Parenting By Text
In Britain:
“s we all know, Nanny hates parents. In Nanny’s view parents are pretty poor at their job, the state provides a far more robust and efficient means of educating and bringing up children.
Indeed, Nanny is so keen to keep parents away from their children that she proactively encourages both parents to go to work and leave their kids at Nanny’s day care centres, schools and other state run organs for as many hours a day as possible.
I should point out that the added benefit that Nanny gets out of both parents working is a very nice boost, via taxation, to her rapidly dwindling finances.
Anyhoo, to further tighten her grip on the lives of families, and most especially the children, Nanny is launching a new scheme whereby she will send text messages to parents telling them how to bring up their children and how to solve their relationship problems.”