This may be the last time I’ll ever foist one of these Trump speeches on you, but I had to laugh at the sheer unhinged batshittery on display this time. Thankfully, C-SPAN cuts him off in this video after about three minutes; he lied and rambled incoherently for almost 30 more minutes and that would be simply impossible for any non-MAGA humanoid to endure.

At one point the camera pulls back and shows the audience of journalists; looks like at least 50 showed up for this, and then Trump took no questions. He played them again — promised a press conference, ranted at them for more than a half hour, and then just walked out.

Former President Trump: “As far as the trial itself, it was very unfair…you saw what happened to some of the witnesses that were on our side, they were literally crucified…”

He adds, “I would have loved to have testified. To this day I would have liked to testify.”