Save the Hungry Calves Act of 2009
When the baby realized that her skinny mama wasn’t making enough milk for its hungry belly, it petitioned the Yellowstone Commission for a trillion gallon milk stimulus plan, and demanded that free milk be shipped in, taken by force from the larger buffalo on the plains. Equal milk supplies for all the calf argued, stating that no calf should go hungry, while other calves basked in an endless supply of free milk.
As the Save the Hungry Calves Act of 2009 swept through the wilderness, hard working mother buffalo after mother buffalo from the plains stopped spending endless days eating to support her milk supplies. Instead, she would just lay there and sunbathe, hour after hour of glorious sun.
A cautionary tale…