Elderly Woman Foils Naked Intruder With a Well-Placed Squeeze
Oh, and check out the intruder’s last name.
PORTLAND, Ore. — The Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office says an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man’s crotch and squeezing.
Deputy Paul McRedmond says the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That’s when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
McRedmond says a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman’s house and passed on the license information to authorities.
Troutdale police arrested 46-year-old Michael G. Dick of Gresham. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail is set at $110,000.