White House — Best Prepare to Be Mega-Gratituded
How many million incoming voice, text, and email ‘greetings’ can the White House wires and wireless servers carry and process each neap tide, each hour, each minute, each second? You know, those loquaciously articulated flowerings of gratitude that enumerate and elucidate each action that has been done perfectly since the flu - I mean, since that nasty virus, snuck ashore and presented our tweeter-in-chief with the opportunity to shine in a way that has never been seen in the history of all mankind.
We might feel the need to let the White House feel what we feel. It might come to that.