As a longtime humorist for such outlets as National Lampoon and The Onion who has written a great deal of blasphemy against all three of the largely interchangeable monotheist religions, and who has worked with a great number of other humorists over the years, and who has in fact lived in a country with a near-majority Muslim population and who once shared an apartment with a devout Sunni, I can assure this commenter and everyone else that it has never once crossed my mind that I might actually be killed for mocking the Ismaili branch of the global Yahweh/Elohim/Allah cult, and I sincerely doubt that a single American humorist has ever refrained from writing a single line out of concern that he might be killed for it.

Yes, that’s all one sentence, folks.