This is how you disguise an armed guard to look like a lunch lady.

That is from a site linked to the NRA.org

Select "Guns and Hunting"

Then "Galleries"

Then " Shooters at Outbreak Omega 5"

Lots of gun porn there. The kind Wayne LaPierre spoke about yesterday when he said..

Isn't fantasizing about killing people as a way to get your kicks really the filthiest form of pornography?

Why, yes it is Wayne.

I don't think that guy is right in the head. Is he on the NRA board too?

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. There are several makers of modern kilts that include camouflage versions. I wouldn't wear a camo kilt, but I might wear a solid color, alternating with my MacKay tartan one.

Oh, and the pouch in front is called a sporran. Never seen a camo one for sale. Seems to be a bad idea if you dropped it.

He does look a little silly, granted.

re: #4 Origuy

It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. There are several makers of modern kilts that include camouflage versions. I wouldn't wear a camo kilt, but I might wear a solid color, alternating with my MacKay tartan one.

Oh, and the pouch in front is called a sporran. Never seen a camo one for sale. Seems to be a bad idea if you dropped it.

He does look a little silly, granted.

I agree; it's not just that he's got the camo kilt; it's that he's ridiculously overboard w/everything else. If you're so worried about your knees that you have to wear heavy pads, a kilt is a poor choice of garment.

He's missing a dirk.

No, I didn't misspell the word.

Ah, I recognize the traditional tartan now, from Clan Ku-Klux.

It's not a skirt, it's a KILT! Matter of fact, it's probably a Utilikilt.

Kilt by man in kilt.

I would say it is not actually a kilt, which must be pleated. The sporan is also a poor excuse for one.

Neither the Black Watch nor the Gordon Highlanders wear camo kilts. Kilts are part of the dress uniform only.

Real military kilts