New Rule: Dummies Who Don’t Support Birth Control Can’t Say They Support Birth Control
A Republican from Colorado couldn’t remember the words “birth control” when, during a Thursday debate, he was asked a question about reproductive rights. After saying he did not support personhood (which is nice of him, I guess), Rep. Mike Coffman said, “But I support a woman’s access to, um, certainly, to … this Hobby Lobby decision to … um.”
People of Colorado, elect this man! Just kidding, do not elect this man.
A campaign representative clarified that Coffman meant to say that he supports the Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby decision, “but also supports maintaining access to birth control,” according to the Denver Post.
I am here today to propose a new rule. The new rule is that dummies who don’t support access to birth control can’t say that they support access to birth control.
Coffman is one such dummy.
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