We make hits
Two broke millennial men
And we’d do it again
Every night on the back of the bus
You know it ain’t no fuss

We’re on the same wage
And we ain’t afraid to get paid on stage
Fan fiction caught in the act is a fact
If you get your back backed up at that

You won’t be missed (watch me now)
Now we make hits (but not hits like Nile Rodgers)
(Just that we ain’t hook dodgers)
We make hits, we make hits

Musical guest Yard Act performs “We Make Hits” for The Tonight Show.