Hey now, here we go. A convicted criminal is the Republican Party’s nominee for president, and we get to see a sham “debate” featuring this traitorous shitweasel lying his flabby orange ass off as usual. A shining moment in US political history.

CNN says moderators will “mute” a candidate’s microphone when it’s the other candidate’s turn to speak, but I have a strong feeling we’ll be able to hear the loud-ass convicted criminal/would-be fascist dictator ranting incoherently anyway. We shall see. Or hear, as the case may be.

Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are reportedly not doing any fact-checking, either, so we have that to not look forward to.