Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere
On May 2, Chile’s Chaiten Volcano released a gigantic cloud of emissions composed of ash, steam, smoke, and various oddball gases whose estimated amount equals to one trillion cow farts, a UN-sponsored climate change study revealed. “In just one day, this volcano set the Kyoto Protocol back 15 years, obliterating the otherwise outstanding success of our multi-billion dollar efforts to curb the release of cow farts into the atmosphere,” complained Chairman of Intergovernmental Panel on Cow Farts (IPCF) Rajendra K. Pachauri at an…….