BREAKING DRUDGE: ICEWEASEL AND JIMMAH TO BE REUNITED—TRANSNATIONAL PROGRESSIVISM ReVeALeD!1
WHOOP WHOOP! BREAKING! MUST CREDIT DRUDGE!
TRANSNATIONAL COMMIE ALLIANCE COMPLETED! UK GUBBMINT ROLE ExPoSeD!!!
SOCIALIST BRITISH CONSULATE APPROVES SPOUSAL SETTLEMENT VISA FOR RAdIcAL PrOGreSSiVe AcTiViSt “ICEWEASEL”:
KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF BILL AYERS, JEREMIAH WRIGHT, AND CLAYMORE-WIELDING MANIAC “JIMMAH”.
UK/US “SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP” TURNS DEVIANT?!
REUNION WITH SINISTER SCOT RUMOURED IMMINENT.
RADICAL TOTALITARIAN BARACK OBAMA RAISES GREATER WINGNUTTIA BUTTHURT ALERT LEVEL TO SEISMIC.
THEY MADE GLENN BECK CRY!1
(OKAY, SO THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY. I’M THE DRUDGE REPORT, THIS IS WHAT I DO.)
UPDATE: WORLDNET DAILY ASKS: WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFIKAT?!
ANGRY RAGEBEAR ANDREW BREITBART’S BIG DUMB WEBSITE HAS IT!
UPDATE UPDATE: EXPOSED: JIMMAH’S CATS WROTE BARACK OBAMA’S BOOKS!11! .
h/t JACK CASHILL
DeVeLoPiNg….
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*seriously, we met here, fell in love, and got married thanks to LGF; we love this place and you guys rock. THANK YOU to LGF, the LGF community, and above all to Charles for this fantastic site.
And of course to spacejesus, who makes all things possible.
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