Hacked! Anarchist Toll House Cookie Recipe Revealed
Recently posted at an underground website that posts hacks against hackers.
Anarchist Toll House Cookie Recipe:
* Locate the Toll House
* Post time and location for direct action against Toll House at 4chan
* Surround Toll House and demand the liberation of their cookies!
* Throw chairs through plate glass window of Toll House (even if cookies are liberated)
Alternative recipe if Toll House not found:
* Get some dough
* Get some chocolate chips
* Get an oven
* Mix the dough and the chips however you like. DON’T LET THE POLICE STATE OPPRESS YOU BY TELLING YOU HOW TO MAKE YOUR COOKIES.
* Use the oven to cook the cookies. Set it to whatever temperature you want. If they burn yell “Fuck Yea!”