Fully Grown Conservative Indiscernible From Spiteful, Insecure 15 Year Old
Soccer is an un-American activity
By Mike Rosen, stupidest man in Colorado
excerpts from his article:
“Predictably, National Public Radio gave the World Cup extensive and fawning coverage. The liberal culture at NPR also subscribes to the notion of world government and doesn’t believe in American exceptionalism. Soccer is very PC”
lol
“I’ll freely acknowledge that world-class soccer players are exceptional athletes. The have remarkable endurance and can do amazing things with their feet and heads. They are also talented actors.”
“Soccer is unnatural. When playing sports, Americans like to use their hands to catch and throw things. Except for the goaltender, soccer players aren’t allowed to use their hands and may only throw the ball when in-bounding it — and even then, they have to toss it with two hands over their head. Maybe this is because foreigners who play soccer throw like a girl.”
lol, “real men” use their hands for 5 seconds every two minutes. ‘MURICA!
Soccer is a communist UN plot to take your children at an early age and corrupt them into politically correct, one world government robots. Wake up America!