Let's Take a Poll: Facial Hair, Yeah or Nah.

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Let’s Take a Poll: Facial Hair, Yeah or Nah.

By HRH Stanley Sea

Culture • April 2016 • Views: 2,471

I’m just curious ya’ll

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16 comments

b_sharp Apr 5, 2016 • 6:17:08pm

Since I’m not terribly attracted to men, I don’t care. However, I like myself better with face fur.

Stanley Sea Apr 5, 2016 • 6:29:11pm

Well, this was a fail.

CuriousLurker Apr 5, 2016 • 6:38:55pm

I like it, especially beards—but not long ones. The one on that guy in the photo is too long for me—I’m not fond of the lumberjack/Grizzly Adams/Duck Dynasty/Da’esh look. I like a nice, neatly trimmed beard (but not those stupid skinny “pencil” beards and not the ones with no mustache). Picky, picky, picky…

There are some guys who can’t grow a good beard. If it looks all splotchy & anemic, fuggedaboudit—shave it so you don’t look like you have mange.

There are also guys who look great either way: Justin Trudeau, Matthew McConaughey, Idris Elba, Shemar Moore, etc.

calochortus Apr 5, 2016 • 6:39:03pm

Really depends. Some guys should, some guys shouldn’t. Mr. C. has sported a mustache for virtually all* the 40+ years I’ve known him, and I like it. I don’t think I’d like a full beard on him, but there are guys where it looks great.

*Not long after we were married, my mom asked him what he looked like without the ‘stache. He went and shaved it off so she could see. Then he grew it back and has kept it ever since.

The Vicious Babushka Apr 5, 2016 • 6:42:26pm

Zedushka and all my sons & sons in law have the manly hairy face.

Stanley Sea Apr 5, 2016 • 6:44:30pm

I like clean shaven.

Guy always looks younger.

p.s. never been with a bearded man, so I prob need to learn.

CuriousLurker Apr 5, 2016 • 6:45:14pm

re: #2 Stanley Sea

Well, this was a fail.

Why? It seems okay to me.

Stanley Sea Apr 5, 2016 • 7:05:29pm

re: #7 CuriousLurker

I wanted 43 votes, at least!!

Romantic Heretic Apr 5, 2016 • 8:10:50pm

I have a beard. So I guess you could say I like it.

Mostly it started because it’s a very bad idea for me to handle power tools or razor sharp objects in the morning.

LoonRadio Apr 5, 2016 • 8:40:39pm

When I was in my 20s, my face was very angular, and a beard helped fill it in a bit. Now that I’m over 50, I’m just used to the fuzz.

Great White Snark Apr 6, 2016 • 7:43:53am

re: #8 Stanley Sea

I wanted 43 votes, at least!!

Okay I voted for what I like on me. I have had a soul patch and goatee for a long time. Not quite a rough beard but perhaps enough beard. ;-)

nines09 Apr 6, 2016 • 8:07:14am

Speaking from personal experience I can tell you that a 3 or 4 day stubble can look good on a young me. On an old me, I look like I either do not care or I need help. And we all know some men should not even go there. Of any age.

Cheechako Apr 6, 2016 • 12:39:50pm

Well, I’ve had a full beard…for the past 45 years!! Started it the first fall after I got married. Went on a 10 day hunting trip and did not shave while away. Came home and my wife commented on how great I looked along with saying “no more beard burn”! My beard started out being a dark, rusty color but is now very white. My sons (41 & 39) have never seen me clean shaven. They have told me that when I die I will be clean shaven in my coffin. Their ultimate revenge.

De Kolta Chair Apr 7, 2016 • 7:19:04pm

For some reason, I voted for “Love the sweet clean face,” though I’ve had a full beard for going on forty years now.

Stanley Sea Apr 7, 2016 • 8:38:41pm

Thanks for the responses, your hairy sexy LGFers.

Flavia Apr 8, 2016 • 4:46:15pm

My husband grew a goatee just for me. Or, rather, he hated having a full beard, even though I liked it on him, but realized when he was shaving that the goatee did not itch him like the beard did. So he kept it!

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