The Democratic Underground Message Board (DUMB) thread about the possible Bin Laden sighting we reported below is absolutely hilarious: Bin Laden ‘surrounded’. (Hat tip: drunkenwookiee.)

My only fear in this election…AND it’s my only fear,,, is that they catch or magically make appear Bin Laden is handcuffs.

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He was propped up as the perpetrator so they could invade Afghanistan and build a pipeline. We have no idea what involvement if any Osama bin Laden had in 9-11.

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If Bin Laden is captured and paraded around like Saddam, there will be massive retaliations. Bin Lasen is not hated like Saddam was by his followers.

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The Neocons have been fretting that their global business cartel has been stymied. If we “capture” Bin Laden now, that clears the way for the Syrian invasion.