“To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea”
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest
A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet’s nest on his farm outside Ystad.
The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.
His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.
Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.
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An autopsy of Hasse’s body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim’s pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet’s nest when he was stung to death.
UPDATE: I’ve been informed this is possibly an urban legend, but I reject your reality and replace it with my own.
