretic  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:32:56pm

re: #65 jaunte

Amusing that people soaked in the sins of Pride and Wrath would claim they aren’t serving Our Father Below.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:33:33pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

I really think Trump’s mind is deteriorating. The disconnected babbling has gotten much worse.

Co-sign.

133
sagehen  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:33:33pm

re: #120 b.d.

Nobody tell him about Uruguay……

or Niger

134
jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:35:08pm

Subtitles.

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Captain Magic  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:35:59pm

re: #133 sagehen

Knowing TFG, he’d mispronounce Niger with the word Ni-CLANG!

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:38:12pm
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KGxvi  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:38:32pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

I really think Trump’s mind is deteriorating. The disconnected babbling has gotten much worse.

assuming he’s not under house arrest by next summer, when he is on TV every day as the GOP nominee, his numbers are going to drop as a lot of people have a WTF moment.

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:38:53pm

re: #136 Backwoods Sleuth

Prison it is!

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:39:47pm

re: #28 Dangerman

See if it was 1am dead of winter, and there was 2 feet of snow on the ground , you didn’t care if your $3.25 pizza took 2 hours to arrive as long as you didn’t have to go out.

Where we lived in Miami, you could call Flora’s, order a pizza and tell them to pick up a 6 pack of Heineken on the way.

Great pizza, great service, and we tipped accordingly.

140
Decatur Deb  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:40:44pm

re: #136 Backwoods Sleuth

I hated most of Nelson Mandela’s music, but Garden Party wasn’t bad.

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jaunte  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:42:31pm

♫⋆。♪ You can’t please every wank ♫⋆。♪

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darthstar  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:43:34pm

re: #29 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

Again, not pizza. This was for people without the patience or money for actual pizza.

But if you were stoned enough you could order a second pizza and get the same driver back within the hour.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:43:54pm

re: #141 jaunte

♫⋆。♪ You can’t please every wank ♫⋆。♪

♫⋆。♪ You can’t always wank what you want ♫⋆。♪

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darthstar  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:44:44pm

re: #136 Backwoods Sleuth

I don’t think he’s got 17 years left in him but I’m willing to watch him try to spend it in prison.

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darthstar  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:45:31pm

re: #143 Backwoods Sleuth

♫⋆。♪ You can’t always wank what you want ♫⋆。♪

If you can’t be with the one you love, wank the one you’re with.

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Jay C  Oct 23, 2023 • 1:53:06pm

re: #130 Nerdy Fish

No, that’s Victor Borge. You’re thinking of the guy that wrote The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Or Victor Yugo: the Serbian auto designer….

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retired cynic  Oct 23, 2023 • 2:03:06pm

re: #118 No Malarkey!

I’m not sure Trump is mentally competent to stand trial.

[Embedded content]

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 23, 2023 • 2:10:04pm

re: #112 Decatur Deb

Going in on the ground is possibly the worst option for the IDF.

It’s what both Hamas and Bibi want, but for disparate reasons.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 23, 2023 • 2:12:43pm

re: #118 No Malarkey!

I’m not sure Trump is mentally competent to stand trial.

Trump: I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.

Late night talk radio host,

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Oct 23, 2023 • 3:02:58pm

re: #91 Nerdy Fish

Uncooked rice is a nice addition to the mayhem. Works well with the eggs and nighttime humidity.

:)


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