Glenn Beck traces American history back to Israel
Glenn Beck, sporting a red polka dot blue bow tie that goes really well with his plaid shirt, explains how American history can essentially be traced back to the Israelites.
You see, after the defeat of the Assyrians, the lost tribes of Northern Israel fled through the “Caucus” mountains…and Caucus is where “Caucasian” comes from, and this is the foundation of his thesis that all of western civilization is based on the laws of Israel.
Problem is, those mountains are actually called the “Caucasus” mountains, but why let a mere technicality like the correct name of something ruin a little revisionist history?
One more thing…well, did you know that the Statue of Liberty is a representation of Moses on Mt. Sinai? It’s true. Really. It is.
I’m really proud of Glenn. He was able to make up all this twaddle without any help at all from David Barton!
