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1 Tigger2  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 2:39:53am

The President of the United States Barack Hussein Obama went to the Vietnam Memorial Wall.

Have you been you draft dodging punk

2 Blue Point  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 7:59:07am

“You see, I never poisoned my body,” he bragged over the phone. “My parents taught me that my gift of life is embodied in the sacred temple.” End quote. Unsaid was;
“But I did shit on the Temple.”
This jerk off is an absolute ignoranamus.

3 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 9:06:13am

Some girls try it and go on a diet
Then they worry ‘cause they’s too fat
Who wants to ride on an ironin’ board?
That ain’t no fun (I tried me one)

- FZ

4 Tiny alien kittens are watching you  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 9:35:26am

re: #3 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I have to admit that banging hipbones only covered by a thin layer of skin together is not a lot of fun. Also the old schoolyard adage of “more cushion for the pushin” really does seem to have some solid validity to it in my experience.

I had some girlfriends who were skinny model types before I eventually married a size 16+ gal. If you were to assume that I married her because she was a breathtaking performer in the sack you wouldn’t be very far off from the truth (probably why we divorced after 13 years, after all sex isn’t…uhh…quite…everything).

Ted just has no idea what he is missing out on… :p


5 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 10:39:08am

His conservative friends would probably no longer be friends if they knew of one particular sexual proclivity he has. I guarantee it!

6 Aligarr  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 11:19:00am

At the end of the day , Nugent’s just a draft doger who was willing to cover himself in his own shit to fein insanity and thus beat the draft .Just another damn chicken-hawk in the same class as Chenney and GW .

BTW , he never was a true Rocker , he is what was known as a head-banger .

7 Blue Point  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 12:26:50pm

Ted proves that you cannot OD on stupid.

8 BongCrodny  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 7:37:14pm

Fake patriots always yell the loudest.

9 Ogami Itto  Sat, Mar 23, 2013 10:18:44pm

re: #5 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.

His conservative friends would probably no longer be friends if they knew of one particular sexual proclivity he has.

If the proclivity you’re referring to is having sex with underage girls then I don’t think his rightwing hypocrite friends will care much.

10 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.  Mon, Mar 25, 2013 6:39:20pm

re: #9 Ogami Itto


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