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1 alinuxguru  Wed, May 9, 2012 9:25:21am

But the kids loved it. No matter what happens, I sure hope that this arrest is not an impediment to this mans Presidential ambitions.

2 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, May 9, 2012 10:11:18am

The kids probably did think it sounded fun. That’s the point, isn’t it?

That’s what adults do. We say, “Um, um, um. No. No, let’s not play this game with this thing wrapped around her neck.”

“No, you can’t eat that. Give it to me.”

“Get down from there. No, don’t jump, climb.”

“Where did you get that? What? Well, it was locked up for a reason.”

“Yes, that sounds like fun, but we’re not going to do it. No.”

“Stop hitting each other.”

We’re no fun, because we know that what sounds like fun can become a lot of not-fun in a very quick time.

3 FemNaziBitch  Wed, May 9, 2012 10:56:39am

alcohol, stupidity, and parenting don’t mix well.

4 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, May 9, 2012 1:38:19pm

re: #3 ggt

alcohol, stupidity, and parenting don’t mix well.

Any two of those don’t work well. You don’t even need the third.

Alcohol + Stupidity = “Hey, hold my beer and watch this.”

Alcohol + Parenting = No food in the pantry

Stupidity + Parenting = Snooki

5 ProTARDISLiberal  Wed, May 9, 2012 1:40:23pm

re: #4 Mostly sane, most of the time.

That is the best comment in history.

6 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Wed, May 9, 2012 1:50:38pm

He should have strapped deer antlers to their heads, then no one would probably have noticed… :p

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7 Sophia77  Wed, May 9, 2012 3:25:58pm

Oh lord. Why did I think of a certain Presidential candidate…

:)

8 Blue Point  Wed, May 9, 2012 6:21:13pm

What does a redneck say right before he dies?
“Hey, ya’ll!!! Watch THIS!”
They couldn’t afford Disney so he told them they were going to ride “Mr Toads Wild Ride”. All he had to do was down a 12 pack and miss the trees.


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