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1 nines09  Tue, Mar 4, 2014 7:58:44pm

News 9 called and asked, “Why is it called the Jesus shot?

Someone from the clinic responded, “I don’t know why [Lonergan] calls it that.”

A voice was heard in the far background saying “Jesus! I got away with it.!”
New snake oil tent salesman on a mission from his bank account.

2 sizzzzlerz  Wed, Mar 5, 2014 6:08:10am

Well, as long as he sincerely believes that injecting people with something is part of his religion, it’s all good! Preventing him from doing so would be, like, tyranny!

3 Joanne  Wed, Mar 5, 2014 6:18:55am
Dr. John Michael Lonergan, aka: Dr. Mike, is a former federal prison inmate who was convicted of tax evasion, mail fraud and healthcare fraud in Ohio.

So, basically, OK will give any schmoe a license, no matter their background or history (unless, of course, they practiced OB/GYN, because them icky ladyparts would taint any doctor’s experience). I wouldn’t want to license anyone convicted of tax evasion or mail fraud, let alone healthcare fraud. That should disqualify anyone from practicing medicine for life.

Jesus (shot) Christ on a cracker.

4 Tsuga  Wed, Mar 5, 2014 9:08:28am

Sounds more like astute (if fraudulent) marketing than religious fervor, considering the local demographic. He’s probably saying to himself: ‘Jesus, these shots make me good money…’

5 RealityBasedSteve  Wed, Mar 5, 2014 12:52:14pm

I recall getting Gamma Globulin shots in the Army, If I remember correctly I seem to remember saying “OH JESUS@@@@!!!!!!!@@##@” while they went in.

RBS

6 rosiee  Wed, Mar 5, 2014 12:54:35pm

I thought Jesus was shot right inside you when you accepted the Holy Spirit. Needles are so pedant.


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