Rules of Engagement for Ameerica’s Victims
Anwaar Hussain
eagleeye@emirates.net.ae
If by a quirk of fate, America’s victim nations get together, pronounce ‘enough is enough’ and proceed to invade and occupy America, what would their Rules of Engagement be during the occupation. The scribe has chalked out just a few on the exact same lines as America has them for her forces in Iraq. Here is how these go;
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DETENTION OF CIVILIANS. VICFORs personnel may stop, detain and search civilians when there is a reasonable belief that the person falls into one of the following categories: (1) are or were engaged in criminal activity; (2) interfere with mission accomplishment; (3) are on a list of persons wanted for questioning for criminal or security threat actions; or (4) detention is necessary for imperative reasons of security. These prerequisites do not limit the inherent right of self-defense. VICFORs may always use force, up to and including deadly force, to neutralize and/or detain individuals who commit hostile acts or exhibit hostile intent against VICFORs.
(FE-1: Having the world’s highest concentration of its own citizens behind bars at any given time before the occupation, all Americans are deemed to have engaged in criminal activities.)
(FE-2: To help Americans understand their current situation, carrying the ‘Rules of Transition to the new World Order’ on their persons at all times has been made mandatory via VICFORs Order-xxix. The VICFORs have only to explain to them the irony of their current situation.)
(FE-3: Any serious violation of the ROE, e.g. killing, maiming or raping more than 30 unarmed Americans at any one time, will be severely dealt with by a sharp rap over all the knuckles of the violators.)
(FE-4: When in doubt, empty the magazine.)
