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Omaha Vaporized; Impact on Gay Marriage Debated

Omaha, NE - Washington political observers remain divided over how the terrorist nuclear attack that leveled Omaha, Nebraska yesterday would impact the national debate over Gay marriage.

“If the annihilation of Omaha has taught us anything, it is that Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered couples also deserve to be considered ‘nuclear families,’” said Cheryl Jacques of the Human Rights Campaign.

Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council disagreed, saying that “traditional marriage is supported by four of five surviving mutants in America’s heartland.”