10 THINGS THAT SHOULD WARRANT AN ASS KICKING
The other day a Facebook friend of mine tried to get me to sign a petition to ban smoking — in certain outdoor areas. Do we really have to run to the government to protect us every time something we don’t like happens nowadays? Likewise, a few weeks ago, a New York assemblyman proposed a city ordinance that would ban restaurant chefs from using salt. Yes, salt. Where have we come as a society when someone could even propose such a thing without fear of being summarily pantsed and run up the flagpole like the town ginger?