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Humor • March 2013 • Views: 1,400
Our Fucking Mission
You better believe the douches in senior management dug deep to come up with this crap. They probably spent 2 god damned weeks sitting in front of a white board giving each other god damned hand jobs to condense this dumbass company’s mission into six sentences of meaningless buzzwords and empty phraseology. I bet they added some cute quip at the god damned end of it, too, to make it seem personal. What utter bastards.
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