David Frum: Greedy Limbaugh Stole My Crown Of Evil
Hi, I’m David Frum - the rabid right-wing ultra-compassionate conservative, the uber-centrist, and the monster of moderate extremism. My unthinking fanatical followers have dubbed me el-Frumbo, a lovable little sleazeball, and Doctor Doom of Democracy. The legendary Al Franken wrote a book about me titled David Frum is a Big Fat Idiot. My phenomenal name recognition and huge popularity among capitalist ruling classes are making the common man shudder at the very sound of the word “Frum.” It invokes horrible images of right-wing conspiracy and an imminent reactionary junta that dwarfs the bloody tyranny of George W. Bush. Such are my bona fides.
I have been outed by the unbiased media and members of the US Congress as the sole cause of all wars, poverty, famines, country music, and Republicanism. Every disaster in the last two thousand years has been traced back to my long, scaly tentacles.