The Bob Cesca Podcast: I Never Quit

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

I Never Quit — Kevin McCarthy resigns from Congress, as we predicted. Mike Johnson says God told him he’s Moses during a Red Sea moment. Hannity asked Trump if he plans to be a dictator. The news is the question, not the answer. Trump promises free cars and homes for everyone. Kash Patel and Steve Bannon confirm everything we’ve been warning about for months. Vivek says January 6 was an inside job. Chris Christie destroys Vivek. The biggest chicken and tuna companies found guilty of price fixing. Biden forgives 80,000 more student loans. With Jody Hamilton, David Ferguson, music by KingCyborg, The Well-Known Strangers, and more!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Dec 7, 2023 • 3:33:21pm

Oh my!

Fox News Goes Absolutely Nuclear on ‘Court Jester’ Vivek Ramaswamy

Ramadamadingdong really pissed off Screwpert!

After having already replaced Vivek as the preferred alt-Trump, the conservative cable giant is now actively pouring dirt on his campaign’s grave.

Fox News is sending a crystal-clear message to GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy after his latest “unhinged” debate performance: It’s time to go.

“Court jester,” one Fox News star described Ramaswamy on Thursday. “A jerk,” another Fox personality called him. “Embarrassing,” the denizens of Fox News’ flagship morning show declared about the White House hopeful.

Just a few months ago, the 38-year-old “anti-woke” biotech entrepreneur had seemingly taken over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ spot as the conservative cable giant’s favored Donald Trump alternative in the Republican presidential primary. At the time, the network, which often acts as the GOP’s de facto comms arm, gushed over his ability to rap Eminem lyrics while touting the media-savvy contender’s rising poll numbers.

However, the debates happened and Ramaswamy’s self-professed “unhinged” strategy—which largely involved insulting the other candidates while cosplaying as 4chan right-wing edgelord—quickly wore out its welcome. Before long, Fox News pivoted its support to a Republican establishment candidate, former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, an ex-Trump official.

Despite losing the Fox News support and seeing his poll numbers crater as the first primaries approach, Ramaswamy’s increasingly futile campaign has marched onward. In an apparent attempt to drum up support from the fringe-right who’ve long abandoned Fox for not being MAGA enough, the fame-hungry hedge-funder has even fundraised off his “disaster” interview with Fox star Sean Hannity, who demolished Ramaswamy on the air.

thedailybeast.com

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wrenchwench  Dec 7, 2023 • 3:34:33pm

Mastodon

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 7, 2023 • 3:40:24pm

Wow. IDF spokesman straight up just gaslit everyone, saying they do not arrest/detain anyone that isn’t Hamas in Gaza. (ABC Nightly News)

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Dec 7, 2023 • 3:49:58pm

re: #1 Joe Bacon ✅

An edgelord becomes a cringelord by 30. Vivek is 38.
Elon is 52, btw.

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Belafon  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:10:59pm

This is eastbound interstate 30 in Hunt County:

Something happened at the overpass and so the road was shutdown; someone on Facebook said there was a hump in the road.

The red is about ten miles.

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A Cranky One  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:20:09pm

re: #5 Belafon

Like this?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:21:21pm

re: #5 Belafon

This is eastbound interstate 30 in Hunt County:

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Something happened at the overpass and so the road was shutdown; someone on Facebook said there was a hump in the road.

The red is about ten miles.

What the hell is Alex Jones doing blocking traffic?

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William Lewis  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:29:44pm

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:30:46pm

Mastodon

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:30:55pm

re: #5 Belafon

I’d be on a side road to Rte 66 and around it in 20 minutes.

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sizzzzlerz  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:31:11pm

re: #6 A Cranky One

Like this?

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Captain Ron  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:32:53pm
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Belafon  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:37:24pm

re: #10 darthstar

I’d be on a side road to Rte 66 and around it in 20 minutes.

The fun part about that stretch of highway is the exit ramps are every two miles.

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Captain Ron  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:42:58pm

YouTube

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:43:38pm

re: #14 Captain Ron

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Video

And with a neon transformer, you can even make your own fusion reactor at home!

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Vicious Babushka  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:44:59pm

This guy is, as Joe Bacon would say, “koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs”

Mastodon

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:46:15pm

re: #16 Vicious Babushka

This guy is, as Joe Bacon would say, “koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs”

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Look, I’m a Christian. I absolutely believe in divine calling. But let’s be clear: God doesn’t do this. If you’re waking up in the middle of the night believing you’re hearing the voice of God, you really need to be evaluated by a mental professional.

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:48:45pm

re: #17 Nerdy Fish

Either that, or you need a better security system.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:51:18pm

re: #18 Nerdy Fish

It could be an elaborate prank.

Real Genius - Kent talks to Jesus

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Belafon  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:53:23pm

re: #19 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

It could be an elaborate prank.

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Check your braces. (I was going to say that before I saw yours.)

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Dangerman  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:54:18pm

re: #17 Nerdy Fish

Look, I’m a Christian. I absolutely believe in divine calling. But let’s be clear: God doesn’t do this. If you’re waking up in the middle of the night believing you’re hearing the voice of God, you really need to be evaluated by a mental professional.

You talk to god.
Do not ever presume god is talking specifically to you.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:54:19pm

Despicable.

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:57:10pm

re: #21 Dangerman

You talk to god.
Do not ever presume god is talking specifically to you.

I’ve said it before, but God’s “voice” - as much as it is real for those of us who believe; I’m leaving aside any discussion of whether or not God exists for the moment - is more what you’d call general guidelines than an actual voice. Christians infer the voice of God from a sense of supernatural peace we feel when contemplating choices we are confronted with. If you are literally hearing what you think is the “voice of God,” you are having a bad time and you should not go to space today. Or ever.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 7, 2023 • 4:57:14pm

re: #21 Dangerman

You talk to god.
Do not ever presume god is talking specifically to you.

I remember in 2012 it seemed like most of the GOP candidates for President claimed that God told them to run. So I guess God was yanking their chains for laughs?

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Vicious Babushka  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:02:43pm

I don’t know if G-D spoke to José Andres telling him to go out and feed the needy, he just did it because it was the right thing, and doesn’t brag about it.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:03:43pm

Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:03:53pm

re: #24 No Malarkey!

I remember in 2012 it seemed like most of the GOP candidates for President claimed that God told them to run. So I guess God was yanking their chains for laughs?

The gods love to build a man’s hubris, then watch him fall.

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William Lewis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:04:38pm

re: #24 No Malarkey!

I remember in 2012 it seemed like most of the GOP candidates for President claimed that God told them to run. So I guess God was yanking their chains for laughs?

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humour
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing

Depech Mode for the win.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:05:07pm

re: #25 Vicious Babushka

Exactly. Jose Andres is a great person.

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:05:14pm

re: #25 Vicious Babushka

I don’t know if G-D spoke to José Andres telling him to go out and feed the needy, he just did it because it was the right thing, and doesn’t brag about it.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogue and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”

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Vicious Babushka  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:08:00pm

Mastodon

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:08:31pm

re: #31 Vicious Babushka

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Saw that on Bluesky. Haven’t stopped laughing yet. 11/10 meme.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:08:50pm
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steve_davis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:13:16pm

re: #5 Belafon

This is eastbound interstate 30 in Hunt County:

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Something happened at the overpass and so the road was shutdown; someone on Facebook said there was a hump in the road.

The red is about ten miles.

hmmm….so eastbound and down would I think be the technical term there.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:15:06pm

re: #22 No Malarkey!

If Kate Cox dies will Paxton be held responsible?

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:16:23pm

re: #35 Joe Bacon ✅

If Kate Cox dies will Paxton be held responsible?

He wasn’t even held responsible for actual crimes he committed. You think anyone’s going to touch him for something this indirect?

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steve_davis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:17:32pm

re: #21 Dangerman

You talk to god.
Do not ever presume god is talking specifically to you.

unless there’s a burning bush next to you and the first thing you here is a couple of obnoxious thumps followed by a voice muttering “Is this thing even on?”

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Captain Ron  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:17:40pm

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Dangerman  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:18:26pm

Police Have Video of Alleged Rape by Florida GOP Chair

Oh lordy there are tapes

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Joe Bacon ✅  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:20:06pm

re: #36 Nerdy Fish

He wasn’t even held responsible for actual crimes he committed. You think anyone’s going to touch him for something this indirect?

Nope. He’s a Republican who is above the law. She won’t be his last victim.

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:21:05pm

re: #40 Joe Bacon ✅

Nope. He’s a Republican who is above the law. She won’t be his last victim.

Butbutbut I was told they’re the Party of Law and Order.///

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Unabogie  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:22:26pm

If a politician interfered with my wife’s doctor to the point she died because of him, I’d end my days in prison and that’s all I can say about it.

This is infuriating.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:24:12pm

For some reason I watched “Evil Dead Rise” last night on Amazon Prime. Basically the same plot as the original “Evil Dead” but set in a decaying apartment building instead of a cabin in the woods. Wouldn’t recommend unless you enjoy bad cinema like I do.

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steve_davis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:25:35pm

re: #26 Charles Johnson

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hauntingly, 3 of those folks would be out of their minds shortly thereafter. Peter Green would spend his time wanting to only play “Black Magic Woman” during live performances, Spencer would wind up joining some completely unhinged cult in California, and Danny Kirwan would suffer so badly from alcoholism that he’d wind up living for a time in the London Tube system. There’s a wonderful story about somebody serendipitously buying his guitar and then getting it back to the family. He only knew because he opened it up to do some work on a pick-up and Danny actually had his name in the cavity (I may be misremembering that story a bit, but it’s still kind of cool that his guitar was wandering around London for years with no one knowing its provenance).

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Dangerman  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:25:35pm

re: #22 No Malarkey!

Despicable.

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Do the procedure

“Court said go ahead” is pretty compelling justification

Let the courts and the exec branch duke it out

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Vicious Babushka  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:26:52pm

Mastodon

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steve_davis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:30:25pm

re: #46 Vicious Babushka

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can I assume that’s a cat wanting to be the “uninvited guest” for a free meal of some sort?

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Charles Johnson  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:30:30pm

re: #44 steve_davis

I think it was the “Oh Well” riff that drove them mad.

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:30:54pm

The missus gave me the choice of making burritos (my fave) with potato and hatch chile sauce, or ricotta gnocchi. Fuck it…mad scientist wins the day.

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Vicious Babushka  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:31:43pm

re: #47 steve_davis

can I assume that’s a cat wanting to be the “uninvited guest” for a free meal of some sort?

I think it’s the cat wanting to play with the pretty candles, so it’s locked out of the room.

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Nerdy Fish  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:32:11pm

re: #50 Vicious Babushka

I think it’s the cat wanting to play with the pretty candles, so it’s locked out of the room.

Given cats’ propensity for knocking things over, that was my assumption, as well.

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wrenchwench  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:34:35pm

Tonight’s lesson is about Bass Reeves. Only 12 entries this time.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:34:59pm

re: #50 Vicious Babushka

I think it’s the cat wanting to play with the pretty candles, so it’s locked out of the room.

Vision of cat running through house carrying lighted candle in its mouth.

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:37:04pm

re: #49 darthstar

The missus gave me the choice of making burritos (my fave) with potato and hatch chile sauce, or ricotta gnocchi. Fuck it…mad scientist wins the day.

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The danger here is if I like this stuff I made I’ll start making it with herbs for spread on bread at dinner parties. Fuckin’ love that shit.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:38:42pm

re: #44 steve_davis

[snip]
There’s a wonderful story about somebody serendipitously buying his guitar and then getting it back to the family. He only knew because he opened it up to do some work on a pick-up and Danny actually had his name in the cavity (I may be misremembering that story a bit, but it’s still kind of cool that his guitar was wandering around London for years with no one knowing its provenance).

Kinda reminds me of this story about Randy Bachman.

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wrenchwench  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:38:44pm

Mastodon

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Captain Ron  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:40:41pm
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steve_davis  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:41:00pm

re: #55 Eventual Carrion

Kinda reminds me of this story about Randy Bachman.

very cool! and let’s not forget Peter Frampton having somebody rescue his legendary les paul from an accident that everyone assumed had destroyed it decades earlier.

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Romantic Heretic  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:42:19pm

re: #17 Nerdy Fish

Look, I’m a Christian. I absolutely believe in divine calling. But let’s be clear: God doesn’t do this. If you’re waking up in the middle of the night believing you’re hearing the voice of God, you really need to be evaluated by a mental professional.

Or remember that the Devil can quote Scripture for his own ends.

No reason Old Nick couldn’t pretend to be God.

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:44:58pm

Holy shit it worked.

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TedStriker  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:46:38pm

re: #52 wrenchwench

Tonight’s lesson is about Bass Reeves. Only 12 entries this time.

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And there’s a series about Reeves out right now on Paramount+:
Lawmen: Bass Reeves

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goddamnedfrank  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:49:02pm

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:52:40pm

re: #62 goddamnedfrank

She could milk me if she wanted.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:52:59pm

re: #60 darthstar

Holy shit it worked.

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Isn’t that called gnudi?

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:53:02pm

re: #63 darthstar

She could milk me if she wanted.

Shit…did I say that out loud?

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darthstar  Dec 7, 2023 • 5:54:53pm

re: #64 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Isn’t that called gnudi?

Ricotta. SFE (so fuckin’ easy)…bring a carton of milk to 185 degrees, add a couple of tablespoons of lemon juice, and keep around 180-190 for 20 minutes, then pour into cheesecloth. I used a quart of milk and 2-3 tablespoons of lemon juice…then a pinch of fleur de sel when i strained it.

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coin operated  Dec 7, 2023 • 6:01:46pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

For some reason I watched “Evil Dead Rise” last night on Amazon Prime. Basically the same plot as the original “Evil Dead” but set in a decaying apartment building instead of a cabin in the woods. Wouldn’t recommend unless you enjoy bad cinema like I do.

I say this respectfully…nobody enjoys bad cinema as much as you do…except that nerd and 2 robots in MST3K.

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JC1  Dec 7, 2023 • 6:20:43pm

re: #17 Nerdy Fish

Look, I’m a Christian. I absolutely believe in divine calling. But let’s be clear: God doesn’t do this. If you’re waking up in the middle of the night believing you’re hearing the voice of God, you really need to be evaluated by a mental professional.

The thing is, IF you’re a Christian, and accept that the Bible was divinely inspired, and that god spoke to prophets, etc. How can you be so sure that god isn’t speaking to Mike Johnson? Maybe he is, and that’s why an unethical imbecile like Johnson became the speaker.

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TedStriker  Dec 7, 2023 • 6:37:54pm

re: #19 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

It could be an elaborate prank.

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re: #20 Belafon

Check your braces. (I was going to say that before I saw yours.)

“Kent, have you been touching yourself?”

“Yes… I mean, no!”

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austin_blue  Dec 7, 2023 • 7:59:15pm

re: #35 Joe Bacon ✅

If Kate Cox dies will Paxton be held responsible?

No.


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