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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 10:56:00am
The wompage will continue until morale improves

The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. They are coming…

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dat_said  Mar 8, 2024 • 10:57:11am

re: #383 Scottish Dragon

Welp, my 3rd period was acting up enough that another teacher came to check on me and she called administration. That….was unwelcome. TBH I wouldn’t have rated them in my top 25 bad classes but I had a very intense principal in my room wanting to know what in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin, here.

Reminds me of the one time the principal came running into our high school classroom. He had seen a flurry of books, some torn in half, landing in the snow outside his office window and was certain there was shenanigans going on.

The teacher, a Catholic nun somewhere between age 60 and age 95, totally lost it when dealing with the indifference of high school sophomores on the subject of Greek mythology. It started out quiet. She asked us to all pass our paperback mythology books to the front of the class where she gathered them all and then it turned into a wild manic rage as she started tossing the books out the window one-by-one occasionally ripping one in half. The principal’s demeanor abruptly changed when he saw a bunch of stunned silent students and one wimple-wearing screaming sister.

Now that I’m older, I can relate to the sister’s emotions.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 10:57:58am

re: #2 dat_said

Reminds me of the one time the principal came running into our high school classroom. He had seen a flurry of books, some torn in half, landing in the snow outside his office window and was certain there was shenanigans going on.

The teacher, a Catholic nun somewhere between age 60 and age 95, totally lost it when dealing with the indifference of high school sophomores on the subject of Greek mythology. It started out quiet. She asked us to all pass our paperback mythology books to the front of the class where she gathered them all and then it turned into a wild manic rage as she started tossing the books out the window one-by-one occasionally ripping one in half. The principal’s demeanor abruptly changed when he saw a bunch of stunned silent students and one wimple-wearing screaming sister.

Now that I’m older, I can relate to the sister’s emotions.

Oh I’ve felt that way a couple times

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lawhawk  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:00:01am

re: #1 Scottish Dragon

You are now a member of the tribe… choose your sietch name:
Biden, what do you call broad spaces in the old language?
Stilgar: We call this Rehoboth.
Biden: You can call me Rehoboth.
Stilgar: now, choose your public name for all to recognize you.
Biden: Call me Dark Brandon.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:00:31am

I started watching this gut wrenching documentary last night: The Program: Cons, Cults and Kidnapping. The comments from the YouTube trailer is filled with victims from these “behavior modification programs”. Truly barbaric.

YouTube

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:02:46am

re: #4 lawhawk

You are now a member of the tribe… choose your sietch name:
Biden, what do you call broad spaces in the old language?
Stilgar: We call this Rehoboth.
Biden: You can call me Rehoboth.
Stilgar: now, choose your public name for all to recognize you.
Biden: Call me Dark Brandon.

Bless the Maker and his ice cream.

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Teukka  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:03:26am

re: #1 Scottish Dragon

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The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. They are coming…

Is it wrong to post this? Dune 2021 - Sardaukar Chant But It’s Hamburger Cheeseburger BigMac Whopper - With Rain

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:03:27am

OMG from comments at the Washington Post about the SOTU rebuttal last night:

My housemate, a female, described it as an audition for a porn movie. So breathy. So many pauses. So faux. It’s true, she is auditioning for a reality show.

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darthstar  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:03:53am

re: #4 lawhawk

Last night was more Grandpa Joe taking Republicans out behind the woodshed for a good ass whipping.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:04:10am

re: #7 Teukka

Is it wrong to post this? [Embedded content]

Video

Haz cheezeburger?

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ckkatz  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:04:27am

This weekend… Muah ha ha!

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wrenchwench  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:12:24am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:13:40am

re: #12 wrenchwench

Cool.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:13:54am

choosing “biden is a drooling, senile nursing home patient” as their main argument turned out to be perhaps not so swift

even magas in comment threads like on mediaite seem to be getting the clue

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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:17:29am

re: #14 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

choosing “biden is a drooling, senile nursing home patient” as their main argument turned out to be perhaps not so swift

even magas in comment threads like on mediaite seem to be getting the clue

Powerful new Biden add in box because it is a live Xitter feed.

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Dangerman  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:21:09am

re: #14 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

choosing “biden is a drooling, senile nursing home patient” as their main argument turned out to be perhaps not so swift

even magas in comment threads like on mediaite seem to be getting the clue

Not too swift???

They’re giving him the rnc
They voted against their own border bill
They wanna shut the govt down
Their best response was Britt
They put Mikey in charge (sorta)

Not too swift?

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:23:19am

re: #16 Dangerman

they have excellent target acquisition of their own feet

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:24:45am

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:27:12am

re: #18 Eclectic Cyborg

Retired general lol

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:30:31am

Hank with some confessions:

I Believed These Four Lies


..

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:30:46am
Like I’m sorry Katie but no that kitchen table isn’t just like that one because my kitchen doesn’t look like something from a Twilight Zone episode where you wake up in an unfamiliar house and gradually come to realize you’re being kept as a pet

bsky.app

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:31:36am

$3k for a bunch of Temu windbreakers sewn together. 😂

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wrenchwench  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:32:57am

I just caught a glimpse of the profile of one of my followees.

tri-lingual
german, english, rubbish

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wrenchwench  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:34:38am
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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:35:44am

Somebody! Please tell me that the GOP response last night wasn’t, in fact, an SNL cold opening skit. Please!

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:36:21am
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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:36:28am

re: #24 wrenchwench

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Olivia kitteh gave me kisses and eyebrow nips at bedtime.

she really hates my CPAP mask though.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:37:02am

re: #25 sizzzzlerz

Somebody! Please tell me that the GOP response last night wasn’t, in fact, an SNL cold opening skit. Please!

Pretty sure it was a Jordan Peele horror movie scene.

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wrenchwench  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:38:34am

re: #27 Scottish Dragon

Olivia kitteh gave me kisses and eyebrow nips at bedtime.

she really hates my CPAP mask though.

Schrader recently discovered my eyebrows. I didn’t check the mirror after he groomed them.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:39:16am

re: #29 wrenchwench

Schrader recently discovered my eyebrows. I didn’t check the mirror after he groomed them.

I’m sure your new eyebrow rings are lovely!

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calochortus  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:41:26am

When the kids were actual kids, we were what Katie longs for. I was a stay at home mom, Mr. C. was the breadwinner, we had dinner together at the kitchen table almost every night. We did not discuss the State of the Economy or Our Fear of Immigrants. It was more “Surely something happened at school today. What was it?”
This indicates to me that she and her family don’t actually have dinner together very often.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:44:57am

RFK Jr making a play for Trump’s antivaxxer vote.

RFK Jr also has a nine minute “State of the Union” address up on YouTube which I will not watch or link to because fuck that guy.

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Jay C  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:49:10am

re: #9 darthstar

Last night was more Grandpa Joe taking Republicans out behind the woodshed for a good ass whipping.

OK, I will freely admit to partisan bias in favor of Joe Biden and Democrats in general- but having said that, I think last night’s SOTU was a master-class in political ownage: both on the contents of the address, but -and just as significantly, given this country’s sad dependency on the Media to figure out what to think - the optics.

- He delivered a forceful and articulate speech forcefully and, despite the occasional Bidenisms, articulately (so much for “Sleepy Joe”)

- Congressional Democrats (literally) rose to the occasional- noticeably applauding, while the Republicans, in their silly red-tie costumes, sat around grumping deadpan. And MTG managed to make herself even more of the Designated Assclown than usual

- Even though Opposition Rebuttals aren’t usually worth much, Kitchen Table Katie’s weird hostage-video screed was notably ludicrous and mock-worthy.

And all of it out in the open on live TV,

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wrenchwench  Mar 8, 2024 • 11:52:38am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:01:02pm

A special thanks to my local PBS station for reminding me it is International Women’s Day.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:05:16pm

re: #34 wrenchwench

Would they like a little water from Philly? We are going to get some more this weekend.
weather.gov

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:06:24pm

re: #36 PhillyPretzel ✅

Would they like a little water from Philly? We are going to get some more this weekend.
weather.gov

The DFW area could share some after the rains the las 24 hours.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:06:35pm

re: #14 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

choosing “biden is a drooling, senile nursing home patient” as their main argument turned out to be perhaps not so swift

even magas in comment threads like on mediaite seem to be getting the clue

The ones I’ve seen are claiming, of course, that he was doped up, and will be out of sight for days recovering.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:09:03pm

Trying to imagine how politically tone deaf you’d have to be to stage the GOP response to the SOTU with a woman in a fucking KITCHEN.

That’s the message from the Republican Party: women belong in the kitchen. Was she also barefoot?

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:10:04pm

re: #33 Jay C

And MTG managed to make herself even more of the Designated Assclown than usual

I believe that award has been officially retired after it was granted to her in perpetuity for her unparalleled body of work in the category.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:12:23pm

re: #39 Charles

Trying to imagine how politically tone deaf you’d have to be to stage the GOP response to the SOTU with a woman in a fucking KITCHEN.

That’s the message from the Republican Party: women belong in the kitchen. Was she also barefoot?

Hi I’m Ken welcome to this week’s episode of “Make My Kitchen Less Fucking Horrifying” we have a great show for you let’s meet our guest Katie hi Katie show us your kitchen how bad can it OH JESUS OH WHAT THE FUCK OH WHAT IS THIS H.P. LOVECRAFT SHIT OH THERE IS NO GOD I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

bsky.app

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calochortus  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:13:31pm

re: #39 Charles

Trying to imagine how politically tone deaf you’d have to be to stage the GOP response to the SOTU with a woman in a fucking KITCHEN.

That’s the message from the Republican Party: women belong in the kitchen. Was she also barefoot?

I’m not sure the message was that women belong in the kitchen. It’s more that they’re meeting women where they are and that would be in their kitchen, which is just like hers. Which is even less realistic.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:14:08pm

Senator Young (GOP from Indiana) says that he won’t support Trump in 2024.

Maybe the tide is starting to turn.
wevv.com

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:15:02pm

re: #41 Scottish Dragon

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:15:42pm

re: #39 Charles

The only thing they missed was having the husband talk instead.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:17:34pm

Another movie we have seen…..
Tiny Worms Living Near Chernobyl Have Evolved a Remarkable New Talent
The new “talent is apparently complete resistance to radiation induced genetic mutation.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:17:34pm

What kind of weirdo names their son “Ridgeway???”

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:17:43pm

So which is it, red hats? Biden is a drooling, senile old fool, or he’s a criminal mastermind?

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:18:13pm

re: #47 Charles

What kind of weirdo names their son “Ridgeway???”

Spackle Camshaft Palin

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:18:27pm

re: #43 JC1

Senator Young (GOP from Indiana) says that he won’t support Trump in 2024.

Maybe the tide is starting to turn.
wevv.com

If that is true, then the polling is telling them so.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:20:05pm

re: #39 Charles

Trying to imagine how politically tone deaf you’d have to be to stage the GOP response to the SOTU with a woman in a fucking KITCHEN.

That’s the message from the Republican Party: women belong in the kitchen. Was she also barefoot?

Par for course with Trump saying that black people will vote for him because he has a mug shot and record.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:20:38pm

re: #47 Charles

What kind of weirdo names their son “Ridgeway???”

Not something I’d do but I’ve heard far worse names than that.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:21:26pm

re: #47 Charles

What kind of weirdo names their son “Ridgeway???”

Big fans of the Green River Killer?

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:24:25pm
A Rockwall real estate agent was arrested last week on charges of sexually assaulting a child, court records show.

Natalie Sorrells was arrested Feb. 26 by the Heath Department of Public Safety on two counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and two counts of indecency with a child by sexual contact.

Sorrells, 44, appears to have most recently been a real estate agent with Coldwell Banker based on an archived webpage from February and an Instagram profile bearing the same name. She did not appear on the company’s list of agents in the area on Thursday.

Sorrells was also a volunteer with Lakepointe Church in Rockwall,

Lakepointe is the BIG church you see on I-30.

dallasnews.com

This story has more information on the victim, a 13 year old friend of her son.

upnupnews.com

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:24:54pm

re: #20 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Hank with some confessions:

[Embedded content]

Video

..

After making similar mistakes years ago, most of the time now I will check, even if it’s something I agree with, before posting. But I have been burned a couple times over the past year by repeating the statements of friends. Putting in a disclaimer that it’s what another reported is not sufficient. It’s still easy to be in error if the source is someone you think is reliable.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:25:06pm

re: #48 Ace Rothstein

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lawhawk  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:25:18pm

re: #39 Charles

Trying to imagine how politically tone deaf you’d have to be to stage the GOP response to the SOTU with a woman in a fucking KITCHEN.

That’s the message from the Republican Party: women belong in the kitchen. Was she also barefoot?

That’s the message leadership wants white guys to see — this is how we want our women to act and behave…

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:26:48pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:27:15pm

re: #54 Belafon

Female perpetrators are not as common, but they are no less of a threat.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:27:37pm

The one misstep Biden made was referring to an undocumented immigrant as an “illegal.” So of course there’s an article about it at the New York Times.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:28:07pm

Are people just now finding out that Biden is prone to gaffes like that?

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lawhawk  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:28:40pm

re: #56 Patricia Kayden

Hush little baby, and don’t say a word
Never mind that noise you heard.
It’s just the GOP, in your closet, your bathroom, and in your bed.

Exit light, enter night
Grain of sand
Take my hand…
Off to never never land…

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ckkatz  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:29:13pm

From downstairs-

re: #381 Dr. Matt

Now I can see why they went with her. [ETA: In the video you posted, s]he has the generic bouncy YouTube influencer patter down perfectly.

Of course, her entire rebuttal went off the rails. At least for those not in the cult.

Thanks for posting this!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:29:19pm

re: #60 Charles

As interchangeably as our useless media uses the terms, I can forgive him for the slip up.

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lawhawk  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:30:38pm

re: #61 Charles

Are people just now finding out that Biden is prone to gaffes like that?

He swallowed words a few times, and stepped over some of his key lines here and there. But so fucking what?

He demolished the claims that he was somehow sleepy or not able to deal with reality or the GOP, when he handed the GOP their asses in repeated ad libs. He did this last year too. But the GOP are too stupid to realize that trying to get under Biden’s skin by trying to interrupt him isn’t going to end well - for them.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:30:45pm

re: #61 Charles

Are people just now finding out that Biden is prone to gaffes like that?

I’m not sure it was a gaffe. The median American voter isn’t going to get the vapors from referring to undocumented immigrants as “illegals”, even though we recognize it as a dehumanizing slur.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:30:48pm

The expressions of Katie Britt:

1. Creepy psycho killer smile.

2. Puzzled angry glare.

3. Blank-faced, empty-eyed Stepford Wife.

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Jay C  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:31:41pm

re: #48 Ace Rothstein

So which is it, red hats? Biden is a drooling, senile old fool, or he’s a criminal mastermind?

Most MAGAts have been holding the idea that he’s actually both in the heads for years, so presumably, for the red-hat crowd, it’s not much of a stretch

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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:32:40pm

re: #68 Jay C

Most MAGAts have been holding the idea that he’s actually both in the heads for years, so presumably, for the red-hat crowd, it’s not much of a stretch

Just as immigrants are both lazy rapists living off of welfare and stealing our jobs.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:35:29pm

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Randall Gross  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:37:48pm

Segment of Salvador Dali’s “Persistence of Memory” showing the melty clocks on the seashore

bsky.app

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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:39:32pm

One of the worst Republicans comes out in favor of states rights to poison us with lead.

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KingKenrod  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:42:06pm

re: #60 Charles

The one misstep Biden made was referring to an undocumented immigrant as an “illegal.” So of course there’s an article about it at the New York Times.

They’ll prance around like the purity pony when it suits them.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:42:51pm

re: #48 Ace Rothstein

So which is it, red hats? Biden is a drooling, senile old fool, or he’s a criminal mastermind?

Ummm, yes?

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KGxvi  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:43:34pm

re: #68 Jay C

Most MAGAts have been holding the idea that he’s actually both in the heads for years, so presumably, for the red-hat crowd, it’s not much of a stretch

Umberto Eco included this as on of his 14 general properties of fascism:

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as “at the same time too strong and too weak”. On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will.

Like populism, fascism isn’t particularly interested in its adherents and followers engaging in any sort of critical thought. It’s more interested in stirring the bad emotions of the mob towards bad ends

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:43:58pm

re: #68 Jay C

Most MAGAts have been holding the idea that he’s actually both in the heads for years, so presumably, for the red-hat crowd, it’s not much of a stretch

What’s true is what’s convenient to justify what they want so there’s never a contradiction. It’s not even dialectical tense; you just hit the switch and the enemy goes from pathetically weak to overwhelmningly strong.

This pre-existed Trump but he’s now their preferred medium, he perfectly performs their worldview down to the fine detail.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:48:55pm

re: #72 No Malarkey!

One of the worst Republicans comes out in favor of states rights to poison us with lead.

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Well, it does reduce the ability to pay attention, reduce intelligence, and lower academic achievement in children. So there is that. Sort of the ideal repug voter, eh?

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KGxvi  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:49:03pm

I want to start a PAC to permanently end daylight savings time. I don’t even care if we stay on ST or we stay on DT, I just want to be done with changing the clocks.

Anyone who wants to make a donation, please make your checks out to “cash”

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A Cranky One  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:50:09pm

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:50:34pm

re: #72 No Malarkey!

One of the worst Republicans comes out in favor of states rights to poison us with lead.

[Embedded content]

Replacing them was part of the Infrastructure Law, KWK.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:51:56pm
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Randall Gross  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:52:35pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:52:43pm

re: #78 KGxvi

I want to start a PAC to permanently end daylight savings time. I don’t even care if we stay on ST or we stay on DT, I just want to be done with changing the clocks.

Anyone who wants to make a donation, please make your checks out to “cash”

Only if my donation will be diverted to Trump’s criminal defense lawyers./

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:53:57pm

re: #79 A Cranky One

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:54:57pm

re: #61 Charles

Gaffe or effort to talk directly to the other side in terms it tends to use?

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Dr. Matt  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:59:31pm

re: #71 Randall Gross

[Embedded content]

bsky.app

Sage advice. Advice taken.

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KGxvi  Mar 8, 2024 • 12:59:54pm

In all honesty, though, if I had the time/energy/knowhow, I would start a non-partisan PAC focused on these issues at the federal level:

1. expanding the House
2. abolishing the Electoral College
3. abolishing Day Light Savings

I could probably add a few more issues, but these are the first three that come to mind.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:00:48pm

re: #82 Randall Gross

To be fair, isn’t Governor Hochul reacting to an uptick in criminal activity on subways? She’s not just doing this willy nilly.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:01:45pm

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:04:29pm

re: #88 Patricia Kayden

To be fair, isn’t Governor Hochul reacting to an uptick in criminal activity on subways? She’s not just doing this willy nilly.

It’s not much of any uptick, and there are copious videos of the transit cops and NYPD standing in groups of 10 or more playing on their phones on subway platforms.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:04:56pm

re: #22 GlutenFreeJesus

[Embedded content]

$3k for a bunch of Temu windbreakers sewn together. 😂

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Musk is a dishonest salesman, rather than a technology leader.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:06:15pm

see everyone a bit later!

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sagehen  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:07:17pm

re: #87 KGxvi

In all honesty, though, if I had the time/energy/knowhow, I would start a non-partisan PAC focused on these issues at the federal level:

1. expanding the House
2. abolishing the Electoral College
3. abolishing Day Light Savings

I could probably add a few more issues, but these are the first three that come to mind.

If we expand the House enough, I’m fine with keeping the electoral college.

Expand SCOTUS — there should be as many Supremes as there are Appellate districts. And give SCOTUS a set of ethics rules.

Statehood for DC and Puerto Rico.

I like Daylight Savings. I’ll oppose you on this one.

Legislate proper voting rights and Roe. Child tax credit. Nationalize Starlink.

ETA: oh, wait. These are mostly not non-partisan. Never mind.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:07:19pm

re: #32 No Malarkey!

RFK Jr making a play for Trump’s antivaxxer vote.

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RFK Jr also has a nine minute “State of the Union” address up on YouTube which I will not watch or link to because fuck that guy.

What really pisses me off is the feeling that motherfather IS vaccinated!

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KGxvi  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:07:24pm

re: #91 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Musk is a dishonest salesman, rather than a technology leader.

Musk reminds me of this guy (but without a good singing voice):

Simpsons - Monorail Song

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:08:30pm

re: #95 KGxvi

Musk reminds me of this guy (but without a good singing voice):

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I mean, I wouldn’t mind if Elon met the same fate…

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KGxvi  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:08:58pm

re: #93 sagehen

If we expand the House enough, I’m fine with keeping the electoral college.

Expand SCOTUS — there should be as many Supremes as there are Appellate districts. And give SCOTUS a set of ethics rules.

Statehood for DC and Puerto Rico.

I like Daylight Savings. I’ll oppose you on this one.

Legislate proper voting rights and Roe. Child tax credit. Nationalize Starlink.

I agree on SCOTUS. Statehood for DC, I’m also good with. Puerto Rico, I feel like the people there need to have a real referendum/political process to determine what they want to do.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:10:16pm

re: #48 Ace Rothstein

So which is it, red hats? Biden is a drooling, senile old fool, or he’s a criminal mastermind?

They’ve done this forever. Hillary was either a stupid useless hack that was going to hand America over to the Commies, OR she was a criminal mastermind who could not only kill at will, but get away with it for decades.
And to think you can fit both in your feeble mind tells you all you need to know.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:10:24pm

re: #90 Scottish Dragon

It’s not much of any uptick, and there are copious videos of the transit cops and NYPD standing in groups of 10 or more playing on their phones on subway platforms.

They have to do that to deal with gangs that dress as clowns in Yankees uniforms, ride on trashed buses, or dress as mimes while trying to intercept other gangs using the trains. Sometimes even girl gangs that act friendly. It’s a challenging town.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:11:33pm

Republicans say Biden SOTU “overly partisan”

that is some pretty weak tea, there

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silverdolphin  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:13:58pm

The more I see of Britt’s presentation, the more I wonder if AI was used. She physically just barely makes it across the uncanny valley. I can’t quite figure out why her face looks that way, and why her facial expressions do not match her words.

The kitchen looks so much like what an AI would come up with when prompted with “Middle Class Kitchen”. It has so many things that just do not seem off.

And the words, in isolation, just do not seem to be what a real human would say.

I’m not sure now if the above is snark or if I am onto something.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:16:05pm

re: #101 silverdolphin

The more I see of Britt’s presentation, the more I wonder if AI was used. She physically just barely makes it across the uncanny valley. I can’t quite figure out why her face looks that way, and why her facial expressions do not match her words.

The kitchen looks so much like what an AI would come up with when prompted with “Middle Class Kitchen”. It has so many things that just do not seem off.

And the words, in isolation, just do not seem to be what a real human would say.

I’m not sure now if the above is snark or if I am onto something.

AI will test the limits of authenticity in EVERYTHING.
With the fuckery running wild, it’s just one more tool for liars and worse.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:19:03pm

re: #100 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

Republicans say Biden SOTU “overly partisan”

that is some pretty weak tea, there

How about “harshly cromulent” or “obdurantly verkackt”?

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:19:23pm

re: #60 Charles

I took it as him baiting the GOP in attendance to react. And it worked.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:19:53pm

re: #101 silverdolphin

The more I see of Britt’s presentation, the more I wonder if AI was used. She physically just barely makes it across the uncanny valley. I can’t quite figure out why her face looks that way, and why her facial expressions do not match her words.

The kitchen looks so much like what an AI would come up with when prompted with “Middle Class Kitchen”. It has so many things that just do not seem off.

And the words, in isolation, just do not seem to be what a real human would say.

I’m not sure now if the above is snark or if I am onto something.

Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya?

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:22:23pm

re: #28 Scottish Dragon

Pretty sure it was a Jordan Peele horror movie scene.

Rose, give me the car keys.

Rose, GIVE ME THE FUCKING CAR KEYS NOW!!!!

Rose: No.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:23:19pm

re: #101 silverdolphin

The more I see of Britt’s presentation, the more I wonder if AI was used. She physically just barely makes it across the uncanny valley. I can’t quite figure out why her face looks that way, and why her facial expressions do not match her words.

I’m not sure now if the above is snark or if I am onto something.

As Freud misquotedly said, “Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar”.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:24:12pm

re: #105 Decatur Deb

Y’all ain’t from around here, are ya?

The real problem we face is that real humans do not have it as together as it may seem to better-insulated people who don’t associate with any delusional idiots.

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:24:15pm

re: #103 sizzzzlerz

How about “harshly cromulent” or “obdurantly verkackt”?

All of TFG’s speeches are excruciatingly feculent.

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Mike Lamb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:25:18pm

re: #72 No Malarkey!

One of the worst Republicans comes out in favor of states rights to poison us with lead.

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You misspelled “worst people”.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:26:42pm

re: #110 Mike Lamb

You misspelled “worst people”.

I think that’s covered by worst Republicans, since the party attracts the very worst people.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:28:02pm

re: #72 No Malarkey!

One of the worst Republicans comes out in favor of states rights to poison us with lead.

[Embedded content]

Lead piping is the Latin root of the word “plumbing”. It is one of the pet theories for cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:28:19pm

re: #111 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I think that’s covered by worst Republicans, since the party attracts the very worst people.

The “worst Republicans” are essentially the worst of the worst, if you want to think of it that way.

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Sinistershade  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:29:03pm

re: #99 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

They have to do that to deal with gangs that dress as clowns in Yankees uniforms, ride on trashed buses, or dress as mimes while trying to intercept other gangs using the trains. Sometimes even girl gangs that act friendly. It’s a challenging town.

Cyrus in 2024. He’s the man we need.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:29:40pm

re: #78 KGxvi

I want to start a PAC to permanently end daylight savings time. I don’t even care if we stay on ST or we stay on DT, I just want to be done with changing the clocks.

Anyone who wants to make a donation, please make your checks out to “cash”

Amen. This time shift fucks up my medication schedule!

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sagehen  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:32:36pm

re: #112 Decatur Deb

Lead piping is the Latin root of the word “plumbing”. It is one of the pet theories for cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.

Didn’t they also use lead paint on their dishes?

(also… they relied on mercenaries instead of a citizen army. Whoops. This was the mistake the British Empire made too — if King George could hire a bunch of Hessians for a weekly paycheck, the colonists could out-bid him by offering women and land.)

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Captain Ron  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:32:57pm
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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:33:41pm

re: #114 Sinistershade

Cyrus in 2024. He’s the man we need.

Biden! Come out to play-ay.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:34:00pm

re: #115 Joe Bacon ✅

I hate DST. Give me Standard Time all year long.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:34:56pm

re: #78 KGxvi

I’d support it.

But even more, it’s time we left the ancient Babylonian numerology behind.

No more magic 12 (and its multiples.)

Time to move to metric time, base 10. And using a global circumference of 2𝛑.

So sun straight overhead is 𝛑. It’s pi-time every day.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:35:55pm

re: #116 sagehen

Didn’t they also use lead paint on their dishes?

(also… they relied on mercenaries instead of a citizen army. Whoops. This was the mistake the British Empire made too — if King George could hire a bunch of Hessians for a weekly paycheck, the colonists could out-bid him by offering women and land.)

Heh. One of my ancestors was a Hessian soldier who stayed in the Colonies after the war. No doubt he was swayed by the offer of a woman and land, as you suggest.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:36:02pm

re: #116 sagehen

Didn’t they also use lead paint on their dishes?

(also… they relied on mercenaries instead of a citizen army. Whoops. This was the mistake the British Empire made too — if King George could hire a bunch of Hessians for a weekly paycheck, the colonists could out-bid him by offering women and land.)

Dumbing out your capitol city is the mechanism for producing a couple hundred years of subsequent mistakes. (The real reason for the Fall will be “All of the above”, though I did like the association with the depletion of more and more silver mines.)

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Randall Gross  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:37:22pm

re: #88 Patricia Kayden

To be fair, isn’t Governor Hochul reacting to an uptick in criminal activity on subways? She’s not just doing this willy nilly.

The kids who ride those subways to school are statistically in greater danger from the semi auto M-17’s being carried (X750) and an unknown number of M-4 rifles being carried. It wasn’t that long ago we were watching a police officer spray down a car after an acorn dropped.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:38:43pm

re: #122 Decatur Deb

Some historians may claim there never was a “fall”, that such an idea is antiquated and nostalgic.

As some will point out, the Roman empire simply moved its headquarters east. And it was the Ottomans who ended it.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:39:16pm

re: #75 KGxvi

Umberto Eco included this as on of his 14 general properties of fascism:

Like populism, fascism isn’t particularly interested in its adherents and followers engaging in any sort of critical thought. It’s more interested in stirring the bad emotions of the mob towards bad ends

Yes as opposed to all those ideologies that are documentedly cool with critical thinking and don’t immediately start calling people asking pointed questions stupid or crazy or too emotional.

Like “the mob is always stupid” is a truism, but I think it’s an especially dumb one because it implicitly suggests some kind of alternative “I’m not in a mob and therefore I must be thinking” which…nope, everybody’s stupid and emotional individually and collectively until they show their work.

It’s just as much mistaking the signifier for the signified as that lead stupid idea of “I’m being criticized for my idea I must be Galileo.”

Civil rights protesters were labelled a mob. Anti war protesters were and are labelled a mob. Mistaking respectability for validity is not just a bad idea, it’s a bad idea deliberately instilled by people who can’t otherwise argue their positions, be that French aristocrats or the Bush Administration.

And in talking about fascism, it’s just missing the point because fascism is both elitist and populist simultaneously because…ideas are not in the slightest bit solid and fascism is notably slippery in that it’s various manifestations play to pre-existing tropes in ways that produce as somewhat consistent outcome, but not so consistent that it’s not the most-debated, least-well-defined ideology.

“Fascism is about bad emotions and populism” is just…on it’s face not accurate. Fascism starts among elites, elicits multiple sectors of elites to participate, but also creates a mass-market message of shared elitism that grants franchise: exclusion is the selling point. The primary appeal isn’t even emotional…the primary appeal is the promise of radical redistribution, a payoff in which the insiders understand the plunder is coming from undeserving outsides.

To the extent that fascism builds on emotion, it does not instill those emotions but plays upon existing pain points that divide society, elevating the fascist in-group by enshrining their prejudices and grudges as law. Fascism does not automatically play to a mob, nor create a mob, it builds by parasitically appropriating existing structures: fascists take power by controlling the military, by courting existing conservative institutions and politicians, by appropriated religious authority. Each fascism looks different and sounds different because they speak entirely in reference to existing cultural mode of thoughts.

This is precisely which Ur-Fascism is formatted the way it is: fascism is a chimera only identifiable across cases past the point at which they assume power (and start doing what fascists always do…steal), so Eco is trying a vibes-based approach to warning signs that fascism is going to pop.

It’s worth considering that other people’s definition of fascism also addresses this trend more directly, specifically describing fascism as nationalist comradery that crosses boundaries of class and status…it is a populism that radically redefines “elite” and “the people” in ways that do not correspond to actual power.

to predicting future fascism rather than a formal definition.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:39:47pm

re: #124 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Some historians may claim there never was a “fall”, that such an idea is antiquated and nostalgic.

As some will point out, the Roman empire simply moved its headquarters east. And it was the Ottomans who ended it.

When your doorbell rings, and it’s Alaric, and he’s not selling Samoas…

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piratedan  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:43:04pm

re: #118 sizzzzlerz

That’s the GOP in a nutshell… The Rogues….. why did you end abortion… sometimes we just like doing stuff like that….

I’m hoping that we can go all Grammercy Riffs on them.

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jaunte  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:43:19pm

From that master of human emotional connection, Stephen Miller.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:44:04pm

re: #128 jaunte

Saying makes it so.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:44:18pm

re: #121 Nerdy Fish

Heh. One of my ancestors was a Hessian soldier who stayed in the Colonies after the war. No doubt he was swayed by the offer of a woman and land, as you suggest.

I would think that, after landing in the colonies, maybe after the first engagement, more than a few hessians would have said to themselves that they aren’t paying me enough farfegnugens to get shot and maybe die for old king george. I’m out of here.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:46:19pm

re: #123 Randall Gross

These “new” cops scare me. Growing up in what could be called either a Barrio or slum, the residents always had issues with cops. We had issues. I had issues. You learned to run, book, Chuck, for your life. They threw nightsticks, but this version just pops a clip into you.
And in my world, that is called cowardice. Had some conversations with some old timers like me, and we agreed we were lucky.
It’s not only the street that can take you, but an incident where the cops roll up and just break heads, and worse.
Cops pass notes to one another on who to look out for, what street, where this is, that is, and some of it is/was/will be/a setup.
Now it’s military grade and unlimited firepower in an urban area.

“Go ahead. Run. We dare you.”
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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:49:37pm

re: #130 sizzzzlerz

My old post in NJ had a Hessian POW grave on a hilltop. (We made cannon balls for Washington.) As I was leaving, the post archaeologist was organizing a restoration—He covered it with a 1 inch shield of plexi and put up informative signage. Washington on at least one occasion gave Hessians the option of joining up or remaining POWs.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:49:56pm

re: #117 Captain Ron

Thank you, President Biden. Democrats need to toot Biden’s horn. He has loads of accomplishments under pretty challenging conditions.

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:50:52pm

re: #99 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

They have to do that to deal with gangs that dress as clowns in Yankees uniforms, ride on trashed buses, or dress as mimes while trying to intercept other gangs using the trains. Sometimes even girl gangs that act friendly. It’s a challenging town.

CAN

YOU

DIG IT????!!!!

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Randall Gross  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:54:12pm

re: #131 nines09

I grew up on Army bases, and I have a good deal of respect for our professional police and military; that said, I also understand that in every group there are going to be some dangerous f/u’s and authoritarian empathy-challenged people carrying semi auto and auto weapons. Mix in large crowds of New Yorkers and that’s not a good recipe.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:54:27pm

re: #134 Mattand

The Warriors Original Trailer (Walter Hill, 1979)

Not sure why the GOP hasn’t released this as a report on gang violence.

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Randall Gross  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:55:24pm

re: #99 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

They have to do that to deal with gangs that dress as clowns in Yankees uniforms, ride on trashed buses, or dress as mimes while trying to intercept other gangs using the trains. Sometimes even girl gangs that act friendly. It’s a challenging town.

If only I had extra updings to give…

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:56:06pm

re: #135 Randall Gross

Some worlds are different, as they remain today.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:57:13pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

From that master of human emotional connection, Stephen Miller.

I take pride in despising the things Stephen Miller loves.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:59:11pm

I’ve mentioned before that I wasn’t a huge fan of Joe Biden in 2020, for several reasons - establishment Democrat, very middle of the road, old, prone to embarrassing gaffes, among other reasons. I would have preferred a younger, more progressive candidate. But Biden has surprised me; in some ways he’s been a very progressive president, getting some good things done despite the GOP sinking into outright lunacy and fighting him like weasels on crack every step of the way..

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ckkatz  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:59:36pm

re: #120 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

You just reminded me, Pie Day is next week!

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 1:59:41pm

re: #112 Decatur Deb

Lead piping is the Latin root of the word “plumbing”. It is one of the pet theories for cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.

Maybe we should call it pevecing.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:01:09pm

re: #139 Eclectic Cyborg

I take pride in despising the things Stephen Miller loves.

Nobody really thinks the response was anything but nuts. Stephen just lies when things do not go his way. Most Republicans are trying to lie their way to a dismal future for America.

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:02:04pm

re: #131 nines09

These “new” cops scare me. Growing up in what could be called either a Barrio or slum, the residents always had issues with cops. We had issues. I had issues. You learned to run, book, Chuck, for your life. They threw nightsticks, but this version just pops a clip into you.
And in my world, that is called cowardice. Had some conversations with some old timers like me, and we agreed we were lucky.
It’s not only the street that can take you, but an incident where the cops roll up and just break heads, and worse.
Cops pass notes to one another on who to look out for, what street, where this is, that is, and some of it is/was/will be/a setup.
Now it’s military grade and unlimited firepower in an urban area.

[Embedded content]

I was at the Manayunk Arts festival years ago and parked at the Septa Regional Rail station there. On returning to my car, my friend and I discovered that I had left my lights on and ran down the battery.

Waaaaaay back in the corner of the lot, sitting all by itself, was a Philly police cruiser with an single occupant. No other car near him for at least 15 to 20 yards.

My friend and debated for a good 15 minutes as to whether we should approach the car or not, genuinely worried we were going to see something we shouldn’t and then have a much bigger problem than a dead battery on our hands.

Turns out the guy was power napping. He did go back to the precinct and grab some cables and jumped our car, but was clearly not thrilled with actually having to help the public.

I mentioned I was an artist and did offer to draw him a cartoon if needed one for whatever as way of thanks. That at least got the slightest of smiles.

The flip side: two of my friends were driving in Center City and two cops pulled up. Saw the NJ plates, rolled down the window and started shouting about how they wanted to fuck up some fucking pussies from Jersey. Nothing came of it, but, hey; welcome to Philly.

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:02:53pm

re: #136 nines09

[Embedded content]

Not sure why the GOP hasn’t released this as a report on gang violence.

Too many white people in those gangs; it ruins their narrative.

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Charles  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:06:53pm
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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:07:04pm

re: #140 Charles

I’ve mentioned before that I wasn’t a huge fan of Joe Biden in 2020, for several reasons - establishment Democrat, very middle of the road, old, prone to embarrassing gaffes, among other reasons. I would have preferred a younger, more progressive candidate. But Biden has surprised me; in some ways he’s been a very progressive president, getting some good things done despite the GOP sinking into outright lunacy and fighting him like weasels on crack every step of the way..

Likewise. That’s part of my problem with the immigration bills giving the POTUS unilateral power to shut down the border at a moment’s notice. It’s like, “Goddman it, President Dark Brandon, what the fuck you think is gonna happen if Trump or any other GOP freak gets in the office?”

But, yeah, I was all in on Warren. Glad to have been proven wrong. Now if we can just convince the (ugh) “independents” to notice this and vote accordingly…

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ckkatz  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:07:06pm

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:07:59pm

re: #146 Charles

WHAT HAPPENED TO NANCY?

HAVE YOU CHECKED SLUGGO’S BASEMENT?

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:08:54pm

re: #144 Mattand

My dad had a cop friend who would roll his cruiser into a garage his friend owned. They would put it on a lift, just a half foot off the floor, hook up the exhaust hose, turn it on and run the odometer up so he could show he was “patrolling”.
I witnessed it. I knew how to keep my mouth shut.
Have a beer. Light up a cigar. Life is good.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:09:42pm

re: #146 Charles

FULL DIAPER ALERT

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Dangerman  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:10:29pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

From that master of human emotional connection, Stephen Miller.

didnt watch it did you stevie?

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:10:45pm

As much as I hate having it get dark on Halloween so late, I think I’m going to have to prefer Daylight Savings Time be permanent. Here in the Metroplex, during standard time, the sun sets in the 5 to 6 time. And so many of our highways are east-west-ish and traffic becomes a big problem.

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:13:47pm

re: #150 nines09

My dad had a cop friend who would roll his cruiser into a garage his friend owned. they would put it on a lift, jus a half foot off the floor, hook up the exhaust hose, turn it on and run the odometer up so he could show he was “patrolling”.
I witnessed it. I knew how to keep my mouth shut.
Have a beer. Light up a cigar. Life is good.

My experience with Philly cops has been limited but not awful. I just try to give them a wide berth.

In the late 80’s, I was hanging out front of the Chestnut Cabaret waiting on two friends for a Dead Milkmen show. Beat cop walked up and started chit-chatting. Pleasant conversation and what not, but in retrospect, I’m sure he was trying to see if he could pop me for something: weed, loitering, wearing glasses, etc. Even being aware of the force’s rep, 21 year old me was too stupid to put that together at the time.

Side note: apparently the Chestnut Cabaret got torn down a while back. That whole stretch of buildings from Market to Chestnut on 38th. I think Drexel’s building something there.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:16:30pm

re: #154 Mattand

If it is 38th Street it is probably U of Penn.

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Mattand  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:18:12pm

So, what’s the over/under on Jon Stewart quickly and grudgingly acknowledging Biden did a good job last night, before the Both Sides gene kicking in and immediately goes full metal “Wuddabout THIS, huh????”

He’s probably gonna agree with Lumpy, aka Hannity, and make the argument that Biden was on drugs.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:24:37pm

re: #140 Charles

I’ve mentioned before that I wasn’t a huge fan of Joe Biden in 2020, for several reasons - establishment Democrat, very middle of the road, old, prone to embarrassing gaffes, among other reasons. I would have preferred a younger, more progressive candidate. But Biden has surprised me; in some ways he’s been a very progressive president, getting some good things done despite the GOP sinking into outright lunacy and fighting him like weasels on crack every step of the way..

Isn’t that a bit unfair to weasels on crack?

They’re not THAT destructive.

/

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Jay C  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:28:12pm

re: #143 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Nobody really thinks the response was anything but nuts. Stephen just lies when things do not go his way. Most Republicans are trying to lie their way to a dismal future for America.

My guess is that Miller (may he rot painfully) probably wrote that comment well in advance of the actual rebuttal airing, and would likely have posted the same glowing review had Katie Britt slashed her own throat with a saw as a conclusion…..

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:30:33pm

re: #158 Jay C

My guess is that Miller (may he rot painfully) probably wrote that comment well in advance of the actual rebuttal airing, and would likely have posted the same glowing review had Katie Britt slashed her own throat with a saw as a conclusion…..

Miller wants to drive a narrative, and there are a bunch of 3%er Proud Boy types that were waiting for his response and will parrot him.

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darthstar  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:32:44pm

re: #146 Charles

He doesn’t know who Mike Johnson is?

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silverdolphin  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:34:23pm

I knew that Britt speech reminded me of something. I could imagine her actually giving a Caesar speech like this in school.

Mean Girls (4/10) Movie CLIP - Such a Good Friend (2004) HD

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gocart mozart  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:35:44pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:36:35pm
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darthstar  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:36:45pm

re: #128 jaunte

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From that master of human emotional connection, Stephen Miller.

The oven behind her carries great symbolism for him.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:36:49pm

LOLOL

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gocart mozart  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:38:40pm
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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:40:34pm

Local Elevated line. “Did I miss the Express?”

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:42:04pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:43:36pm
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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:45:35pm

Confirming what we knew:

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:47:32pm

Joe Biden’s State Of The Union Address Draws 32.2 Million Viewers, A Rise Of 18% From Last Year

Final Nielsen numbers show that Joe Biden’s State of the Union address drew 32.3 million viewers, an 18% increase from last year.

It was Biden’s second-largest audience in his address to a joint session of Congress. His speech in 2021 drew 38.2 million.

This year’s figure is from viewership across 14 networks, including ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, Telemundo, Univision PBS, CNN, CNNe, Fox Business, Fox News Channel, MSNBC, NewsMax and NewsNation.

Nielsen said that 74% of viewers were 55 and over, 19% were aged 35-54 and 5% were 18-34. Some 56% watched broadcast coverage and 44% watched coverage on cable networks.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:48:31pm

re: #170 Belafon

Confirming what we knew:

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Jesus H. Fucking Christ. They literally want women to get in the kitchen and make them a sammich.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:50:25pm

re: #170 Belafon

“Great job Britt. Now STFU and make me a sandwich.”

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:51:10pm

If I seem emphatic about this, it’s because the current American fascism is itself playing to existing American notions of individualism and meritocracy as much as it is the fully-formed protofascism of Southern whiteness.

It’s central figure has power because he aesthetically embodies the ideal 80s-guy entrepreneur and has lived the kind of life that lots of men are told is The Best Life*

*and somewhere in here we need to talk about how fascism always folds in patriarchy, because the easiest sell to half the population is “you get women the way you want them with no accountability, whether that means tradwifery or an endless string of creepy coercive affairs.”

and lots of women are told is both “The Best Life” and naturally what they should be wiling to settle for.

It’s less-central figures are mostly rich people who point to their wealth as a sign of validity of their ideas, and it’s intellectuals are court philosophers who have legitimacy and clout because they’re given enormous sinecures.

We can literally watch our current fascism arrive, month by month, watching the ideology be accepted by opportunists but also “converting” conservative public figures who have already been primed to the notion they have been robbed because their individual merit has not been rewarded.

The formation of a mass movement is the last step of this process, and it’s exactly what I described above: the fascists succeeded by exploiting existing prejudices (if US fascism’s ur-fascism had a face it would be Ronald Reagan) identifying actual concerns people have but doubling down on the (existing, conservative) message that actually, all the problems come from a failure to acknowledge people’s actual merit.

If the general theme of fascist rhetoric is countering theft, American fascism version emphasizes it is countering cheating of meritocracy that would otherwise make the fascists wealthy and important.

That isn’t…stupid…it’s a natural continuation of how all Americans think because our culture is hyperindividualist, hypercapitalist…and also actively in denial that our existing system is built on past prejudices that effected distribution of resources such that all notions of fairness are farcical. Americans fascists are cutting the Gordian Knot that conservatives were trying to untie: there is a hierarchy, it is good there’s a hierarchy, and we should never stop using power to enforce that hierarchy.

re: #131 nines09

These “new” cops scare me. Growing up in what could be called either a Barrio or slum, the residents always had issues with cops. We had issues. I had issues. You learned to run, book, Chuck, for your life. They threw nightsticks, but this version just pops a clip into you.
And in my world, that is called cowardice. Had some conversations with some old timers like me, and we agreed we were lucky.
It’s not only the street that can take you, but an incident where the cops roll up and just break heads, and worse.
Cops pass notes to one another on who to look out for, what street, where this is, that is, and some of it is/was/will be/a setup.
Now it’s military grade and unlimited firepower in an urban area.

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What’s fucked up is that it feels like the worst shit from the 90s in places like LA have become the norm. Like, how many movies did I watch as a kid where the core point was “well, if only the cops could be harder, because it’s a war out there” and how many people made excuses for the Rodney King beating?

Cops and cop fans talk about policing like it’s an occupation force, and slowly that’s become the reality of how they police…with a lot of help from politicians that gave police both military weapons and anti-terrorism training that re-emphasized that policing was ultimately not about being in a community, but controlling a community from without.

Americans…particularly WASPs…really believe in punishment as the sole and best means to keep order, and I think comes down to how individualism makes a problems into crisises of personal virtue such that the “only” solution is to keep each person in line with punishment. But then I look at shit like what we’ve done to kids with problems and realize it’s not so individualistic that the rod is applied equally: there is very clear hierarchy to who can be harmed how much that you simply don’t talk about because it would reveal a base assumption that most people supporting “tough on crime” define crime as anything that interferes with their comfort.

…and cops and prisons reflect those un-reflected-on base premises, but then add in their own layer of self interest where the objective is no longer safety or justice, but increasing your budgetary rake-in. It’s the same blob as the military-industrial complex.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:55:32pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:55:37pm

re: #172 Nerdy Fish

re: #173 nines09

“Great job Britt. Now STFU and make me a sandwich.”

On the al.com roll-up, one commenter called it “dinner theater”.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:56:50pm

Charles,

I was wondering if you could make the refresh arrow for a comment also update the like count and the buttons by it. I will sometimes read a comment on the computer, grab my phone when I get up, like the comment, and then later go back to my computer. Yes, I’m a pain in the butt.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:58:13pm

re: #175 Backwoods Sleuth

Fetterman should show up in shorts and refuse to wear a suit until she’s fined.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 2:58:49pm

re: #78 KGxvi

I want to start a PAC to permanently end daylight savings time. I don’t even care if we stay on ST or we stay on DT, I just want to be done with changing the clocks.

Anyone who wants to make a donation, please make your checks out to “cash”

Didn’t Rubio sponsor a bill a few years ago to do this? I think that it passed the Senate unanimously and then Nancy Pelosi never brought it up to a vote in the house.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:00:34pm

re: #97 KGxvi

I agree on SCOTUS. Statehood for DC, I’m also good with. Puerto Rico, I feel like the people there need to have a real referendum/political process to determine what they want to do.

IMHO PR would be better off going independent. Partied with 6 friends from PR last weekend who agree. Still a small sample size.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:01:28pm

re: #101 silverdolphin

The more I see of Britt’s presentation, the more I wonder if AI was used. She physically just barely makes it across the uncanny valley. I can’t quite figure out why her face looks that way, and why her facial expressions do not match her words.

The kitchen looks so much like what an AI would come up with when prompted with “Middle Class Kitchen”. It has so many things that just do not seem off.

And the words, in isolation, just do not seem to be what a real human would say.

I’m not sure now if the above is snark or if I am onto something.

I wonder if that kitchen backdrop was green screened.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:01:33pm

re: #180 JC1

IMHO PR would be better off going independent. Partied with 6 friends from PR last weekend who agree. Still a small sample size.

They would, except we’re never going to let them go unless we gain control of Cuba.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:02:29pm

Mastodon

The oceanic pole of inaccessibility, also known as Point Nemo, is located at roughly 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W[19] and is the place in the ocean that is farthest from land. It represents the solution to the “longest swim” problem.[20] The problem entails finding such a place in the world ocean where, if a person fell overboard while on a ship at sea, they would be as far away from any land in any direction as possible. It lies in the South Pacific Ocean, and is equally distant from the three closest land vertices which are each roughly 2,688 km (1,670 mi) away. Those vertices are Pandora Islet of the Ducie Island atoll (an island of the Pitcairn Islands) to the north; Motu Nui (adjacent to Easter Island) to the northeast; and Maher Island (near the larger Siple Island, off the coast of Marie Byrd Land, Antarctica) to the south.[19] The exact coordinates of Point Nemo depend on what the exact coordinates of these three islands are, since the nature of the “longest swim” problem means that the ocean point is equally far from each.[20]

The area is so remote that—as with any location more than 400 kilometres (250 mi) from an inhabited area—sometimes the closest human beings are astronauts aboard the International Space Station when it passes overhead.[

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:03:07pm

Problem with statehood for PR is that Spanish would have to be an official language there.

I don’t mean that I see that as a problem in and of itself, but a lot of people would oppose it on those grounds alone.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:03:35pm

re: #174 The Ghost of a Flea

Those that got.
Those that ain’t.

My youngest son went to OSU. Had a kicking car stereo. Thumping. Turned up it was like standing in front of a Marshall stack. Heart wanted to jump out of your chest.
I told him to turn it off when he was within 10 blocks of his home.
He said he would, he didn’t, and they broke a window and jacked that in a New York minute.
I had to explain to him, people on the stoop hear you ride by. Then they go looking. Actually, shopping.
It’s simple.
You a college boy, mom and dad can buy you another. The only way they get one is taking from you.
Plus, they sell well.
Very pro job. No damage. Just popped it right out.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:03:45pm

More rain. And I hear someone on a motorcycle.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:04:39pm

re: #181 JC1

I wonder if that kitchen backdrop was green screened.

tricky since she was wearing green

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:04:41pm

re: #184 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The US does not have an official language.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:04:59pm

re: #172 Nerdy Fish

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. They literally want women to get in the kitchen and make them a sammich.

Racists and sexists have always valued subalterns that take their side because they’re incredibly useful to the cause; the superordinate value of “we are owed everything” contextualizes the specific hierarchical assertion of “this kind of person is my natural inferior.”

Whole empires have depended on complicity of a middle strata of inferiors-that-police-other-inferiors. The British despised the babus that did all the administrative work but also depended on them; their military endeavors required colonial levies that were elevated as “martial races.” A great deal of the pain and suffering in colonial and post-colonial Spanish holdings stems from how mixed-race people were lifted up to act as overseers over “pure” blacks and natives.

People can, via social learning, fully accept that it’s their place to rise to middling prestige and punch downward. People can also be desperate to not suffer as they watch their fellows suffer, and play that middling part because the alternative is lethal peril.

Republicans love reactionary women, especially the ones that play the ugliest, because in their sexism it’s actually an endorsement: if a mother/housewife/etc is compelled to take the stage and perform unfeminine rage and contempt, it suggests the urgency of our cause. Reactionary women gladly take up this position because they accurately estimate that they can rise farther exploiting their function as fetishes and permission-givers than through any other means.

As always, it’s important to remember that patriarchy isn’t rule by men, it’s rule by fathers, and every historical patriarchy has incorporated women granted provisional power as enforcers (usually over younger women and children), and those women willing accepting…and often enjoyed…the license so granted.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:05:08pm

re: #184 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Problem with statehood for PR is that Spanish would have to be an official language there.

That’s a problem?

Edit, I missed the word statehood. Yeah, there won’t be an official language.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:05:08pm

re: #57 lawhawk

I surprised that they didn’t have Tim Scott deliver the SOTU response from a jail cell.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:05:12pm

re: #181 JC1

I wonder if that kitchen backdrop was green screened.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:05:42pm

re: #188 PhillyPretzel ✅

The US does not have an official language.

I know that, too. My point is that the language issue would cause a lot of people to oppose it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:06:40pm

re: #190 Belafon

That’s a problem?

I amended my comment to state that I do not see that as a problem but that lots of people would see it as a Trojan Taco Truck to turn us into a bilingual nation.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:06:46pm

re: #188 PhillyPretzel ✅

The US does not have an official language.

You have too speek and rite in englesh heer!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:07:24pm

re: #193 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

True. That is one point but Spanish is the unofficial second language.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:07:27pm

re: #193 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

What would it be? “American”?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:07:49pm

re: #194 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I amended my comment to state that I do not see that as a problem but that lots of people would see it as a Trojan Taco Truck to turn us into a bilingual nation.

I mean, Spanish is already a de facto second language here, given how very many Spanish speakers we have within our borders.

re: #196 PhillyPretzel ✅

DAMMIT

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:09:02pm

And of course, Spanish was spoken in parts of America long before English ever was.

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Dangerman  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:09:22pm

seen in the store today

note the newsmax (in red)
note the PawPrint

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:09:40pm

re: #195 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

lol. Be thankful that my dad is not alive to see that remark. He taught English for 40 years and would have a fit if he saw that. I on the other hand see it is in purple and comic sans so I figure you are trying to have a little bit of fun with your remark.

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JC1  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:10:21pm

re: #187 Backwoods Sleuth

tricky since she was wearing green

Blue screen then. Maybe it was just the stupidly shallow depth of field in the shot, but it looked like the background from a 15 year old video game.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:10:26pm

re: #197 nines09

What would it be? “American”?

too many different American regional dialects

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Decatur Deb  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:10:57pm

re: #178 Belafon

Fetterman should show up in shorts and refuse to wear a suit until she’s fined.

Fetterman should wear that when he gives his own SOTU.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:11:01pm

re: #202 JC1

Blue screen then. Maybe it was just the stupidly shallow depth of field in the shot, but it looked like the background from a 15 year old video game.

No, apparently, that’s her real kitchen… from her 6500 sq. ft., 6-bathroom palatial estate.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:11:26pm

re: #203 Backwoods Sleuth

too many different American regional dialects

“GIT AUGHT!”

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:11:41pm

re: #205 Nerdy Fish

But, you know, “average American housewife,” am I right?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:13:24pm

Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in portraying a woman who has just established a career in politics, transitioning from a career in business, as a “homely housewife”? She’s, like, the antithesis of the point they’re trying to make. But I suppose they’re counting on the fact that none of the people who watch her are going to be thinking critically about any of it.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:15:33pm

People like MTG, or Palin before her, or Schafly before either, speak to a primal longing for the type of woman that will beat the servants to keep them in line and will properly discipline the children so that they’re never unruly.

Yeah…if that longed-for patriarchal woman acts out she’ll get stepped on, but isn’t a great to have a lady who just *gets* that people aren’t equal and that her job is to enforce the status of her family?

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Dangerman  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:16:14pm

re: #208 Nerdy Fish

Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in portraying a woman who has just established a career in politics, transitioning from a career in business, as a “homely housewife”? She’s, like, the antithesis of the point they’re trying to make. But I suppose they’re counting on the fact that none of the people who watch her are going to be thinking critically about any of it.

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ckkatz  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:16:18pm

Some years back, there was a rwnj push to name ‘English’ as the official language of the United States. At the same time there was a lot of rwnj hatred towards France.

My response was “Sure, let’s go ahead and do that. Of course we would need an official committee to determine what was officially English and what was not…. Just like the French do.”

At that point there was usually dead silence as they tried to work out what I had just said.

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gocart mozart  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:21:19pm
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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:24:08pm

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:24:59pm
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Sherlock Hound  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:29:14pm

“mommy milky”

OK, Chris C.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:29:50pm

re: #214 Backwoods Sleuth

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Wait, I thought Biden was coming down off his drugs and would be hiding for a few days.

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:30:45pm

Like Father, like Son? The elder Sununu was Not A Nice Person.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:31:50pm

re: #213 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Moses hung up. Or god. Or Biff. Or Pussy. Pussy Galore.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:31:55pm

re: #215 Sherlock Hound

“mommy milky”

OK, Chris C.

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Now, now. We don’t kink shame here.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:32:40pm

re: #217 Sherlock Hound

JustJoshFromScotlandinNH?

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:36:18pm

re: #208 Nerdy Fish

Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in portraying a woman who has just established a career in politics, transitioning from a career in business, as a “homely housewife”? She’s, like, the antithesis of the point they’re trying to make. But I suppose they’re counting on the fact that none of the people who watch her are going to be thinking critically about any of it.

The problem is that you’re assuming critical thinking applies, and it doesn’t, because Britt and her portrayal speak to reactionary axioms and base assumptions that are simply apathetic to what you perceive as a contradiction.

Britt is presented how she is because it’s a ritual of abasement that appease the core reactionary priority, that people are not equal. If she prioritized herself as a businessperson or politican she would be presenting herself as valuing status markers associated by conservatives with masculinity and that would be egalitarian.

By emphasizing motherhood, but using the authority of motherhood to reinforce reactionary objectives, Britt is both bending the knee to the reactionary power structure and positioning herself as a vessel for it’s power.

The reactionary power structure, in turn, desperately wants and needs individual “inferiors” to accept their hierarchical premises: they need tokens because tokens can say “I am fine with my allotted position, why would you question these distinctions handed down by authorities?”

If Briit provides value to reactionaries, she will be permitted power and nontraditional roles, but only as long as she plays the part they want. Much like how if you’re a white old man you’re permitted sexual impropriety even as you position yourself as the prime enforcer of sexual purity, position always contextualizes the rules.

This isn’t a misunderstanding or a failure of analysis; reactionaries are speaking a different language entirely, like a thieves’ cant. Everyone participating knows that their system does not works like it says on the tin….even the audience of reactionaries at home don’t really intend to comply with the rigid order they fetishize…but this is what is necessary to legitimate the power and control they see as their patrimony.

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gocart mozart  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:37:04pm
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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:38:16pm
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steve_davis  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:41:44pm

after roughly six months, pdfdrive.com is working again.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:42:14pm

re: #22 GlutenFreeJesus

The Cybertruck really is the new Aztec, previously the worst “SUV” ever made.

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:44:56pm

re: #220 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

JustJoshFromScotlandinNH?

I only just started following him for a few months.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:44:59pm
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steve_davis  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:45:00pm

re: #124 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Some historians may claim there never was a “fall”, that such an idea is antiquated and nostalgic.

As some will point out, the Roman empire simply moved its headquarters east. And it was the Ottomans who ended it.

exactly. I did not realize through my schooling that the Roman Empire technically lasted until the fall of the Byzantium, just in time to release lots of Jewish scholars who knew Arabic, just in time for Columbus to see maps that demonstrated the world was spherical, and based on ancient Greek calculations, Bombay should be somewhere around Bermuda. Well, he was only off by a smidge.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:45:19pm

Guys, you need to acknowledge that reactionary women pose as mothers because reactionaries view mothers as domestic enforcers guaranteeing compliant children through punishment and conditional love. They’re there to beat and scream at the kids; they’re there to do blanket training and make their daughters ashamed of their period.

The promise of the reactionary woman public figure is that she’ll apply that reactionary-sanctioned maternal wielding of power…shaming, hectoring, controlling…to the in-obedient children that are the rest of society, while still ceding the final say to the correct men.

The thing that’s preserved is hierarchy: a woman of the correct status markers is permitted to have a business, etc, as long as she performs her mandated function good enough. A woman that has no status markers simply will be permitted nothing.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:45:39pm

re: #226 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The Cybertruck really is the new Aztec, previously the worst “SUV” ever made.

It’s worse than the Aztek because it, at least, had the benefit of being built by a major manufacturer, with long-established processes for certain standard components like suspension, steering, and corrosion control. Things that Elno’s little stans are starting to realize are kinda important.

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TedStriker  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:52:25pm

re: #99 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

They have to do that to deal with gangs that dress as clowns in Yankees uniforms, ride on buses, or dress as mimes while trying to intercept other gangs using the trains. Sometimes even girl gangs that act friendly. It’s a challenging town.

“Come out and play!”

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 3:59:18pm

re: #209 The Ghost of a Flea

People like MTG, or Palin before her, or Schafly before either, speak to a primal longing for the type of woman that will beat the servants to keep them in line and will properly discipline the children so that they’re never unruly.

Yeah…if that longed-for patriarchal woman acts out she’ll get stepped on, but isn’t a great to have a lady who just *gets* that people aren’t equal and that her job is to enforce the status of her family?

Of course, the patriarchal woman who beat the servants typically had as little to do with raising the children as the father. beyond bithin’ the bra…, er, children, the vast majority of the raising was done by the nanny. beyond a peck on the cheek at night before bed, they were kept as far, and quietly away, as possible.

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:01:19pm

re: #150 nines09

My dad had a cop friend who would roll his cruiser into a garage his friend owned. They would put it on a lift, just a half foot off the floor, hook up the exhaust hose, turn it on and run the odometer up so he could show he was “patrolling”.
I witnessed it. I knew how to keep my mouth shut.
Have a beer. Light up a cigar. Life is good.

Back in the ’80s my BIL would complain about his night shift maintenance job at a major steel mill in the Ohio River Valley. He complained that because he was on probation for the first six months he had to stay awake all night and read novels to keep him up while his shift-mates slept.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:12:47pm

A certain Philip Hone said the following:

That such a man should have governed this great country… and that the people not only should have submitted to it, but upheld and supported him in his encroachments upon their rights, and his disregard of the Constitution and the laws will equally occasion the surprise and indignation of future generations.

Who was he? Philip Hone was the son of a German immigrant who made his fortune in the auction business, retiring at 40 to travel the world and collect books. He became mayor of New York in 1826 but lasted only one year.

He was writing about Andrew Jackson but it could have been written yesterday.

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steve_davis  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:21:19pm

Listening to the Bullitt soundtrack, and I’ve got to say, they really nailed this. Yes, it has a kind of late 60’s ambience to it. There are tracks where go-go girls would not be amiss, but it’s very listenable. Don’t know who the guitarist is, but he’s definitely not the “CBS Orchestra guy who normally plays tuba, but we need somebody for 10 seconds of radio fill on an episode of McCloud.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:22:44pm
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Unabogie  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:22:47pm

Some personal stuff

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austin_blue  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:22:51pm

Re: Daylight Savings Time

If we are going to remove it, let’s go whole hog and adopt Greenwich Mean Time as our Standard!!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:25:18pm

re: #237 Eclectic Cyborg

I prefer Julia Child too. Then again I am a PBS Fan.

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:28:00pm

re: #238 Unabogie

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nines09  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:28:52pm

Real outlaw country raised the bar. Blurred the line between rock and country.
And good music is good music.
To me, these sound as good as first I heard them.
Reaching inside and crossing wires. Hit you hard on some road nights.

Merle came around later in life. Became more liberal so to speak. Wised up.
He had it though. He had it.
So I was reminded today.
Back To The Barrooms is the album.
1980
One of the best real country albums of all time.
IMHO
Yeah, there is no best, only what talks to you.

Merle Haggard - “Misery and Gin” [Live from Austin, TX]

Easy Come, Easy Go

later lizards nite nite
PS; 2 songs here.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:28:56pm

oh wow…

Mastodon

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austin_blue  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:33:30pm

re: #237 Eclectic Cyborg

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She did love her copper-clad pans and pots.

I prefer Le Crouset, but that’s just me.

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Dangerman  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:37:31pm

re: #212 gocart mozart

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You have picked a side: truth, honesty, sanity

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:38:18pm

re: #244 austin_blue

I prefer LeCreuset also.

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TedStriker  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:41:40pm

re: #216 Belafon

Wait, I thought Biden was coming down off his drugs and would be hiding for a few days.

Body double.

/

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 8, 2024 • 4:43:14pm
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darthstar  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:00:31pm
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:08:25pm

re: #229 steve_davis

exactly. I did not realize through my schooling that the Roman Empire technically lasted until the fall of the Byzantium, just in time to release lots of Jewish scholars who knew Arabic, just in time for Columbus to see maps that demonstrated the world was spherical, and based on ancient Greek calculations, Bombay should be somewhere around Bermuda. Well, he was only off by a smidge.

Ancient Greek calculations of the Earth’s circumference were quite accurate. Thor Heyerdahl speculated that it was hearing about Viking new world Asian settlements that made Columbus think that Asia wasn’t that far away.

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retired cynic  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:09:40pm

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Belafon  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:13:32pm

An aid package being air dropped in Gaza failed to deploy its parachute and killed five:

cbsnews.com

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:13:48pm

re: #251 retired cynic

Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Both are acceptable.

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darthstar  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:13:53pm

re: #242 nines09

I grew up three cattle-guards down the road from Merle’s place. Went to high school with his son Noel. Obviously, that’s where my dog got his name as he was born in Palo Cedro near where we and the Hag lived.

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teleskiguy  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:13:59pm

A student athlete I was coaching today told me “You’re crazy, but in a good way.”

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retired cynic  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:17:44pm

Mary Trump’s post about last night is up, and it has a brief video about Britt’s instructions before giving her speech. Funny.
marytrump.substack.com?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:20:23pm

re: #111 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

I think that’s covered by worst Republicans, since the party attracts the very worst people.

From the redundancy department of redundancy.

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:21:45pm

re: #255 teleskiguy

I thought of you today when I saw this article about a sport that combines rodeo and skiing. It had a pic of a skier being pulled by a horse. I had to think one would want a long rope….

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BigPapa  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:26:55pm

Any IT nerds want to play? Tell me what’s wrong with this:

To WiFi or not to WiFi
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DodgerFan1988  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:31:02pm


Everything Musk touch dies.

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teleskiguy  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:31:07pm

re: #258 Rightwingconspirator

Skijoring. I’ve done that before, in Steamboat Springs, CO.

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BigPapa  Mar 8, 2024 • 5:31:24pm

LOL. I hung the thread router.

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austin_blue  Mar 8, 2024 • 6:23:29pm

re: #246 PhillyPretzel ✅

I prefer LeCreuset also.

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D pot Dutchie?

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teleskiguy  Mar 8, 2024 • 6:29:06pm

re: #255 teleskiguy

A student athlete I was coaching today told me “You’re crazy, but in a good way.”

One kid took me down the mountain bike trail down to one of the base areas, through the trees. We found it! If you looked you could see the berms on the switchbacks.

The most fun.

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Oblongatis  Mar 9, 2024 • 7:13:18am

re: #219 Nerdy Fish

Now, now. We don’t kink shame here.

///

Homelander? Is that you?


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