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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Apr 23, 2022 • 12:50:48pm

I grew up on a farm, shooting a .22 at the age of 6, pheasant & partridge hunting at 10, deer at 12. Guns were tools that you used to control the gophers that otherwise can burrow & cause the cows to break their legs stepping into a hole.

I have seen the NRA go from a family-friendly training session to teach kids (like I was, once) how to handle firearms with the proper care & caution, to the crazyass paranoid cult that demands absolute loyalty to the ideas that:
1) You can never have too many guns
2) You must stockpile ammunition to shoot Those People
3) Those People are surely coming for you … soon
4) You must have multiple Black Guns with 30-round mags or you will never sleep safe
5) Periodically, you must flaunt your guns and act aggrieved at the very thought that Your Rights are being infringed
6) Everyone else’s rights to safety can go fuck themselves

We live in the safest environment, but relatives find it unthinkable to leave the house without an AR-15 clone, 4 30-round banana clips, a 9mm with 45 rounds and a .38 in an ankle holster. Because “You never know.”

Belligerent fuckwits waving their guns at each other and screaming over minor traffic mishaps is going to be our future. Thank you NRA!

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Thanos  Apr 23, 2022 • 2:49:35pm

Yeah, I am very polite in traffic nowadays, but even so we’ve had a couple of incidents in the past five years of drivers getting aggressive and stupid over a perceived slight. It always worries me that they might be packing, so the last time I just drove the asshole tailgating me non stop into the Police parking lot. He left in a hurry once he realized where he was.

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Thanos  Apr 23, 2022 • 2:54:48pm

I used to shoot at the NRA range when I was a kid as well, and almost every friend I have owns a gun or few since I grew up in Fairbanks Alaska, I just do not see the need to own one down here.
The single time I used a gun for “defense” was when someone was robbing my neighbor’s pot greenhouse. I shot one into the ground, and one into the right rear quarter panel of the fleeing car — I’m very happy that I did not choose to fire at the passenger compartment since my little brother was sitting in the passenger seat unbeknownst to me at the time.


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